betty kelly

Heathers but Romeo and Juliet
  • Veronica: Mercutio
  • JD: Romeo
  • Heather Chandler: Tybalt
  • Heather McNamara: Juliet
  • Heather Duke: Nurse
  • Martha: Benvolio
  • Betty: Friar Laurence
  • Kurt: Sampson
  • Ram: Gregory
  • Fleming: Prince Escalus
What If?: Dead Girl Walking (Reprise)

“This little thing? I’d hardly call this a bomb. This is just to set off the packs of thermals upstairs in the gym. Those are bombs. People are going to see the ashes of Westerberg, and say there’s a school that self-destructed not because society didn’t care, but because that school was society. The only place Heathers and Marthas can truly get along is in Heaven!” J.D. spoke to Veronica, anger clearly in his voice. Westerberg High, it deserved to go. He had thought of highschool going away, and that one thought inspired him. Like he said before, those assholes are the key, they made Veronica blind, even messed her mind up. Them, the students of Westerberg High have taken Veronica from him, and they will all go away now.

“I wish your mom had been a little stronger. I wish she stayed around a little longer. I wish your dad were good! I wish grown-ups understood! I wish we met before they convinced you life is war! I wish you’d come with me—” She responded, tears coming out of her with each line she said. Veronica, she was infected, the girl loved J.D. a lot. Seeing him like this, it-it just wasn’t right. All she wanted was for them to be seventeen, to be a normal, dorky couple. They’d do all sorts of stuff: see bad movies, sneak a beer, watch t.v., bake brownies, maybe even go bowling! Couldn’t he see what Ronnie had wanted for them? Even if they were damaged (really damaged), they could work through that, Veronica would do everything in her power to help J.D.! But, seeing J.D. like this, him speaking to her like that, now that was the girl’s breaking point. Everything she had said to him, she meant it all, Ronnie had to say something for the male to stop. After saying what she felt, Veronica just dropped down to her knees, covering her already crying face.

“Please J.D., we can stop this, t-this isn’t the way.” Cried Veronica, as she begged him to just defuse the bomb. At this time, at this moment, J.D. could see the damage he had done to Veronica. Veronica Sawyer, the love of his life was breaking down in front of him. Who caused this? Jason Dean himself, he had damaged the only light in his life. He hadn’t really thought this through did he?

“V-Veronica, please, don’t cry, I’ll stop this, once and for all.” The now regretful male said, crouching down to Veronica. He had removed her hands away from her now puffy face, and just stared at her. Veronica was the last person J.D. would ever want to hurt, and the fact that he had done just that really messed him up. Examining Veronica’s puffy face, seeing the sadness he had brought to her, he knew what he had to do.

Standing up from where Veronica was, he walked over to the bomb. The damaged girl watched Jason’s every moves, seeing what she had wanted him to do. With the press of a few buttons, it was defused, it was done. Veronica Sawyer had changed Jason Dean, she had changed his heart. Everything he had done, he did it for her. She meant a lot to him, he couldn’t go through life without her. Life was meaningless without Veronica.

J.D. grabbed the now defused bomb, and slammed it on the floor. Bits and pieces of it had flown to different areas in the boiler room. It truly was over, Westerberg High would remain.

“Veronica, it’s over now, I’m sorry for all of this, I can’t believe I hurt you like that..” Jason said aloud, looking away from Veronica. With the bomb gone, his plan gone, he had realized what he was going to do. Just thinking about it, he felt stupid, but he couldn’t help it, the boy was damaged. “I understand now why you chucked me out like trash, and I don’t hate you for it.”

Rising from the ground, Veronica ran to J.D., holding him tight, basically clinging to the trenchcoat wearing teen, “T-Thank you for this, J.D., thank you.” She cried in his arms, J.D. rocked her softly, calming her down. “I know we’re both really damaged, but if you’re in, then we can both get help, and work through this together.” Jason Dean nodded, showing Ronnie a soft smile, he was willing to get the help he needed just for her. Either way, he desperately needed it, and he wanted to get better for Veronica.

After the pep rally finished, the pair walked up into the gymnasium, seeing as it was safe to walk out. J.D. and Veronica removed the packs of thermals hidden behind the bleachers, and threw them all away. This was over, Veronica could finally be seventeen with him, Jason Dean. They exited the school, riding away on J.D.’s motorbike to his house.

“Our love is god, Veronica.”

“Our love is god, J.D..”

The two were finally going to be seventeen.

Classic Blondes are the best

You have the incomparable Jean Harlow

The sassy Mae West

The captivating Carole Lombard

The alluring Lana Turner

The sweet Betty Grable

The magnetic Marilyn Monroe

The elegant Grace Kelly

The effervescent Jayne Mansfield

The sophisticated Kim Novak

The enticing Diana Dors

The charming Doris Day

and the deeply missed Sharon Tate!

Heathers BMC AU!!

Idk if anyone’s done it but here’s my version :

Brooke Lohst: Heather Duke
Chloe Valentine: Heather Chandler
Jenna Roland: Heather McNamara
Jeremy Heree: Veronica Sawyer
Michael Mell: Martha Dunnstock
The Squip: Jason Dean
Rich Goranski: Ram Sweeney
Jake Dillinger: Kurt Kelly
Christine: Betty Finn

feel free to add on !
Let's make them beautiful - Chapter 1 - lesbianmermaid - Heathers (1988) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works


A collection of one shots where, instead of Veronica, the Heather’s decided to make JD their new project and take on the astronomical task of making JD not only an actual functioning human being, but a well-liked functional human being. They were not prepared for this. And frankly, neither was I.
Other wise known as “Popular JD AU”

Here's what I want:

Lilian Gish’s face

Joan Fontaine’s eyebrows

Rosemary Clooney’s down to earth personality

Julie Andrews’ voice and nose

Audrey Hepburn’s skinniness

Vivien Leigh’s smile

Lucille Ball’s hilariousness

Carol Burnett’s randomness

Lauren Bacall’s sexiness

Ginger Roger’s sassiness

Gene Kelly’s dancing ability

Cyd Charisse’s gracefulness

Mary Tyler Moore’s cuteness

and Elizabeth Taylor’s eyes

also whatever Katharine Hepburn had