"He was the finest guy I ever slept with"

Did you forget I am the guy you’re sleeping with now? I’m sorry it turned me off but you’ve gotta understand how shitty of a thing that was to say. Like I said though, I wasn’t even mad. I even joked to make you realize.. “I think you mean the second finest guy.” Maybe it hurt me more than I think it did, but I dont think so. I don’t feel hurt. It just turned me off in that moment.

Anytime we’ve talked about anything in my past I have never told you that anyone was better than you at anything. Even when you asked me if I ever slept with anyone with fake boobs. I said yes, but that I didnt like them because they were hard…

You say a lot of mean shit when you’re mad. I didn’t mean to upset you. But the reality is that you upset my sense of desirability. I know I’m not as handsome as some other people. But it was still a fucked up thing to say. Even now, after you’ve said even more hurtful shit to me because of this, I’m not mad. The idea of what you said turned me off in that moment. I guess you could say you brought me out of the clouds too for a bit, but then you hung up on me multiple times and I don’t do well with that. Never have. Maybe you can realize how it made me feel, or maybe you think it was appropriate to try to hurt me even more, I’m not sure. So I’m not mad. I’ll leave it at that.

Traditional Celtic marriage vows, better than anything I've ever heard:

You cannot possess me for I belong to myself
But while we both wish it, I give you that which is mine to give
You cannot command me, for I am a free person
But I shall serve you in those ways you require
and the honeycomb will taste sweeter coming from my hand.

Some Even Better Questions
  • 1 What do you regularly do before bed?
  • 2 Who would you say is there for you when you really need them?
  • 3 If given the opportunity, where would you time travel and who would you bring with you on the adventure knowing that you're not going to alter anything in the present?
  • 4 Is there anyone you miss a lot?
  • 5 Favorite drink? (Alcoholic and non-alcoholic)
  • 6 Do you smoke weed or cigarettes?
  • 7 Would you help the last person you called/texted hide a dead body?
  • 8 What would you take as a weapon if you were to go into a building to assassinate a crime lord that killed your family? Would you be discrete or go in and start killing people until you get to him?
  • 9 What are three norms that you absolutely hate?
  • 10 Who are your top three idols?
  • 11 If you could go back to any point and time and do things differently, where would you go and why would you change things?
  • 12 Your Pokemon team consists of six Pokemon, which six Pokemon would you choose to be on your team?
  • 13 You have the opportunity to meet any musician, dead or alive. Who would you meet and why?
  • 14 What was a constant thought that passed your mind today?
  • 15 Are you going to school? What are your classes like/what's your major?
  • 16 Favorite video game?
  • 17 Something you know you shouldn't have done, but did anyway?
  • 18 What is a television show that makes you want to strangle someone?
  • 19 Most fucked up situation you have ever been in?
  • 20 The last time you were hugged and you cried?
  • 21 Who is your favorite character from a film?
  • 22 Is there a film you can watch repeatedly and never get tired of it?
  • 23 Make a list of bands/musicians that you recently started listening to.
  • 24 Do you think you would do well in a zombie apocalypse?
  • 25 If the world was ending and you had two hours before the Earth was destroyed, what would you do?
  • 26 What was your first kiss like?
  • 27 Favorite curse word(s)?
  • 28 Who do you think would visit you if you were in the hospital?
  • 29 What do you think of most when you're falling asleep?
  • 30 If you had to choose between immortality, wealth, or any six concert tickets with the opportunity to go to any of those concerts from any time period, which would you choose?
  • 31 What do you wish you could be doing right now?
  • 32 Who is your favorite person in the world right now?
  • 33 What do you think it would be like to have been born with a tail?
  • 34 Do you like your name?
  • 35 What would you do if two strangers started fighting in a convenience store full of people?
  • 36 What are you looking forward to in the near future?
  • 37 If you had to use three songs to define yourself, which three would you use?
  • 39 How do you feel about humanity?
  • 40 What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
  • 41 Do you have a Tumblr crush? What would you do if you had the chance to hangout with them?
  • 42 What do you want to do with your life?
  • 43 Which of your friends is the funniest?
  • 44 Where do you go when you feel like shit?
  • 45 What is holding you back from doing something you really want to do?
  • 46 What state do you live in?
  • 47 Would you ever hangout with someone you met on here?
  • 48 When was the last time you got home and actually fell asleep withing ten minutes of making contact with your bed?
  • 49 What really turns you on?
  • 50 What is a memory that you're very fond of?
every time i want to buy shit on amazon

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1 (one) single amazon review for this thing: WHATEVER YOU DO DONT BUY THIS!!!!!! this thing was a TOTAL ripoff i hate it!!! I TRIED APPLYING IT AND IT LEFT BRIGHT RED MARKS ALL OVER MY FACE!!!!! IT ALSO MADE ME SUFFER FROM HAIR LOSS AND GAVE ME A RASH AND ALSO MADE ME LOSE THE ABILITY TO SMELL FROM MY RIGHT NOSTRIL!!!! 1 star because at least it smelled like lavender

my indecisive easily influenced ass

Why you want each sign as your friend
  • Aries:They will defend you to the death when you most need it, and joke around with you as if nothing is wrong. They can excite you and have a good time with you, as well as serve as your protector when the time comes.
  • Taurus:There is no one better to have low key movie days with. Not to mention, they'll hold you in extremely high importance, and cook you food that's most likely going to be better than anything you've ever eaten before.
  • Gemini:They will never fail to keep you entertained. They will fill you in on everything going on with them, as well as their opinions on your matters. A conversation is easy to keep up and will likely not die so quickly with a Gemini friend.
  • Cancer:They will always say or do things that remind you how great and important you are, even if you are not feeling so fabulous at the given moment. They will make you feel extremely secure; this is a friend you know for a fact you can (and will want to) trust, no ands, ifs, or buts.
  • Leo:They will let go of past arguments almost always, even if they shouldn't be forgotten. Often, they will make it a point to treat you like royalty and uplift you. They never fail to see the value in a friend, regardless of prior circumstances.
  • Virgo:A Virgo friend will analyze anything you come to them with, and try to strategically find the most beneficial solution. Therefore, a Virgo will always clue you in to what they think is best for you, even if it's not what you had planned for.
  • Libra:They will always understand where you are coming from, even if they do not completely agree with what you're saying or doing. They will also push to make you understand where someone you may be arguing with is coming from, which is sure to only be beneficial to you and help resolve the issue.
  • Scorpio:As long as you treat them will, they will project that same treatment and loyalty back on to you. Any act of kindness, you are certain to receive projected back toward you. A friendship with Scorpio is bound to be a purely symbiotic relationship as long as good feelings are passed on from one to the other.
  • Sagittarius:They will always accept you and show you tolerance and a certain love for who you are, no matter what. They will make you laugh, and do nice things for you just to see a smile come onto your face. Ultimately, they will do anything to make you happy, just for the sake of making you happy alone.
  • Capricorn:They won't make you suffer through anything by yourself. They will offer so many solutions to help you return back to your old self again, and will not leave your side until they have seen you try the methods and begin to regain your health of the spirit.
  • Aquarius:They are so full of unexpected ideas and things to do, and are certain to surprise you with something uplifting to make your day even when you are at your worst.
  • Pisces:They will not only talk about whatever problem you may have, but go out of their way and take it upon themselves to put effort into FIXING that problem, so you may once again turn to happiness and all around good vibes. They show their compassion and generosity through both words and actions.