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Okay back to happier (?) topics - today’s prompts were firsts/future/tears !!!! and honestly that’s probably a happy set why did I go for this even we might just never know

Tips for faceslapping women

- Find her tolerance limit: First hit her softly and then gradually increase the force of each slap if you see she can take it.
- Always make her close her mouth before the slap to avoid her teeth cutting inside her mouth during the slap.
- Always hit her in the jaw. Never close to the ear (audition loss hazard), nose (bleeding nose harzard) or eyes. Any hit above the cheekbone (around the eye) will give her a black eye.
- If you wanna slap her hard in one cheek, then is useful to support her other cheek with your other hand. This is done to avoid a strong “whiplash effect” on her head.
- Keep clipped and filed nails to avoid accidental cuts.
-Avoid slapping her as a punishment/discipline. She has a fatty butt and some sensitive thighs that can be used for that purpose. Those are much safer to hit than her face. Use them.
- Never slap her with anger.

A good slap puts a naughty girl immediately in her place. It makes her shut up immediately so it’s really effective against a back-talking girl. Normally it brings instant tears of submission. But it can be a severe tool, so it must be used with care.

Remember: Women are delicate beings and they are easy to break. Better play with your toys without breaking them… so you can keep on playing!

Cheers

;-)

Javier

 I just want Dick Grayson and Jason Todd to be sitting down and eating (like at Batburger or shit) and Dick starts talking like “Oh yeah, me and the Titans bla bla…” and Jason just nods along because goddamn, not another Nightwing toy until Dick says “And then Roy kind of…” and then Jason goes all “Roy? Roy Harper? Is that little shit with you!? why dO YOU HAVE MY LITTLE SHIT!? GIVE ME MY LITTLE SHIT BACK, GRAYSON OR I SWEAR TO FUCK!!”

Everything's a Show For You

A/N: Loki is tired of constantly being shadowed by Thor, so he decides to show you just how good he is.

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Pairing: Loki Laufeyson x Reader

Warnings: NSFW, kissing, grinding, oral (both reviving), multiple orgasms, unprotected sex, vaginal Sex, dirty talk.

☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.

Originally posted by memoriescuselove-lovekills--blog

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Masterlist

Originally posted by ohstylesno

Hello, loves! This is my masterlist for all of my Harry writings :) Enjoy! xx - L

* - smut

^ - written, but not posted yet

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“I want kids, a family of my own. I’d like to give them the first eight years of their lives in the country. Then I’d want them educated, which I wasn’t formally, although I had a tutor once when I was twelve. At times I miss a formal education, but at others I thank god for everything else I have now. What I have got from my childhood aren’t toys, but memories. And happy memories are better than any toy.”
- River Phoenix

its a weird time to be a fan of transformers toys right now

see, since the entertainment industry realized that China is a massive untapped market a couple of years ago, Hasbro has started making this MASSIVE marketing push in China

so basically, China has all of the latest Transformers toys on shelves. always well stocked, always up to date, always readily available

meanwhile, outside of China, the rest of the world is struggling to find the latest releases. hasbro just… isn’t shipping stock to western stores.

so what’s happening as a result?

Chinese companies, namely Wei Jiang and Kubianbao, have started releasing extremely high quality counterfeit versions of official Hasbro toys. Not just cheapo knockoffs, properly high quality fakes that are better than the Hasbro releases.

Can’t find the 20 dollar official Hasbro Megatron toy? Buy Wei Jiang’s counterfeit version! It’s 45 dollars, readily available online, it’s twice the size of Hasbro’s one, it has several improvements made to the figure’s engineering over Hasbro’s version, AND they added die cast metal to it. 

So what’s happening is that fans outside of China are importing chinese bootlegs of Hasbro’s toys because they’re objectively better and more readily available than Hasbro’s official releases.

And they’re more readily available because Hasbro is focusing marketing on China right now.

And, if my research is correct, Wei Jiang and Kubianbao’s counterfeit offerings are often sold in the same stores as Hasbro’s official stuff, and Chinese fans prefer buying the counterfeit stuff because it’s better.

So, because Hasbro started trying to maket heavily to China to the point that they’re neglecting markets in the rest of the world, they’re losing sales all over the world to Chinese counterfeiters because the Counterfeit toys are better and easier to find.

And the Chinese audience they’re marketing so heavily to prefers the knockoffs to the official releases anyway. Because the knockoffs are better.

Beg For It

Originally posted by nodenyingheisgolden

This is multiple requests in one. This is… dirty, to say the least. Love you all very much. Enjoy. xx - L

Harry sees what can make you feel better- toys or him.

Warnings: SMUT

Word Count: 1,381

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Imagine R running a tumblr blog...

Let’s be honest, this blog is a mess of history/Greek Mythology posts juxtaposed with memes (oh. my. god. so many memes, someone please stop him). He also posts music videos and poems he’s written, and is constantly getting into debates with other blogs (which is how Enj started following him, but only realized it was Grantaire after watching one of the videos R had posted).

Of course Enjolras doesn’t tell Grantaire that he found his blog, just subtly follows it.

Enj loves Grantaire’s blog, not just because of R’s posts, but because while Grantaire will rarely say anything in real life, he likes to use his blog as a place to vent and write all of the negative thoughts in his head, which means Enjolras knows which days to be extra nice to R (making sure he watches what he says in their debates) and will text him or hang out with him.

Then, one day, Grantaire posts some of the hate he gets, which pisses Enjolras off, because how can someone say that to the boy he likes Grantaire.

So Enjolras being Enjolras, and because Enjolras can’t do anything small, he starts spamming Grantaire with positive anons, but once Enjolras starts he can’t stop: he just keeps on writting all of the reasons he’s in love with R…

The only problem is that about halfway through spamming Grantaire with positive anons while borderline confessing everything to him, Enjolras stops making sure that he’s clicking the anon button…

And it’s not that hard for Grantaire to see all of the asks from this one activist blog, that oh, look–has Enjolras’s name on it…

He texts Enj: did u really mean all of it?

And Enjolras just smiles and texts back: You know that I believe in you

For @boys-of-the-barricade because I for one frickin love your blog…

Tricks (Part 1)

Request: Hello! How are you? Could I request a Joker x Reader where the he and his friends are arguing about who the most attractive/best with the ladies is and joker ends up betting he can seduce the reader. They fall in love but then reader finds out it was all a bet. Sort of a ‘10 things I hate about you’ scenario haha Thanks lovie

A/N: I COMPLETELY fell in love with this idea this is cute AS FUCK. Part 1 of ??

Pairing: Joker x reader 

Summary: Joker makes a bet he can seduce the reader but finds out he’s met his match. 

Warnings: Sexual implications? Probably swearing? Joker stuff. 

Originally posted by grysamobojcow

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BTS As Boyfriends [Kind of M]

J I N :

~Very nurturing and kind
~Loves to take care of you
~Is the kind of boyfriend to cheer you up with lame jokes
~Laughs at his own jokes so you don’t have to
~Buys you food
~Feeds you and then eats food off your body
~Relationship that lasts long just like him


N A M J O O N :

~You talk about deep stuff together
~Shows you new music
~Long walks
~You stick your finger in his dimples
~Overprotective just like a daddy
~Calls you princess
~Loves to nestle his head on your neck when you’re lying down or when he’s on top of you

H O S E O K :

~e n e r g e t i c bf
~is up for everything
~will call you randomly to tell you he loves you
~closed sheets because you have the actual sun next to you
~doesn’t really curse even when he’s mad he only does when you please him
~shows you dance routines and then puts his hips to better use

T A E H Y U N G :

~just really fun to be around
~even if you break up you’re still friends
~karaoke nights
~tries to impress you with his rapping skills and other skills
~tries not to smile when he looks at you
~cuddles and spanks

Y O O N G I :

~chill boyfriend
~has no amount of swag around you
~you hold his big veiny hand and his big veiny something else
~will not tell you he loves you for a while (even though he does) and then one day he suddenly blurts it out like it’s no biggie
~will look at you as if he’s judging you but he’s actually thinking how much he adores you
~car rides where the wind blows your hair and you blow him

J I M I N :

~blushes a lot and you kiss his blushed cheeks
~c o m p l i m e n t s
~he’s soft but he can be rough
~teaches you how to dance
~pets your hair when you have your head on his lap
~ you have great sex when he’s angry
~“Y/N,let’s go get burgers”
“I’m not in the mood for burgers”
“Yeah burgers suck, forget burgers”

J U N G K O O K :

~shows off so much but you love it
~you challenge his cockiness all the time
~“Hey, y/n, look what I can do!”
~“Y/N, I can do that too!”
~“Hey, y/n, watch me while I do this!”
~beats you at every game but buys you toys to make it better any kind of toys you want
~ you lick his abs


That was it for today :) not as nsfw as the rest but ㄱ(¤~¤) here you go

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