better than pizza

Because fuck that

A lot of people say “The day my kid was born is and will always be the best day of my life”.

Fuck that.

The day I ate pizza for the first time wasn’t my favorite day eating pizza. You made something awesome. Watching it morph into something even more amazing over a long period of time is the best day ever.

Fuck owf.

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troye sivan .¸¸.*♡* (((like if u save any)


BIOS

  1. jesus i have one question why you created troye sivan? only for make a mess in my life right? right.
  2. idk what i have to do cause sometimes i hate troye sometimes i love how someones can live like this?
  3. i’m so sorry mom but i love troye sivan
  4. don’t ask me if i love you bc you know that my one and first love is troye
  5. troye is better than pizza
  6. troye is the best then shut up
  7. troye makes me so happy at the same time makes me sad i’m confused
  8. troye makes me feel like I was in heaven i love this shit with all my heart
  9. when I look at the eyes of troye sivan I feel in paradise someone help me
  10. troye doesn’t know how much i love him and it breaks my heart
  11. all my life and all my story is about troye sivan
  12. you don’t like troye? you can hear my FFFFFFFUCK YOUUU??????
  13. the hell is waiting for me thank you for that, troye, h8 u
  14. living for troye
  15. always in my heart troye sivan
  16. i love troye more than i love food 
  17. troye is my angel
  18. troye is my drug 
  19. the only thing i need is troye sivan
  20. i don’t love you, i love troye sivan
  21. troye is my heaven 
  22. ✿ jesus loves you, troye doesnt ✿
  23. ☾my heart belongs to troye sivan xoxoxo☽
  24. i really believe that troye sivan was the gratest thing that ever happened to me
  25. it’s incredible the way that troye makes me smile
  26. jesus please make me understand how could someone be so fucking perfect like troye?
  27. desculpa querida mas o talento do troye me impede de ouvir vc falando de flop
  28. no contrato n tava dizendo que eu ia ter que aguentar tiro todo dia ouvindo troye sivan
  29. preferia estar matando e roubando do que ter conhecido troye
  30. pior do que vida de fã de troye é vida de hater, arranjar um motivo p odiar ele é dificil
  31. querida n preciso de bio engraçada não, amo troye sivan meu fandom eh uma piada global
  32. quando pensei que minha vida nao podia ficar pior comecei a ouvir troye
  33. bate siririca pensando em troye sivan escondida da mae q eu sei
  34. cala a boca ja morreu quem eh otaria e fa de troye sou eu
  35. perdedora com p de troye sivan
  36. eu pensei que era feliz mas troye tirou minha esperança
  37. cada um eh viciado em alguma coisa enquanto vc eh viciada em ser uma hotaria eu sou viciada em troye sivan
  38. eai troye ou me segue e se fode ou me fode e me segue
  39. nem de humanas nem de exatas eu sou de troye sivan 
  40. preenchendo o vazio da minha vida sendo fa do troye
  41. af eu desisto desse tal de troye sivan que só me faz sofrer nunca mais eu ouçOPA SAIU SINGLE NOVO
  42. tudo posso no troye q me fortalece
  43. tanto spam p mandar pedindo follow pro troye e vc acha q vou perder meu tempo com vc acorda brasil
  44. vc n conhece troye sivan??????/vc me enoja
  45. quem precisa de um namorado quando troye ta pedindo q eu vote nele??/ acorda fofa o site ta me esperando de braços abertos
  46. miga vou te dar um conselho, nunca seje fa de troye sivan porque eh um caminho sem volta para a escuridão profunda
  47. espero nao somente deus mais tambem que jesus descam de suas nuvens com uma luz ofuscante dizendo voce esta livre nao sofreras mais por troye sivan
  48. como eu vou aproveitar o barranco que eh a vida com esse peso no coração por motivos de troye???/
  49. troye sivan eu devia amarrar vc jogar dentro de uma van dirigir ate um galpao jogar vc la dentro e tacar a chave na china mas ja é tarde criei afeto
  50. mamãe cria com amor carinho e td que há de bom e a criatura vira fã de troye who sivan é pra matar de desgosto não é?!?!?!?!?????

USERS

  1. TROYXSlVAN
  2. troyesxw
  3. sivanxs
  4. sivandklx
  5. youtxtroye
  6. thefoolsong
  7. troyetrono
  8. junease22
  9. prxtectroye
  10. troyesatanas
  11. troyekkkkj
  12. troyeaven
  13. yoursivxn
  14. trsvndkla
  15. talkmease
  16. losthaverly
  17. faultyouth
  18. faultwild
  19. hlittlepools
  20. sheswildx

LIKE IF U SAVE ANY

9

justin bieber

BIOS

  1. jesus i have one question why you created justin bieber? only for make a mess in my life right? right.
  2. idk what i have to do cause sometimes i hate justin sometimes i love how someones can live like this?
  3. i’m so sorry mom but i love justin bieber
  4. don’t ask me if i love you bc you know that my one and first love is justin
  5. justin is better than pizza
  6. justin is the best then shut up
  7. justin makes me so happy at the same time makes me sad i’m confused
  8. justin makes me feel like I was in heaven i love this shit with all my heart
  9. when I look at the eyes of justin bieber I feel in paradise someone help me
  10. i was fine then i met justin bieber
  11. god please save my soul because i didn’t ask to be belieber
  12. roses are red, violets are blue, justin i cant live without you
  13. justin is perfect like… wait, anyone is perfect like justin
  14. i’m belieber hahaha this is not funny
  15. i’m belieber and… idk man, just give me a hug
  16. i try to stop listening to justin bieber, but i can’t, becAUSE JUSTIN IS PART OF MY LIFE NOW!!!1!!
  17. justin doesn’t know how much i love him and it breaks my heart
  18. all my life and all my story is about justin bieber
  19. you don’t like justin? you can hear my FFFFFFFUCK YOUUU??????
  20. the hell is waiting for me thx for that, justin, h8 u
  21. living for justin
  22. always in my heart justin bieber
  23. i love justin more than i love food
  24. justin is my angel
  25. justin is my drug
  26. the only thing i need is justin bieber
  27. i don’t love you, i love justin bieber
  28. justin is my heaven
  29. ✿ jesus loves you, justin doesnt ✿
  30. ☾my heart belongs to justin bieber xoxoxo☽
  31. i really believe that justin bieber was the gratest thing that ever happened to me
  32. it’s incredible the way that justin makes me smile
  33. jesus please make me understand how could someone be so fucking perfect like justin?
  34. vamos preservar o planeta, migas, em marte nao vai ter justin bieber nao
  35. to aqui pra sustentar meu filho justin
  36. a viadagem vai de 0 a justin bieber
  37. se nem o justin bieber agradou todo mundo quem sou eu pra agradar????
  38. justin foi doar sangue e não deixaram pq nao aceitam sangue de cobra la
  39. veneno de justin pra mim é drink
  40. justin bieber é o meu pastor e musicas boas não me faltará
  41. e tudo começou no shes confident
  42. minha vontade de te bater é do tamanho da bunda do justin
  43. protect jb all the costs
  44. justin bieber eh pai dos meus filhos
  45. o inferno ta vazio, por isso justin bieber ta na terra
  46. sobre justin bieber cuidado nao se deixa enganar por esse rostinho de anjo porque por tras disso existe obra satanica
  47. alguem me sustenta que eu nao to com dominio do corpo nao da olha isso aqui olha essa foto olha o justin puta que pariu assim não aguento
  48. o que ainda to fazendo aqui com a bunda sentada na cadeira de frente pro computador partiu justin deveria estar dando views
  49. justin é tao danadinho da vontade de desferir soquinhos na cara dele e depois beijar cada centimetro dos ferimentos como lidar
  50. no momento apenas erguendo as mãos aos céus e agradecendo pq justin bieber existe

USERS

  1. jwxtinbieber
  2. jwstxnbieber
  3. jwxtins
  4. bieberstuf
  5. illshowater
  6. kxdraulh
  7. KIDRAKlNG i do king eh um L
  8. aintjwstin
  9. BlEBERHURT L
  10. confxdents
  11. wdymeansx
  12. justinberro
  13. coldswatre
  14. onelovekidra
  15. hwartbreakxr
  16. kidrahit
  17. prtectjustin
  18. biberiver
  19. drewfavx
  20. loveniemenie
  21. drthatpower
  22. jwstinsense
  23. jbiebermatter

soyeahso  asked:

top 5 pizza places

Aaaaaah New Yorkers are going to hate this.

1) Otto’s Pizza (Portland, ME)
2) Bonobo Pizza (Portland, ME)
3) Flatbread (Portland, ME)
4) This place whose name I can’t remember from my childhood that introduced me to baked potato pizza (Saratoga Springs, NY)
5) Zoniez (which is actually a calzone shop but like arguably better than a lot of pizza I’ve had in my life. Oswego, NY)

anonymous asked:

"No one knows pizza better than us" as a chicagoan that is Offensive

get your fake greasy deep mushy pizza out of here this isn’t fast food it’s italian culture