better than in n out

some tips from your local depressed college student
  • cheap paper towels + hydrogen peroxide = acne treatment (just be careful not to bleach your eyebrows unless you’re into that idk)
  • use the acne face soap on your chest, upper back, and shoulders instead, since it doesn’t do shit for your face (or at least not mine)
  • no one is stopping you from bushing your teeth in the shower except yourself (just eliminating that extra step of going to the sink makes it so much easier for me)
  • did you know you’re actually supposed to put on stick deodorant at night??? It has time to absorb while u sleep or stare at the ceiling in dispair whichever works best for u
  • carrots and/or apples dipped in peanut butter = dinner (or just plain peanut butter but it helps to get a lil something extra if you can manage it)
  • if you give yourself an allowance of skip days (i’m talking like 3 or 4 max) then it can be easier to go to class if you remind yourself “i only have 2 skip days left, I’m gonna save them until I REALLY need them” (think of skip days like non-essential items in a video game - you could use them now, but what if you really need them during the final boss battle later on??)
  • the velveeta microwave dinners aren’t great but they’re cheap and better than some other options out there. the mac n cheese w/ meat ones can smell a bit like dog food but they still taste pretty good
  • if you like peppermint hot chocolate - save the after dinner mints you get at places like Chik Fil A and italian restaurants and such and then drop a couple in your mug before you put it in the microwave. boom. 
  • if you’ve got a sore throat, just take a spoonful of honey (or squirt it directly from the bottle to your mouth if you’re a heathen like me) and go find a hot drink
  • for essays - highlight/number/circle/whatever you want to do to make ‘em stand out the quotes you want to use in your paper, then go take a shower or get something to eat or just watch like a 15-20 minute video on YouTube and then come back to your paper, pop those fuckin’ quotes in the right order, and write in the smart bullshit around them
  • okay actually the one thing that I will spend a little extra money on is cough drops bc i get a sore throat all the damn time and the only kind i will buy anymore is Halls Breezers they taste like candy instead of koala shit my personal favorite is cool berry but the orange creme ones are good too honestly these cough drops have saved my life at least six times now
  • coffee is gr9 but don’t forget to have some water every day too dehydration is NOT FUN (speaking from very painful personal experience)
Pit-A-Pat (Part 1)

Originally posted by mvssmedia

fuckboy!jungkook // high school au

Pairing: Jungkook X Reader

Genre: Smuttish, Romance

Word Count: 3.1K

Description: It all started when Jeon Jungkook moved into the house next door during the first year of high school. His popularity was given as his looks are extraordinary, and not to mention his outstanding grades. Everyone thinks of Jungkook as the perfect person with his good looks, perfect grades, and rich parents. However, Y/N thinks apart from that.

A/N: This wasn’t supposed to be a series but oops. 


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It’s All Fun & Games (pt. 1)

( ‘till somebody loses their mind )

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Drabbles

Summary: In which you and Jungkook attempt to fake a relationship for revenge and end up with a lot more than either of you expected.
Genre: Angst/Fluff, Fake Dating!AU
Word Count: 4,072
Author’s Note: 12 fucking pages of notes and outlines and ideas have led to this. Please enjoy. Title taken from Taylor Swift’s Wonderland. I’ll try to upload part 2 within the next few days depending on the response.


To say you are completely floored would be an understatement as you unconsciously curl your fingers tighter around the phone pressed against your ear, confusion and questions settling itself across your features as you try to put a rational thought into this situation only to come up completely short because—!

“What do you mean you’re going to be late?” You demand, trying to keep the nervous touch out your tone, but it’s hard to sound casual when your heart starts to pound a little quicker at the thought of plans not going the way you had once envisioned it to go. “You realize the only reason I’m here is because you insisted that I had to come with you!”

“I’m really sorry (Y/N)-ah!” Hoseok says from the other side of the line, at least trying to make an effort to sound apologetic. “Class ran really really late, and there’s traffic. There must have been an accident or something.”

“I knew we should have just gone together,” You huff out, high heels tapping loudly against the sidewalk pavement as you continue making your way to the restaurant. As much as you would rather simply wait around for Hoseok to arrive to the scene, the idea of just sitting in your car makes you feel slightly congested. While you would be slightly uncomfortable in the restaurant given the company you are about to surround yourself with, it’s better than sitting in the dark.

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Cold | Jughead Jones

Originally posted by jugheadjones94

Pairing: Jughead x Reader

Description: Being a Blossom and dating the school’s super sleuth doesn’t exactly have a happy ending.

Warnings: some swears, maybe. and mentions of death bc jason blossom u know.

Word Count: 2240

A/N: okay this turned out better than I thought. figuring out a title for this was v hard but thanks The Veronicas for having v fitting songs. It’s left open for a part two but that’s up to you guys. Just lemme know <3

Being a Blossom wasn’t the easiest thing in the world to begin with thanks to all the rumours and speculation around your family that had been passed down over the years but the moment Jason Blossom had died, it became the hardest thing in the world. People would constantly stop you whenever they saw you, whether it was in the streets or at school just to give you their condolences. People were constantly staring at you watching and waiting for you to breakdown and the thing you hated the most were the people that would constantly be asking if you were okay.

Okay? How could you be okay when your brother had died? Not only died, he’d been murdered and nobody knew who it was. Every single person in town was a suspect even you. Your parents were on a mission to find out who did it but in the progress of that they seemed to be forgetting or didn’t care about how you and your sister Cheryl were feeling. Not once had either of them made sure you were okay or gave you a hug. Just a simple hug from your mum or dad would’ve helped, it really would’ve. But, no. You and Cheryl just had each other and that was okay.

To most people, Cheryl was a stuck-up bitch who didn’t care what anyone thought about her.  That was a façade, though. The real Cheryl, the Cheryl you’d grown up with was a kind, sweet, troubled girl that just wanted love. She just wanted someone to be there for her but she was stubborn and had built up walls so much that letting people in was hard. The only person she trusted was you and vice versa. You had each other and that’s what mattered. When you were at school though, that was a whole different world. Cheryl was the popular cheerleader who had her big group of friends while you were the ‘boring’ Blossom. That’s what you’d branded yourself as. Jason and Cheryl had been the popular ones that were head of the school food chain and you were the plain jane Blossom. You’d much rather just write and spend time by yourself than be surrounded by people who only used you for the popularity. That wasn’t to say you didn’t have friends or people didn’t care about you. That wasn’t the case at all. You had a few friends and Jason’s friends always made sure you were looked after now your brother was gone but you didn’t have anything solid. More than anything you wished you had a best friend.

That was when Jughead Jones came into play. He was the mysterious, super-sleuth that was trying to solve your brother’s murder. It didn’t bother you too much that he was. Besides, it wasn’t like you could stop him anyway. You and Jughead had always been friendly to each other – more acquaintances than anything but one day when you were feeling especially down and sad, that all changed.

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Valentine's Day imagine

The doorbell rings, and when you open it there is a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates on your doorstep. The card just says “I feel the same” but you have no clue who it’s from. The next day at school, TC/N asks if you got enjoyed your Valentine’s Day, winks, and walks away.

Unintentional Chapter Two: Phone Calls

Chapter Summary: Things have been strange on set since you’d filmed those scenes with Jensen. Things get heated during a convention.

A/N: I just wanted to say this now, this story is going to involve a lot of cheating. I do not condone cheating in any way, this is simply for the purpose of fiction <3

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Warnings: Phone sex, language (including dirty talk, but I guess that kind of goes hand in hand with phone sex?)

Word Count: 2.3k (oops?)

Unintentional Masterlist

Originally posted by pleasegivemecake

You were still aching for him. You pressed your legs together to try and help with the need for friction. There was lots you and Jensen needed to talk about. But you just, couldn’t. Then it would become real, and that would become a problem; and you had to avoid becoming the other woman at all costs.


Over the next couple of weeks, things had been…awkward between you and Jensen. No matter what you did, you couldn’t get him out of your head. You’d lie awake at night, watching old gag reels and outtakes, just to see him. Your heart would skip a beat when you saw him smile; and your breath would slip away when you heard his laugh.

You’d also been avoiding Misha and Jared. At least when Jensen wasn’t around anyway. When the four of you were together, there was too much goofing around to give either of them the chance to ask you about anything. They didn’t know about what had happened on set, but they could tell that something was up.

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Soul Bound (Part 3)

Originally posted by diariodiunragazzofratanti

Originally posted by sonandheirofnothinginparticular

Originally posted by findsomethingtofightfor

“She/He’s so cute Puddin’!” You heard a female voice sqeauled in your ear. You winched. “Oh can we keep ‘em? Please Puddin’! ” The voice pleaded. “I don’t know Harls. She/He might not like us.” A gruff male voice said.

You were confused. What’s going on? Where am I? Who are these people? “I think she/he’s waking up!” You opened your eyes but immediately closed them hissing, as the bright light beamed in your eyes.

“Turn off that light Harley.” You heard a pair of heels clicking against the floor. “You can open your eyes now doll.” You felt a warm hand placed on your cheek. You opened your eyes slowly, only to be looking up into a pair of green eyes.

“Wh-who are you?” You asked as your eyes roamed over the person. He had bright green hair, tattoos all over his body and very pale skin. He titled his head to the side. “You don’t remember? ” He asked. You shook your head. “Well, doll I’m the one and only Joker.” The girl standing behind him smiled widely. “Hi! I’m Harley Quinn, nice to meet ya cutie!” The g- Harley said.

You’ve heard those names before. Joker and Harley Quinn. Joker. Joker. You let out a gasp as you remembered him kidnappings you, beating you with a crowbar and then giving you a bomb.

How were you still alive?! The last thing you were remember was the bomb going off. “How?” You asked Joker.

“How what?” Joker asked. “How am I still alive?” You asked. “That’s for me to only know. Didn’t ya ever hear that some secrets aren’t meant to be known?” Joker says but his eyes widened as his eyes went to your arm.

“Oh my gosh! Puddin’ look! We’ve finally found him/her! We’ve found our other half!” Harley sqeauled clapping.

Joker grabbed your right arm and looked at it in disbelief. “I thought your soulmates were Bats and Big Blue?” You furrowed your eyes, confused even more. “What are you talking about?”

Joker showed you your right arm. Clark and Bruce’s words were smudged and dull looking. Two more sentences were on your arm. ‘Didn’t ya ever that some secrets aren’t meant to be known?’ and the other one said, ‘Mistah J! You’ve got some balls for that hot stuff!’

“There’s no fuckin’ way you’re my soulmate! I’ll fuckin’ kill you!” You yelled at Joker. Harley grabbed Joker’s arm and looked at it. “Puddin’ it’s him/her!” She said excitedly. “I’ll be damned!” You yelled at you sat up.

Joker grinned as his eyes roamed over your body. “You just beat me nearly to fuckin’ death and then blowed me the fuck up! You’re insane! A psychopath!” You yelled at him.

“Watch who you’re talking too doll.” Joker growled. “Y'knoe what?! Fuck you!” You yelled and punched him in the face. Harley gasped. “Mistah J! You’ve got some balls for that hot stuff!” Joker stumbled back, holding his eye.

“I’m gonna kill you!” Joker growled. “No Puddin’! Y/N does have a point! And you can’t kill our soulmate! That’s cruel!” Harley said as she pushed Joker back.

Joker snarled. “I don’t fucking care Harley! He/She punched me and there’s no way in hell I’m gonna let her/him get away with it.” Joker said.

“Come on asshole! Bring it on! Because I’m gonna kick your fucking ass for what you’ve done to me!” You yelled as you jumped over the table and balled up your fist.

Harley sighed as Joker growled, pushing Harley off him and started walking over to you. “Seems like I’m gonna be the one to keep you two from kill each other.

~4 Years Later~

“Hun!” You smiled at Joker as you tackled him into a hug. “Y/N, I’ve told you to not hug me in public.” Joker said as he hugged you back. “Oh hush J. Everyone knows you’re a big softie for me!” You giggled giving him a kiss. “Aww man! You two are having fun without me!” Harley whined as she walked over to the pair of you.

You grabbed her, pulling her into a hug. “Hey babes. The boys aren’t acting crazy are they?” You asked as you have her a kiss on the cheek. She shook her head, giggling. “Are we gonna have some fun tonight Mistah J?” Harley asked as she looked at Joker.

“Oh boy. You two are gonna love this. We’re highjacking Batsy’s party tonight. ” You and Harley sqeauled. “But what about Y/N? Does she/he wear a mask.” Harley asked. “No. Let the world see her. I can’t wait to see Batsy’s face when he sees you darling.” Joker laughed, caressing your face. “It’s gonna be fun, fun, fuuuunnn!” Harley giggled.


Clark felt undressed at Bruce’s fundraising gala. Everyone looked like they were red carpet stars. He isn’t use to things this fancy. His eyes scanned around the room looking for Bruce. He found him talking to a group of women. Clark rolled his eyes. Nothing new, Bruce had been acting like this since…Y/N passed.

He didn’t know if Bruce had someone else or not but he’d moved on. Y/N was gone. He missed him/her but he was sure she/he didn’t want him moping around over his/her death.

He had a steady relationship with Lois and he’s planning on asking her to marry him. Lois was his soulmate, she had to be. She understood him like no one else, even better than Y/N.

The sound of gunshots rang out and a chandelier fell to the floor. A few guests screamed in fright while a bunch of henchmen wearing clown masks barged into the room. Shit! He lost focus for two minutes and this happens. He couldn’t leave the room now to change and he can’t fight the criminals as Clark Kent.

“Hellloooo Ladies and Gentlemen!” Joker’s deranged girlfriend Harley Quinn yelled out posing as she waved to the crowd.

The henchmen behind Harley took off his clown mask, revealing green hair and pale skin. Clark recognized him right away. The Joker.

Joker grinned looking around the room. “Mr. Wayne I think our invitation got lost in the mail! I invited you to my party a couple of years ago! It’s only fair that you invite me to yours!” Joker cackled madly.

“You remember the little show I had a couple of years ago? The one that no one came to and you let poor Y/N die? Remember that?” Joker asked grinning at Bruce before his eyes slid over to Clark’s. “Y'Know I brought our little performer from that night.” A male/female walked out from behind Joker.

Clark let out gasp when he saw the person’s face. “Y/N?” He whispered horrified. “Hello Brucie.” Y/N said as she walked over to him. He/She reached toward Bruce and raked his/her hand through his hair before grabbing it and wrenching his head to the side painfully.

“Did ya miss me?” She/He let out a giggle. “Did ya? Don’t ignore my question Brucie. ANSWER ME!” Y/N yelled. Bruce held back tears as he stared in Y/N’s e/c eyes. “Yes.” He said.

Y/N smiled. “Good boy Bruce. But guess what?” Y/N said innocently. “What?” Bruce asked quietly. “I DIDN’T MISS YOU ASSHOLE!” With that Y/N punched him in the face. “You fuckin’ left me to die! You piece of shit!”

Harley let out a yell as she smashed a bunch of champagne bottles and glasses. “Beat his ass baby!” Joker let out a loud laugh as him and his henchmen began shooting wildly again.

Clark couldn’t tear his eyes away from Y/N’s form. She/He was alive! How? She/He was blown up in that building! His/Her soul mark was dull and faded on his arm! He couldn’t hold back anymore and in the middle of the panic he called out your name.

You stopped yelling at Bruce turning to him. You let out a snarl as you saw him. “YOU!” You ran at him and went to hit him but Clark grabbed your hand. “Don’t hurt yourself Y/N.” You sneered and punched him with your other hand. Clark looked at you shocked. Since when did you have super strength?

Clark grunted as a something hard hit him in the back. “Get ya grimmy hands off my Y/N!” Harley yelled at him. Joker let out a loud cough. “Our Y/N!” Joker said. Y/N rolled her eyes.

“You’re… With them? Those monsters?” Bruce asked. “Do not call my soulmates monster!” Y/N yelled pushing Clark away from her. Where the hell were the police? Clark wondered as he watched Joker, Harley and Y/N stand together.

Clark used the everyone panicking to quickly change into his suit and tackled Joker. “J!” You cried out as Superman tackled him.

“Hey! Get your hands off of Mistah J!” Harley yelled going to attack Superman but you placed a hand on her shoulder. “No Harls.”

“Go! Now!” Joker yelled as the blue blur began taking out the henchmen. “Come on Harls!” You yelled grabbing her. “He’s fast! How are we gonna get by?” Harley asked. You smirked.

Superman finished with the henchmen and turned looking for Harley and Y/N but you two were gone. “Joker. Where are they?” Joker just let out a mad cackle. “That’s for me to know Supes!” Superman growled. “I’ll find out what you did to Y/N.”

So guys how was this? Honestly I think it sucks…..

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Jersey Adventures

Ethan Dolan x Reader

Summary -  Ethan and you take a little adventure back in Jersey and things turn out better than ever.

A/N - I got bored and wrote this and so you know.. if you have any requests you can send them in because I’m always bored asf. Sorry if this sucks & it’s short.

Originally posted by graysonsbabymomma

       You had just woken up and scrambled out of bed at the sound of a huge pan falling in the kitchen and Ethan yelling. “God Damn it!” You heard his voice as you threw on a pair of sweats and a tank. As you ran down the stairs you could hear Gray’s loud laughs and Ethan groaning. “What the hell is happening in here?” You questioned as you emerged from the stairway. “It was E’s turn to cook breakfast and he said he was the better cook. Obviously that isn’t true.” Grayson said between laughs as he got up and walked into the living room. You were currently in Jersey with the boys as Ethan had convinced you to go although you were nervous about meeting his parents.

       You went around the counter top to see E on the ground wiping up what seemed like eggs. “Great going Dolan.” You giggled and leaned down helping him with the mess. “Bet you that they would still taste better than Gray’s!” He screeched and you could hear a loud “Bullshit!” from the living room. You finally got the mess cleaned up and the pan in the sink as Ethan put his strong arms around your waist tightly. “Wanna do something alone today? I know a place..” He whispered and it gave you shivers down your spine.

      Getting E alone was an offer you couldn’t resist as Grayson had always third wheeled - not that you really minded. “Yeah E..” You murmured lightly and he kissed the top of your head walking upstairs. “Put on your bathing suit Y/n..” He said before walking upstairs leaving you to your own devices. You wondered what he was up too but then just shook your head - who cares, it’s alone time with your boyfriend! Sauntering up the stairs into the shared bedroom you grabbed the light purple bathing suit you packed for the trip. Quickly putting it on and applying sunscreen you were ready in no time. 

    “Well doesn’t my baby look good..” Ethan said from the door of the bedroom, wearing the blue swim trunks that definitely fit him well. “Thanks E.. But what about Gray?” You turned as he held towels in his left arm and began strolling to the front door. “Our old friend is coming over and they’re going out to the pizza place down the street. Don’t worry Y/n.” He wrapped his arm around your shoulders as you walked to his rental car. “Alright, where are we going?” You opened the door to the burning hot car and sat down as E went around to the drivers side. “Surprise babe.” He smirked and began the car pulling out of the driveway and turning the AC on. 

   It seemed like you were on the road forever and you shifted in and out of sleep. That is until Ethan’s hand lightly shook you awake and told you that you were finally there. Your eyes adjusted to the light and you saw the god that is your boyfriend getting out of the car and grabbing the towels out of the back seat. You got out of the car and stretched peering around. It seemed as if.. You were in the middle of nowhere!? “Where the fuck are we Ethan?” You turned as he approached you. “We are in a forest Y/n. Use your eyes.” He laughed and pulled your confused body along down a dirt path.

   “I love you and every-” You were stunned as you turned a corner to see a huge waterfall and lake. “Wow..” Ethan embraced you, kissing your neck lightly before picking you up and throwing you straight into the freezing water. You emerged screaming profanities as he laughed and joined you in the water. “Aww baby… You look beautiful!” He continued with his laughing and you smirked pushing his body underwater. He came up choking and then it was your turn to laugh. “He then looked straight in your eyes and pulled you close making you gasp. “Oh Y/n… I love you so much.” He closed the space between you two, passionately kissing you. You let out a soft gasp as he gripped your hair. The kiss felt as if your whole life had been leading up to it. You both reluctantly pulled away and stared into eachothers eyes. “I love you too Etee.” You smirked as he groaned. Let it be said that the whole day with Ethan at the lake was quite the success.

The Wedding Planner (Part 6)

Summary: Being a wedding planner is all fun and games until suddenly you’re saved from an accident by the man of your dreams–later discovering that he happens to be your latest client’s fiancé.

Word Count: 2,211. (yikes long part)

A/N: Honestly this gif just breaks my heart, but it’s basically the mood for the whole part. Shit is starting to go downhill now in the series. As always, please feel free to leave me comments or asks to let me know what you thought!

*Special Thank You to @spidweeb for proof reading/editing this part out for me! You the real one, fam.

The Wedding Planner Masterlist

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“Since we woke up in that box, you’ve been the person I’m closest with” you breathed, nodding your head lightly. “And I need to get this off my chest, so I figured who better than you” you smiled. “Kind of freaky me out now Y/N” Thomas chuckled nervous about what it was that you had to say. “No don’t worry, it’s nothing bad, at least I don’t think it is” you laughed nervously. “I like Newt, I really like him” you admitted letting out a sigh of relief. You looked to see Thomas smiling almost wider than you. Only a while back Newt had also confided in him about his like for you.

So having Kang Dongho as a brother would include: 

  • it would be a curse and a blessing at the same time
  • he would be very protective and sometimes it would be a bit excessive, but he just cares so much about you and doesn’t want anything happening to you 
  • would also be very caring and spoil you to no end 
  • he would buy you anything you asked of him and he would give it to you without any arguments 
  • you could basically call him at 3 am and tell him that you need him to pick you up because your friends dumped you and you have no money for a taxi
  • he would probably scold you a bit over the phone, but come pick you up anyway 
  • “why do you never listen to me? stop hanging out with losers, Y/N. you’re better than that” 
  • and if you were to feel very sad and start crying, he would take you to the dorm and hug you without saying anything
  • he would probably watch over you until you fall asleep and then just kiss the top of your head and cover you with a blanket 
  • in the morning he’s probably gonna make you a sandwich or something and you two are gonna have a serious talk 
  • because he cares so much about you and wants to make sure you are alright and safe 
  • he won’t try to control you or impose you to do things
  • but the moment he hears you have a crush on a boy, you are put under a standard 30 questions survey about your crush
  • “where does he live?” 
  • “is he a good student?” 
  • “does he treat his parents well?” 
  • “when can I meet him?”
  • “NEVER”
  • “I have to make sure he will be a good boyfriend for you, Y/N. now, where did you say he lived?” 
  • and when you tell him your crush asked you on a date and will come pick you up later that day he would be thrilled 
  • not cause you have a date, but because he will finally meet the young man and instruct him on what will happen if he doesn’t treat his sister well 
  • honestly, Dongho is usually as cute as a bunny, but he is aware that he looks intimidating and will use it in his advantage when meeting the guy 
  • at the end of the date, the guy will probably be too scared to ask you on a second one 
  • “you keep scaring away all my potentional boyfriends, Dongho”
  • “if they get scared is because they are weak and not good enough for my amazing sister” 
  • and you both laugh and agree that your crush was actually kind of weird and you got no idea why you even liked him in first place
  • “wanna get pizza and watch a movie?” 
  • and by the end of the night you are lazing around the couch with a ton of junk food and fighting over the last slice of pizza

Prompt:  Request: new actress on set for civil war playing someone on Steve team. The day of shooting the directors change sometime and y/n and seb’s characters have to kiss and she’s all flustered and nervous and seb is just cocky and cute. Does that make sense ???

Warnings: Civil War spoilers

Authors Note: y’all, look at that face. ain’t he the cutest? Also, dear Y/N has been in since the first /cap movie, not a new actress. SORRY!

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The Perfect Two

Originally posted by gublerpattinsonworld

Spencer Reid x Reader

For anon who requested - “Can I request one where the reader works with the team and Spencer falls for her but doesn’t know how to work up the courage to do something about it?” I changed it a bit because I was kind of stumped! If it’s not what you want just let me know so I can write another one for ya!

Y/N’s Outfit

It was the evening of the Annual FBI Gala. It was a night where the Bureau members got together to let loose. They bid on baskets that each Unit had made and they willingly utilized the open bar. Spencer had been both looking forward yet anxious for this night. It was going to be when he introduced his girlfriend Y/N to the Behavioral Analysis Unit.

Spencer and Y/N had been seeing each other for the past couple months. He ran into her at the Smithsonian, where she had been with her third-graders. He had been reminiscing about Gideon, seeing that the weekend before was when he left his note for Spencer. He had gone to the museum as it was the one thing Spencer could remember his old mentor by, other than chess of course. He walked into the Hall of Human Origin where he saw her for the first time. She was beautiful. She looked exhausted yet as if she was still having the time of her life. He noticed her reprimand a student named Jimmy when he heard a child’s voice say, “UNCLE SPENCE”. He looked to the rest of the kids to see his godson Henry running towards him. He crouched down so that Henry could easily jump into his arms. Spencer set down Henry to see his teacher come up to him. She scolded Henry for running away from the group before introducing herself to Spencer. And that was the moment he met the girl of his dreams.

He had just knocked on Y/N’s door when she opened it. She was wearing an elegant black dress with silver accents and a high neckline. She took a step forward, revealing a tantalizing slit that showed off her toned legs. He could smell her perfume; a blend of roses, musk with subtle hints of magnolia. Looking at her he felt so out of his league. He couldn’t fathom why this gorgeous woman, this selfless and loving woman, would ever want to be with him. He was unsure as to why this intelligent and emotionally charged woman could be with an obnoxiously smart man with the emotional range of a teaspoon. Pushing the negative thoughts out of his mind, Spencer escorted her to the Gala where he was sure that his date would capture the eyes of men much more worthy of her than he could ever be.

The Gala had yet to start when Spencer and Y/N made their entrance. The valet took Spencer’s car to the parking area and a man guided them to their seats where the rest of the BAU was already seated. Spencer introduced Y/N to the people he could easily call his family.

“Oh my gosh. You are so beautiful. We have to get to know the girl that captured our genius’ heart!” exclaimed Penelope, who was wearing a gorgeous sapphire blue dress, before hugging Y/N.

“Look at you pretty boy, how on earth did you score her?” asked Derek, who looked dapper in a black suit with a tie that matched Penelope’s dress.

“It’s nice to meet you Penelope and Derek, but to tell you the truth I scored big time with Spencer here. He is everything I could have ever wished for” voiced Y/N before taking Spencer’s hand and squeezing it.

“It’s lovely to see you again Y/N” said Jennifer before shaking Y/N’s available hand.

“It’s great seeing you as well Ms. Jareau” responded Y/N, wanting to be polite to the mother of one of her favorite students.

“Call me JJ outside of the classroom” replied JJ before the others went on to introduce themselves.

Throughout the dinner Spencer’s insecurities shone bright. When the waiters came by with the drinks, Spencer couldn’t help but notice that the men, and some women, gawking at the cutout revealing ample cleavage on Y/N’s dress. As Y/N walked to the restroom with her newly made friends, JJ and Penelope, he noticed eyes ogling at her well defined legs that peered through the tempting slit of her gown.

Spencer let out a sigh before taking a sip of his drink.

“What’s wrong my man?” asked Derek.

“Nothing, you wouldn’t understand” said a perturbed Spencer.

“Try me” replied Derek before taking a swill of his Old Fashioned.

“You’ve never been the unattractive one in a relationship. I mean look at her. She’s gorgeous and I don’t deserve her” mumbled Spencer, embarrassed that he had revealed one of his deepest insecurities.

“Pretty Ricky, what have I told you? Your face is your best asset and some chicks dig the lanky teacher look! All joking aside, Spencer, that girl loves you. You could weigh 375 pounds and wear a trash bag and she would still love you. I can’t ever see her leaving you and you are everything to her. Y/N is probably just as insecure. She’s dating a genius who catches the eyes of all the single female agents and interns” declared Derek before slapping Spencer on his back.

The women were on their way back and Y/N couldn’t help but gaze at Spencer from afar. He was extremely handsome. When Spencer told her about what his teammates called the “Reid Effect” she couldn’t believe it. He loved his godson and couldn’t wait to have children of his own. He was so loving and considerate. He constantly reminded her to love herself which everyone, especially Y/N, struggled with. And the sex was mind blowing, pun intended.

As the night went on Y/N got to know Spencer’s family better and they all made plans to meet up for dinner at Rossi’s once the caseload was lighter. The Gala turned out to be better than either Spencer or Y/N could have imagined. The BAU ended up loving Y/N and thought she was the best match for Spencer. She even knew how to play chess. They were the perfect match.

Y/N dragged Spencer to the dance floor when one of her all time favorite songs, “Can’t Help Falling in Love with You” started playing.

“So aren’t you glad you came?” asked Spencer, placing one hand on her lower back, her hand touched his shoulder, as their free hands met.

“I really am. Tonight was wonderful” said Y/N smiling up at the man of her dreams.

The pair danced the rest of the night away. Never breaking the gaze they held. Their heartbeats in sync with the music. The rest of the team looked on in awe of the flawless couple. They saw how much Y/N had changed Spencer for the better, without realizing that he did the same to her. They complemented each other in the best way possible. They truly were the perfect two.


A/N I hope ya’ll like this piece, I was stumped and kind of went with it! My requests are still opened so help me procrastinate! Also did anyone notice my Harry Potter reference?

Taking The Blame (Draco Malfoy x Reader)

Description: Can you do one where the reader is a Hufflepuff and it seems like they hate each other and start insulting each other but it somehow ends up with them making out? I wouldn’t mind if Ron catches them and just ends up stammering and walking out because he’s confused and embarrassed that he was it. I would absolutely love this. Please and thank you?

Warnings: Crappy make out scene


“Now class, today we will be working in partners to recreate the  potions we created last week. A draught of living death.” Slughorn  starts as the class settles down after lunch.

“Can we pick partners?” Lavender asks, batting her eyelids at Ron who gives her a love struck smile in return.

“Oh no no no, that would be disastrous. I shall pick the pairs.”   He announces and hear almost everyone sigh as they shuffle away from their preferred partner.

“The first pair is going to be Lavender and Seamus, Harry and Ron,”

Instant relief washes over Harry’s face.

“Padma and Terry, Hermione and Pansy, Dean and Neville.”

I see Hermione give me horrified glance. Making me chuckle until I realise who I’m stuck with.

“That leaves us with (Y/N) and Draco,”

Hermione sends me an even more horrified glance which I return.

“Sir, I can’t possibly work with her,” Draco argues, arrogance plain in his voice.

“I have a name,” I hiss “I’m sorry Sir, would it be possible to swap?” I ask politely.

“I’m afraid you are stuck with each other, no ‘swapses’ as the kids are saying today.”

“We’re really not…” I hear Seamus mumble.

“Please, sir,”I plead but the Professor shakes his head, a frown finally present on his face.

“I’m afraid can’t do that,Miss (Y/L/N). That’s final.“ He concludes.

I bite my lip to stop complaining again as Slughorn sends us to our stations.

I unwilling join Draco as he opens the text book to the correct page, refusing to look me in the eye, or look at me in general.

As  we get further into making the potion I start to relax a bit as Draco and I are talking to each other as civilised as possible.

That is until a huge explosion erupts from out cauldron.

“I told you not to put that in!” Draco barks, spotting me with remains of the ingredient that caused the potion to blow up.

“No… you told me not to put the sopophorous bean in yet!”I defend as Draco grabs the stirring rod from my potion covered hands.

“No I told you not to put the   Valerian root in yet,” He demands

“No, you didn’t!” I growl.

“Ugh this is why Hufflepuffs should never be in a potions lab.”

“Well this just proves that Slytherins  can never stick to their word!” I hiss

“Well at least I’m not so lost in my own stupid word to notice what I’m doing is wrong!”

“Says the boy who can’t remember what he actually told me to do!” I snap.

Draco  doesn’t reply but he gives me a glare that could turn anyone to stone. I  glare at him in return before I’m suddenly aware of the silence that  has consumed the class.

“Um let’s all calm down,"Slughorn offers, coming to our desk and trying to separate us.

“No  need, I’ll be leaving to the hospital wing due to exposure harmful   fumes.” Draco says, shooting me a last glare before standing up and   walking away from me.

"Drama queen,” I mumble as the class gets back to work after the sudden outburst.

I sit with Harry, Ron and Hermione at dinner.

“Okay, what was that about in potions?” Ron finally asks

“What was what about in potions?” Ginny suddenly inquires, slipping into the seat beside me.

“You should have seen it, Ginny. (Y/N) and Malfoy were screaming at each other in the middle of class.”Ron exclaims .

“Don’t they always do that?”

“Malfoy stormed out of class,”Harry explains while he picks at his chicken.

“Well better him than (Y/N).” Ginny points out.

“You know I’m here, don’t talk about me like I’m not,”I snap.

“She’s also been in horrid mood since then,”Ron whispers to Harry who snorts a little at the comment, making me scowl.

“I’m  just annoyed by his immaturity and arrogance.”I say, glancing at the   Slytherin table from across the hall, instantly catching Draco’s glare.

“Are you partners in any other classes?” Ginny questions

“I’m partners with him in Defence Against the Dark Arts,” I confirm.

“With Snape?”

I nod

“Haha  have fun,” Ginny smirks making me role my eyes before I decide I need to escape from Malfoy’s icy glare and head to my common room.

“You are ridiculous! You nearly took my eye out!”I growl.

“If you just stay still it won’t happen!” Malfoy claims loudly.

“Pretty hard to stand still when a  disarming curse is launched at my


” I hiss

“Miss (Y/L/N), Mr Malfoy, what is the problem?” Snape queries with a blank stare.

”Nothin-”I start to deny but Malfoy has other ideas.

“She’s insane, Sir,” Malfoy explains and I bite my tongue to hold back my insult.

“I  am giving if both of you detention for disturbing the lesson, stay   behind after class. You’ll miss dinner if I need to talk to you again.” Snape concludes as I hold back the sigh that threatens to escape my   lips.

After class   it’s just Draco and I who are left for detention. I am sat a few seats   away from him as Snape watches us with caution.

“I am needed by Professor Dumbledore, behave while I am gone.” Snape announces before getting up and leaving swiftly.

It’s only two minutes after he has left that Draco pushes the blame on me.

“It’s your fault.” He says standing up and pacing the room.

“If you hadn’t fired at my eye I wouldn’t have made a fuss,” I argue, standing up and joining him as he paces up and down.

“I didn’t fire at your eye!”he demands with a frown, stopping in front of me.

“Well you were a far way off my wand,”I growl, standing on my tiptoes to look him straight in the eye.

I’m so close I can feel his angry breath against my cheeks and suddenly all sense leaves me and I  lean in.

His lips touch mine and he doesn’t hesitate to snake his hands around my waist, deepening the sudden kiss.

In  one sudden lustful movement I’m being lifted up and onto one of the   desks, wrapping my legs around Draco’s waist as my hands tug at his   perfect blonde locks of hair making him groan into my lips.

I  feel his tongue slip across my lower lip making me gasp a little. He   chuckles into the kiss making me pull harder on his hair until I feel   his stupid smirk disappear and he pulls me closer somehow.

“Hey (Y/N),Snape sai-  Bloody hell!”

I pull apart from Draco instantly as the familiar voice of my friend cuts through the room… and the moment.

“Ron?” I ask, panic rising to my voice.

“I’m  j-just gonna go… Um sorry for… Oh bloody Hell.” Ron rambles, before  scurrying from the classroom with a shocked expression.

A blush rises to my cheeks as Draco and I untangle ourselves from each other.

“You started it,”Draco smirks

“Oh  shut up.” I say but a laugh escapes my now slightly swollen lips and I  push Draco’s arm jokingly as we leave the classroom side by side.

“What’s wrong Ron? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” I hear Ginny ask a very shocked looking Ron as I sit down with them.

“Ask (Y/N).” He answers, nodding towards me, everyone’s eyes turning to me, “She’s the one who was just kissing Malfoy.”

I instantly glance towards the Slytherin table, where Draco’s eyes meet mine awfully quickly.

“You didn’t!”Hermione exclaims, clear amusement in her voice.

“Eh…”I chuckle nervously, looking down at my feet.

“Merlin, (Y/N). Are you mad?”

Jensen in Green (Jensen x Reader)

Originally posted by brothwinchester

Title: Jensen in Green

Summary:  Jensen may or may not be jealous

Warnings: Jealous!Jensen (not sure if that really needs to be a warning or not lol)

AN:  I had posted the link to this story on here, but I realized that sometimes it’s annoying to be forced to go to AO3, so I decided to repost. I’m going to be doing that with a few stories that I have posted.

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Still Hurting

Here is Part Three in “This Love”

Pairing: Jensen x Reader
Words:  1334

Warning: angst. talk of miscarriage.

A/N: If you want tagged, send me an ask.

           “This is the first step,” Jensen said, holding your hand as you walked up to Jared and Genevieve’s house.

           You nodded, “Yeah.”

           “I’m right here. We’re together,” he said.

           You nodded again, “I know.”

           When Genevieve opened the door, she saw you and Jensen holding hands and smiled, “Finally.”

           “We need to talk to you and Jared,” Jensen said.

           Genevieve let you in, “Of course. Come on in.”

           The two of you walked into the house and Genevieve called for Jared to join you in the living room.

           “Hey, Guys,” Jared smiled when he saw you and Jensen holding hands, “Looks like things are okay.”

           “Umm … we’re working on it,” you said.

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Sweetheart... (Dark Fem!Reader)

You didn’t expect it to happen, it just did. You felt a burning pain all over your body, it was irritating and felt like your skin was falling apart. “Baby, are you sure you’re okay?” “I’m fine. I’ll call you if anything happens.” You mumbled at Tyler, under your blankets. “You better…” you heard your boyfriend leave. You couldn’t really move and you barely had any energy but you decided to take a shower to cool down, you could barely stand and your eyes started to burn like hell. When you got out, you felt even worse, you looked in the mirror and you couldn’t even recognize yourself, rubbed your eyes and saw one eye turn silver which caused you to let out a scream, “WHAT’S HAPPENING?!” “I’m happening…” you instantly passed out.

“Wake up, pretty bitch!” you heard. You saw a pair of bright red heels standing by your face, “WAKEY WAKEY, HON! I don’t have all day.“ You regain your strength and climb on your bed, you look up and saw a woman who looks just like you. She was a spitting image of you but more sophisticated, she had long [y/h/c] hair that was pushed to one side, she wore a long black dress that fits her in all the right places and has a slit to show her beautiful leg, she wore red lipstick that made a bold statement along with her silver/ black eyes and bold red heels. She was beautiful but scary at once. “Hello, sweetie.” She broke the silence, “Who are you?” your voice was shaking, she just smiled and even her smile was creepy but flirty at once. “Aren’t we jumping into the questions but since you asked so nicely, I’m your dark.” You gave her a confused look, “This is probably just a fever dream… Darkiplier and all those other egos aren’t real!” “But I’m standing right here! See.” She knocked over your flower vase, causing you to yelp. “I’m Sweetheart. Don’t let the name fool you, I’m actually the most violent and manipulative out of Dark and the others.” She looked in the mirror, fixing her hair. “What others?” you whispered loud enough for her to hear, “You haven’t heard about the others? Well, there’s Dark, A, Gear, Peevils, Kat, Anti basically your whole team but reverse, if that makes sense?” she reapplies her lipstick before looking back at you. “No? I’m still confused about this whole situation!” you try to wrap the whole thing around, she rolled her eyes and pull a chair out of the blue, “Of course you don’t understand. I’m your ego! You all have dark egos! We take over your bodies and basically your life along with it.” She hissed at you. “Then why are you outside my body?” your voice shakes, “I prefer looking at myself face to face…” her silver eyes flashed at you. 

“Well, tell me more about me and my friends’ ‘ego’.”  You were now curious, “Well we all have a special talent. Dark can easily cross dimension and manipulate someone in a snap of a finger, don’t get in his way or he will end you.” She motions her long, sharp, red nail across her neck. “A is extremely strong, one punch and you’re on your deathbed. Even though he has an anger issue and really overprotective, he’s still the love of my life. He treats me like a queen.” She smiles, “Gear is a bit crazy I would say. He likes doing experiments on people.” “Has he ever tried one on you?” “Oh god, no honey! He knows one little cut on me and I’ll end him.” She blushed. “Now Peevils, as much as her name sounds silly, she will kill a bitch. She’s basically a female version of Dark, except more seductive. She could easily get a guy to fall in love with her and kill him in the same day.” She let out a chuckled, “Kat has witch craft. She’s quite powerful with her spells and hexes, she’s the most reliable one on the team.” “I can agree with you on that one.” You smiled, she gave you a quick side smile. “What about your power?” you asked, “I also have black magic. I manipulate with gravity, freeze and burn things, telekinesis/telepathic, I’m basically the whole show.” She lit a small flame on the tip of her finger. “Someone’s cocky.” “Watch it, love.” She threw a mini vase close to your head to the wall. “Why are you even here, if you’re just going to break things!?” “I could be doing worse. Remember that. I’m here just to piss Dark off. He doesn’t want me to take over your body for some reason so I wanted to see his reason why.” She walked over to you and run her sharp nail go up your throat, “I guess he’s going to turn you into his little follower.” You scoffed, “I’m not going to be his ‘little follower’.  “We’ll see.” She told me, “Sweetheart…” an ominous voice came out of the blue. She rolled her eyes and looked at you, “Ugh, the fun is over.” She faked pouted and stood up, fixing her dress. You feel sleepy all of a sudden like you were about to pass out. “Well, you’ll see me around…” she told you before you passed out. You felt a hand lift your chin up and the last thing you heard was, “Soon, Kitten…”

“[Y/N], wake up.” You felt someone shake you. You opened your eyes to see the whole team looking at you, “Surprise! The team wanted to check on you!” Mark shouted, “How are you feeling?” Ethan sat next to you. You were feeling a million-time better than before, “I’m feeling great!” you hopped out of bed. “Hey [Y/N], what happened to your vases?” Amy asked you saw the broken vases all over the floor, “I fell a few times but I’m fine now!”. Everyone still tries to question you but you brushed it off and decides to have a movie night, “Are you sure you’re okay?” Tyler holds you back as the team walked into your living room. “Yeah. I’m fine, Ty.” You said before giving him a quick kiss. He shrugged before joining the rest of the team, you take a quick look in the mirror and saw your eye flashed silver before returning back to its normal eye color. “Soon kitten…” you saw a figure behind you, but when you turn, it was gone. “HURRY UP, [Y/N]!” Kathryn shouted. You shake it off before leaving your room only leaving Dark and Sweetheart watching you.

Originally posted by lum1natrix

BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE WHOLE EGOS THING, this is how I feel like they would be. I honestly feel like Reader’s Ego would be a sassy bitch with great powers and she would look like Cinder from Rwby with that bad bitch vibe along with it. Also, what would Kathryn’s Ego be like?  I think she would be black magic and everything but I could come up with a name for it! Anyway, I’m sorry if this isn’t what you’re hoping for but Request are open and I’ll see y’all later!

musicalmusette1264-deactivated2  asked:

Hi! Can you do a daughter of Apollo dating a son of Ares?

Hahahah um yEs

  • Going all oUT for combat training
  • Like full on sparring matches that last for forever because neither one will give in
  • They’re both super stubborn
    • God help you if you want anything out of them when they’re fighting because they will not help you
  • Letting their competitive sides get the best of them all! the! goddamn! time!
    • Everything is a competition if you make it one
  • Tbh my boy can be hella petty and she is so over it sometimes and tries to be a peacemaker
    • She 9000% gives silent treatment when she’s upset
  • Would never be caught dead wearing matching clothes
  • Do stuff like go on runs with each other and hikes
  • Apollo girl is a Cali girl and Ares boy is New Englander so whenever they visit family they just laugh so badly at their SO being a total fish out of water
    • “what the heck is an old bay? is it like parts of the Chesapeake bay that are historic?”
    • “I dunno, five guys has a way better burger than in n out”
      • “alright you’re walking goodbye”
  • Both having completELY different ways of expressing love for each other
    • He does little things, like taking the trash out or picking up her dress from the dry cleaners
    • She likes giving stuff, gifts, making things, putting effort into projects like birthday parties or elaborate dates
      • Both hella love and appreciate each other
  • Having little ways of showing closeness
    • When she’s really tired she just rests her head on his shoulder and falls asleep
    • He absentmindedly strokes her hair for comfort when she’s close by.
      • God they’re so cute guys