better quality now

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first appearances (1/?+ holly blue agate

“Blue Diamond and her trusted Agate—that’s mehave been maintaining this place since the dawn of Era 2.”

Vkook / Taekook skype call // Moans 18+

Skip to 1:43 if you just wanna hear the moans you horny bastards ;)

Jungkook and Taehyung are separated, tae gets turned on and starts to touch himself to Jungkooks dirty words. They both ending up masturbating over each other.

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Gendrya Spies Au

And it kills her - more than any knife or bullet that inflicted her pain in her work - that he would rather agree to be transferred than stay with her in the field.

“This is all a means to an end for you, Stark. Any mission is about your father, your mother or your brother. For me is about belonging. The unit is like a family, and I’ve never had one of those.”

“Just make sure your death is not another one I have to avenge or I’ll bring you back and kill you myself Waters”

DM: so you want into this store, and it’s small, but it’s filled with stuff.

Me: like a fantasy dollar store?

DM:….sure. Anyway, you 5 go up the counter where a goblin lady is. She asks if she can help you

Rest Of Party: *gets things they need, like health potions and gadgets.*

Me: do you have any hats?

DM: What?

Me: like really cool wizard hats. You know? But like subtle. And mysterious.

Goblin Lady/DM: uh, there is this one what but it’s really worse for wear. It has blood or rust and just-just grossness on it.

Me: is it better quality than my hat now?

DM: no

Me: I’ll take it.

Honestly I think the phantom of the opera was such a good villain because he’s so relatable. I too would lock myself away in my bedroom, demand ridiculous amounts of money, and use my unhealthy obsessions to unsuccessfully seduce someone I have the hots for