Lydia bets Stiles she can get Derek to dance at her wedding. Stiles will take that action. Nobody has ever seen Derek dancing, so he’s gonna be fine. Right?
Thigh High by Hatteress (complete | 763 | Rated E)
Funny. It was supposed to be funny. Seriously, Derek had lost a bet and Erica had been in charge of the stakes which had been awesome because Erica is the bomb at coming up with hilarious embarrassing shit and-
hey! i love all your fic recs and whenever i need something good to read that's my go to place (i've read all of your fics already lol) so i was wondering if you knew of any good "how to lose a guy in ten days" or just general someone bet stiles or derek or something like that fics. thanks in advance!!
Mm I don’t think there’s an AU of “How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days” but there are these fics based on bets:
love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket by thatworldinverted (E, 5k) “There’s no way you, of all people, could keep your hands off your dick for six days, let alone six weeks.” Six weeks is a long time to go without an orgasm, but when Derek challenges Stiles, all bets are off.
See Derek Date by mikkimouse (E, 21k) When Derek sees his ex-boyfriend, Jordan, for the first time in ten years, he tells a little white lie about his love life (or lack thereof). Of course, that all blows up in his face when his sister Cora finds out and demands that Derek bring his (imaginary) boyfriend to her wedding. Now he’s got one month to change that “imaginary” boyfriend into an actual one.
Sucker Love by whiskey_in_tea (E, 18k) Kate sits up and narrows her eyes at him. “Page 72,” she says. “Why I Plan to Wait, by Stiles Stilinski.” The spread is hilariously cliched: a full page picture of a pale, pretty boy with a wide-eyed blonde girl walking on the beach, the two of them holding hands and staring into the waves, probably thinking wistfully of the sex they aren’t having. Derek skims the text briefly. “Speaking up about the importance of virginity!” he exclaims. “Reclaiming chastity a a masculine virtue. Our friend Stiles sure is brave.” “See, I was thinking he might make an interesting challenge,” Kate says lazily. “And he’s surprisingly attractive, don’t you think? Such long fingers. And that mouth.”
The Stakes Are High And Scratchy by HugeAlienPie (G, 3k) The thing is, John wants a shot at a relationship with Melissa. Still. He’s not going to let some smart-aleck punk bait him without repercussions—especially when that punk’s his kid. He gives a smile that’s probably sharper than Stiles expects. “All right,” John concedes, “I will if you will.”
untitled by felicitysmock (Not Rated, 12k) “You’ve got no chance,” he dismisses, “Lydia is a goddess, and though at first experience perhaps a little cold, she still has a heart.” Jackson picks up his fork, narrows his eyes as he points it at Stiles across the table, “I could get her to go out with me before you even got Derek Hale to look your way.” Stiles feels his mouth fall open and Scott stops eating to stare at Jackson. It must be because previously they’d all thought Jackson had the intuition of a doorknob, and suddenly he’s revealing Stiles is less than subtle about his long standing crush on Derek Hale.
Chance only favors the prepared mind by relenafanel (G, 4k) “What kind of bet did you lose that you have to go out with this?” the guy asked, gesturing to himself. “First person to flirt with me,” Derek grumbled.
Ain’t No Chicken by idareu2bme (T, 10k) “Whoever loses has to… kiss Derek!” he announced, brightly. ….Stiles loses.
Game Plan by marguerite_26 (E, 1k) ”The rules,” Danny says, waving a wad of cash in one hand, a tape measure in the other. “First years — Scott, Stiles, Jackson — vs upper years — Isaac, Boyd, Derek. Cumulative length.” Derek rolls his eyes. Boyd’s going to owe him for this. “Hard?” ”Hard as you can make it, big boy,” Stiles says, then he fucking winks.
Thigh High by Hatteress (E, 763 words) Funny. It was supposed to be funny. Seriously, Derek had lost a bet and Erica had been in charge of the stakes which had beenawesome because Erica is the bomb at coming up with hilarious embarrassing shit and—This is all Erica’s fault.
No Contest (We’re Not Seinfield) by marguerite_26 (E, 8k) “Everyone thinks their dick is great, Stiles. You’re the only one who can’t seem to keep your hands off yours.”
Your typical High School AU. There’s a jock, there’s a nerd, there’s a bet, and there’s feelings. — (Nerd) Derek Hale is not a chicken, and when Erica bets that he’d never have the courage to date (Jock) Stiles Stilinski for more than two weeks, Derek accepts the challenge, because he’s stupidly attracted to Stiles, and also maybe crushing on him a tiny bit too much. And maybe Stiles has been crushing on Derek for years. And maybe somewhere along the line they fall in love. And then ruin it.
Derek should’ve known better than agree to a bet with Erica. He’d known her for almost a year, and in all that time she had rarely been wrong. But he had been so god damn sure about this. “Deal” he says, shaking her hand in agreement. “Oh, it’s on” she nods, “If you win, you get TV privileges for a month. If I win – you have to go out on a date with that gangly skinny kid from our Criminal Justice class.” “Wait – no way” he shakes his head, “How is that a fair bet?” “Because I’d be sacrificing the women’s boxing finale for you, Derek” she says with a solemn nod, “It’s a fair bet.” “Fine” he agrees reluctantly, “But you are losing this bet.”
Can I get fic where stiles finally works up the courage to ask Derek out and Derek says no and Stiles is like haha ok and then is so devastated and Derek is devastated too because Stiles didn’t realize it was April Fool’s Day and Derek assumed he was being a jackass. And then there’s misunderstandings and people mad at Stiles who’s very confused because he’s the one that got rejected and then they figure it out and have a nice date and then do the do .
Here is the second part of Bets! You can find the first part here and here.
Natsu and Lucy make a bet about underwear, and Gray and Juvia make a bet about old habits.
“Gray-sama! Gray-sama!” Juvia cheerfully yelled as
she ran across the noisy and crowded guild hall. She spotted her one and only
true love at the counter at the back of the room, and he was patiently waiting
for Mirajane to finish cooking his meal. Her face blushed just at the sight of
him; he was absolutely perfect in her eyes.
Gray turned his head to find Juvia now behind him, slightly out of breath. She
had a gentle grin and wide eyes as she looked at her beloved, and eagerly took
a seat to the right of him. “What’s up, Juvia?”
swayed her body with happiness, “Oh~ Juvia just wanted to ask Gray-sama
something,” she paused as began to pull something out of her bag, “Juvia also
wanted to give you a gift!” Gray leaned over, curious to what it was, even
though he knew it was probably going to be something weird. “Ta-da!” she pulled
out a light blue lingerie that had a partially see-through cloth hanging off of
the bra with a pair of matching panties.
the hell!?” Gray shouted as his face grew bright red. What kind of gift was
this? What message was she trying to give him? “I-I-I don’t c-care whatever you
are t-thinking, but I-I am not into
that k-kind of stuff!”
shook her head, “It’s not for Juvia to wear, it’s for you! I’ll wear if you
want me to though!” she giggled happily as she held it up higher and closer to
him, trying to get an idea of how it would look on him.
eye twitched, “What…?” he was so lost. He really hoped that she realized that
not only would that never fit him,
but also the fact that he is a man.
beamed, “Juvia wants to make a bet with you!” she held up the lingerie, “Juvia
wants to make a bet like the one Natsu-san and Lucy-san made the other day!” she
was way too excited for her own good.
shook his head rapidly, “No! No! And No!”
he crossed his arms to form an x shape.
smile dropped, “Aww… why not…?” she lowered the gown as her face began to
resemble that of a heartbroken puppy’s.
is no way in hell- no way in a
million years that I’m going to wear panties because I don’t want to end having
my balls crushed like Natsu.” He pointed to one of the tables where Natsu sat
in a crumpled up position with his head resting against the table’s surface,
letting out moans of pain from his soreness, while Lucy and Happy laughed at
him. Gray released a small chuckle from his lips at the sight of his rival in
really wanted to make a bet with Gray-sama though!” she ranted, “Juvia also
wanted to wear Gray-sama’s underwear…” she said under her breath shyly.
gave in to her sorrowful face, and he hoped that he would gain something out of
this. He turned his gaze away from hers, “We can still make a bet if you want
to that badly, but no underwear!”
nodded giddily while clapping her hands together once, “Yay!” she leaned over
and hugged his arm tightly with excitement. He tried to shake her off, but she
was glued to him like Happy was to his fish. She looked up at him
enthusiastically, “What does Gray-sama want Juvia to do?”
smiled malevolently, “That.”
let go of his straggled arm and sat back up on her stool, “What?” she titled
her head in confusion.
snapped his fingers, then pointed at her, “You have to stop that little speech
pattern of yours for a whole day! Meaning, you can’t talk in the third person or add ‘sama’ to the end of my name!” he
guffawed as her eagerness disappeared and transformed into nervousness.
J-Juvia…” she looked down at the floor while she poked her index fingers
waved his finger back and forth, “Ah-ah-ah! There you go! There will be none of that!” he paused as he watched
her expression become very uncertain, “But, if you’re not up to that, then we
can just call off the bet.”
Juvia doesn’t want that!”
This is going to be a piece of cake! He
smirked as he rolled his eyes and shook his head lightly at the silly girl,
“Alright then, what do you want me to do?”
sat there and thought for a second- she wasn’t really sure. He already got the
upper hand on her, so she needed to come up with something that would be really
hard for him to do. Then, it came to her; since he was using her old habit, she
was going to use his as well, “You can’t strip for a day!” she shouted.
we all know that Juvia is going to win this one!” Cana laughed hysterically as
she slammed her large mug of some sort of alcoholic beverage on the counter.
turned his head to see Cana sitting on the other side of him, “Hey!” he yelled
in response, “What do you mean Juvia is going to win!?”
we all know that you can’t even keep your pants on for five minutes, let alone
a day! Plus, if you haven’t noticed, when Juvia sets her mind on something,
she’ll stop at nothing to achieve her goal, whether if it takes one minute or
three years, she’ll succeed eventually.” She winked at Juvia who blushed at her
for her kind words.
can totally keep all of my clothes on
for however long I want to!” he growled.
she said doubtfully before she gulped down a large quantity of alcohol, “Tell
me, where are your pants?”
looked down at his legs before letting out a small grunt of embarrassment. His
pants were gone, and he was left with nothing but his black boxers. He swore
that he had them all this entire time, he doesn’t even remember taking them
off, “W-where did they go!?” he hopped out of his chair, and scanned the
to let you know,” Cana started, “You’ve been in your boxers this entire
conversation. You took them off sometime before Juvia started talking to you.” She
laughed sardonically at the hopeless stripping fool.
don’t think you should go through with this bet, Gray…” Cana concluded.
pointed his finger furiously at the brunette, “Just you watch you drunkard! I’m
going to win!”
smiled as she placed her hands on her blushing cheeks, “Gray-sama is so dreamy
when he is expressing his passion for something!” she began to drift off into
one of her many romantic imaginations about Gray.
“Juvia!” he said romantically as he gazed
into her sparkling eyes, “I never have been more passionate about anybody else
except for you!” he got down on one knee, “Would you do me the honor of
“Ah~ of course, Gray-sama!”
should the winner get, Juvia!?” he turned and shouted, his blood boiling.
fantasies crumbled, “Huh?” she said, unable to remember what was going on.
sighed as he leveled out his anger, “What should the winner get?” he repeated
she said happily as she lifted the lingerie up again.
UNDERWEAR!” he screamed, making Juvia pout. Gray figured that she wasn’t going
to come up with anything else, so he placed his hand on his chin and began to
think about what he would want. Then, something came to mind, and he smirked,
“The loser has to serve the winner for one day!”
Cana giggled as she finished off her third drink.
growled as he raised a fist to her, “Would you keep your mouth shut, and stay
out of this!?”
accepts this challenge!” she said with much determination.
anger dimmed down as he turned to face his new rival with a smug look,
“Alright, shall we start? There’s no turning back now!”
the water mage could answer, Cana pointed at Gray, “Don’t you think you should
find your pants before you guys start?” she satirically chuckled.
the ice mage could respond, Juvia remembered something suddenly, “Sorry, Juvia
forgot to give these to you earlier, but Juvia found these by the entrance.”
She fiddled through her bag and pulled out none other than his pants.
She handed them to him
giddily, “Uh… thanks.” He graciously took his neatly folded clothes out of the
girl’s hands, and she squealed slightly when he began to slip them back on. He
noticed that ever since Juvia joined the guild he has lost fewer clothes. Did
she take time out of her day to find the clothes that he takes off? He blushed
slightly at the thought of her kindness. He shook his head to get those
thoughts on his head to help him better focus on the task at hand, “Alright,”
he smirked, “Let’s get started!”
so hot~!” Lucy whined as she attempted to fan herself with her hand as she
pulled her shirt off her skin to try to stop her sweat from sticking to it. This
had to be the hottest day that Magnolia had faced all year. All the windows to
the guild were opened as well as the entrance doors. To Lucy’s disappointment,
her attempts to fight this heat wave were failing her. She would ask Gray to
cool her off, but he was nowhere to be seen, and she was going to ask Wendy to
use some of her magic to blow some cool air in her face, but she was too busy helping
Mirajane in the kitchen. Then, Lucy remembered that they were making homemade
ice cream, which in this weather, was absolutely perfect.
stood up from the table she had been glued to all day, and began to head
towards the bar counter, where she would wait for the most delicious ice cream
the world has ever known. On her path to cold goodness, she found herself tripping
over something quite large. Losing her balance, she swung her arms rapidly in
all directions while taking a large step forward, trying to prevent herself from
falling flat on her face. Once she regained her balance, she looked behind her
to see what she tripped over, only to find that it wasn’t a something, it was a someone.
the person grabbed onto her ankle like a zombie without legs trying to eat
someone, and they certainly looked like the undead.
She shrieked and began
kicking them with her free leg, “Get off! Get off! Get off!” she yelled
“OW!” they wailed.
She stopped her kicking
under the realization that she recognized that voice, “Gray?” She didn’t even
know that he was at the guild hall today- she thought that he was on a mission,
or off trying to find someplace cold to escape this heat wave. “W-what are you
doing on the floor? It’s really creepy you know!”
He slowly looked up at her;
his eyes looked like they belonged on a dead fish, “Save me Lucy… I’m dying…” Lucy
wasn’t quite sure how to respond to his plea other than to try to slip her ankle
out of his grip, “Why…? Why… did it… have to be… so… hot!?” his grip tightened
making Lucy take a step back as he tried to climb up her like some kind of
pole, “And today of all days! I’m going to die Lucy!”
“What in the world is
wrong with you!?” she yelled as she tried to push the dying idiot off of her.
“I made a bet with
“I can’t strip for the whole day!”
“Oh boo who, you have
to act like a normal person for once,” Lucy said with a sassy tone of voice
while rolling her eyes, “You’re an ice mage! Why don’t you just use your magic
to cool yourself off?”
Gray promptly picked
himself off the ground with confidence. Thanks to Lucy, he just thought of a
great idea that would help prevent him from tearing all of his clothes off, as
well as help the whole guild fight the heat. He slammed his fist into the palm
of his other hand to make the proper ice making stance before shouting, “Ice
make: guild!” Before anybody could blink, the entire guild hall was covered in
ice; the tables, the chairs, the floor, the ceiling- everything. Gray sighed
happily, “Ah~ much better!”
“How is this better!?”
Lucy yelled shivering rapidly to her new freezing environment.
He laughed, “Well at
least nobody is hot anymore!”
“G-G-Gray!” he turned
his head to see the shivering idiotic flame head with a rage filled expression,
“D-DON’T F-F-FREEZE THE DAMN G-GUILD!” he screamed as he punched Gray with his
iron fist of the flame dragon, which sent Gray flying across the guild. Natsu
continued to use his flames to free the guild from its ice covered surrounds,
only to end up almost melting the guild as a whole. In the end, Gray’s attempts
to cool off only made the guild about twice as hot as it was originally due to
Natsu’s inability to control his flames.
going to die, Gray thought to himself as he began to
imagine what would happen if Juvia won.
was tied up to a bed, one limb for each corner of the bed. When he looked
around, he noticed that he was wearing nothing but a pair of black boxers. He
looked up to see Juvia standing over the bed. She was wearing a black and red
stripped lingerie that closely resembled a corset, and a pair of black
stockings with red high heels.
put one foot on the end of the bed frame. She wore a large, malevolent smile
across her face, “You’ve been a bad boy, Gray-Sama! It’s punishment time!” she
said while pulling out a whip, and stretching it out.
shook his head rapidly back and forth while screaming, “NOOO!”
“Um… Gray?” his snapped
out of his imagination, and felt a finger poke him lightly, “You’re sort of in
my way? Could you get off the counter please?” Mirajane asked politely.
Gray was lying face
down on the bar table, completely in Mira’s way of serving those who were
actually sitting on the stools, waiting patiently for Mira to serve them. “Oh…
sorry…” he slipped off the counter, stood with his back facing the bar, lost in
his thoughts. He can’t, he just can’t
lose to Juvia. He just needed to focus on something other than the heat and his
clothes. Then, he realized that his coat was slipping off his shoulders. He
quickly pulled the sleeves back up his arm. He threw his arms up in the air, “I
WILL NOT LOSE!” he felt his hand hit something. He turned around to find that
Erza was sitting at the counter, and he had just knocked the piece of cake that
Mira was about to hand Erza right out her hands, making the cake splatter on
the table right in front of the crazy knight.
Erza stood up, “I’ve
been waiting for that cake for a whole hour…” she slowly looked at Gray, his
face completely covered in fear. Erza’s expression looked like the devil’s. She
requiped one of her hundreds of swords, and pointed it right at the ice mage.
Then, the only thing the entire guild could hear was what resembled the sound
of a little girl’s scream.
Gray-Sama! Juvia thought to herself as she watched her beloved
be torn to pieces by Titania. Juvia was currently concealing herself on the far
side of the guild, where she avoided as many conversations as possible. She had
just been watching Gray’s struggles from a distance all day long, imagining
what would happen if she won. There were just so many things that she wanted to
do with, but she couldn’t fit it all into one day. Plus, she hoped that she
would be able to do more with him than when team A lost to team B after the
Grand Magic Games. But, then she began to imagine what would happen if she lost
“Juvia…”Gray stood in front of Juvia, his back
facing towards her while she was on her knees on the ground, “You lost the bet…
You couldn’t just talk normally for one whole day?” he turned his head slightly;
“You disappointed me. I command that you never talk to me again.”
Gray-Sama!” she yelled as she reached a hand out for him.
began to walk away from her, leaving her in the dust, “Goodbye… forever.”
Juvia whined slightly at
the thought of that. She can’t allow for her precious Gray-Sama to be
disappointed in her! But then again, what if he does something else if he wins?
Juvia said with a blush on her face from embarrassment. She was standing in
front of Gray’s bed. He was lying back comfortably with the back of his head
resting on his hands.
smirked, “You know what to do.”
nodded as she began to slowly take her clothes off.
“Ah~!” Juvia put her
hands on her red checks as she swayed back and forth thinking about what would
happen next in her imagination.
“What’cha doing Juvia?”
her eyes widened as she noticed that Lisanna was now sitting next to her,
“You’ve been over here all day! Why don’t you come and hang out with us?” she
smiled warmly at her.
“Uh…” Juvia focused as
much as she could to avoid saying anything that would make her lose the bet,
“I-I am just watching Gray-S… Gray.”
Lisanna giggled, “Is it
because the bet you two made?”
The bluenette gasped,
“How did you know?”
“Cana told me all about
it earlier today after Gray froze the whole guild.”
leaned closer to Juvia, “So if you win, what are you going to make Gray do?”
the water mage could respond, the whole guild turned their heads to the master,
who started to make an announcement, “So, because it is so hot today,” he waved
a yellow paper fan in his face to try to cool himself off, “I have decided to
give everybody the day off and open up our pool, which I’ve been trying to make
nice and cool all day!”
whole guild cheered, and began to head out the door to go grab their swimsuits,
and any other objects that they would want to use to entertain themselves with
once they were in the pool.
pulled Juvia arm, “Come on! Let’s go get ready!” she said giddily. Juvia,
unsure of how to respond, just allowed herself to be dragged away to a changing
stood there and watched in disappointment and annoyance as he watched the rest
of the members start to take off their clothes, and replace them with light and
skin revealing swimsuits. Of course, the one
day Gray can’t strip is not only the hottest day, but also the day that
everybody else around him begins to strip down just to undergarments.
was the only one left standing in the guild hall, and he knew he had to follow
everyone to the pool to keep a close watch on Juvia; not everyone knew of their
bet, and the one person he knew that did was on Juvia’s side, who is to say
that Cana might just let Juvia to talk however she wants because Gray was not
around to hear it.
sat on one of the plastic benches that were placed underwater, her face full of
embarrassment. She was never one to show much skin unless it was to grab her
beloved’s attention, plus, swimming was always somewhat of a bore to her. She
wished that Gray could swim with her, that would make it much less mundane, but
she knew that would involve taking off his clothes, which he seemed pretty
determined not to do.
swam closer to her, then sat down next to her once again, “We never got to
finish our conversation earlier, did we?” Juvia tilted her head in slight
confusion, “About what you are going to make Gray do if you win.”
that,” Juvia’s cheeks became a rosy red, “Well… I want Gray-S-“
was stopped once again by Gray running over to her, and putting his ear as
close to her mouth as he could without falling into the water, “Do my ears
deceive me?” he grinned, “Did you just say what I think you said?”
shook her head briskly, “N-no! I said… I said…” she paused and gulped, “I said
Gray!” she shouted.
smile quickly turned into a frown. He sighed with dissatisfaction, “Tsk.
Dammit.” He stood up, “I got my eye on you!” he swiftly pointed his figures at
his eyes, then to Juvia.
nodded, “So do I!”
Gray heard a snicker behind him, “Don’t you mean that you got you got your ear
on her?” Cana continued to laugh as she swirled the liquid that was inside a
coconut-shaped cup with a tiny umbrella sticking out of it. She was sitting in
one of the many pool chairs, and she had the chair leaned back in a mostly
lying down position, and of course, she was once again wearing her underwear
instead of her swimsuit.
eye twitched, “That didn’t even make any sense!” There was no way that she
don’t you just give up?” she giggled.
way! I’m not going to go through that
again!” he yelled.
sighed, “It was after the Grand Magic Games when team A lost to team B-“
yeah! That was fun!” she laughed mockingly.
he said angrily, “I don’t want to… I don’t want to be feed by her again!” he
collapsed onto his hands and knees as a dark gloom hovered over him at just the
memory of it. Then, he got the thought of what if she did it again only more
extreme than last time?
“Gray-Sama!” Juvia ran towards him with a
basket in her hands, “I prepared a picnic for us!” she opened up the basket to
reveal a bunch of her Juvia-bread and several clear glasses. “While you eat my
bread, you can also drink me!” she placed one of the glasses near her body, and
water dripped out of her body and into the glass. She handed both the bread and
the water to him. His face had a distressed look to it as Juvia looked at him
with wide eyes, pressuring him to eat and drink her, “I’m waiting Gray-Sama!”
Gray recalled to that morning, what if she tries to make him wear underwear!?
Oh god, he had to win just to avoid wearing something that was going to end up
making him infertile.
“What she did to you
wasn’t that bad,” she rolled her
eyes, “Especially compared to the fact that Laxus treated Natsu and Elfman like
slaves, Mira trying to embarrass Erza as much as possible, and Gajeel making
Lucy dress like a bunny-girl and dancing to his music. Oh! And not to mention
that Pantherlily made Happy and Carla carry him around the city, so, she was
pretty damn nice to you!” Cana took a large gulp of her drink, finishing it off
and setting it off to the side, and getting ready to get up and get a refill.
“But…” Gray started,
talking in a whisper, “it was so weird.”
“Ah~ I see why you want
to win this so badly!”
He began to stand back
“You want to get back
at her don’t you?” Before he could answer that, she continued, “Well, do you
even know what you are going to do with her if you win?”
He nodded, “Of course I
“Then what is it?”
“Ha!” he laughed, “Like
I’m going to tell a drunk like you!”
As Gray and Cana
continued to bicker, Juvia slowly started moving out of the pool, trying to
find another place to hide. Luckily, Lisanna was distracted by Elfman, who was
trying to get her to play some game with her. She began to back away quietly,
but then she bumped into someone, and without even looking to see it was she
immediately turned around and bowed her head to them, “Ju- I am sorry!”
“Oh, it’s fine.” Freed
responded, “Are you okay, Juvia? You seem to be acting a bit strange today.”
She lifted her head
back up, but didn’t look him in the eyes, “I-I’m fine…” she sighed, That was close… she thought realizing
that she almost started talking in the third person again when she bumped into
Freed. She needed to get away from everybody, or she would surely lose this bet
if she continued to talk to people.
“Oi! Freed!” Elfman
He sighed, “Yes, what
“Lisanna and I,” he
pointed at himself, then pointed towards the two of them, “versus you and
“What?” Juvia and Freed
said at the same time.
“We’ll lift these two
up on our shoulders, and we’ll fight!” he shouted happily, “And whichever team
is able to push one of the girls off our shoulders will be a true man!”
Lisanna sighed, “You
mean the winner?”
“So, you want to
chicken fight with us?” Freed asked while putting his hand on his hip. In
response, Elfman nodded confidently. He shrugged, “Sure, why not?” he said with
a mundane tone, “How about you, Juvia? Do you want to play?”
“I-I-I,” she stuttered.
She was really unsure about this. She always had trouble saying no to people,
plus Lisanna was her friend, she especially didn’t want to dishearten her.
Then, she turned her gaze towards Gray, who was smirking at her mockingly. He
didn’t believe in her! He didn’t believe that she could do it. She clenched her
fists and lifted her arms into a fighting stance, “I will do it!” she said with
The next thing Juvia
knew was that they were in the pool, and she was on top of Freed’s shoulders.
Juvia looked up to see Lisanna on Elfman’s shoulders, and Elfman was much, much taller than Freed; Juvia could feel
her neck start to ache from trying to look up at Lisanna.
“Hey, Elf-nii, maybe we
should back up into the deep end, while they stay in the shallow end?” Lisanna
“Huh? Why?” the muscle
“Because you are about
a whole two heads taller than I am!” Freed shouted out of frustration. Before
Elfman could say anything, Lisanna pulled on his hair and leaned back, forcing
the man to walk backwards into a deeper part of the pool.
Lisanna smiled, “Let’s
both do our best, and let the-“
“the best MAN win!” he shouted.
Juvia nodded, “Right!”
Lisanna and Juvia
linked figures together, and began to push one another, trying to knock them
over. Lisanna started getting the upper hand, Juvia started to be pushed
further and further back, forcing Freed to start to lose his balance.
“Come on, Juvia!” he
“Ju-“ she stopped
herself, then started pushing as hard as she could, “I will do my best!” Gray
groaned with displeasure off in the distance, as she was able to once again,
control her speech.
Even though Juvia was
pushing Lisanna as hard as she could, Elfman wasn’t losing his balance, or his
grip on Lisanna’s legs. Before they could blink, Elfman took a powerful step forward,
which helped Lisanna push Juvia once again, and this time, both of them fell
over into the water.
Juvia sniffled, “I’m
sorry… Ju… I… We lost because of Juv… because of me.”
Before Freed could
respond, Gray began to yell, “Does that count!? That should count! She was so close to talking in the third
Cana smacked on the
back of his head, “No, it didn’t because she stopped herself. It is just like
that moment where you almost took your coat off, but you stopped and slipped it
back on; if that doesn’t count, than neither does that!”
“Who decided that you
were the referee!?” Gray yelled.
“Uh, I did.” Cana
pointed at herself.
“What is this all
about?” Freed asked.
“We made a bet,” Juvia
“Ah, I see.” Freed
stood up, “Well, thanks for playing with me, and I wish you the best of luck.
Now, if you don’t mind, I’m off to find Laxus. I promised I would give him a
massage.” He got out of the pool and headed towards one of the pool chairs that
Laxus was resting in. In a weird way, Freed reminded Juvia a lot of herself,
she wasn’t quite sure why.
“Oh~! That looked fun!”
Natsu shouted, “Oi! Gray! Let’s fight to see who can push each other down in
the water first!” the flame-head started to crack his knuckles giddily with a
Gray turned his
attention away from Cana and onto Natsu, “No, screw you!”
Natsu growled, “Come
on! What’s up with you today!? Just get in the damn pool, and let me drown
“Fuck off Natsu! I’m
busy!” he barked back.
“Tsk, fine! I’ll go
play with Lucy!” he began to swim to the other side of the pool where Lucy had
been sitting on the edge with Levy and lightly kicking the water. Suddenly,
Gray felt really guilty for whatever Natsu was going to do to her, but he just
prayed that she would live through it. Then, he heard a shout come from the
direction Natsu was in, “Take this Gray! You naked fucknut!” he yelled at the
top of his lungs.
He had lifted Lucy
above his head like she was some kind of weight bar, “Natsu! Put me down!” She
screamed. Then, Natsu chucked the poor girl across the pool and she made a
large slash on the side of the pool that Gray was standing by. He was now
Natsu guffawed, and
pointed at his rival, “That was our ultimate combo attack: Lucy Canon Ball!”
Gray stood there in silence for a moment, just
listening to Natsu idiotic laughter and Lucy’s attempted to nag him. He balled
his hands and gritted his teeth as he started to shake, “I CAN’T TAKE IT
ANYMORE!” he screamed and ripped off all of his clothes, including his
Wendy shrieked and
covered her eyes and her crimson face, trying to avoid looking in that general
direction. Gray just stood there, and angrily exhaled and inhaled. Natsu grew a
disgusted look on his face, “That’s gross man! Put that away!” he shouted.
Then, Juvia’s eyes
widened happily, “Does this mean-?”
Cana chuckled, “Yup!
You won Juvia! You can go back to talking however you want now! Plus, you got a
new servant for a whole day!”
“Yay!” Juvia shouted
while throwing her hands up in the air as a sigh of her victory.
Gray only now realized
what situation he had just put himself it; he had lost, and now, all those
imaginations that he had, they were now coming true! He fell to his knees and
looked down at the floor. He was going to die. He was going to die, and they
were going to write on his grave, “Here lies Gray Fullbuster, a Fairy Tail mage
who died because he couldn’t keep his pants on.”
Juvia patted him on the
back, “Meet Juvia at the guild tomorrow morning at seven o’clock!” she skipped
out of the room, giggling uncontrollably.
woke to the sound of a knock at his door. He lifted his head and looked at the
clock. It was six-thirty in the morning. He groaned, “I thought she wanted me
to meet her at the guild? Can’t she let me sleep just for a little while
longer?” he yawned as he got himself out of bed to see if it truly was Juvia
waiting at his door. But when he opened the door, nobody was there, just a
white paper bag with a note attached to it.
He picked up the bag,
and looked at the note, “Please wear this
to the guild, and follow the instructions in the bag. – Juvia,” the note
read in very fancy handwriting, and it was none other than Juvia’s. He had seen
her handwriting several times, and it was generally very neat, and he could
tell that she probably spend a half an hour writing this small note out to make
it look as close to perfect as she could get it.
He looked inside the
bag and grunted, “Y-you got to be kidding me!”
was sitting at one of the tables towards the front of the guild where the doors
were. She poked her index fingers together while bouncing both of her knees
energetically. She felt as though she had been waiting for her beloved to show
up through those doors for an eternity; could time move any slower?
looked at her surroundings, and to her surprise, many of the members had been
there for as long as she has. Many of these members normally don’t show up to
the guild until nine or ten in the morning, so seeing all here this early got
her curious to why.
she looked at Mirajane who cleaning off a stain off the table Juvia was sitting
at, “Why is everyone here so early?”
laughed, “Oh, well I’m always in here early, generally before anybody else, but
I can assume that they are all curious to what you are going to do to Gray.
Especially Natsu! Those two love finding anything to mock or hold over the
other one’s head. We can be sure that Natsu is going to remember every minute
looked back at the clock, and to her disappointment, that conversation didn’t
pass any time at all. There was still a whole five minutes to go before seven.
She hoped that Gray would show up on time, and that he will follow the
instructions she wrote out for him.
Lucy greeted and took a seat next to the bluenette, “So, what do you have
planned for today? We’re all pretty curious!” she asked.
continued to poke her fingers together, “Well… Juvia has a lot planned
actually. There’s so much, Juvia doesn’t know if she can explain it all in one
giggled, “I guess that’s understandable, but I have a question for you.”
you guys make this bet because of Natsu and I?” she asked with a nervous smile
on her face.
nodded, “Yes we did. Originally, I wanted Gray-Sama to wear my underwear and
Juvia wanted to wear his, but he refused.”
eye twitched, “Ah… I see…” she turned her gaze away from Juvia’s, I hope we didn’t start anything else!
Otherwise, it’ll spread like the plague! “Well,” Lucy continued, “He has to
do whatever you say, right? Why don’t you just make him wear it now?”
let out a light laugh, “Well-“
Before she could
finish, she turned her head towards the doors to see none other than Gray. He
was wearing fancy jet black shoes with a pointed toe, black dress pants, a
black butler coat that was long in the back, a white undershirt, white gloves,
and a bright red bowtie. His hair was greased back, making it look smooth and
shiny. One of his arms was bent slightly in front of him with a perfectly white
and clean cloth hanging over his arm. Juvia had completely transformed Gray
into her personal butler.
cheeks were a light pink out of embarrassment. He swallowed before he began to
speak, “G-good morning, Juvia-Chan. What can I get you?” he asked politely
while keeping his eyes closed to avoid any eye contact. Natsu was trying really
hard to contain his laughter so that he could savor this moment for as long as
Juvia blushed while placing her right hand on her cheek, and placing her other
hand on her right elbow. She took a moment to collect herself, then she was
ready to give him her answer, “Juvia wants to go shopping!” she clapped her
hands together with happiness.
what?” Gray was confused, he thought that she would be ordering a drink or some
food, he didn’t expect her to say that. He thought that he would be acting as
her private waiter or something judging by the instructions she gave.
on, Gray-Sama!” she grabbed onto his hand, and dragged him out of the guild.
finally let out his laughter, and he fell to the floor, his arms stretched
across his stomach. Lucy’s nervous smiled returned, “You are enjoying this much
as Juvia is, possibly more.”
held tightly onto Gray’s hand as they walked through the streets of Magnolia. “Um…”
Gray started, “Where are we going?”
cheeks puffed up and she glared at him, “Gray-Sama! You must follow the
sighed, “Where is it that we are going, Juvia-Chan?”
giggled, “Just one of Juvia’s favorite clothing stores!” She began to skip while
she swung the hand that had ahold of Gray’s.
a few minutes of walking, she stopped, “Here we are!” she cheered. It didn’t
seem like anything special from the outside, it was just one of the many simple
boutiques that resided in Magnolia. The building had standard brick walls with
a sign that had the shop’s name in big, fancy letters. But once Gray was
dragged inside, he got an idea of why it was Juvia’s favorite shop; the place
was gigantic with bright colors splashed everywhere. The store was split into
three large sections, men’s, women’s, and children, which were then split into
dozens of different smaller sections that contained specific kinds of clothes.
start over here!” Juvia pointed to the dress section right before she began to
drag him over there, “Alright! Juvia wants Gray-Sama to pick out three dresses
that he likes!”
Juvia says so, and you have to do what Juvia says!” she giggled, “Juvia is
going to sit down over there!” she pointed to a fancy red chair placed right
next to the dressing rooms about twenty or so feet away from where they
currently were, “Once Gray-Sama has the dresses picked out, meet me over
there!” She ran over to the other side of the room, and sat down on the chair
to the side, so she wasn’t looking directly at Gray.
turned and looked at what seemed to be an endless array of dresses that he
could choice from. He observed his surroundings, and he noticed that each
circular clothes rack contained a different color of dresses. The one that he
had been standing next to was full of red dresses. He pulled a random one out;
it was a mermaid gown that had one skinny strap on one side, but not the other,
and the back of the dress was mostly open except for the thin pieces of fabric that
crossed from both sides of the dress several times. He placed the dress back in
its respectful place. It wasn’t that he didn’t like it; it was the fact that he
didn’t really know what he liked, let alone what he was looking for.
figured that he was picking out a dress for Juvia, so he decided to skip
completely over the red section for he didn’t think that red fit her all that
well. The next section he took a look was the white dress section, and he
noticed a dress that had a tad of light blue at the bottom. He pulled the dress
out, and observed it. It looked like it went down just below knee length, and
the bottom had a bubble-like design at the bottom. The entire bottom half of
the dress seemed to have a lot of fabric to it, which made him that it was
meant for spinning in. The middle of the dress was just one piece of fabric
that moved horizontally all the way around the dress. The top half of the dress
had two pieces of fabric crossing over each other, forming the strap on the
opposite side of the dress from where the fabric originally started. He turned
the dress over, and the two straps cross over each at the back of the neck, and
lead back down to the center piece of the dress. He wasn’t going to lie, he
kind of liked this one, so he declared it as dress number one.
he traveled over to what appeared to be the blue section. He pulled out a light
blue dress that overall, seemed pretty basic. It had two thin straps that lead
to a top piece that had sliver gems on it. The middle of the dress was the same
as the previous, and the bottom of the dress had a longer back than the front;
the front was right above the knee area, while the back when all the way down
to the ankles. The end of the dress had fabric cut to make it seem like it was
moving up and down. He decided to keep that one as well, making it dress number
he was starting to have trouble again. He pulled out several upon several
dresses that he could not see Juvia wearing in thousand years. Some were
strapless, some were extremely short, some had scale-like patterns, some looked
like they were more like disco balls rather than a dress, and many of them were
sparkly. Then, he ran into another short, strapless dress, but this one was
interesting. It was a sky blue with a black flower and vine design all over it.
Right below the breast line was a wide black cloth that wrapped all the way
around the dress, with a black and blue flower towards the left hip. Overall,
he thought this one was rather cute, which made dress number three.
Well, that is first and last time that I am
EVER going to do that in my life. He thought to himself as he carried the
dresses over to Juvia, “I finished,” he said as he lifted up the dresses, ready
to hand them over to Juvia.
clapped her hands together, “Yay! Juvia is excited to see which ones Gray-Sama
small grin appeared on his face, “Are you going to go try them on?” he asked,
trying not to admit that he wanted to see how they looked on her.
shook her head, “Nope, you are!”
grin vanished and his jaw dropped, “Come again?”
are going to be Juvia’s model!” she laughed.
blinked nervously, “Please, tell me you’re kidding… You are kidding right!?”
she was not kidding. The next thing he knew was that he was being shoved into
the changing room with the three tiny dresses that he had picked out. Juvia
closed the curtain behind him, now it was just him and trying to fit into
something that he knew was going to be ripped to shreds once it was actually
on. He picked up the first dress and frowned. This was the last time that he
was ever going to make a bet with Juvia, or anyone for that matter.
disrobed and set his clothes to the side. Did he even know how to put on a
dress? Did he start with putting his feet in or his head in first? He tried
head first by lifting up his arms and slipping them through the dress, only to
get the middle of the dress stuck on his shoulders. The top half of the dress
was blocking his vision, making him grunt in the realization of his mistake.
Since his arms were lifted above his head, he had no way of pulling the dress
off, so he leaned forward, trying to shake the dress off. To his failure, he
took a step backwards, getting his feet entangled with his clothes, making him
fall backwards. The dress finally came off, but he felt utterly embarrassed
even though there was no one in there with him. His cheeks were a bright red as
he attempted to put on the dress once again, feet first. This attempt went much
better in the fact that he didn’t get stuck in the dress this time, but he felt
like his chest was a bit compressed.
pushed the curtain out of his way angrily to present himself in front of Juvia,
“Oh~ that’s a cute dress, Gray-Sama! You have good taste!” she beamed. He
didn’t say anything in response; he just moved his gazed away from her
brilliant and happy smile because it was only making him blush more than he
already was. She lifted her hand up to her mouth and giggled, “Now, go put on
the next one!” she pointed to the changing room.
He did as she commanded, and once
again, he tried the best he could to fit into something that was so tiny, but
he faced a new challenge with dress number two. The first dress had a bit of
elastic in it, but this one didn’t. He released all of the air in his lungs,
and pulled the dress up onto his chest. He opened the curtain quickly in hopes
that he wouldn’t have to hold his breath for very long.
placed a hand on her chin and observed him, “Juvia likes this one too,” she
paused to get another look at it, “but it is not what Juvia imagined.”
What in the world is she going to do to me!? He screamed
ripped the dress off as quickly as he could, and took in a large breath of air.
Oddly, he had a new founded respect for women who wear compressing clothing all
day long without breathing at all; he could barely last thirty seconds.
he didn’t even know if he could fit into the third dress, even if every last
bit of air was escaped from his lungs. He shook his head; he wasn’t even going to
try. He poked his head out of the room, and held the dress up for Juvia to see,
“If you think that this dress is actually going to fit me, then you are crazier
than Natsu who thought he could wear a pair of panties all day.”
head dropped, “Oh… Juvia guesses Gray-Sama is right…” she stood up from the
decorative red chair, “Here, you can change back into your normal clothes,” she
pulled out a pile of neatly folded clothes out of her bag and handed them to
him. When he got a good look at them, he realized that these were the clothes
that he was wearing yesterday. Before he could say anything about why in the
world she kept taking his clothes, she asked, “Can Juvia have the dresses,
please? And the suit Juvia gave Gray-Sama earlier.”
did as she asked, and handed her a tangled mess of clothes, and he hid himself
back in the changing room to put on some clothes that he was comfortable with.
He moved his hands through his hair, returning it to its normal look, only it
still looked rather shinny against the light. When he left the dressing room,
he saw Juvia on the other side of the store, handing money to the store clerk,
and taking a white plastic bag with the store’s name plastered on it.
dresses did Juvia-Chan buy?” he asked.
doesn’t have to talk like that anymore, Juvia just wanted to get back at you
for yesterday!” she guffawed. She grabbed onto his hand, “Juvia needs to stop
at the guild before our next activity.” Just how many activities was she
planning? Gray could only hope that none of them involved anything similar to
what he just had to do.
walked out of the boutique with the store clerk saying, “Please come again!”
they stepped outside, they heard a familiar snickering come from around the
corner. Gray clenched his fists, and smiled at Juvia, but it was less of a
friendly smile and more of a serial killer smile, “Would you excuse me for a
minute Juvia? I have some dragon slaying of my own to do!”
released his hand from her grip, and was prepared to see that flame brain and
his blue cat around the corner, but he saw a lot more than that. There, all
squeezed together was Natsu, Happy, Lucy, Erza, Wendy, and Carla. The only two
that had been laughing were Natsu and Happy. They were all tightly squeezed
together and crouched on the ground. Erza and Carla were trying to get Natsu
and Happy to be quiet, while Lucy and Wendy looked up to see Gray cracking his
guys?” Lucy said nervously before pointing upwards at the enraged ice mage that
stood before them.
stood up, knocking over Wendy and Natsu in the process, “Personally, I liked
the first one the best.”
really?” Gray felt like one of the
veins on his forehead were going to explode.
Wendy started timidly, “I did too…”
Natsu and Happy finally let all of their laughter out. Natsu was rolling around
on the ground by Gray’s feet, while Happy was floating right next to him, “I
thought they were all great!” Happy mocked.
all looked awful of him!” Carla disagreed strongly.
chuckled, “Oh, come on Carla. That white one looked rather good on him! It worked
in contrast with his hair quite well.”
YOU TRYING TO PICK A FIGHT WITH ME!?” Gray yelled getting ready to punch Erza
in the face, which was always a mistake to even suggest fighting Erza, but he
was too pissed off to care at this point.
got close to Gray, Natsu still on the ground laughing, lying right in between
her feet. She smirked, “If it is a fight you want, it’s a fight you’ll get!”
Erza-san!” Juvia shouted, running over and grabbed ahold of her waist, trying
to get her to back away, “Gray-Sama is Juvia’s today! You can’t kill him!”
took a step back, “I can respect that you value his life, so I will hold off
because he is your victory trophy.”
What did you just call me!?” Gray yelled bitterly as Juvia hugged his arm, and
began to pull him away.
leaned over to Erza, “I agree with you, that white one looked really good on
him. He should wear that color combination more often.”
grinned and nodded, “Indeed.”
leaned up against the door frame of the guild’s entrance with his arms crossed
and tapping his foot impatiently. He waited for Juvia to finish preparing
whatever she had planned next; he hoped it wasn’t anything like what he just
went through because he was done wearing women’s clothing for the rest of his
felt a tap on his shoulder, “What do you think, Gray-Sama?” she was wearing the
white dress with the light blue bubble design at the bottom. She spun around in
it once, making the dress expand outwards and move in a lovely flowing motion. She
was also wearing a white sun hat with a blue ribbon tied in a neat bow on it.
In her right hand, she was holding a basket with a red cloth sticking out of
could feel the blood rushing to his cheeks, “Y-you look nice…” He was actually
quite happy that she wore one of the dresses he picked out. Maybe he did have
good taste in women’s clothing after all, but he shook his head to get that
thought out of him.
cuddled his arm again as they began to walk out of the guild, “Juvia has a
special place picked out!” she said cheerfully. Gray figured that they must be
going on a picnic; he really hoped that his crazy imagination about the Juvia
bread and water wasn’t going to come true.
were up on top of a gorgeous hill above Magnolia that had dozens of patches of
an array of different colored flowers. Juvia pulled out the red cloth out of
the basket and spread it out on a patch of grass. She tucked in her dress
behind her and sat down, then she tapped the spot next to her, “Come take a
walked over and sat down on the smooth red cloth. Then, Juvia lifted the basket
up on her lap, and began pulling stuff out, Please
no Juvia bread! Please no Juvia bread! He pleaded. To his relief, she
pulled out a cluster of small chocolate treats, and she handed him a few. He
popped one into his mouth, and it melted on his tongue, forming a smooth
texture in his mouth. He smiled, “Wow! That was really good! Did you make
that was a mistake. She turned away from him and moved her index finger in a
circular motion on the red cloth, while a dark plume loomed over her. Juvia
began to whimper, “Juvia tried… but she failed several times, so Mirajane-san
made them for Juvia instead!” she cried.
wasn’t quite sure how to comfort her in this situation, so he just said the
first thing that came to his mind, “Uh… well it’s the thought that counts,
she sniffled, “Juvia still failed! Juvia’s not a good cook!”
you are good at other things, right?” she turned her pointlessly teared up eyes
at him, “As long as you are good at something, it shouldn’t matter if you can’t
do something else.”
inhaled happily, and then stood up suddenly, “Gray-Sama is right! Juvia will be
right back!” Juvia ran behind where they had been sitting, “No peaking!” she
said, and Gray faced the other way. After a few minutes of waiting, he felt
something delicate and light land on his head, “Ta-da!” Juvia shouted happily.
touched the top of his head, and grabbed ahold of a flower crown. The whole
flower crown was made up of different shades of blue flowers, and it perfectly
fitted his head. He placed it back on his head, “Thank you. It’s pretty,” he
should go make one!”
shrugged, “I don’t know how.”
use Juvia’s as a model! Give it your best shot!” She pushed him in the
directions of one of the flower beds. He took a look at the crown and noticed
that the stems were all woven together neatly, but he couldn’t tell how they
were woven together was the problem, nor where to even start. He picked a few
flowers and just began to tie the stems in a knot around the base of the next
flower he was planning to use. Once he was done, he was about to place it on
Juvia’s head, but then, he realized that it much larger than the width of her
head drooped, “I screwed up.” He lifted the crown for her to see.
titled her head, “Well… It’s not bad for Gray-Sama’s first time!”
shook his head, “Oh come on! Not bad? Compared to yours, it looks like a piece
shit run over by thirty horses!”
waved her finger back and forth, “Ah-ah-ah! As long as you are good at
something, it shouldn’t matter if you can’t do something else!” she attempted
to mimic his deep voice, but it didn’t sound anything like him.
ha-ha,” he rolled his dark eyes.
then handed Gray another white paper bag, “Follow the instructions again, and
Juvia will see you later!” she suddenly got up and started skipping down the
hill while waving back at him.
looked in the bag to find black tux, and another neatly written note with the
instructions on it, “Please wear this and
meet Juvia at the guild hall at six o’clock!”
sighed, “How many places is she going to drag me to today?”
was heading towards the guild while fiddling with his dark blue tie, trying to
straighten it out. He was dressed in a general tux; black pants, white button
up undershirt, and a one button black coat. “Damn, how much money did she spend
today?” That butler outfit and this tux were probably nowhere near cheap, along
with that dress and any other dresses she might have bought were probably not
finally made it to the boisterous guild hall where about half of their members
were already getting plastered. He stood close to the entrance to avoid anybody
from spilling anything on it. He wanted to look nice for Juvia. Wait… Did he
really just think that? He’s never really cared for looking nice in front of
anybody. He’s never really cared what people thought about his appearance
unless he was butt-naked. Why did he care now?
You look snazzy,” Erza stated with a slight grin on her face.
made me wear it. I guess she’s dragging to another place today, but I have no
idea where,” he shrugged.
to a nice dinner?” Wendy responded.
to a dance club?” Lucy put her hand on her chin.
shook her head, “If he was going to a dance club, wouldn’t he be wearing
something lighter and more casual?”
of people go to dance clubs dressed up fancy,” Erza said, “It’s not unusual.”
Gray decided to ignore them and he looked at
the clock; it was ten minutes after six. “She’s late,” he said under his
be out in a minute!” Lisanna was now standing right next to the ice mage.
jumped, “Whoa! Don’t sneak up on me like that!”
you didn’t get so lost in your thoughts, you would have seen me come over!” she
nagged. She placed one hand on her hip and lean slightly to the side, “Anyway,
Mira-nee is still helping her get ready, so it’ll be another few minutes.”
I’ll be over here,” he said, leaning back up against the wall, “Getting ready,
was that?” the whited haired girl asked.
shook his head slightly, “Nothing.” He was truly curious to what she had been
planning. She was obviously setting up some kind of date between the two of
them, hell, the whole day had been a date.
Gray heard the sound of rapid footsteps heading towards him, “Juvia’s sorry for
the wait!” Gray’s eyes widened and his cheeks became a bright crimson. She was
wearing the third dress that he had picked out that morning along with black
(slightly see-through) tights and black heals. Her blue hair was tied into a
bun that was towards the top of the back of her head, and black rose was
sticking out of the side of the bun. One strand of hair that originated at the
end of her bangs was hanging of the front of her shoulder, while another strand
on the other side was tucked behind her ear. “Is Gray-Sama ready to go?”
took him a moment to realize that she had asked him something for he was much
too distracted by her beauty, “Uh… yeah,” he blinked, “Yeah! I-I’ve been ready
for a while now,” he said, trying to play it cool.
fun you two!” Mirajane smiled her usual sweet smile while waving them goodbye.
not too much fun!” Cana guffawed
drunkenly. Gray shot her a glare, but she just winked at him.
walked out of the guild and began walking down the streets of Magnolia, which
were now just starting to be lit with street lights. Juvia held onto his hand,
and he tucked the other one is his pocket. “Oh!” Juvia said suddenly, “Juvia
almost forgot!” she pulled out a dark blue rose and placed it in his upper coat
then stopped, “Here we are!” Gray recognized this building as being an
extremely popular restaurant that resided in the town, “Hopefully, we didn’t
miss our reservations.” Juvia dragged him through the large, extravagant black
doors to reveal what was probably the most lavish place he had ever been to
other than Mercurius. The carpets were a brilliant red color, and the enter
restaurant was lit by crystal chandeliers. All the tables had long, white
clothes smoothed over them, and all the chairs were black with white
cushioning. Then, to the sides of the restaurant were booths that had a similar
black and white design only they had marble tables.
front of them, was a podium with a well-dressed man standing behind it, “How
may I help you two tonight?”
have reservations under Lockser,” Juvia said.
looked down at a written list in front of him, then he nodded, “Yes, here you
are, follow me please,” he picked up two menus and lead them to one of the
marble booths by a large window, “Someone will be over to serve you shortly.”
you!” Juvia grinned, and then took a seat on one side of the booth while Gray
took the other. They picked out what they wanted from the menu and ordered just
a few minutes later. Their waitress informed them that they would have to wait
a little while before their meals were ready due to an issue in the kitchen.
They were both silent.
Neither of them knew what to say to the other. Gray tapped his finger on the
table while Juvia squirmed around in her seat; both of them were looking away
from one another. He needed to break the awkward silence that loomed over them.
He blinked nervously while sweat trickled down his face, “So… uh… Why did you
make me pick out those dresses this morning?” she looked up and raised a brow, “I
mean, you picked these suits out, so why couldn’t you pick out your own
“Juvia wanted to have
some fun embarrassing you!” she chuckled while Gray clenched his teeth and
growled, “And also…” she continued, “Juvia wanted to wear a dress that
Gray-Sama liked… that Gray-Sama would like seeing Juvia in…” her cheeks became
a light pink color, “Is that wrong?”
He shook his head and
waved his hands back and forth, “No, it’s not wrong.”
“Juvia is actually
curious about something.”
“Yeah?” he placed his
elbow on the table and rested his chin in the palm of his hand.
“What would you have
done if Juvia lost?”
Gray’s eyes widen for a
moment, then he quickly shot his head in the other direction, “Well I…” he
gulped with a feeling of chagrin, “I was going to make you clean my house…”
“Dressed as a maid…”
his voice got quieter.
“Oh!?” Juvia’s eyes
“As a sexy maid…” he
said in a whisper.
“OH!?” Juvia formed an
O shape with her mouth, and her eyes were full of excitement.
home, Gray-Sama!” Juvia said sitting on her knees in front of the door,
greeting her new master as he walked in. She was wearing a maid’s outfit that
showed a lot of cleavage and was very short.
smirked, “First, I want you to clean the bedroom!” he commanded.
you wish,” she got up from her sitting position, and she walked slowly trying
to prevent the skirt to flip upwards, revealing her undergarments. Gray watched
as she leaned herself over to dust his low shelves, blushing wildly in the
Juvia slammed her hands
on the table, “Juvia w-will happily clean your house, Gray-Sama!”
Gray didn’t say
anything in response. He closed his eyes tightly as his face became more and more
flushed with embarrassment. He defiantly wasn’t expecting that kind of response
out of her. He decided to change the topic, “Oh. I just remembered something,”
he opened up with coat slightly and pulled a flower crown out of one of the
large pockets on the inside of the coat. He handed it to her, “I did some
practicing with the time I had today.”
The crown had a
mitch-match of all different kinds and colors of flowers, there was no pattern
to it at all, but at least this time, he was able to weave the flowers together
correctly. Juvia took the flower crown and admired it, “Ah~! It’s so cute!” she
placed it on the top of her head and around her bun, “You learn fast!” she
“Wendy taught me,
actually. Apparently Wendy and Carla make those all the time.”
After that, the night
became less and less awkward and became more open and joyful between the two.
They laughed at each other’s silly stories of ridiculous jobs they have taken,
and about other members of the guild. Gray told her some stories of when he was
a kid and had just first joined Fairy Tail, and the times before Juvia joined
the guild. In return, she had told him stories of her old guild, Phantom Lord,
and the good times she and Gajeel had there, but she explained that it was
nothing compared to the amazing time that she was having in Fairy Tail.
“Phantom Lord was
overall special to Juvia, but she is glad the guild disbanded because Juvia
would have never had joined Fairy Tail if it didn’t,” she put her hands together
and rested them over her heart as a small smile reached her face, “It’s like
fate,” she said softly.
That was a really good meal!” Gray said happily while patting his stomach with
one hand while the other hand held onto his coat that he had thrown over his
shoulder. They had left the restaurant and now were heading back to their
homes. The day was finally over.
you for helping Juvia pay the bill,” she said with slight embarrassment because
he had insisted that he helped pay for the bill considering that it was rather
large; it was nearly the same price Natsu pays when he goes to a high-class restaurant.
problem,” Gray said. He then stopped in his tracks, making Juvia turn around
after taking a few steps in front of him without realizing that he had stopped,
“It’s pretty much the end of the day. Have any final requests before my serving
term ends?” he asked.
pale cheeks quickly turned red, “Well… Juvia…” she couldn’t find the words. She
knew exactly what she wanted, but she
was too humiliated to say it outside of her fantasies, “Juvia… Juvia…” her face
continued to get redder and redder until her entire has was flushed. She felt
as though her request was not something that should be forced upon someone- it
should be one’s choice to perform such an action, even though it was so simple.
Gray called out, “This has been fun, I wouldn’t mind doing it again sometime,” Gray
wrapped his coat around Juvia’s shoulder’s and pull her close to him. Then he
placed a gentle kiss on her forehead with a blush running across his cheeks.
Juvia stood there, dazzled, “I’ll see you tomorrow,” Gray began to walk away,
he heard rapid footsteps behind him, and as soon as he turned around, he was
being tackled to the ground, “Oh~ Gray-Sama!” she wrapped his arms around his
chest and rubbed her head up against him.
Juvia get off!” but no matter how hard he tried, there was no way he was ever
going to shake her off now.
OK DO LISTEN IMAGINE FULL POWER RED BULL HYPED NICO DI ANGELO
So Get This
We always have Nico at -13% energy fading into the shadows and needing bed rest
But just think
Nico 6 monthes post recovery
Has a nice group of friends and has learnt that he can let a loose a little
So he’s had a good nights sleep (the dark circles are smaller but what happens in tartarus will stay with you so they don’t fade completely)
And he decides to crash into Percys Red Bull stash while Percy is away,
Solangelo has just gotten too obvious -everyone has bets on the first kiss-
and basically they’re in a relationship it’s just that THEY don’t know
Campers are lazing near the fire at twilight
Nico is hyped up and if that isn’t infectious i don’t know what is
So Nico proposes a friendly game of tag
“TAG” he yells tapping Jasons shoulder and running
“What the” Jason scrambles to his feet by which time everyone has backed up he lunges for Piper who’s closest and manages to graze her arm
“TAG, PIPER IS IT” he says running off making a face at her.
Spotting the initiator of the game Piper goes after Nico instead of retaliating.
Nico stands still under a tree and just as Piper gets closer he’s gone
“CHEATER YOU CAN’T SHADOW TRAVEL” she yells out in a half laugh half exhale (you can’t even pretend to be mad at hyoed Nico he’s too precious)
“Says whoo??” Nico says from behind her
As she turns he’s gone again
She spots him to her left and as she reaches for him there he goes
This goes on until a small crowd forms and Jason, Will & Piper are in the middle trying to catch the son of Hades while the surrounding circle of people are helping Nico win by darkening the shadows
“CAN’T TOUCH THIS” Nico yells from behind Will, and just as Jason touches him he’s gone again it’s like playing reverse blind mans bluff with a 5 year old on jellybeans and coke
Suddenly Just as Nico appears Will Solace spins around (with a little help from the winds)
And Piper says “Nico, look” a little too persuasively so the black haired boy hesitates for a moment by glancing at Pipes and that moment is his downfall
He’s encircled by a certain Apollo boys arms.
“Tag Di Angelo” Will whispers between a pant and a laugh which turns Nico a bright red colour
BUT THEN Nico (Who will always blame this on the red bull and how he got so wired because he got tired to quickly) makes the executive decision to wrap his arms around Will
and kiss him.
The crowd ERUPTS in cheers (cause anyone who has been around them five minutes has been waiting for this)
As they pull apart both completely red faced the watch a bunch of exchanges with shocked expressions
Leo is in the middle pulling things out of his belt he pulls out to boxes of fruit roll ups one goes to Calypso the other to Lou Elle
The Stolls take a pack of Kit Kats from him and pass it to Clarise
Piper takes a giant poster (how did that fit into the utility belt?) And hands it to Jason
and the entire Aphrodite cabin (the remaining members of which arrived mysteriously as soon as Will caught Nico) begin to exchange jewellery and makeup on the spot which they all pull out of their boots, bras, backs, some even pull things out of their hair.
This was an idea I came up with through this comic that thefatedmeeting.tumblr.com drew. There will be a second part with Gray and Juvia. You can find it on fanfiction.net here. Rating: T Paring: Nalu Summary: Natsu
and Lucy make a bet about underwear, and Gray and Juvia make a bet about old
Lucy stood by the door, completely frozen in place
as her blood boiled with anger. She was trying her best to comprehend what she
was seeing, but her thoughts were clouded with her rage. It wasn’t unusual for
her to come home to an intruder, but she was really going to kill Natsu and
Happy this time.
was standing in the center of the room making all different kinds of strange
poses while wearing a purple striped bra that was no doubt to be hers. Happy
was flying around the room in circles singing some dumb song while wearing the
matching set of panties on his head- his ears sticking through the holes where
the legs are supposed to go. These two dolts had worn her clothes before to
make fun of her, but the fact that they just went through the drawer that
contained all of her undergarments, the fact that they probably looked at
everything in there- she became a ticking bomb that would blow up any second in
a flurry of rage.
turned toward her once he had heard the sound of the door being shut, “Oh! Hey,
Luce! How’s it going?” he tried to hide his chuckling as he talked, but the
laugh was slowly starting to escape from his lips.
didn’t even know what to say to them; she wanted to yell, shout, and scream at
the two blockheads, but there were just too many terrible names and words
popping into her head, that she just didn’t know which ones to use. Instead, to
deal with her anger, she stalked over to Natsu, and prepared to slap him across
his face, but he quickly grabbed her wrist before she could even reach him.
started to yell, “Why do you two idiots keep
stealing my stuff!?” Natsu tried to reply to her, but she couldn’t understand a
word he said because of his uncontrollable laughter. “What was that?” she asked
in a bitter tone, which made her sound like a crazy serial killer.
was finally able to stop laughing, and he paused to catch his breath, “We
didn’t steal anything.”
wearing them! See!” Happy indicated
to the panties on his head.
Lucy glared at them, and pulled her
wrist out of Natsu’s grip, “What’s the difference!?”
began to laugh again, “We never took them out of this room! So they are still
where they belong!”
They are not! They belong in that drawer!” she pointed at the chest of drawers
by her pink bed, “you went through my
stuff! And not just any stuff, my underwear! That is private to me and only me!”
come on Luce! It was a joke! Oh! And speaking of which… we got a little
something for you!” Natsu looked over at Happy, who began to pull something out
of his small green pouch.
became concerned with what was about to come out of there. Personally, she
wasn’t sure if she wanted to know. She
looked down at the blue cat who opened his pouch to reveal a pair of red
held them up for all to see, “Ta-Da!” Happy and Natsu said in unison while
Natsu gestured at it as if it was some sort of wonderful prize she had won.
started at the boxers, then looked back up to Natsu, “No thank you.”
on Luce! Don’t you want to play with us?” Natsu held the edges of the
undergarment and waved it in front of her face, “It’s really fun~!”
Lucy shook her head,
“N-no. Really! I’m ok!” she stepped away from Natsu and Happy who were now
crowding her, but she backed into the door, leaving her cornered by the two
blockheads, unable to escape their childish grins and wide pleading eyes.
“Please~?” they said in
Lucy couldn’t resist
the sparkles in their eyes any longer, “F-fine!” she ripped the red briefs out
of his hands, “Just let me go get changed.” Natsu and Happy moved out of her
way so she could slip through, and make it to her bathroom; there was no way
she was going to take off her skirt in front of these two.
She entered her small,
but comfortable bathroom, and locked the door behind her- she wasn’t going to
stand for peaking toms especially since they convinced her to put on a pair of
men’s underwear- used no doubt. She slid off her green mini-skirt, and slipped
on the boxers. They were actually quite comfortable to her surprise. They fit
nicely around her thighs, and they weren’t too tight or too lose. They weren’t
too different from any other pair of shorts she’s worn, but the material of the
boxers themselves was very nice, almost like one of her pairs of pajamas.
She unlocked the
bathroom door, and crept out to present herself to Natsu and Happy. She had a
light blush on her face from embarrassment, but they probably wouldn’t notice
due to the fact that they are generally oblivious to their surroundings, and
the atmosphere. They were both sitting on her bed, patiently waiting for her
return. Natsu chuckled once he got a look at her, “Nice! Now do some kind of pose!”
he really have to make this more embarrassing? She
thought to herself. She was tired of arguing with him, so she just decided to
suck it up, and do what he wanted.
After thinking for a
minute about what pose she should do, she still couldn’t think of anything, so
she decided to wing it. She lifted one hand in the air, pointed towards the
wall, put the other hand on her hip, and spread her legs apart and bended her
knees allowing her to get closer to the floor. Then, for the final touch, she
made her eyes as wide as she could, and puckered her lips to make them look
like a fish’s lips.
Natsu laughed wildly,
“What the hell is that Lucy?!” He fell over on his back
while holding his muscular abdomen. Happy couldn’t help laughing either,
plummeting to Lucy’s bed, and falling down next to Natsu.
“What?” she started,
“You wanted me to do a pose, so I did!”
Natsu lifted himself
back to a sitting position, “No! It’s perfect; it’s just not what I was
expecting! I’ve never seen someone stand like that!” he continued to laugh, “Oh!
Wait! Wait! Wait!” Natsu stood up, and got behind her, bent his knees to be at
the same height as she was currently at, he leaned over just so he was barely
visible behind her, and then he pointed towards the same direction she was
pointing at while trying to mimic the same facial expression she had.
Lucy couldn’t help but
laugh, losing her pose in the process. What was she doing? This was absolutely
ridiculous, but wildly entertaining. She wasn’t going to lie, this was starting
to become really fun.
“Let’s do another one!”
Lucy giggled loudly. Natsu and Happy nodded eagerly in response.
They continued to do
poses for what seemed like hours, but in reality, it was probably around thirty
minutes. The last pose they did had to be Lucy’s favorite though. She had her
legs well spread apart, having one knee straight, and one knee bent, making her
lean to her left, while she had one hand on her hip, and one arm out with her
hand opened, almost as if she was showing something off. While Natsu had his
legs in the same position as Lucy’s only he was leaning to her right, and he
had his index finger and pinkie finger sticking on both hands, making it look
like some surfer peace sign. Happy was floating in the air next to Lucy, with
both his hands on his hips, and his legs spread apart. This pose was somewhat
similar to the first one, but it was more coordinated, and it reminded her of
some pose a team of silly super heroes would do when they introduce themselves
to their enemy.
They all laughed for a
good few minutes about that one, but once Lucy finally got her laughter in control
she strolled into her kitchen, “Man… I’m rather thirsty. How about you guys?”
She never knew posing could be so tiring.
“Yeah,” Natsu replied as
he followed her into the kitchen assuming she was going to give him something.
She handed him a cup of ice water, and then she started gulping down her own.
“What about me?” Happy
flew into the kitchen breathlessly. He had been flying all over her room the
entire time they had been performing this activity, and with his tiny body, he
must have been the most worn out of all of them.
“Of course!” she handed
him his own glass, which was a bit too big for his small paws, but he seemed to
After a minute of them
all catching their breaths, and quenching their thirsts, Natsu let out an evil
sounding laugh, and looked at Lucy with a malevolent grin.
“W-what?” she asked
nervously, knowing that whatever he was thinking wasn’t going to be mature.
“Let’s make a bet
“Let’s wear each
other’s underwear for one day, and we have to hide it from everybody in the
guild! First one that is caught wearing the other’s underwear is the loser!”
the cherry-haired boy eagerly smiled.
She wasn’t sure that this
was the best idea or the smartest, but it did sound fun to her. She placed her
hand on her chin, and looked up at Natsu, “What happens to the loser?”
He crossed his arms;
“Hmm…” he looked down at the kitchen floor trying to think of something.
“The winner should get
to keep the loser’s underwear!” Happy shouted teasingly.
“Eh?!” Lucy shrieked,
her cheeks growing a hint of red to them, Stupid
smiled at Lucy, “That sounds like a great idea!”
“Aye!” Happy laughed.
It appeared that Lucy
had no say in the matter for she knew that there was no way these two nitwits
were going to change their mind. Now she had
to win no matter what for there was no way on Earthland she was going to let
Natsu keep her bra and panties as a prize to show everybody in the guild. Plus,
she wasn’t going to deny that his boxers were rather comfortable; she wouldn’t
mind keeping them to sleep in.
“F-fine!” she pouted.
Natsu clenched his fist
zealously, “Alright, so you’ll wear my boxers, and I’ll wear your bra! Our
“Whoa! Hold on a
second!” Lucy interrupted, “You have to wear my panties too!”
He grew flustered,
She pointed her finger
at him, “Because the bet is that we have to wear each other’s underwear for one
whole day, and my bra and panties are
my underwear. You have to wear all of it!”
“W-well…” he desperately was trying to say something against her statement,
but he really couldn’t get out of this one. Then, a lightbulb hit him, “Well, I
don’t wear bras, only boxers, so you can’t wear a bra!” he pointed his finger
right back at her.
She shrugged, “Fair
“And you have to wear a
skirt!” he yelled.
“What!? Why!?” she
Happy intervened in their
spout, “Because Lucy, it’s going to be really hard for Natsu to wear something
so tiny down there. You can easily hide the boxers behind pants, so you need
something that will give you a challenge.”
Lucy knew she was
getting into something really stupid, but at this point, she really just wanted to beat Natsu,
“Fine!” she held out her hand, “Let’s shake on it. You have to wear my panties
and bra, and I have to wear your boxers (with no bra) for one day without
anyone finding out! Winer gets to keep the loser’s underwear!”
slapped his hand into hers, “You’re going down!”
“We’ll see about that!”
now regretted buying every skirt that she owns because they are all miniskirts;
none of them reach down to her knees. Even the longest skirt that she owned
still didn’t cover the red boxers completely, and every time she rolled them
up, they would just fall back down as she walked. She grabbed some pins she
luckily had with her, and rolled up the boxers as much as she could, then
pinned them in place, hoping that it help keep them in place. But, she ran into
another problem: bending over. Every time she bent over, the boxers were
visible from her rear end. There was nothing she could do to fix that other
than hope that after all these years of wearing miniskirts, her practice of
hiding her panties when she bent over will pay off. She sighed, and headed for
the door, preparing herself to face the outside world with this new challenge.
was able to walk down the streets of Magnolia successfully, and now, she faced
the guild hall doors. She knew that hiding her little secret will be about ten
times harder in the guild than it was on the streets due to how boisterous it
was, but she walked through the doors with as much confidence as she could
immediately avoided stopping and getting caught up in the activities of the
guild members, and headed towards the back were the bar counter was. She sat
down carefully on one of the stools, and she made sure to sit on as much of the
back of the skirt as possible.
Mira!” she greeted her friend casually.
smiled at her as she sliced up a piece of cake, and placed the pieces on
several different decorated plates, “Hello Lucy, and how are you this morning?”
doing fine. Um…” she looked around the room, her pinked-haired competitor and
his blue cat were nowhere in sight, “Where’s Natsu and Happy?”
shrugged, “Sorry, I don’t know. I haven’t seen them since yesterday.”
set her elbow on the counter, then rested her head on her hand, “Ah, I see…” Are they skipping out on me!? She
thought angrily, but then Mirajane pointed towards the door.
giggled, “Speak of the devils.”
turned to see Natsu standing at the doorway with a nervous smile stretched across
his face, and sweat pouring out of every pore of his body. He looked like he
was struggling to even move an inch.
on Natsu! Don’t you know how to use your legs?” Happy teased.
up!” he shouted, “Why don’t you just go talk to Carla or something!?”
would like to, but watching this is so much fun!” the blue cat snickered as he
flew over Natsu’s head.
was absolute torture for him; his shirt was puffed up due to Lucy’s bra, and he
felt like his lower half was going to burst- it was like trying to shove Elfman
into a birdcage. He could feel the discomfort with every step he took.
started getting some odd looks from Macao, Wakaba, and Romeo. Oh great… the guild members were already
noticing that there was something off about him.
you ok, Natsu-nii?” Romeo asked while raising a brow.
f-fine!” he snapped. He took a deep breath, and walked as quickly as he could
to the nearest table, which happened to be the table those three were sitting
at. He sighed with relief once he sat down, and he hoped that he wouldn’t have
to stand again.
you sore or something?” asked Wakaba without removing the cigar in his mouth,
“and… what’s that?” he pointed to Natsu’s chest.
quickly leaned up against the table, and crossed his arms and set them on the
table to hide all that he could, “N-nothing!”
doesn’t look like nothing to me,” Macao started, “are you sure that you’re okay?”
this was a bad start to Natsu’s day. Before he could respond, Happy began to
speak, “You see, Natsu has a little… or should I say big problem.” Happy covered his mouth, trying to make sure his
laugh wouldn’t escape from his lips, making his cheeks puff up. Natsu needed to
come up with a good lie and quick.
wrong Natsu-nii?” Romeo said concerningly.
slipped!” the flame-head shouted.
Wakaba responded for all three of them.
other day… I was walking home and I… I fell! And I accidently did the splits!
So, yeah, I’m pretty damn sore!”
of their faces turned white, only being able to imagine the pain of having one’s
testicles slightly split apart, especially if one was not very flexible to
of them knew really how to help him with his problem. All Romeo was able to
choke out was, “I’m sorry to hear that… I hope you feel better!”
should really watch your step!” Macao lectured since that was the only thing he
knew that he was somewhat good at.
my,” Mirajane started, “Natsu doesn’t look well. It looks like those three are
helping him though.” All Lucy and Mira could see was Macao patting Natsu on the
back, and Wakaba and Romeo trying to make sympathetic expressions, but they
looked more painful than anything.
What did he tell them…? The blonde asked
you should go over there and check on him.”
smiled wickedly. This was her chance to show him how much of a winner she was,
“Yeah, good idea!” she carefully slipped off the stool, making sure her skirt
wouldn’t reveal her secret. Then, she walked across the room at a decent pace
that would look normal, but nothing too fast to make the back of her skirt flip
took a seat next to Romeo, “Hey Natsu! How are you doing? You look like you’re
in a little bit of pain, are you doing okay?” she mocked with a large smile
across her face. She just loved the tormented look he had because he totally
deserved this for starting this whole mess in the first place.
smiled back at her, sitting up just from his leaning position just slightly,
“Oh, I’m fine. Just a bit sore if you
catch my drift.”
I can imagine.”
about you? That skirt must be really
uncomfortable. And, I can imagine how much you are bouncing today, it must be
smirk quickly turned into a scowl, and she crossed her arms over her chest. She
glared at him, only to get a grin out of him. Wakaba, Macao, and Romeo started
giving them stranger looks than before. There was no she was going to lose her
cool, or this bet!
you should know because I bet you’re not bouncing at all!” she yelled.
growled knowing exactly what she was indicating to. They glared at each other fiercely
from across the table, “Well, you must be-“
whoa, whoa! What’s gotten into you two?” Macao shouted, trying to get in the
middle of their glaring to get them to stop.
some friendly rivalry, you could say!” Happy explained.
shook her head, “Oh, it’s nothing. Don’t worry about it.” She stood up
laboriously, and as she began to walk away, she winked and stuck her tongue out
at Natsu, smiling evilly. She sat back down at another table next to her dear
friend Levy, who she began to have a pleasant conversation with.
snarled. If kept acting like he is now, then everybody in the guild will
eventually know that something was wrong with him. There was no way he was
going to lose! He decided to stand up as well, and began to walk across the
room how he normally would. He was screaming with discomfort on the inside, but
he appeared fine to everyone else.
he barked, “Fight me!”
the ice mage turned from where he was standing.
shot Gray a glare as he pointed at him trenchantly, “I’m in a bad mood, so
fight me you naked fucknut!”
hell did you just call me!?” There was no backing out of this fight now; they
would always fight over the dumbest reasons or for no reason at all, but they
would always end up fighting if the
other said something to make fun of them in any sort of way.
slammed his head into Gray’s, “You heard me! I called you a naked fucknut!”
You’re asking for it now!” Gray and Natsu jumped away from each other,
preparing to fight.
Gray ripped off his
coat and shirt, throwing them at Juvia who gladly held them for him, “Go get
him, Gray-sama!” she fawned.
Lucy sighed, What the hell does he think he’s doing? What
will this accomplish?
Levy sighed with her
blonde friend, “They’re at it again, huh?”
Natsu beckoned him with
his hands with a large grin across his face. Gray got into the proper ice-making
stance, and Natsu balled his fists which instantly bursted into flames. Before
Gray could make a move, Natsu began to move to punch him, but then he suddenly
came to a halt.
His original goal was
to beat the stupid ice mage to show everybody that there was nothing wrong with
him, but his attempt obviously ending in disaster for him. He was used to
taking large steps when he went to punch someone, but taking large steps was
something that he lost the ability to do. He grunted due to the unpleasantness
in his pants. Gray’s eye twitched as his jaw dropped. He didn’t really know
what to say in the matter, so he just stood there watching flame-head suffer.
“Well, that wasn’t very
manly!” Elfman shouted passionately from across the room.
“What the hell does he
think he’s doing?” Macao said with annoyance, “He really shouldn’t put himself
in these situations when… he has that
kind of problem.”
“Uh…” Gray started,
“Are you okay…?” Normally, Gray wouldn’t really care about Natsu’s condition if
they were fighting, but Gray didn’t even hit him yet.
“I’m fine…” he said,
but not very convincingly. His whole body was slightly shaking; that last step
that he took was a huge mistake because his discomfort transformed into pain.
The ice mage got closer
to him, attempting to figure out what was wrong with his cherry-haired rival, “Are
you sick or something?”
“Uh… no…” Natsu had
completely forgotten the lie that he had told Wakaba, Macao, and Romeo. He
sweated a little, “I-I…” he leaned a bit closer to Gray and whispered, “Lucy
got angry at me… and she kicked me there…”
he pointed downwards.
Gray made a painful
face, “Ouch… sorry about that…” he felt a little cheated; Lucy got to beat
Natsu up more than he did today. “I guess she can be as scary as Erza
sometimes!” he joked. The conversation went silent as Natsu tried to fix his
positioning; neither one of them knew what to say, so Gray turned and began to
walk away, “So, I guess this means I win!” a smirk grew across his face.
“WHAT!?” he screamed. There
was no way in hell that Natsu was going to let this be the day that this stupid
ice jerk beat him. Outraged, he moved forward, completely oblivious to his aching
and he grabbed hold of Gray’s pants and ripped them right off.
This made Gray fall
backwards and land on his rear end. He grew flustered with embarrassment, “What’s
your problem asshole!?” Even though he was completely used to being in the
nude, he was normally the one stripping, not someone else snatching clothes
from behind him.
Natsu swung the pants
around in a circle over his head, “This is what you get for being a pervert!”
“You’re the one who
ripped them off me! Plus, what does my clothes have anything to do with this
fight!?” he jumped back up on his feet.
The two continued to
yell at each other as Lucy shook her head at them, “Man, what an idiot.” She said
under her breath.
“Hey, Lu-Chan?” Levy
began, “What’s been up with you and Natsu? I heard your little argument earlier.
Did you guys… do something…?”
Lucy turned to her
friend, raising a brow, “What do you mean?” Then, Levy’s question sunk in,
making her face completely red, “N-n-no! We d-didn’t d-do a-anything like that!
I s-swear!” she shook her head vigorously and waved her hands in the same
“Then, what have you
two been up to?”
Lucy couldn’t answer
that because she knew that Levy would figure out about the underwear exchange
if she gave her the smallest hint, “W-would you look at the time? I promised I
would go help Mira today. S-sorry! I got to go!” she stood up from the table.
She was sweating like a sinner in church. As she started to walk away, part of
her skirt got hooked on a lose nail on the edge of the table, and it begun to
Across the room, Natsu
noticed that Lucy was just about to be revealed to the whole guild. He smiled
wickedly as he turned away from his screaming match with Gray. He started to
point at her, but then Gray grabbed a hold of his belt, and started to pull on
it, forcing Natsu’s pants to start to fall.
Lucy saw Natsu’s
situation and she turned her body to point at him, but this made her skirt
completely rip off, and at the same time, Natsu’s pants fell down. They both
shouted, “YOU LOSE!”
The whole guild went
silent at the sight they saw; Lucy was wearing a pair of red boxers, and Natsu
was wearing a pair of purple stripped panties. Everybody’s jaws dropped and
their eyes widened. The belt slipped through Gray’s hand and it landed on the
floor. Lucy and Natsu were both frozen in place with embarrassment with nervous
smiles stretching across their faces.
eye was twitching.
“Don’t tell me…” Gray
pointed at Natsu’s chest, “that you’re also wearing a bra!?” he yelled.
Natsu’s whole body tensed
as he slowly looked at the ground. Then, he shot himself back up, “WHY IS IT
THAT YOU ARE SO BIG IN SOME PLACES
AND SO TINY IN OTHER SPOTS!?” he
pointed at Lucy’s boobs, then pointed in between her legs.
“HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
THAT’S JUST HOW MY BODY GREW! HOW COME YOU’RE BOXERS ARE SO GOD DAMN LONG? JUST
HOW MUCH ROOM DO YOU NEED?” she yelled back, her face still completely red.
“So,” Happy started, “I
guess it is a tie!” he laughed wildly.
next day was a living hell for both of them. They were both teased all day by
every single guild member- Gajeel even made a song called, “Natsu’s Panties”
which he sung all day. Both Natsu and
Lucy sat at the bar all day with their head slammed against the counter. A
river of tears flew out of Lucy’s eyes, and Natsu’s face was just completely
giggled as she place a plate of meat in front of Natsu and a piece of cake in
front of Lucy, “A bet, huh? So, who is going to give up their underwear?” she
both lifted their heads, “NO ONE!” they shouted in unison.
Carla, and Wendy were sitting near them, watching them suffer, “It wouldn’t
have mattered who won and who lost,” Wendy started, “because the whole guild
would have known that they were wearing each other’s underwear.”
nodded in agreement, “Yup, they’re idiots. If one was discovered, they would
have had to explain to the guild what was going on, revealing both of them.”
took the fish out of his mouth to join the conversation, “But at least the
winner would have gotten some new underwear!”
The Jar (9728 words) by Sineala Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel (Comics), Marvel Adventures: Avengers Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Janet Van Dyne, James “Logan” Howlett, Peter Parker, Ororo Munroe, Bruce Banner, Pepper Potts Additional Tags: Bets & Wagers, Nicknames, Pet Names, Fluff, Team Dynamics, Community: cap_ironman, Cap-Ironman Bingo Summary:
The Avengers are ridiculously competitive people, and what starts out as a silly late-night team discussion quickly becomes a contest: their names. Not the code names – the nicknames. Who can go the longest without using them? They pledge to spend a week not nicknaming each other, and they’ll pay up every time they mess up. This hits Tony the hardest, and not just financially. Tony’s got a lot of nicknames for everyone, but most of all for Steve – and when Tony can’t use the names he’s already got, the names he uses reveal feelings he had no idea he had.
Over people wanting to become vets or vet techs or vet nurses but having no idea what the job is about.
It’s not all cute puppies and kittens. And even when they do come in it will be to jab them with a needle and microchip (best case scenario).
Dealing with lots of pus, maggots and mucous.
Pulling poo out of a German Shepherd’s rectum that has been obstructed there for weeks because he had lost muscle control and the owner’s have only just decided to bring him. And only because they’re sick of cleaning out the watery diarrhea that had been leaking out everywhere.
Explaining the dietary needs of a diabetic cat to a client who insists they’re doing all they can for it. Then they let slip that they give her human junk food as daily treats.
Pulling a rotting, dead calf out of a cow that smells worse than anything I can describe.
Syringe feeding a dog for weeks only to come into work and find her dead just when things were looking up.
Struggling to insert a catheter into the vein of an ancient, dehydrated dog who is having a seizure.
Performing surgery for several hours before having to make the decision to euthanize because sometimes there’s nothing more you can do.
Carelessly picking up the drapes after surgery and spilling clotted blood all over yourself.
Performing a spey on a pregnant dog with viable puppies that then have to be euthanized.
Seeing a palliative patient long after they’ve lost their quality of life because the owner’s just can’t let go.
Caring for a dog with parvo.
Watching a dog die needlessly because the owner’s didn’t seek vet help until it was too late.
Expressing an anal gland and having it squirt onto your face.
Prepping a dog for surgery and having to clean faeces out of its mouth before inserting the ET tube.
If you’re up for all of that and more, only then will I tell you the amazing stories. The things that make us enjoy our job with a passion. The days we can go home feeling exhausted but satisfied knowing that we saved a life, solved a puzzle, made a difference. It takes more than just intelligence, strength (mental and physical) and a strong stomach. But it is worth it.