The Bet by Leslie_Knope

Rating: Mature

Word Count: 8238

“Okay,” Stiles started. He had a monumentally stupid idea, but well, that was kind of his trademark. At least they usually worked out for him. Emphasis on usually. “If I win…you have to go to my ten-year high school reunion next year. As my date.”

Zodiac SQUAD: Gemini, Capricorn, Scorpio & Pisces
  • Pisces, pulling Gemini with them, smiling at her: Come on, stop being annoying and just meet him
  • Gemini, making a face: Is my love life that bad that you gotta introduce me to some random guy?
  • Pisces, dead serious: Yes.
  • Pisces, sees Scorpio and drags Gemini over: Hey Scorpio, hey Cap. Here is the child.
  • Scorpio, chuckles while introducing Capricorn: Capricorn meet Gemini, the child. Gemini, meet Capricorn the stick-up-the-ass.
  • Capricorn, makes a face: I'm not some boring prick, you know-
  • Gemini, complaining: I'm not lonely in the first place why would I even need to date this loser
  • Capricorn, raises an eyebrow: Loser? Wanna bet on it? Let's go to the arcade, if you win against me in a first-person shooter game, I'll buy everyone something to eat.
  • Gemini, raises a eyebrow: And if I lose?
  • Capricorn, smirks: You gotta go to class tomorrow as Aruther.
  • Gemini, nods and shakes Capricorn's hand: Bet.

ok but imagine this:

Simon rambles on some geeky shit and at some point Jace just approaches him and kisses him on his lips

meanwhile Alec, who’s witnessing it (as well as the whole institute) silently takes 20 bucks out of his pocket and gives to grinning Magnus

then turns his head, looks at Izzy and gives her 20 bucks too

Did I do it right Dean?

Kevin: I put the ace in irreplaceable.

Charlie: I put the top in unstoppable.

Sam: I put the hot in photogenic.

Dean: I put the cute in execute.

Cas: I put the D in Dean.

Charlie:

Sam:

Dean:

Cas: Did I do it right Dean?

Dean: Ca-

Kevin: DAMMIT!

Dean: *confused*

Sam: You can pay me that $20 anytime, buddy.

Charlie: And Sam you owe me $15, told ya Cas tops.

Cas:

Dean: …fuck me.

Cas: Now or-

Sam: *dies laughing*

Dean: SAMMY!

Billy: Welp, time to make it impossible for him to come back.

Dean: Bring him Back!

Billy: No.

Dean: NOW!

Billy: Who tops?

Dean: Why does that-

Charlie: Cas does.

Billy: *sighs* Only ‘cause he owes me money.

Dean: ANYONE ELSE MAKE ANY BETS I SHOULD NOW BE AWARE OF?!

Charlie:

Kevin:

Billy:

Cas:

Bobby: *comes down from Heaven* I wasn’t gonna bring it up but-

Dean: Wha- Who did you make the deal with?

Bobby:

Dean:

Bobby: Sam.

Dean: About???

Bobby: I didn’t make the deal with you, you don’t need to know.

Billy: *Brings Sam back*

Bobby: Sam, money.

Sam: I know I made the deal with you but, come on Bobby, what do you even need money for in heaven?

Bobby: *shrugs* I don’t know, but what do you need it for?

Sam: Uh, food.

Bobby: What? Did your fake credit card expire?

Cas: I’m sorry Dean.

Dean: Cas, I-it’s fine.

Charlie: Yeah, I’m sure you’ll find a way to pay him back later *winks*.

Dean:

Cas:

Bobby:

Kevin:

Billy:

Sam: …She’s not wrong. We all know it’s true.

Cas:

Dean:

Kevin:

Bobby:

Billy:

Dean: I need alcohol.

30.

“Well if you weren’t so damn reckless,” Steve yelled.

“If you didn’t have such a flagpole up your ass,” Bucky snarled back, fists clenching.

“Ooh,” an amused voice said, “now kiss.”

Barton was leaning against the wall with his arms folded, a smirk on his face. The Widow was reclining on the couch, and Tony was doing his best innocent face from the kitchen counter.

“Legolas - ” he said, before Steve cut across him.

“Excuse me?”

“Best way to end an argument.”

Bucky arched an eyebrow, amused at the appalled expression on Steve’s face as much as anything.

“How much?” he said, and Barton’s smirk spread into the bright grin that yeah, Bucky’d noticed.

“Even hundred.”

Bucky tipped his head, considering.

“Sixty-forty?”

Barton’s blue eyes tracked downward lazily, and Bucky folded his arms, cocked a hip.

“I’m good with fifty-fifty,” Barton returned.

“Specific wording?” Bucky asked. Steve was looking as confused as all hell, Tony was looking increasingly pissed, and Natasha was laughing softly with a hand over her eyes.

“Clint…”

“Helpfully vague,” Barton told him, and Bucky grinned.

“Great,” he said. “Fight’s over,” he tossed over his shoulder as he strode across the room, plastering himself against Barton’s frankly amazing body.

“Seriously, Steve,” Tony whined, as Barton bit down on Bucky’s lip, “you couldn’t have punched him?”

Aries & Virgo
  • Virgo, in a staring contest with Aries: Your gonna lose.
  • Aries, wide-eyed, trying to make Virgo blink: Never. I have $2 riding on this, and I want to buy some fries.
  • Virgo, scoffs: You know fast food is not good for you.
  • Aries:
  • Virgo:
  • Aries: Look, just because you have a strange addiction to freshly clean laundry and My Little Pony merch doesn't mean I'm gonna go over board with my love of french fries and pizza.
The Bet

Pairing: Jungkook/Jimin
Author: jonghyunslisterine
Rating: PG15
Genre: College AU, Fluff and Angst, Angst With A Happy Ending, Pining, Humour, Romantic Comedy
Summary: Where Jeon Jungkook makes a bet that he can get the notoriously single Park Jimin to sleep with him by the end of the semester.

Needless to say, things don’t go exactly as planned.

Admin Notes: it’s been a long ride. ive followed this fic from the start and it never once disappointed. the characterization is so real and the writing flows incredibly smoothly. i couldnt help but feel drawn to how every character was portrayed and i seriously got so attached to them.. i teared up when it ended. it was honestly just a blessing to read. please give this a go if you havent already

Link: AO3

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- admin nissi

Betting on Scorose
  • James: Hey! Who wants to bet on when Scorose is going to finally be a thing? $20 knuts says next Christmas.
  • Albus: $30 that they won't get together until I force them into a room to resolve their sexual tension.
  • Lily: $10 to say that they will be together by next week.
  • Roxanne: $40 says they've already kissed and on Rose's birthday.
  • Hugo: $45 He'll ask her out when Dads in the room.
  • Ron: All the money I got on my first year at Hogwarts train trip to bet that this won't ever happen.
  • Rose: $100 Galleons to say that we already are.

Floyd ‘Money’ Mayweather bets $15m on Denver Broncos to win Super Bowl

Mayweather, a prolific gambler, has reportedly plonked almost $15 million on the Broncos to salute in American football’s biggest game, to be played on Monday (EDT) against the Seattle Seahawks.

The Vegas Gambling Steam Twitter feed revealed Mayweather had slapped the monumental AU$11.86 million wager on the Broncos to beat the Seattle Seahawks by more than two points.

Other reports have Mayweather also betting $2.96 million on the Broncos to be leading at half-time.

The bets are so enormous that they will likely have affected betting lines at some agencies.

As no betting company would be stupid enough to take the bets on their own, Mayweather reportedly used seven different agencies and four offshore accounts in order to make his giant gambles possible.

It’s not the first time Mayweather has bet big on sport.

Last year he threw down $220,000 in order to win $200,000 on college football team Texas A&M leading by more than 17 points at half-time against Southern Methodist.