Cristianoooo! Ya Alaaaahhhh! Qué golazo del merengue! What a goal from the commander! My goodness Cristiano, my goodness! What is that?! Where did you learn that?! How did you score that, you absolute genius of sports?! What a rocket from the Madeira-man! I can’t believe this! 10…not even 20 goalkeepers could have saved this one! This boy is beyond incredible! I don’t have any words to describe him anymore! A goal no one else could score, not even in his dreams! A world class goal, from the best in the world. A screamer from the new king of the world, and here’s why it’s him who won the Ballon d'Or. Oh dear Lord…Cristiano you’re a genius!
Arabic commentator literally losing his mind over Cristiano’s rocket goal vs. Betis Sevilla [18/1/2014]