beti no. 1

Cristianoooo! Ya Alaaaahhhh! Qué golazo del merengue! What a goal from the commander! My goodness Cristiano, my goodness! What is that?! Where did you learn that?! How did you score that, you absolute genius of sports?! What a rocket from the Madeira-man! I can’t believe this! 10…not even 20 goalkeepers could have saved this one! This boy is beyond incredible! I don’t have any words to describe him anymore! A goal no one else could score, not even in his dreams! A world class goal, from the best in the world. A screamer from the new king of the world, and here’s why it’s him who won the Ballon d'Or. Oh dear Lord…Cristiano you’re a genius!
—  Arabic commentator literally losing his mind over Cristiano’s rocket goal vs. Betis Sevilla [18/1/2014]
The best of Messi's 400 goals for FC Barcelona
  • 01 May 2005: Barcelona 2-0 Albacete - Messi scores his first Barcelona goal and becomes the youngest player ever to do so for the club in a league game
  • 02 November 2005: Barcelona 5-0 Panathinikos - Messi scores his first Champions League goal
  • 10 March 2007: Barcelona 3-3 Real Madrid - His first hat-trick for Barcelona as Messi scores all three in the Clasico
  • 18 April 2007: Barcelona 5-2 Getafe - Messi scores a carbon copy of Diego Maradona’s ‘Goal of the Century’
  • 22 October 2008: Basel 0-5 Barcelona - Scores his 50th goal for Barcelona
  • 27 May 2009: Barcelona 2-0 Man United - Messi’s header seals the Champions League trophy in the final
  • 16 January 2010: Barcelona 4-0 Sevilla - Messi scores two to take him past the 100-mark for Barcelona
  • 06 April 2010: Barcelona 4-1 Arsenal - Messi’s first Champions League hat-trick as he scores all four against Arsenal
  • 27 April 2011: Real Madrid 0-2 Barcelona - Scores two in a Champions League semi-final at the Santiago Bernabeu
  • 28 May 2011: Barcelona 3-1 Man United - Another Champions League final, another goal, another medal
  • 01 November 2011: Plzen 0-4 Barcelona - Scores another hat-trick to take him past 200 goals for Barcelona
  • 07 March 2012: Barcelona 7-1 Leverkusen - Messi becomes the first player to score five goals in a Champions League game
  • 20 March 2012: Barcelona 5-3 Granada - Scores a hat-trick to become Barcelona’s all-time La Liga top goalscorer
  • 02 May 2012: Barcelona 4-1 Malaga - Scores three to beat Gerd Muller’s record of 67 goals in a single season. He finishes on 73
  • 05 May 2012: Barcelona 4-0 Espanyol - Scores all four goals to reach 250 for Barcelona
  • 09 December 2012: Betis 1-2 Barcelona - Scores two to surpass Gerd Muller’s record of 85 goals in a calendar year for club and country
  • 22 December 2012: Valladolid 1-3 Barcelona - Scores his 91st goal of the year to set a new record of goals in a calendar year for club and country
  • 27 January 2013: Barcelona 5-1 Osasuna - Scores four to take himself past the 200 goals mark in La Liga
  • 16 February 2013: Granada 1-2 Barcelona - Scores both in an away win to take him past 300 goals for Barcelona
  • 05 April 2014: Barcelona 3-1 Betis - Scores two more to break the 350-goal barrier for Barcelona
  • 27 September 2014: Barcelona 6-0 Granada - Messi scores his 400th and 401st goals for club and country
  • 22 November 2014: Barcelona 5-1 Sevilla - Messi scores three to become La Liga’s all-time leading goalscorer
  • 25 November 2014: APOEL 0-4 Barcelona - Fires in yet another hat-trick to beat Cristiano Ronaldo to Raul’s Champions League goals record
  • 8 March 2015: Barcelona 6-1 Rayo Vallecano - Messi goes past 40 goals in a season for the sixth successive season with a treble against Vallecano
  • 18 April 2015: Barcelona 2-0 Valencia - With the final kick of the game, Messi reaches his milestone of 400 goals

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