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the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

does anyone else have like a go-to phrase that causes straight dudes to lose their collective shit (in as safe a way as possible)? personally i quite like “donnie darko makes no sense” or “ke$ha is better than the beatles” tumblr served me well on those ones


Stanchez Appreciation Week Day 2: Adventures in the Multiverse

I chose all my favorite AU’s for this one : D Technically they are all canon since Multiverse Theory.

Cryptid and Kill Bill AU- @stanchez-sloppy-seconds

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas AU- @engelen and @heckpuppy 

(I dunno if they came up with it. Lots of people drew it and they are the first that comes in the search)

Modern Magic AU- Me

The others are either, I have no idea who came up with them or it was a generic/collective au everyone ever had a part in : D

yes but consider this for your otp:

  • being reunited after surviving the zombie apocalypse unknowing if the other was alive or dead AU
  • rescuing their partner from a recon mission gone wrong AU
  • drama school rivals being cast as romantic opposites because they have “crazy sexual tension” according to their director AU
  • “are we both robbing the same house oh fuck” AU
  • growing up together in a rough neighbourhood AU
  • mutual friends always dragged to the same inane barbecues AU