beth looks like a dude

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Well, I’m Hunter. I just moved here. Maybe you’d be interested in hanging out with a new guy sometime?

Everyone is different. No two people are the same.
Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds.
Some people are very tall and merciless. Quincy is destroying San Antonio.
Some people wears glasses. Beth looks like a dude.
Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.
Some people have braces. Some people have headgear. Fran could play linebacker for The Raiders.
Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has.
Some people have a Southern accent, and those are hot. Trisha is a severe hottie.
Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary’s legs are being digested.


EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT, NO TWO PEOPLE ARE NOT ON FIRE.

—  Stingray’s Childrens Book