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A Twisted Surprise

Genre: Fluff/humor 

Word count: 1,200 

Warnings: Pretty standard swearing. 

Disclaimer: The following is a completely and utterly fictitious account of an imaginary situation for recreational use only. Not intended as a substitute for imagining others complexly. Please idolize responsibly. 

Summary: It’s all fun and games until someone’s honor is on the line.

“Phiiiiil,” Dan whined, his muscles trembling from being held in the same position for so long. “Your butt is touching my butt!”

“Shut up!” Phil giggled, making no effort to change his position on the mat. “I can’t help it! I almost fell over twice already.”

“You could’ve stepped on the other yellow, y’know,” Dan complained.

“Left hand blue!” Jack Howard called.

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It’s A Wonderful Life | [10,913] | T | kitsunequeen

“You’ve been given a great gift, Derek. A chance to see what the world would be like without you.”

In which Derek wishes he were never born, Stiles is an angel who sets out to show him just how terrible that would be, and things turn out better than anyone could’ve expected.

“Yeah,” he says, rolling his eyes. “You’re right, Stiles. Maybe it’d just be better if I was never born at all.”

“Hmm,” Stiles says. “Huh.” He starts talking to the ceiling again, and Derek’s seriously beginning to wonder if this guy escaped from Eichen. “You think that would work? Hmm. Yeah, I getcha. Alright.” He looks back at Derek. “You’ve got your wish.”

“What?”

“You’ve never been born.“

“You’re crazy,” Derek huffs. “Absolutely out of your mind.”

“The jury’s still out on that one,” Stiles says, shrugging. “But I suggest you take a quick look in the mirror.”

Derek’s reluctant to look away from a potential hunter, but what he sees when he glances over is enough to make him full-on turn his back to the man. He staggers forward and grabs at the sink, using it to hold himself up.

His eyes are glowing gold.

Not red. Not even blue.

Gold.