A Twisted Surprise
Word count: 1,200
Warnings: Pretty standard swearing.
Disclaimer: The following is a completely and utterly fictitious account of an imaginary situation for recreational use only. Not intended as a substitute for imagining others complexly. Please idolize responsibly.
Summary: It’s all fun and games until someone’s honor is on the line.
“Phiiiiil,” Dan whined, his muscles trembling from being held in the same position for so long. “Your butt is touching my butt!”
“Shut up!” Phil giggled, making no effort to change his position on the mat. “I can’t help it! I almost fell over twice already.”
“You could’ve stepped on the other yellow, y’know,” Dan complained.
“Left hand blue!” Jack Howard called.