bet-they-banged

Fixing things around the Haus was never really about the dibs for Dex. But, all the same, in the back of his mind he was still relying on his efforts in that department to secure him housing for his junior year at Samwell.

Which is why he’s a little surprised at himself for the sinking feeling in his gut when he’s officially offered a spot.

“Oh,” he replies dumbly.

Lardo blinks at him, clearly startled by his lack of enthusiasm, her hand still held out between them waiting for him to reach out and seal the deal.

Dex shakes his head and reaches his own hand out belatedly. Only to have Lardo pull back. “Bro. I’m not gonna give it to you if you don’t really want it.”

“No, no, I do! I promise I do. I’m sorry, I just thought…”

He thought that he’d be getting either Ransom or Holster’s dibs. And that Nursey would be getting the other’s. And, despite the fact that Dex has been dreading the very idea of that for the entire school year, he feels off kilter and lost now trying to imagine a scenario in which he lives at the Haus without Nursey constantly underfoot.

Even these past two years of living in the dorms, Nursey still always somehow manages to end up at the Haus whenever Dex does, stealing the last slice of pie while verbally needling at sore spots he knows well enough will get a rise out of his fellow D-man.

It seemed pointless to even hope that getting dibs wouldn’t somehow include Nursey at his side, and so Dex never bothered to factor in the possibility. He resigned himself to his fate. And now, presented with an alternative, he has no idea what to think.

“Do you, uh,” he clears his throat, watching Lardo’s eyes narrow at him, assessing. “Do you know who Rans and Holster are giving theirs to?”

“They’re giving them to Nursey, bro.”

“Right. But to Nursey and…?

“Just Nursey.” She shrugs. “Those bunkbeds don’t even have a ladder anymore, so we figured we’d turn the attic back into a single for now. And we thought we’d do you all a solid by making sure the SMH didn’t lose it’s next best D-man pair due to mutual homicide within the first week of preseason by making you shack up together. We’ve all seen how you two handle sharing a hotel room on roadies.”

To be fair, how they handle it nowadays is wildly different from the roughhousing mess of their first semester at Samwell. But apparently no one’s noticed that.

Dex goes abruptly still as a thought occurs to him that feels like a bucket of ice water over his head. “Wait. Was this Nurse’s idea?”

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anonymous asked:

I'm back and your feelings about colors added a year to my life I would read a zine, a novel, a monthly publication of you discussing different colors 10/10 didn't think my art crush on you could grow any bigger yet here I stand, punished for my hubris, delighted, please, if you will, discuss: ultramarine (french or standard), spring green, confectionary pink, silver, and the natural cream color of unbleached bone

thanks i’m glad ppl like my weird feelings on colours - as per ur request:

ultramarine (french): bougie.

ultramarine (standard): frigid. quiet. deep aches, seek chiropractor, seek counsel, seek some variation of priest.

spring green: i have literally never watched skins but i once saw a screencap of a character saying something like “i bet she bangs like a fairy on acid” and honestly thats the first thing that occurs to me with this one

confectionary pink: canker sores, root canals. migraines that gravitate behind the eyes. incessant talking, fingers click-click-clacking on tabletops, untrustworthy but pretty.

silver: melancholy but she will tell the truth.

unbleached bone: here is home.

Explosions - Arthur Shelby

Request: Hey can you do a quick fic arthur x reader fic where some of tommys enemies know that that one building is going to explode and they kidnap the reader and put you in their and the next day arthur hears that you are stuck in there and he goes crazy looking for you and he finds you super hurt but alive and fluff????? Pleeewaaaasee 

Request: Here’s an idea for a fic when there was that huge explosion some of the Shelby’s enemies found out ahead of time and kidnapped you and stuck you in the building and then when the Shelbys found out it was too late but Arthur finds you barely alive in the building and he saves you?? Please and thank you veryy muchh! 

Explosions - Arthur Shelby

It was race day. That was all you remembered. That it was race day and Thomas Shelby, the brother of your boss, had told you to tend to the Garrison while they were off at the tracks. You agreed, unsure what would’ve happened if you hadn’t agreed. No doubt you would have refused only to feel bad that Arthur wasn’t making money on his most important day of the week and agreed to do it.  

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Hey little sis pt 4

A/N: I know this series has been a bit all over the place, I had to rush the previous two parts due to timing and all, HOWEVER this part wasn’t rushed and came out pretty good. I’m probably going to write a lot tonight so give me suggestions/request/letter request!!! 

part 3

Originally posted by lexarakoon

 It was starting the get late, you’d spent the majority of your day with your family, and it was finally time to be by yourself. You lie on your bed and reach of the phone, think that you should probably inform the bunker what was going on. 

 Hitting On Deans contact number, you put the phone on speaker. After about 3 rings dean picks up. “What the hell is going on!?” Is the ever so lovely words your greeted with. “Dean. I’m home Well my heavenly home however it’s not in heaven and family is here not all of corse because they wouldn’t all fit but my big brothers you know, Gabriel Raphael Micheal and lucifer” you replied. Only after you spoke, you realised you hadn’t taken a breath. “…” There was no reply. Just silence. “Are you okay though?” Finally he said something. “Yeah, it’s really nice actually, you should come over with sam and meet everyone” “seems fu-" 

 CRASH!! Four Archangels suddenly come falling into your room landing on top of one another. "Were you listening in???” You asked, trying every so hard to be calm. However without a reply Gabriel walks over to your phone, picks it up, and yells “HELLO MOTHERFLUFFER!!” “Gabe!!!” You scream back “What are you guys doing!!!??” You ask leaving all your calm behind. “Well you haven’t really told anyone what your relationship with the Winchesters are; we were just, curious” Raphael calmly replies. “That and me and Gabe are betting that you banging Dean, and the other two bet it’s sam.” Lucifer adds. Speech less. That’s what you were. “For starters I’m not banging anyone. Second they’re more like family than whatever you were thinking of” you clearly stated. 

 After agreeing to have a movie marathon with the boys tonight, (as they still don’t entirely like the whole sleep regime) they left. It was only at this point you realised that Dean was still on the other end of the phone. Embarrassing you sleek up “did you?” “Yes, all of it..” he replied knowing exactly what you were asking about. “you know I’ve got to be off then” you spoke softly, “I’ll catch up with you later though, tell Sam I miss him, and tell cas to call me” “okay, goodnight then” “night night Dean” you sighed, as you hung up, annoyed about the time being cut short allowing you both no time to really catch up. You got up from your bed and headed to the living room with a pillow and blanket. Making sure to make coffee on your way there. It was going to be a long night…

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hi i spent my entire afternoon browsing through your au prompts and saving pretty much all of them for future reference. i thought it was only fair i gave something back as a thank you, so i wrote some lists. i hope they’re helpful! i’ll write them all in here but feel free to make separate posts for them or let me know and i’ll write them separately

EXPECTANT PARENTS AUS

  • “i’m due in two weeks and we don’t have a single diaper i know it’s 3am but i need to get everything we need because no, we can’t keep a baby in the dog bed”
  • “hi i know you’re across the world in a business trip but our surrogate went into labor a week early so long story short you’re coming home to a baby i can’t do this alone get your ass in a plane”
  • “we’re at the er in the middle of the night wearing pajamas and scared as hell because our baby hasn’t moved in days oh the baby is just asleep? okay sorry broke your pen i’m just a really worried parent to be”
  • “i know it’s a weird craving but i want pickles ice cream i don’t care where you find it just GET IT also put bananas on it and chocolate chips”
  • “yes it is too early to install a car seat i’m only ten weeks pregnant”
  • “i’ve read seventeen books about pregnancy and i’m constantly worried about every single thing every book warned about but also trying to remain calm”
  • “i used to drink five cups of coffee before i got pregnant and now i’m going through withdrawal and i’ll slice your head in three if you give me that decaf crap again this is all your fault”
  • “hey honey you’re home i spent the last eight hours watching birth videos and i know i’m eight months pregnant but i changed my mind i’m not doing that birth thing no way”

PARENTS WITH NEWBORNS AUS

  • “i know you hate my mom but i touched our newborn’s soft spot and it freaked me out so she’s moving in until the kid can walk and talk get used to it”
  • “i had no idea something so tiny could poop so much and oh shit, you have poop on your cheek and jesus christ how did it end up on my knee”
  • “you need to stop holding your child like it’s a time bomb whAT ARE YOU DOING SUPPORT THE NECK YOU DIMWIT”
  • “we went a overboard on the newborn clothes but our child was born too big for them and now we have nothing that fits them”
  • “we’re so sleep deprived we bathed, changed and fed our child’s teddy bear while it slept soundly for the first time in almost a month”
  • “our pediatritian fired us after calling them at 2am claiming our child had measles when it was just a diaper rash”
  • “you saw me napping with our newborn in my arms and started yelling about safety and how i could crash them in my sleep now the baby is crying and i’m crying and we both feel like terrible parents/partners”
  • “i caught you staring at our baby’s crib like they’re the love of your like and making sure they slept soundly now we’re both cuddling on the floor beside the crib looking at the beautiful little thing we made”
  • “we both have hundreds of videos of our newborn making accidental spit bubbles and no one cares but we’ll show it to literally everyone”
  • “i know they’re only ten days old but we need to look into good preschools already i’m serious”
  • “i left you alone with the baby for four hours and you dressed them in formal wear while you wear only a tshirt and underwear what HAPPENED here”

POLITICS AU

  • “you’re a really unpopular senator and i’m a journalist determined to make your life hell but fuck you’re cute when you stutter and did i said that out loud?”
  • “you’re the only barista at the coffee shop near my office that is working at 6am so you get to hear my undercaffeinated ranting about how much politics suck and oh shit sorry yes i am your governor i should not have said that”
  • “i’m the new governor’s bodyguard and holy shit no one told me they’re smoking hot”
  • “i’m the first openly gay president and all the republicans are Losing It including my parents-in-law which are the ones making this even more awkward by going on tv saying i corrupted their daughter/son”
  • “i’m a secret service agent having an illicit affair with the president of the united states i deserve another shot even if i’m saying these things to the entire bar”
  • “we’re both running for the same government position and things become so heated between us during debates people are starting to bet on when we’re gonna bang”
  • “we’re old buddies from law school and i helped you with your campaign and we fell in love but you’re married and about to become president wtf we do”
  • the good wife au
  • scandal au
  • “i think it’s really cute you come to the bookstore to work on your campaigning but shouldn’t you have a staff for that oh yes i can help”
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Originally posted by korean-hip-hop

  • a line from @sugodemic-remade’s “well this is awkward ; prompt” list

“I cut my own bangs today and I think we should preemptively break up.” You muttered loudly, leaning against the varnished wood of your bathroom door. You locked the door and waited for a response from your boyfriend, who was waiting on the other side.

“Baby baby baby,” you heard Juno’s chuckle through the door, a cough trying to disguise his laughter after hearing your silence. “What are you talking about?” He tried turning the doorknob but it refused to budge. “Why did you lock the door? (y/n), what’s wrong?”

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Words Hurt

Requested by Anon

Trigger Warnings: Fat shamming, self esteem issues 

The old saying that sticks and stones may break my bones, but words could never hurt me was a total lie. Words could hurt and break you worse then sticks and stones. At last broken bones and bruises heal.

The damage words cause, stay with you forever. My dad broke me at an early age. “Fat ugly cow! No man will ever want you!” “God you’re disgusting! Why can’t you be thin like you’re sister?” 

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anonymous asked:

AWw I love your texts! <3 Could you do MikaSasha, where Mikasa is depressed because she's gotten into a serious argument with Eren/whoever, and she tries to make herself feel better by taking care of Sasha (by asking her if she's hungry / bringing her food / something like that). Sasha, of course, is delighted and going to take full advantage of this, but she's also going to take care of Mikasa and find out what's really going on.

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Sehun - Bets

warning: mature content (smut)

masterlist // get to know me

“I bet we’d be having it a minute after New Year’s, jagi.” Sehun said, boastfully.

“Sure, Sehun.” You told him, rolling your eyes.

     It was days from New Year’s Eve and Sehun was betting that you’d already be banging each other the minute after it. You laughed at his bet, knowing it’d take a lot of effort from Sehun to tease you since you would be so sleepy, but Sehun was persistent and liked winning games. Making him lose this bet would be nearly impossible.

     Fireworks light up the night sky as the clock strikes twelve and everyone’s date on their phone changes to January 1, 2016. You looked to Sehun who was by your side, hugging you. You placed your hand on Sehun’s cheek and leaned in to kiss him. Sehun immediately kissed back, biting and running his tongue along your lip. He placed one hand on your waist while the other held the back of your head carefully. Sehun pulled away from the kiss and placed a kiss on your forehead.

“I love you, ___.” He said, looking deeply into your eyes, searching if you felt the way he did about you.

“I love you, Sehun.” You promised him, smiling as he was right beside you, holding you.

     Sehun softly kissed you, enjoying every bit of love you shared. You moan as he moves to your neck, leaving evident love bites that he’ll make sure is known to the entire world. For a moment, Sehun stopped as he heard your moan.

“What’s wrong, Sehu-”

     Before you could finish your question, he strongly kisses you. You could tell Sehun was turned on by your moan as he pressed his length to your front. He grunts at the friction, wanting more. Sehun picks you up, wrapping your legs around his waist as he bring you to your bedroom.

     Without letting go of the kiss, Sehun managed to remove both of your clothes, allowing you to wrap your arms around his neck as he unclasps your bra. All clothes forgotten on the ground, he left trails of kisses from your lips to your neck to your breast. Sehun gently grabs hold of your left boob, slowly massaging it as he sucks your right nipple. Moans left your lips while you pulled his hair. Sehun continued to move downwards. Soon, he was in between your legs.

     Sehun left ghostly kisses on your inner thighs, inching closer to your core. You pull his hair, unable to last a second longer without his touch. He smirked as he pressed a finger in your clit, feeling how wet you were.

“Jagiya, what is this? How did you get so wet?” Sehun teased, dragging his finger up and down your clit.

“Se- Sehunnie… Don’t play with me.” You begged, yearning for his lips and fingers.

     At your request, Sehun kissed your heat. His tongue swirled around, tasting you. He circled hid fingers around your core, earning moans from you.

“I- I’m about to come.” You struggle to tell him as the familiard feeling built up.

     Sehun removed his fingerd and lips from you and props his hands on either side of you. You groan as you lose your chance to get off your high, making you more frustrated. You pull him down and kissed him. Holding his neck, you pull him in closer. When he got distracted, you flipped him.

     Sehun stared at you as you were on top of him. Hunger burned in his eyes as you settled yourself on top of him.

“Sorry, babe. You were just taking too long.” You tell him, leaving a quick kiss on his lips.

     Slowly, you push yourself down on Sehun. Pleasure washed over your body as you rode him. Sehun thrusted also, making more friction which resulted to more moaning. For the first time in a while, you heard Sehun moan your name. His voice was deep and raspy, making you more turned on. You started to roughly thrust, bringing you both closer to climax.

“___… Jagiya, I love you.”

     When those words left Sehun’s mouth, your head rolled back and your eyes shut as you came. Before your climax ended, you told Sehun something that brought him to his release.

“I love you so fucking much, Sehun.”

Sehun moaned through his climax, tightly holding on to your waist as you continued to ride through it. When you both came down from climax, Sehun pulled out from you. You collapse to Sehun’s side and cuddled. He wrapped his stromg arms around you, making you feel safe and at home. You were about to fall asleep when Sehun said.

“Jagiya, I won the bet. You owe me something.”

POLITICS AU

submitted by @sassymajesty

  • “you’re a really unpopular senator and i’m a journalist determined to make your life hell but fuck you’re cute when you stutter and did i said that out loud?”
  • “you’re the only barista at the coffee shop near my office that is working at 6am so you get to hear my undercaffeinated ranting about how much politics suck and oh shit sorry yes i am your governor i should not have said that”
  • “i’m the new governor’s bodyguard and holy shit no one told me they’re smoking hot”
  • “i’m the first openly gay president and all the republicans are Losing It including my parents-in-law which are the ones making this even more awkward by going on tv saying i corrupted their daughter/son”
  • “i’m a secret service agent having an illicit affair with the president of the united states i deserve another shot even if i’m saying these things to the entire bar”
  • “we’re both running for the same government position and things become so heated between us during debates people are starting to bet on when we’re gonna bang”
  • “we’re old buddies from law school and i helped you with your campaign and we fell in love but you’re married and about to become president wtf we do”
  • the good wife au
  • scandal au
  • “i think it’s really cute you come to the bookstore to work on your campaigning but shouldn’t you have a staff for that oh yes i can help”