Summary: When there’s sexual tension between you and your potential boyfriend, You come up with a reckless plan to deter an awkward hookup. Finding a fuck buddy. The thing about reckless plans though, they’re bound to backfire badly. Hopefully you can come back from this. (Mark x Reader, Bambam x Reader )
Warnings: Piercings , Boys who Dab, Underage alcohol use
Written by: Smutty Jaefairy
A/N: Here’s some Mark and Bambam (No dabbing, sadly) smut and drama. This was fun to write. The title is a song from Tegan and Sara’s So Jealous album. I listened to it on repeat while doing this, give it a try if you like breakup music. I hope you guys enjoy it :’)
ironic - alanis morissette / i don’t give a fuck - boss / please please please let me get what i want - the smiths / fuck you - lily allen / you oughta know - alanis morissette / fuck you - cee lo green / salt - bad suns / bulletproof - la roux / i know it’s over - the smiths / so what - pink / i know it’s over - steven universe soundtrack / i’m not your toy - la roux / somebody that i used to know (feat. kimbra) - gotye / i don’t need a man - the pussycat dolls / tonight i’m getting over you - carly rae jepsen / bad girls - m.i.a. / i kissed a girl - katy perry / tainted love - soft cell / we r who we r - kesha / problem - ariana grande / go screw yourself (gsy) - avery / i was a fool - tegan and sara / now i’m all messed up - tegan and sara / i bet it stung - tegan and sara / proud - tegan and sara / stronger than you - steven universe soundtrack
I never had a father. I made up, like, fifteen versions of one – a college professor who would read to me, a plumber who snuck me into movies. Like, three doctors, one who would take me to feed the ducks in Boston Commons. I want to cry when I think about it, and I made it up. I wanted one so badly. Alex, you have a father.
I know, and he’s a dirtbag. And I didn’t make that up. Just discharge him.
pirates, jenny owen youngs / sister, kate nash / coffee, sylvan esso / you’re the best, wet / trouble, halsey / your lips are red, st. vincent / i bet it stung, tegan and sara / make it up, the blow / one second + i take all the blame, tegan and sara / mermaid blue, kate nash / numb, soak / boxer, lovers / leif erikson, lotte kestner / the happy ones, beatrice eli
What are the best Tegan and Sara songs to listen to when you've got a broken heart and just wanna sulk? Thank you and I hope you have a great night/day!
Breakup Tegan and Sara songs you say?
Speak Slow (Lyrically it’s breakup, but the sound is very upbeat)
Fix You Up
I Can’t Take It
I Bet It Stung
I Take All The Blame
Knife Going In
Now I’m All Messed Up
How Come You Don’t Want Me Now
I Couldn’t Be Your Friend
Relief Next To Me
Burn Your Life Down
Dark Come Soon
Are You Ten Years Ago (Lyrically it just slays and makes me cry every time I listen to it)
Where Does The Good Go
Call It Off
I Run Empty (Heartthrob bonus track)
You Went Away
I think that those are pretty good songs, there are obviously others that people will say are great for break ups, but you could just listen to The Con album on repeat if you just want to cry in your room for hours. That album has a very sad feel to each song except for Back In Your Head.
I’m working on other one shots for this and other AUs so keep posted or send me an ask if you have anything you wanna see.
Warnings: Violence, puns and sexual references.
The Death Stalker writhed beneath her as Yang fired punch after blazing punch at the stinger until she felt it loosen. The ice surrounding the beast began to crack but it wouldn’t be alive for much longer. With a roar Yang ripped the stinger off and dropped in onto the hard exoskeleton, leaving it lodged there as she called out to her girlfriend.