bet it stung

The Signs as Tegan and Sara

*songs from So Jealous / the Con / Sainthood*

Aries: Take Me Anywhere/ Knife Going In/ The Cure

Taurus: I Won’t Be Left/ Soil, Soil/ Paperback Head

Gemini: We Didn’t Do It/ Relief Next To Me/ Red Belt

Cancer: I Know I Know I Know/ Like O Like H/ Alligator

Leo: Downtown/ Are You Ten Years Ago/ Don’t Rush

Virgo: Fix You Up/ Floorplan/ Sentimental Tune

Libra: Speak Slow/ I Was Married/ Arrow

Scorpio: You Wouldn’t Like Me/ Back Into Your Head/ Northshore

Sagittarius: Walking with a Ghost/ The Con/ Wrists

Capricorn: Wake Up Exhausted/ Burn Your Life Down/ On Directing

Aquarius: I Bet It Stung/ Nineteen/ Hell

Pisces: Where Does The Good Go?/ Dark Come Soon/ Light Up


I Bet It Stung (M)

Originally posted by jackandjael

Genre: Smut/Angst

Summary: When there’s sexual tension between you and your potential boyfriend, You come up with a reckless plan to deter an awkward hookup. Finding a fuck buddy. The thing about reckless plans though, they’re bound to backfire badly. Hopefully you can come back from this. (Mark x Reader, Bambam x Reader )

Warnings: Piercings , Boys who Dab, Underage alcohol use

Word count: 9,684

Written by: Smutty Jaefairy

A/N: Here’s some Mark and Bambam (No dabbing, sadly)  smut and drama. This was fun to write. The title is  a song from Tegan and Sara’s So Jealous album. I  listened to it on repeat while doing this, give it a try if you like breakup music. I hope you guys enjoy it :’)

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the johnlock choler - a playlist for january 16th 

ironic - alanis morissette / i don’t give a fuck - boss / please please please let me get what i want - the smiths / fuck you - lily allen / you oughta know - alanis morissette / fuck you - cee lo green / salt - bad suns / bulletproof - la roux / i know it’s over - the smiths / so what - pink / i know it’s over - steven universe soundtrack / i’m not your toy - la roux / somebody that i used to know (feat. kimbra) - gotye / i don’t need a man - the pussycat dolls / tonight i’m getting over you - carly rae jepsen / bad girls - m.i.a. / i kissed a girl - katy perry / tainted love - soft cell / we r who we r - kesha / problem - ariana grande / go screw yourself (gsy) - avery / i was a fool - tegan and sara / now i’m all messed up - tegan and sara / i bet it stung - tegan and sara / proud - tegan and sara / stronger than you - steven universe soundtrack


ALEX AND JO IN EVERY EPISODE || I Bet It Stung (10x05)

Say it.

I never had a father. I made up, like, fifteen versions of one – a college professor who would read to me, a plumber who snuck me into movies. Like, three doctors, one who would take me to feed the ducks in Boston Commons. I want to cry when I think about it, and I made it up. I wanted one so badly. Alex, you have a father.

I know, and he’s a dirtbag. And I didn’t make that up. Just discharge him.

misery loves company / a vriskanroserezi mix

pirates, jenny owen youngs / sister, kate nash / coffee, sylvan esso / you’re the best, wet / trouble, halsey / your lips are red, st. vincent / i bet it stung, tegan and sara / make it up, the blow / one second  +  i take all the blame, tegan and sara / mermaid blue, kate nash / numb, soak / boxer, lovers / leif erikson, lotte kestner / the happy ones, beatrice eli

listen on 8tracks / cover art

daerqo-deactivated20150417  asked:

Okay, this is most probably an impossible question but: which songs by Tegan and Sara are your favorites?

Jesus please help ease my soul for this thank u

literally every. single. song of theirs. breaks my heart in a different way and is so gorgeously unique and special, but here it fuckin’ goes.  (03/23/15)

top ten in order emotionally/lyrically/overall:

  1. i bet it stung (live in sydney)
  2. this is everything (music hall of williamsburg)
  3. light up (music hall of williamsburg)
  4. relief next to me (live in sydney)
  6. come on (the complete recollection)
  7. divided (club athens ‘03)
  8. terrible storm (radio version, GER)
  9. how come you don’t want me now (river’s in nashville)
  10. the cure (live acoustic in basement)

top ten in order musically/sonically:

  1. hell (live lounge, ottawa) (fuck) (me)
  2. buried alive (live ‘00)
  3. bodywork (sara only w doveman)
  4. dark come soon (tegan only w raspy cold) (get this away from me)
  5. give chase (live in sydney) (i literally hate everything)
  6. like o like h (the bridge collection)
  7. feel it in my bones (amoeba, live acoustic) (the video is poor/shaky but it is the best vocal version i have ever heard on this song)
  8. on directing (live – get along states)
  9. the ocean (WBEZ chicago)
  10. when i get up into umbrella, rihanna cover (electric factory, PA)

EXTRA:  the best, most emotional, raspy version of nineteen that exists

top ten favorite banters:

  2. tegan’s valentine’s manicure trauma 
  3. no calling each other motherfuckers in therapy + divided live
  4. tegan introducing arrow/body work about herself
  5. tegan and sara HILARIOUS 6-minute cock banter (almost peed myself re-watching this and listening to sara’s mock southern accent)
  6. sara’s projection from too much dog whisperer + my number live
  7. tegan was scared of a bumblebee and broke a window
  8. tegan came home from patroller camp story  (absolutely precious)
  9. mean vs. nice monkeys banter vs. fan sustenance vs. what the fuck??
  10. “do me, pleaaassssseeeeee!” “alright, come on down”

anonymous asked:

What are the best Tegan and Sara songs to listen to when you've got a broken heart and just wanna sulk? Thank you and I hope you have a great night/day!

Breakup Tegan and Sara songs you say?

  • Speak Slow (Lyrically it’s breakup, but the sound is very upbeat)
  • Fix You Up
  • I Can’t Take It
  • So Jealous
  • I Bet It Stung
  • I Take All The Blame
  • Knife Going In
  • Now I’m All Messed Up
  • How Come You Don’t Want Me Now
  • I Couldn’t Be Your Friend
  • Goodbye Goodbye
  • Relief Next To Me
  • Burn Your Life Down
  • Dark Come Soon
  • Are You Ten Years Ago (Lyrically it just slays and makes me cry every time I listen to it)
  • Where Does The Good Go
  • Call It Off
  • I Run Empty (Heartthrob bonus track)
  • The Ocean
  • You Went Away

I think that those are pretty good songs, there are obviously others that people will say are great for break ups, but you could just listen to The Con album on repeat if you just want to cry in your room for hours. That album has a very sad feel to each song except for Back In Your Head.

Life's a Beach

Something for the freezerburn future AU with skiretehfox. This is how Weiss and Yang get engaged.

They look pretty much like they do here.

I’m working on other one shots for this and other AUs so keep posted or send me an ask if you have anything you wanna see. 

Warnings: Violence, puns and sexual references.

1986 words

The Death Stalker writhed beneath her as Yang fired punch after blazing punch at the stinger until she felt it loosen. The ice surrounding the beast began to crack but it wouldn’t be alive for much longer. With a roar Yang ripped the stinger off and dropped in onto the hard exoskeleton, leaving it lodged there as she called out to her girlfriend.

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I Bet It Stung #goaway #sojealousx

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They played I Bet It Stung during soundcheck!! A couple of mess ups and Sara checking the lyrics on her cellphone