bestqouteever

Best Qoutes Ever (my list so far)

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that’s right folks, i have a list of the best quotes Ive come across well screwing with my friends. Here it is, you throbbing urethras.

1: You have an option, choose adoption. funded by www.pregnantteenagers.org

2: i need it, ittl help my urethra

3: dont worry, it smells warm biscuts

4: worm biscuts

5: Expresso Depresso

6: Suddenly depression

7:MY KIDNEY IS A LANDMINE

8: my spleen is an avacado

9: my bones are fish

10: my fingers are springs

11: my liver is a shoe

12: what were you expecting? 13 pounds of pussy and a butter muffin?

13: *bleeds diabeties*

14: turn down for chicken

16: hey man. man. man. you gonna eat dose sheetos? (Cheetos)

17: I can feel your tampons.

18: ITS MAAAACIC MAX. MAAAACIC

19:throbbing cucumber

20: 1v1 me pregnancy bro

21: Pasty Savages

22: Cream my coffee

23: I’ll destroy you super mario bruh, come at me.

24: Funsies (One of my personal favorites)

25: Throbbing Urethra