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today in 6th period, it was pouring rain and I arrived late to class due to appreciating the rainfall. So when I finally walked in, I was dripping wet and the teacher gave me a dirty look and said she was going to mark me tardy with a referral to the office and I point my finger at her and said “no” AND THEN THUNDER CRACKLED AT THAT EXACT MOMENT AND THE POWER WENT OUT and just to freak out everyone, I whisper “666” and this girl screamed.

  • SO today at Thanksgiving dinner, which we were having with my step moms parents who are extremely judgmental and rude and ew it got really silent and awkward so to break the silence
  • Dad: I like cranberry sauce
  • Me: I like vagina
  • Step moms mother: OH MY GOD!
  • Dad: Damn it Courtney all I wanted was cranberry sauce
  • Step moms mother: OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO REPULSIVE-
  • Dad: Oh my god who cares if she likes vagina, if I don't get my cranberry sauce somebodys going to hurt!
  • Step moms mother: BUT SHE-
  • Dad: CAN IT GRANDMA AND PASS THE SAUCE!
  • And thats my coming out story.
I can’t stop laughing. Then I’m snorting from laughing so much which is causing me to laugh more!

So I found the place where it shows you who like and reblog from the most (in relation to the people you follow)  and I JUST CAN’T

LOOK AT THOSE PROPORTIONS! LOOK AT THEM!

73% comes from @thatsthat24 SEVENTY-THREE PER CENT! Meanwhile, only 2-3% comes from each of the other 8 people (that’s like, what, 14 per cent? I can’t do math)! 

Now I knew I reblogged from him a lot but THIS. I didn’t know it was this much!!

To quote Scott Thompson, “I’m sure I’m sorry.”