WHY HAVEN’T I UPLOADED THESE THEY’RE GOING TO PROM AND BE COOL CUCUMBERS AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT OUT AND PETER’S BEING A HORRIBLE DJ AND KURT TRIES TO DRINK AND JUBILEE IS THE BEST DANCER EVER AND SCOTT’S GOING TO EMBERASS HIMSELF IM SO IN LOVE WITH THEM
Here’s a headcanon for every official character :D
Cameroon: He enjoys going to schools around his country, he always tries to play a couple of matches against the kids. He lets them win to build their confidence in themselves.
Egypt: Someone when he’s sad he writes letters to his mother in hieroglyphics, he then puts it in the Nile hoping she’ll find it, one day.
Seychelles: Whenever she visits France’s place she does her hair in a french plait. No reason, She just likes to plait her hair when she visits.
China: Whenever he gets time off, he loves to ride a bike on the xi’an wall, he loves taking in the city. Sometimes he likes to think about how it has changed.
Cyprus: Whenever he is around Greece and Turkey he considers himself the “mature” one. With all their arguing who wouldn’t?
Hong Kong: Due to his fear of the dark, whenever he’s at a friend/family’s house he’ll refuse to let them leave the room he’s sleeping in till he’s asleep, he’ll hold their hand the whole night if that means they’ll stay.
India: His favorite pastime is drawing is hennas on people’s arm, if nobody is around he’ll draw one on himself. Every single one he does is a work of art!
Japan: On trips to meeting or even on holiday he brings an emergency blanket to burrito in, he has been found on more than one occasion huddled up in his hotel room rather than outside enjoying himself.
S.korea: he knows how to K-pop dance, every time one of his many K-pop artist releases a new song with dance moves he’ll practice it till he perfects it.
Macau: Around new people he acts like a gentleman, he always offers the best of his hospitality, around his family he’s a lot more casual and tends to make jokes.
Russia: He is amazing at ballet, only his sisters and his teacher knows this though, he is way too embarrassed to tell anyone else.
Taiwan: She has lucky cats hidden around her house, when she is tired or bored she likes to flick the kitty’s arm. Sometimes she giggles at their movements.
Thailand: Bad hair days are horrible for him, the majority of his day will be dedicated to making his hair fluffy again.
Turkey: Sometimes he likes to go to the mills in his country and help the ladies there make carpets, he loves the detail that goes into them.
Vietnam: Her loves to a coracle around Ha Long Bay, especially at night. She loves to sit in the middle of the bay and stare at the stars.
Austria: He can recite entire script of the sound of music. It’s his favorite musical because it’s from his place and actually happened!
Belarus: When she is around someone she truly hates she’ll stare at them and think of every possible way to kill them till they walk/run away. She always smirks afterwards.
Belgium: She has a habit of cooking when she’s not hungry, she’ll just start making waffles at 3am for no reason. Most of the food she makes is given to her brothers because free food = more money.
Bulgaria: He has an entire cabinet full of his cosplay outfits, he is very careful when washing and drying all of his outfits and rarely ever lets people try them on, for obvious reasons.
Czech: Her tolerance to alcohol is very high. It takes quite a few beers before she can be considered drunk.
Denmark: More than once he has decided to break into Sweden’s house and made a sofa fort, he defends it like it’s his own castle.
England: His favorite tea is Earl Grey. He is open to trying other types though, his second favorite tea is PG tips.
Estonia: He will spend an entire day blogging stuff, sometimes Latvia or Finland will have to come over to make sure he is actually eating and sleeping.
Finland: He’s a lot stronger than many people give him credit for, I mean just think about his country’s sniping history and how he was excited to fight against Lithuania and Poland!
France: On the short breaks (weekends) he likes to travel around his place to taste wine. He can name every vineyard and seller in alphabetical order.
Germany: He takes on more work than he can handle. The reason behind this is so at the end of the week he feels like he has accomplished something.
Greece: Sometimes when he is bored he’ll make mini statues of Greek gods and goddess. He’ll just get a bit of clay and mold it into a god.
Hungary: Her favorite pastime is to bathe in her hot springs. Not these new fancy ones, the original ones that were built during the old days.
Iceland: He has an account for nearly everyone social media site, most of which he’s too scared to actually post something because he fears of being judged.
Italy: I bet you he owns a book based on the different types of pasta, he doesn’t even need it he can name every single style of pasta.
Latvia: The reason he is often hanging out with the micro-nations is because it makes him feel more grown up, he likes being the oldest in a group!
Liechtenstein: She has more than one ribbon. The one her brother gave to her is very special to her, so much so that she bought herself more ribbons so that she doesn’t ruin the one Switzerland got her.
Lithuania: He has defended Latvia more than once, a lot of times when russia was about to punish Latvia, lith took it for him.
Luxembourg: Sometimes when he is feeling mischievous he’ll which the side his hair falls on, this makes ned’s eyes twitch and Belgium mentally scream trying to figure out what’s off.
Moldova: More often than not he’ll watch horror movies way over his age (Well not his actual age but his personified age), he is often scolded by his big brother Romania because of this.
Monaco: She’s made make up tutorials before, they are all very detailed and anyone can pull it off! She has never uploaded any though, the key to her beauty must remain secret~ (even though she’s prettier without it)
Netherlands: He lets his bunny sleep in his bed. As neat as he is having his little fluffy friend to cuddle up with helps him sleep.
Norway: He knows the names and address of every coffee shop at his place, he can also name the place where the coffee was grown. It’s his wine.
Poland: He is very religious, every Sunday he goes to church. As flamboyant as he may be he’ll thank god for all he has.
Portugal: He barely ever combs his hair, not because he doesn’t want to but because he is always doing stuff. When he does get the chance to comb his hair he’ll take a good hour combing it.
Prussia: whenever he is home alone he busts out the old shirt on trousers off moves. If Germany gets home early he’ll be greeted with his awesome brother in his tighty whities.
Romania: Sometimes when he wants to troll people he’ll dye his water blood red, people call him a vampire anyways, why not freak them out a bit more?
Slovakia: He is rather lazy when it comes to personal hygiene, he’d rather just get some dry shampoo and a couple of wet wipes then take an hour in the shower.
South Italy: He often trips over his own feet, so he’ll be walking down the street minding his own business and casually fall over. He plays it off very well though!
Spain: Sometimes when he’s bored he’ll put on his dancing clothes, he doesn’t need a partner, a broom will do quite nicely~
Sweden: Is one of the best dancers ever. Think about it, most of the music that comes from his place are addictive and have dance moves that everyone knows! (Caramelldansen)
Switzerland: Has a manual on how to win monopoly every time, it doesn’t matter if the others see it, so long as he wins he doesn’t care.
Ukraine: She really enjoys being around the micro-nations, especially if they enjoy her company too. She likes to mother the little ones, she’s very motherly.
Hutt river: The main reason he is so fancy is because of Australia, he wants to be noticed by him so he sparkles~
Kunglemungle: He loves to be left alone to practice his art, even if it’s just for a few minutes it can mean the world to him.
Molossia: The only person that truly sees his soft side is america, he is the only person that he trust not to tell anyone
Niko Niko: Although he’s human now he still acts like a micro-nation. He was born as one and he will forever be one to everyone else.
Sealand: He is scared of fires, whenever fire is mentioned he feels tears falling from his eyes. (Sealand had a pretty bad fire a while back)
Seborga: Sometimes he likes to see how many people he can flirt with in one day, he makes it a little game for himself.
TRNC: He barley ever hangs out with the other micro-nations, he’d rather just hang out with turkey and his big brother.
Wy: When she is around the other female nations she asks if they can do her hair, she likes how Ms.Belgium does her hair the most!
America: He still cuddles with a stuffed animals when he’s asleep. He really likes to cuddle things at night and if nobody is nearby his bear is his lifesaver.
Canada: He really likes hiking during his time off, he’ll often go on holidays to mountainy areas so he can go on a nice, long, hike.
Cuba: He enjoys taking naps on the beach, if he could he’d lay there all day watching the waves roll in and out whilst having a cheeky smoke.
Australia: Sometimes when he’s feeling upset he’ll hangout in the bush with all the animals, he feels like he can connect more with the animals than actual people.
New Zealand: He is very aggressive when playing sports, he may seem like a sweetheart when talking but as soon as he puts his uniform on it’s game O N
As we approach the 7th of N and we move into a new era of space based gaming, let us look back fondly at the adventures we all shared in the most bestest of games ever “#1 space boss centre of the universe best person in world simulator 2183-2186″ more commonly known as “Mass Effect”.
In honour of the occasion I’ve drawn the 100% true and real ending of ME3 that we all know well, where Shepard is totally okay and so is Anderson, he was just napping and then Thane’s ghost showed up and everyone was all like “wow, Shepard, you’re like the best dancer ever, we were all just pretending you weren’t to keep you humble!” and they all danced and had lemonade :3
Thank you Bioware.
(p.s. Mordin’s ghost is at the bar with Sam and Karin… The artist thought of this beforehand and is in no way a forgetful fool) (p.p.s. Legion is data now and is in that screen making that message.)
Dancing with the Stars!au where Bitty switched to dancing after having to give up figure skating and now he’s like an alternate dance coach or something. Jack goes on the show during the off season as a Georgia-approved attempt to make him seem more human and less robot. It works partially. He’s just as intense as he is on the ice but he’s not as talented and clips of him stepping on his partner’s toes and getting chirped for it seem to doing their job if what he can glean from the internet is accurate. He was originally paired with a girl but half way through the season she accidentally hurts something and Bitty was the first person they could get to fill her place for the next episode. Jack isn’t out but Bitty is and as long as Jack doesn’t mind dancing with a guy Bitty is okay taking the girl’s role. Maybe this will be the exposure he needs to get his own contestant next season. Either way they end up working together for an episode and they light it up. Bitty reworks the routine both to fit him and into something Jack isn’t struggling to do and it’s his best dance score-wise to date. Before his scores were passable but weren’t likely to get him through to the final couple of weeks but with the way he danced with Bitty he could go all the way. Naturally after a night like that when they try and find him a replacement female partner he says no and that he’d rather stick with Bitty. This is only partially due to his scores and more to do with the fact that he actually likes Bitty rather than his previous partner. They got along fine but there wasn’t that spark of connection that Jack has with Bitty. So Bitty stays with Jack for the rest of the season and they light it up. Bitty has a knack for devising devilishly simple routines that show off all of Jack’s best qualities and his hard earned dancing skills without being beyond his level and allowing the audience to connect with him on an emotional level. Which is a feat considering this is Jack we’re talking about. Bitty is also one of the best dancers that Jack has ever seen and he’s constantly impressed by what Bitty can do on his own when Jack isn’t holding him back. Needless to say they make it all the way to the finale while at the same time falling in love with each other. Bitty maybe has the never fall for a straight boy while providing interview footage though the editors thankfully cut that part out. At the end of the show, Jack and Bitty say goodbye and Jack makes noises about getting Bitty to a Falconers game once the season starts but both of them are pretty sure they’re not gonna see each other again. They say bye for a final time after one last late night practice and Jack heads out to bed while Bitty stays to just practice one last thing but on his way out Jack realizes just how much he cares for Bitty and then he runs back into the room and kissing happens. And then the next day they have to dance in the finale and it’s a thing and they’re on fire and they don’t kiss on stage cause public but it’s a very close thing. And look, idk if they win b/c I wanna be realistic but they probably win b/c Jack can never have enough silverware. And then they both go home and date and everything is good.
Braden Holtby is the world’s best prom date. You’re in your taffeta gown and you answer the door and there he is in a pinstripe suit and shades and a cowboy hat, and you know you’re going to have the best fucking time at prom
Nate Schmidt shows up in a bright pink suit and pink tie
Justin Williams is wearing the nicest suit he owns, which isn’ much, and he’s driving his mom’s beat up old car
Ovi, Kuzy and Orly all show up in a limo, halfway to wasted, hanging out the top
Tom Wilson shows up looking spiffy with a rose pinned to his lapel and takes the time to charm your parents, while Andre Burakovsky and his girlfriend shout at him from the car to hurry it up
Your mom pulls you aside to tell you she thinks this TJ Oshie seems like a nice boy, but he totally texted you earlier to give you the lowdown on all the booze he has stashed in the limo
Nicky is really awkward and fumbles at his cuffs a lot and looks down at the floor when he talks to you, but when you finally dance with him he’s the best dancer you’ve ever seen
Bonus: Ovi is the one who spiked the punch, but Nicky is the one who stood in front of the table so no one would see
Nicky totally bitched at Ovi about it, too
“Alex, no.” “ALEX, YES.”
“well FINE you SHOULDN’T but if you’re GOING TO I’m not going tto let you get in trouble”
“You’re gonna get caught.” // “If you stand here and don’t move, I don’t get caught” // “I hate you sometimes.” // “No, you don’t.”
A/N: This was not planned and I should totally be studying now but I’m fed up with stuff I’m reading these days , coming from the inside of the fandom mostly and these type of situations just trigger my inner crazy EXO-L so I’M GONNA SPREAD LOVE TO ALL THE MEMBERS I DON’T CARE.
->Kim Junmyeon (Suho):
-this boy trained for 7 years ok?
-i’m obv biased but one of the best kpop group leaders out there
-actually is thinking about EXO all the time
-takes care of all members
-big sense of responsibility
-probably blames himself if anything bad happens to EXO
-is prob very pressured by the company
-LOVES all the members, i’m sure of it
-also loves fans with all his being
-never dissapointed us
-defends EXO all the time
-learned to be more himself on camera
-is always improving
-one of the most handsome guys out there
-doesn’t care about fanwars
-carries everything on his shoulders
-tries to make EXO-L happy all the time
-but it comes from his heart
-is always teased af but everyone loves him too much
->Kim Minseok (Xiumin):
-has always been amazingly precious
-everyone respects him
-is always teased by baek but secretly loves it
-Suho’s partner for dad jokes
-can have a lot of facial expressions
-is always the one chosen to talk by the other members
-is much more popular than SM expected him to be (suck it losers)
-looks good all the time
-is much more than just looks though
-simple with a touch of too much
-mature guy with a fun side
->Zhang Yixing (Lay):
-someone hold me up while talking about this boy
-cutie pie sweetie
-cares SO much about EXO
-works too hard
-like all the time
-has an amazing soul
-look at this smile
-puts too much pressure on himself
-is the link between present ot9 and old ot12
-broke a bunch of records with his solo
-feels comfy around the members
-sometimes is shy
-can be straighforward
-is always trying to contact fans
-reads fan letters at airports
-also sexy af
-look at those hips ok?
-literally never stops practicing
-because he always thinks he is not doing good enough
-how can someone not like him??????????? i’ll never understand
->Byun Baekhyun (Baekhyun):
-vocals that make me cry
-always tries to lighten up the mood
-can get angry
-it’s a light
-king of dance improvement
-knows what EXO-L think
-lowkey everyone’s bias
-don’t deny it
-after you are too into EXO, you can just know what he’s thinking by observing his facial expressions
-in a good way
-Yixing protection squad president
-doesn’t deserve all the shit he gets
-laughs and smiles
-he literally trained for like 6 months
-somehow still manages to always surprise us
->Kim Jongdae (Chen):
-prob one of the best vocalists out there
-king of dance improvement part 2
-where’s his solo?
-admits to have a dirty mind
-and knows we all do too
-laughs a lot
-screams a lot
-whines a lot
-passes a lot of emotion through singing
-i don’t think i’ve ever seen this boy sad
-sometimes underrated talent
-has a good relationship with all members
-gets awkward sometimes
-mature guy with a fun side part 2
-always gives his all
-knows the limits when teasing
-defends his members
-> Park Chanyeol (Chanyeol):
-can do anything basically
-works so hard
-is always putting pressure on himself
-but it is silent about it
-goes with the mood
-best rapper of SM (sorry not sorry)
-appreciates everything fans do
-wants to be loved
-can be really really cute
-even if he is a giant
-gets stressed easily
-still reaction king
-is prob making music rn
->Do Kyungsoo (D.O.):
-hold me up when talking about this boy part 2
-one of my favorite voices for real
-you can swim at his vocals
-is so genuine
-is friends’ with all the members
-very gifted actor
-maybe doesn’t express that much but you can see he appreciates everything fans do with all his heart
-wants to murder Chanyeol and Baekhyun
-but actually loves them too much to do so
-everyone loves him
-is actually really fun
-is naturally cute
-even if he doesn’t accept it
-cute eyes thing
-really really handsome
-generally doesn’t die his hair
-because he is superior
-actually loves being EXO
->Kim Jongin (Kai) :
-I might get a little too ahead of myself rn so i’m sorry in advance
-overworks himself all the time
-is literally always practicing
-cries when he doesn’t get to perform
-literally just wants to dance and sing
-is a baby
-best laugh ever
-looks good all the time
-really really cute
-king of facial expressions on stage
-has two personalities
-hip thrusts generally on point
-looks great in suits
-has the kindest soul
-observes a lot
-can be quiet
-thinks a lot
-gets nervous before performing
-puts too much pressure on himself
-100% potential to be sexy at any time
-king of smirks
-is always dramatic when dancing
-can be deep if you understand what he is saying
-is very soft
-> Oh Sehun (Sehun):
-do i even have to do this? everyone knows i love him
-is always improving
-honestly i laugh at all interviews he is in because he is so random i luv him
-is also a baby
-most loyal of them all
-unique in his own way
-really good laugh
-has died his hair of every color ever
-likes to comunicate with fans
-is very fun when not on awkward interviews
-can be shy
-sometimes doesn’t know how to speak what he’s thinking
-ocassionally writes cute letters
-really really really handsome
-we all get proud when he gets his solo dancing shots
-sleeps late along with Chanyeol
-has a really soft heart
-lowkey makes fun of himself
-all the members are his brothers
-is precious af
BONUS: (i’m a hardcore ot12 stan, what did you expect?)
->Wu Yifan (Kris):
-is actually kind
-loves his mom
-very very handsome
-doesn’t regret his time with EXO
-has a lot of opinions
-is a really nice guy for real
-appreciates his fans so much
-really great smile
-says he gets all the girls
-is actually a dork
-speaks a bunch of languages
-boy is smart
-is an actual prince
-i’m not even kidding
-is shy on camera
-has been much more natural nowadays though
-is conquering the world
-extroverted + introverted
-really shiny eyes
-gets anxious while doing interviews
-is constantly improving
-probably the only one that still contacts every EXO member ever
-mature but fun guy part 3
-is willing to give his all
-has something to say to the paparazzi and stalkers
Yongguk: had little energy but managed to make every single person in the venue scream. god like voice. didn’t really talk much which is worrying.
Himchan: so unDER APPRECIATED. live vocal skills are through the roof. couldn’t stop smiling. went to the left side of the venue and almost got dragged in the crowd cause he got too close LMAO
Daehyun: acted like the leader cause yongguk was in his own world. hit every high notes plus some more. never stopped screaming. he interacted with the fans A LOT. his mic was turned up or something cause he was loud
Youngjae: also hit many high notes. he is an angel sent from heaven. during the dress code thing, he picked a fan boy and omg it was so cute. great dancer like wtf
Jongup: during the BABY LOUNGE he waited so patiently for his solo stage which was right after. his live vocals are literally so intense it’s amazing. one of the best dancers I have ever witnessed jdhdksgls
Zelo: his singing skills like where did they come from. is now better than Beyoncé. his english is fcking amazing too he sounded like he was from America. really liked Atlanta.
Firstly…. It was raining the entire time so that wasn’t fun, but I met so many nice people and had a nice time regardless of the rain. Now onto the important parts.
Let me just say this………… I kno i saw exo last year but nothing could’ve prepared me for what I just saw… With my own two eyes…..
Chanyeol is.. Tall perfection. I hate using this word but imma say it, he’s got all the swag in the world. Honestly he’s so talented, the guitars the rapping everything was amazing. HE IS SO TALL Djdjdjdjdndndkkksksk step on me!!!! He kept teasing my section, at the very end acting like he was going to throw us his hat then he was like SIKE LOL.
KYUNGSOO is honestly the one who surprised me most because I was literally and legitimately stunned by his glowing beauty. His smile.. He kept laughing. He asked us if we were hungry and we all said yes and he was like.. “me too” and then laughed and I could’ve died right then and there. His voice so so clear and steady, so amazing, he is very tiny! Beautiful tiny man.
JONGIN JDJDJDJSBSBSBSJSBSHZJ TELL ME WHY HE IS THE BEST DANCER AND PERFORMER I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!!!!! HIS DANCING… DEAR LORD. He kept making these faces at us! Those sexy faces with the lip bites and he kept waving at my section along with ksoo. He was sO tan and glistening (rlly he was sweating a lot) and honestly I’m just so happy I saw him healthy and well. Oh except he said he went to CVS to buy medicines Jdjdjdjsbsbsbsjsbshzjz well SUHO said it was CVS. (CBC HE SAID LOL THEN SAID CVS DJJSKS)
SUHO, EXACTLY WHAT I EXPECTED. He told corny jokes, he looked at us like precious pearls, he made me tear up, he was so genuinely sweet. He’s so beautiful. Kinda short like Chen but not as tiny as ksoo and Minseok.
JONGDAE SJSJJSNDBX what a sweet man. He kept waving to each individual section, making sure to wave at everyone.. Which I found so sweet. His voice was unreal. I thought I was listening to the CD the entire time. His laugh…. Oh my God.. HE WENT TO SEE CHICAGO AND SAID HE RLLY LIKED IT, he likes musicals a lot!! Just like last time he took the time to make sure everyone’s section got some love, he would lean up on his toes and wave up to the higher up levels and everyone would scream, it was so incredibly sweet.
Sehun! Man oh man where do I begin. Firstly he looks like a Calvin Klein model. He was so slender but lean and beautiful and oh my God so tan?? He kept waving to us, he was in my section a whole lot along with Minseok which… Lmao……. I’ll get to him lord help me anyways oh sehun is am angel he is SO ATTRACTIVE and he carried around a doll that looked like vivi so that was adorable.
Baekhyun…. King of facial expression.. King of good looks… King of amazing eye make up… He kept smirking???? I felt like it was a personal show just for me everytime he came to my section. He sang so well as always, so steady and beautiful. He looks even better in person which is saying something since he fine af on screen. Anyways his dancing was superb.. I had to use that word just to make sure you understand how amazingly he performs. He was everything I wanted to see and more.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST Y'ALL LISTEN……. He pelvic thrusted into my actual FACE I’m not sure if I’m actually alive or writing from the grave but…… He was.. Just so perfect?? SUCH A TINY TINY MAN OH MY GOD HE’S TINY (I would give him 5'6 which is my height but still) very skinny but not as skinny as Jongdae. Minseok didn’t make eye contact with me but he did send our section a bunch of hearts, I saved each one for a rainy day, whenever I’m sad I’m going to remember Minseok sending me a heart LOL. He was very playful.. Jumping around and dancing. He said he doesn’t dance in the show cause he doesn’t wanna slip but he dances with his upper body dkmdmsmsnsnjdsnsbsjsjsjs then he started dancing, I have the video I’ll upload if anyone cares to see. HE JUST MADE ME WANNA CRY ALL THE TIME!! SO MUCH STUBBLE HE WAS SO HANDSOME. I love him so much. The best dancer apart from Kai, for sure.. Actually sehun was amazing too but kms is a close second. HE RLLY DABBED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MEDLEY SECTION LOL I’M LIKE BOI IF U DONT
ANYWAYS I’M EVEN MORE SURE AFTER TONIGHT THAT MINSEOK IS MY BIAS BUT KYUNGSOO MAY HAVE RUINED THE ACTUAL LIST CAUSE YA GIRL FELL IN LOVE TONIGHT.
Tonight was so special for me, seeing exo again but up close. They’re unreasonably attractive. Better than on screen I mean they’re REAL LIFE hot, really ridiculous, double take worthy attractive. Especially Sehun and Kyungsoo.
They told us they’re going back to Korea to work on the album and they will be back to us with the new songs, Suho asked if we would support it so obviously we said yes and he smiled….. I smiled….. It was something… We rlly had a moment. I only got to make eye contact with him for a short moment but it was all I needed to survive 2017 lol
1. He’ll kiss your forehead and call you his everything
2. He’ll ask you to repeat the word ‘smoothie’ thousands and thousands of times because he thinks it’s cute.
3. He’ll smile at you, and suddenly the whole world will stop, and you’ll find bliss and peace and finally have hope that everything will be okay
4. He’ll hug you so god damn tight, you fear that he’ll squish all your organs out
5. He’ll tell you jokes, and stories, and tell you everything that reminded him of you that day
6. He’ll take care of you, and protect you in your most venerable moments, and tell you that you look beautiful in the meantime.
7. You’ll never feel unsafe, and you know that no matter what, he’ll be with you, cause you can’t see your self living one single day without calling him your own
8. He’ll dance with you, and laugh with you but never at you, he’ll lie to you and tell you you’re the best dancer he’s ever seen.
9. He’ll make you feel beautiful, like no one ever has before. You’ll look in the mirror and question if you’re really as bad as you’ve always thought you have been.
10. And most importantly he’ll love you.
He’ll love you so fucking much, infact he will make you feel the most loved than you ever have in all of your life
Quill: Tony, we’re at a dance. Why are we not busting a move and letting it all hang out? You are the best dancer I have ever met! Tony: Aww, that’s so sweet of you! Do you really believe that? Quill: No, but as my future husband, you must get used to me lying to you.
This was requested for both BTS and Exo so go check out the Exo one as well! ~Admin JHoe
Walking in from a long day of practice and seeing you dancing in your pajamas would make him laugh right away.
“Nice moves Y/N!”
“Thanks. I think the baby enjoys it too.”
He would walk over and place his hand on the small bump beneath your loose pajama shirt, which was also Jin’s old t-shirt. He would dance with you, still holding the bump.
“I think the baby’s hungry Jin.”
“I’ll go make something especially for…him…her…our mini us.”
Trying to be chill, Suga would smirk as he walked in on you dancing in his room. When you noticed him though, his smirk would disappear.
“Not until you join me!”
“Come on, you know you want to. I saw you smiling.”
He would move closer to you, standing only inches away. He was trying to be serious but would eventually lose seeing your ridiculous dance moves.
“I can’t wait to be a family.”
“Me too. Now dance with me!”
Eventually Suga would give in and dance with you. His rare smile would make an appearance, making you hope that your child had the same feature.
“I love you Y/N.”
“I love you too.”
His eyes would occasionally glance down at the baby bump. You watched his smile grow bigger each time. He leaned down to kiss your belly.
“Hey! Keep dancing!”
“Can’t I love my child Y/N?” He kissed your stomach quickly and stood up to quickly kiss you too.
Instead of watching you and laughing, J-Hope would join in. He would run over as fast as he could and would start dancing crazily. You would stop your dance moves to watch him.
“Ah Y/N! Don’t stop, keep dancing with me!”
“Calm down Hobi.”
He would stop dancing for a second to squeeze you in a tight, uncomfortable hug.
He would apologize to your belly first, then you.
“I’m sorry baby. I didn’t mean to hurt you.”
“Sorry to you too Y/N.”
He would continue dancing around the room until you were sick of it. Once he finally calmed down, he snuggled up next to you and held your stomach.
“I love you.”
“I love you too Hobi.”
“I was talking to the baby.”
He would turn away quickly as you tried to playfully slap him.
“I love you too Y/N!”
He would be so exhausted from working so hard that day. He couldn’t wait to come home to you and just relax. Once he walked in, he realized his day was far from over.
“Y/N, what are you doing?”
“Isn’t that bad for the baby?”
“No! Dance Monster, come here!”
He would let out an agitated sigh before flopping down onto the couch and turning on the TV. You blocked his view.
“Y/N!” he would complain.
“Come onnnn! I’m so hyper! The only way you’re gonna get me to calm down is if you dance with me.”
He would reluctantly get up and bust some moves, making you crack up and fall on the ground. He would hurry over to help you up, but he couldn’t since you were crying of laughter and kept kicking him away.
“I’m sorry! You just…HAHAH!”
He would give up and just walk away, you still dying of laughter on the ground.
He would be smiling as soon as he saw you. Once he realized you were dancing, he’d try to hold back his laughs.
“Aww! You’re so cute Y/N!”
As you kept dancing, he’d just sit down and watch you. It’d be like a movie to him, seeing his wife dancing. You could dance for hours and he’d still stay there with you.
“Can I join?” he’d finally ask. You danced over to him, which meant yes. He’d stand up and actually try to dance good.
“Jimin! You’re making me look bad…”
“I’m sorry babe. Here, let’s take a break.”
You sat down on the couch. Jimin would follow and lay his head on your stomach.
“I can hear him or her!”
“No you can’t. That’s my stomach growling.”
“Oooh. Let me get you some food!” he’d exclaim happily, running off to find you something to eat.
V being V, he would be confused as to why you were dancing.
“Are you happy about something? Did we win something? Did you find out the baby’s gender? What happened?”
You would laugh, telling him to slow down.
“I’m just happy. Isn’t that a good enough reason to dance?”
V would shrug and smirk.
“I’ll dance with you baby.”
You continued your crazy dance. V cracked up.
“I love it Y/N. You’re the best dancer I’ve ever seen.”
“Even better than J-Hope?”
“Wayyy better than J-Hope.”
For the rest of the night, you and V would switch off dancing to different BTS songs. Once it was time to go to bed, you placed V’s hand on your stomach. He would scream, feeling the baby kick.
“That’s the baby?!”
“Yes V. That’s the baby.”
“I love them already.” You glanced at him, raising your eyebrows expectantly. “I love you too Y/N! We’re gonna be the best parents ever.”
He would be surprised seeing you dance, since you never acted crazy around him. He wouldn’t want to ruin the moment so he just stood in the doorway and watched, a smirk growing on his face.
“So you do have a wild side? Why don’t I ever see this part of you Y/N?”
His voice would make you jump. You immediately felt flushed.
“I didn’t see you there.”
“You didn’t answer my question.”
“I don’t know…I guess I’m just extra happy today. I found out the baby’s gender!”
That would make Jungkook excited. He would run over to you and kneel next to the baby bump. “What is it?”
“It’s a boy!”
He would hug you and dance with you, rejoicing over the fact that he always wanted a boy and finally his wish came true.
“This is great Y/N! I’m so excited.”
Since there was something to celebrate, Jungkook decided he would make you your favorite food for dinner. He wanted the whole night to be special, setting up candles and lights around the table while you were in the shower.
“Jungkook! What’s all this?”
“I just wanted to do something nice for my wonderful wife and our child.”