best-colleges

“Nine years of training at the best medical college prepared me for just about any species and it’s anatomy. Humans are merely another bipedal, sapient, flesh covered aliens that possess an endoskeleton. Their anatomy is simple. It’s merely their customs that seem to confuse me the most.”

GUYS THIS WAS WORTH 80% OF MY FINAL EXAM GRADE FOR OPERATIONS MANAGEMENT AND I GOT AN A

the whole “college students are poor and eat nothing but ramen noodles” thing is really hilarious until you’re actually in college living off ramen and then someone makes you a homecooked meal just out of the blue and you bust into tears because you didnt even realize how much you missed that kind of thing