- (in the common room, giving Rabastan a quiz from a Teen Girl magazine he "borrowed" from Andromeda)
- Rodolphus: Your best friend borrows your lip gloss...(dramatic gasp) without asking!
- Rabastan: (dramatic gasp)
- Rodolphus: What do you do? A. Find a new best friend, B. Push her down a flight of stairs, or C....
- Andromeda: What!? It doesn't say that!
- Rodolphus: Well yeah, but I think it should definitely be an option!
- Rabastan: I pick B....Down the stairs she goes!
What's the best lip gloss ?