bringing this back but when phil got his contact lens flipped in his eye dan knew exactly what to do...dan knows exactly how to take care of phil after living with a contact lens person for so long
dan raised his hand bc he was gonna hold phils face steady so he could take a look :( and then phil left to go fix it and we got some liveshow dan content while he made a dan bean :( truly one of the best moments in any gaming video ever
harvest moon 64 was my favorite game when i was a child (still is a fav), because interacting with the characters was so fun and romancing the girls was the best thing ever. the most disappointing moment in video games in my childhood was learning there were harvest moon games where you could play as a girl, but then you had to romance the boys
Once, when I was 6, my sister helped me make a Runescape account. And back then, I was young and impressionable, and tended to follow the norm on sites like that.
In this case, the norm was getting a “boyfriend”.
And even at the tender age of six rotations around the sun, i still knew i was a gold digging ho. I would only take a man if he could get me those swanky accessories like that one tiara.
And so somehow, by staying in the main area and repeating “I need a bf,” I managed to get one.
I was 6.
So a few days later, we were going along this beach area, and he decided to ask me how old I was. I smirked, for I was 6.
He informed me that he was 15. I smirked wider.
My sister, who was watching over my shoulder, told me to say that I was 13.
My smirk reached devious proportions.
I did not do that. I did not tell him, despite my sister’s insistence, that I was 13.
I said: “im 6.”
Naturally, he Freaked The Fuck Out. He panicked and kept running around and repeating “oh my god oh my god oh my god I cant believe this is happening”.
Eventually he just logged out. My sister, meanwhile, was laughing her ass off.
To this day, I remember this occurrence with fondness and laughter. Every time somebody mentions Runescape, I recall my touching tale of a six year old who would stop at nothing to be treated like the princess they were.
And you know, sometimes, I can’t help but wonder. I think about that guy, and about if he, whoever, wherever he may be, who is now 25, ever remembers the time he unknowingly “dated” a 6 year old on Runescape.
You guys remember that part in the opening credits of Shadow the Hedgehog where he walks out and pumps an assault rifle like it’s a shotgun because just thinking about it makes me crack up that i think is the single best moment in comedic video game history
u know, bioware has many, many faults. we all know this. but i will never forget the flutter of pure surprise and joy i felt in my baby gay heart when i put in dragon age 2 for the first time, never having heard of it, and realised that i didn’t have to play as a boy if i wanted to kiss the badass pirate lady
1. List your favorite YouTube channels 2. Post five of your favorite viral videos on YouTube 3. Funniest video(s) you watch on YouTube 4. Confusing video(s) you watch on YouTube 5. Scariest video(s) you watch on YouTube 6. A YouTube video(s) you keep re-watching 7. YouTube video you wish you had never watched 8. Favorite couple on YouTube 9. Post or list your favorite vlogger(s) 10. Post or list favorite game channels 11. Favorite prank video on YouTube 12. Best OMG moment while watching YouTube 13. Cutest pet video on YouTube 14. Favorite wedding video on YouTube 15. Favorite music channels on YouTube 16. Favorite dance video on YouTube 17. Favorite baby video on YouTube 18. Most annoying YouTube video 19. Latest video you recommended 20. What would you do with your time if YouTube didn’t exist?