best thing to come out of this tbh

Dating Jungkook would include

Originally posted by hohbi

Jeon Jungkook

- Texting all the time
- But not sweet texts
- More like that one things that’s like the “What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.” thing idk fr what it is but he would send you that
- And he’s not mad when he sends it
- You just asked what time he wants to go to the movies
- He’s actually a meme
- You could be in a group chat with the other boys and use your boyfriend’s face as a reaction to things they say
- And he’s so athletic w o w
- You’re dating the golden maknae, just a reminder
- Tbh he’ll never cheat on you because you’re the only girl he can even look in the eye
- He does really weird things
- All the time
- You look over and he’s making a weird face
- You turn around and he’s walking on his hands
- Who knows
- Your closet is full of white shirts because that’s all he wears
- You could wear one of his white shirts and he’d know exactly which one it is out of his 219 white shirts
- You wear his flannels
- Matching couple shirts?
- More like matching Timberlands, lace up homie
- Random singing
- Also dealing with Jimin
- Honestly he’d probably pick you up the same way he picked up Jimin in that jail sene thing
- Minus the ass slapping
- But at the same time he might tbh idek
- But playfully
- He and every one of his fans can think that he acts tough all he wants
- But tbh he’s still slgihtly scared of doing something out of line
- His hyungs tease him because aw their maknae is dating someone
- What they don’t know is that your relationship is an all out w a r
- Throwing a pillow at him
- “hAH TAKE THAT- o shit”
- Running from Jungkook after throwing said pillow
- Best friend couple tbh
- He goes from being really shy with you to being just so comfy and weird
- But certain things still catch him and he’s suddenly all blushy and shy
- Learning things together
- Shyly giving you flowers with that lil bunny smile
- But also
- Have u seen him move bc um
- W O W
- Golden maknae is good at everything
- E v e r y t h i n g
- if u catch my drift
- In general the relationship would just be so fun all the time
- It’d be a learning process that you get to do together and all of it is just so worth it

GOT7: dating Jackson would include

▪ literally the fluffliest of all fluff balls 

▪ always knows how to make you laugh. Always. Like you’ll just be sad about losing a game on your phone and he’d be like aw babe it’s ok do you wanna see me take off my shirt??? 

▪ and you’d probably agree after laughing don’t lie

 ▪ mark being the third wheel in most of your dates

▪ nah, like he’s actually a part of your guys’ relationship and you just accept it tbh nothing is gonna separate those two

 ▪ becoming best friends with Bambam as soon as you guys meet

 ▪ you two constantly teasing Jackson and coming up with inside jokes about the other members

 ▪ having to deal with Jackson’s pouty ass whenever he sees you talking to Bambam or Jaebum 

 ▪ “I mean I’m your boyfriend right?? Shouldn’t you talking to me about these kinda things???“ 

 ▪ “Jackson I was just asking for some chips” “…exactly”

 ▪ teases you so much. About anything and everything

 ▪ makes out with you while the others are near or within hearing range- on purpose, just to see if you can stay quiet. After a while he literally just begs you to moan his name 

 ▪ him surprising you with the sweetest gifts

 ▪ if he saw you eyeing something the other day, he probably already bought it 

▪ loves buying you jewelery and assisting you with putting it on 

▪ can you imagine him putting your newly bought necklace on you and tracing his fingers over your shoulders after he’s done bc he doesn’t wanna stop touching you oml

 ▪ you can’t even sit and watch a dang movie without him making a comment about everything or laughing about a certain actor 

 ▪ or he’s always trying to be sneaky and put a hand up your shirt “jagi, there’s no one in our dorm, let’s go…cuddle” “Jackson stfu they’re all sitting right here" 

▪ the most supportive boyfriend ever and will cheer you on for anything

 ▪ brags about you to anyone who will listen 

 ▪ “y/n is looking like an angel today. Where’s your halo, jagi???“ 

▪ you better prepare before a cuddling session with him bc he’s not going to let you go anytime soon 

▪ mostly bc he takes this time to be really honest and open with you and shares his deepest feelings. Teasing Jackson is gone and softie Jackson is here to stay 

▪ asks your opinion on everything. There’s been so many nights when you’ve come home and seen him sobbing over a picture of a puppy or kitten “y/n, can we please get one?" 

▪ he prefers not to kiss you in public just because he values these intimate moments with you (no matter how much he wants to make the others jealous) 

▪ but in private he’s very touchy while he’s kissing you, and his mouth is everywhere 

 ▪ anyway, let’s not get carried away lmao

 ▪ pls treat this ball of fluff well and don’t ever let him drive 💜

Originally posted by defwang

im a sucker with a plot where muse a is in a band with his buddies and they’re making it pretty big right? they just bought a house for just the band, they have a new album coming out, just got back from tour, they have it all. except muse b. muse b is the long time best friend of the whole band that, while they were on tour and following their dreams, was going through school and working a job and doing regular young adult things. they keep in touch though because really muse b might as well be part of the band, knowing the rest of the members before it was really even created. and now, muse b has taken time off to come visit them! muse a can’t wait because they have literally always had the biggest heart eyes for muse b but they never really have found the right time to act on it. pls give me this with angst and long distance friendships and nervousness and love and arguing and pls!!!
mahdi disi is a trans guy pass it on

shortly after isak comes out as gay, mahdi tells the boys about him being pan and trans because he is tired of the trans excluding jokes the guys pull (very often fixating at that a guy = a penis)

after this, jonas not only comes out as bi but also gets so much more active in the lgbtq community. he reads up about trans issues because he wants to support mahdi since he is one of his best friends and tbh, mahdi needs the support when magnus accidentally asks offensive things. together they educate ppl about trans issues and trans inclusion. to their suprise even is also slightly educated when it comes to trans issues so jonas, even and mahdi has, in the middle of the night, long discussions about the social construct gender is while magnus has fallen asleep with his head in mahdi’s lap and isak sits in even’s lap, playing on his phone and listening to his friends discussing how fucked up gender roles and the macho culture really is

anonymous asked:

why do you ship jaime/brienne? do you think they are going to be endgame or just a lots of wasted moments on screen?

oh boy. wow okay, i just love them?? this is gonna be a super incoherent mess of both book and show canon, so sorry in advance lmao.

jaime and brienne are just so good for each other. they challenge each other, they change each other, they grow together and separately because of their relationship. they are constantly pushing each other to be better. they tear down each other’s walls and then build each other up again. they balance each other out so well. naive, honorable, good brienne and damaged, arrogant and experienced jaime?? like wow, goodness. 

they teach each other so much. jaime shows brienne how knighthood isn’t all it’s cracked up to be and shatters a lot of her naivety about the world. brienne originally thinks so much in black and white. jaime killed the king, so he’s bad. renly danced with her, so he’s good. but jaime helps shift her perspective on “good” and “bad” because he’s such a morally-grey character (one of the reasons i love him so much). brienne teaches jaime about the value of true honor, not the bullshit he was fed in king’s landing, but real strength and dignity. something that you have to find inside yourself, not something you put on like a mask when it suits you.

one of my favorite aspects of their relationship is the idea that “things aren’t always as they seem.” jaime and brienne both have these concrete ideas about the world and other people that completely shift because of their relationship. jaime originally calls her things like “wench” and “ugly”, etc. because 1. he’s an asshole (lol) and 2. that’s all he saw at first. but big, strong, “ugly” brienne turned out to be so soft and “astonishing”. in the same way, arrogant, selfish jaime finds himself constantly putting himself at risk for this girl he barely knows. saving her from being raped by the bloody mummers, jumping into the bear pit to save her, etc. jaime becomes someone who saves people, rather than hurts them. brienne does that, and jaime changes her as well. brienne only saw jaime as a “kingslayer”, an “oathbreaker”, a “man without honor.” but then she learns the truth about the sack of king’s landing when he opens up to her - because jaime wants her to know this, wants her not to think so terribly of him, her of all people. jaime doesn’t want brienne to think of him as “the kingslayer” but as jaime. and after that, he is always jaime to brienne, and it crushes my soul. 

brienne names his sword “oathkeeper” and vows to save sansa stark in his name. not just because she wants to save sansa, but because she wants jaime to be proud of her, because she wants to “find his honor.” she can’t bear the idea of failing him. brienne dreams of jaime fastening a rainbow cloak around her shoulders and shouts his name in her sleep. she’s constantly wishing that he hadn’t left her. and jaime finds himself defending brienne even after they’re separated. he yells at men who call her “wench” and insist that her name is brienne. it’s a complete turnaround from how they originally saw each other. they’re no longer “the wench” and “the kingslayer” to each other, but jaime and brienne. two imperfect, messy humans who care so damn much about each other even if they don’t want to. no matter how much they could say they don’t, the prove themselves wrong with every action they take.

do i think they will become canon? as far as i’m concerned they already are. they have a meaningful relationship that’s extremely important to the story, and that matters whether they get married and have babies or not. (but god i wish they would). i’m terrified that jaime is going to die before the thing is done, either while he kills cersei or saving brienne. but even if they don’t become “canon” in the way you mean, their scenes will be by no means wasted. show-runners and writers don’t just throw a bunch of shit into a show and waste screen time on things that don’t matter. everything we’ve seen on game of thrones and in the asoiaf books so far has had or will have a major payoff, including jaime and brienne. will they live happily ever after? i’m not sure (though i hope). but their arc will absolutely come full-circle by the time the show/books are finished, that i can guarantee. it’s all leading up to something big!

i probably left out about 1000 things, but i don’t really do like “research” meta, i just spew my feelings all over the place and hope for the best lmao. basically i just really love jaime and brienne. they’re one of my favorite ships of all time and arguably one of the best ships in game of thrones/a song of ice and fire (and like, all media, tbh). they’re so good and i want to die because of it!!!!!

You Teach Them How to Draw/Paint (RFA + V & Vanderwood)

The last one got really popular, so here’s a sequel!

▪he can’t see, obviously, but you came up with a solution!
▪finger painting with different textures of paint!
▪You mix some things into paint and then added different objects that’d give it different textures
▪this precious boy is so excited
▪you pull the smock over his head, a plain white t-shirt with paint speckles all over the front and sleeves and hand him a bowl of warm water to wash his hands in
▪you take V’s hand and touch each of his fingers to the paints (some gritty, glittery, smooth, clumpy, anything you could do to make them different from one another) and tell him which of the paints are which colors
▪he immediately goes to work smearing the paint on the canvas almost expertly, taking great care into this painting
▪V gets some red paint in his hair and there’s a smear of yellow glitter on his cheek but his smile is so wide and pure that you just m e l t
▪forgets about the paint on his hands and kisses you
▪your faces are bright yellow and fuscia and that’s the day V seriously considers getting the surgery
▪kind of pains him hearing you so ecstatic and knowing the lengths you’re going through to make him comfortable and happy
▪"MC…you’re so beautiful"
▪he insists the two of you take a selfie to immortalize the moment forever what a cheeseball I love him so much but he doesn’t tell you that when he does get the surgery, he wants to see what you looked like today
▪finally, he adds a signature: the letter V in braille
▪it’s a clunky, glittery mess but you hang it right in the living room where you can see it all the time!

▪dis boy ain’t got time for this
▪he takes the pencil and draws a lovely picture of a middle finger, titling it: “To 707”
▪707 finds it and pretends to be really touched, even goes as far to print out seven hundred and seven copies, and then proceeding to tape them all up on his wall

▪he doesn’t want to learn
▪he wants to model
▪"Draw me like one of your Korean guys, MC"
▪poses provocatively on the sofa and even tries his pose from Promiscuous Jalapeño
Zen pls keep this PG-13
▪Remember that Brandon Rogers quote? “This is my hippity house I like to do a lot of fun and creative poses here”
▪yeah that’s Zen
▪when you do sit him down and tell him to draw YOU instead, he nearly panics
▪turns out his behaivor was just a front
▪he’s not good at drawing and doesn’t want to disappoint you
▪tries his best and when it doesn’t come out quite right, he erases your face and draws a funnier one on to make you laugh

▪when he asked you to teach him, you were expecting him to want to draw an LOLOL character
▪so honestly, you were shocked when he pulled out his phone and snapped a quick pic of you
▪you give him guidelines and things that’ll help him
▪he pulls his bangs back and sticks his pencil between his teeth, scrunching his face up as he studies the drawing
▪something isn’t quite right about it…
▪he tried, at least!
▪he’s really proud of it (and tbh it’s really cute, just also really messed up)

▪Jaehee looooves watercolor painting
▪she has a few books of famous watercolor painters so when you offer to teach her, she’s beside herself
▪"Really? You’d teach me?“
Jaehee I’d eat my own foot if you asked me to
▪tries to paint a watercolor painting with different kinds of coffee and it actually looks pretty good, especially since painting with coffee is kind of hard!
▪her painting is almost as good as yours
▪You’re lowkey jealous since it was her first time but Jaehee was so excited that you let it slide
▪she hangs up her paintings in the coffee shop and her face lights up everytime she passes by them
▪paints Zen a few times
▪but when Jumin asks her to paint a picture of Elizabeth 3rd, she declines faster than Seven consuming a bag of Honey Buddha chips ▪literally lives for the days the two of you sit down at the table and open up all of the windows to paint
▪she thinks that you’re a whole different kind of beautiful when you’re focused, sunlight streaming through and bouncing off of your hair and eyes
▪she actually tells you one day though
▪you were surprised when she leaned over and brushed your hair behind your ears, telling you how pretty you were and how your eyes looked translucent in the pretty light
god Baehee makes me so gayhee

▪you suggest oil painting!
▪he has the best paint, canvases, and easels imported from God knows where just for this
▪how did you even get them here so quick??
“I have my ways, MC”
▪…you mean money.
▪chooses to paint a picture of a landscape
▪Wait, no Elizabeth?
▪"Am I not allowed to have other interests besides Elizabeth 3rd?“
▪the two of you step out for a moment, and that’s when Elizabeth decides to take revenge on Jumin
▪you come back to a green and brown cat, and have to chase her all over the penthouse to give her a bath
▪the painting actually turns out really nice, he doesn’t even wear a smock and manages to stay pristine the entire time
▪however, he does keep Elizabeth’s paw print on the painting, and insists she helped him with it

▪actually begs you to teach him
▪you finally agree and sit him down, pulling out a kit of acrylic paints and a pad of artist’s paper
▪he, for once, looks really happy
▪when you ask him what he’s painting and try to look, he shies away
▪"I-it’s a secret, baka!“
▪"if you must know, it’s a picture of my one true love! She’s beautiful, sweet, makes me happier than anyone in the world….”
▪You’re suddenly really happy
▪Elizabeth 3rd is a cat so she can’t like memes, so he must mean you!
▪*Donald Trump voice* wrooooong
▪turns the picture around
▪it’s a freaking painting of himself kissing a bag of Honey Buddha chips

Things I adore about Changkyun
  • His nickname is ‘cave boyx
  • Always apologises for not being able to communicate well but he’s actually really great at speaking, both Korean and English
  • He’s the ‘hawkeye’ x
  • He said one of his positions in the group is to ‘look old’ x
  • Okay LISTEN, he is so good at rapping. I am not being biased, it’s a fact, he is an amazing rapper and when his mixtape comes out it’ll be straight up fire x
  • He is so funny without even trying x x x
  • Once pretended to grab the sun and eat it x
  • He is actually so good looking omg his visuals needs a separate post of appreciation tbh x x
  • Apparently there’s a hierarchy within the group and he rules them all x
  • He actually takes the best selfies, this boy knows angles x
  • That neck grab thing he does in Stuck PLEASE x x
  • That one time in Right Now where he said he wouldn’t have any facial expressions on the Viking ride, but he ended up having the best expression out of all of them x
  • Just watch this video and pray for him x
  • “Be quiet I’m speaking right now okay?!” x
  • Wonho’s second job is to annoy the crap out of him x
  • He’s the true dance king x
  • Okay his opening of this performance got me so SHOOK, English and Chinese, boy was playing with my feelings x
  • “I’m Wonho who is in charge of being the maknae.” x
  • Okay it wouldn’t be an appreciation of Changkyun without talking about his amazing friendship with Jooheon, ugh it’s so pure and beautiful x x x x
  • When he fell down because he missed his chair and got so embarrassed and just sat on the floor looking over the table omg he is so cute x
  • He actually does rule Monsta X I swear, they all adore him so much x x x
  • He is literally Kihyun’s child x x
  • White looks SO good on him x x
  • He has such a beautiful smile x
  • That one time he wore the Nirvana shirt and his hair was parted in the middle and he was cute all day x x
  • He looks so good with glasses x x
  • His vocals got everyone shook x
  • His version of the Amen special clip was the most adorable thing I’d ever seen, those CAT EARS, that LIP BITE x
  • Not only is he cute af he is SO SEXY it’s insane x x x
  • I live for these pictures of him and Shownu x
  • I love how he’s a fighter, he didn’t let being disliked by the others in No Mercy get him down, instead he used that to prove he belonged there and worked so hard and I am so thankful and so grateful that he made it through.
"it's six o'clock in the morning, you're not having vodka" - Simon

Simon X Reader

Description: 24 “it’s six o'clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka"

Requested?: yes

Notes: reblogged a thing and a few people sent in numbers. I went on a bit of a ramble tbh 😂😂😂

You sat at the bottom of the stairs. Phone by your side, checking the time constantly. The boys had gone out last night and now it was 6am and they hadn’t come home yet. You were growing worried and had sent messages to everyone and anyone. No one knew where they were and they hadn’t replied, not even your best friend Simon, who would always message you to let you know where they were.

The door swung open, hitting the wall beside it heavily. "Hey, Kate! We’re home!” A very drunk and unstable JJ slurred walking over to you and hugging you tightly.

“I was worried! Why didn’t you message me?” You said throwing your arms in the air and looking straight at simon who was trying to pull off his shoes by the door. “Ah, don’t worry! Everyone, Bed!” You said, laughing at how mother-like you were being.

JJ, Josh and Vikk crawled their way comically up the stairs. You stood up and turned to follow them up the stairs when Simon took your arm and pulled you towards the kitchen.

“Simon! What are you doing?” You laughed sitting yourself at the kitchen counter whilst Simon rummaged in the fridge and cupboards.

“I need vodka!” He said throwing his arms up in the air as he found the last bottle on the shelf. He started to open the bottle but you snatched it away quickly.

“Simon! No! It’s six o'clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka!” You giggled, reaching into the cupboard on your tip toes to put the bottle back. You gave up trying to put it on the original shelf so put the bottle on the lowest shelf. You turned around to see Simon smirking. “I don’t know what you’re smirking at young man!” You said, pointing your finger at him and trying to act annoyed.

But, God, he looked so sexy. His hair wasn’t freshly spiked so looked fluffy and was flat against his forehead. His toned body could be seen through is skin tight white shirt. And all you could think about, was how much you wanted to kiss him.

A wave of emotions ran through you and made you quickly take Simons shirt in your hand. You looked up at him for some kind of feeling that he wanted the same as you. But there was nothing. Simon stared down at you, blankly and, if anything, confused. You let go of his shirt and laughed. Of course he wouldn’t want to kiss me, you thought.

“Good night, Simon.” You said, a dagger impaling your heart as he simply smiles and nods in return. You walk out of the kitchen and up the stairs and go to your bedroom.

You dump yourself down on your dressing table chair. You find your make up wipes and remove any make up that had survived the night. You grabbed your brush and tied your hair into a loose bun. Then, you changed into your black Sidemen tracksuit bottoms and matching hoodie and climbed into bed. Hot tears fell down your face. How could you be so stupid? Simon could have any girl he wanted, why would he pick you? The girl he’s known for 10 years? The one he’s seen with spots and braces?

A light knock at the door wakes you up from your daydream. You quickly wipe the tears with your duvet and quickly say “come in”. A small figure enters the room and your fairy lights light up Vikks face.

“I just came to see if you’re okay? It’s just, I could hear you crying from the next room?” He said, worry tracing his slightly drunken voice.

“Yeah, yeah, you know, hormones and that!” You laughed, trying to hide the fact you were so obviously lying.

“Oh, okay, as long as you’re sure! You know I’m just next door if you need me. But so is Simon, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind looking after you…” he said smiling and closing the door behind him.

You laid back down and pondered on what to do. You got up and grabbed your fluffy dressing gown and wrapped it round you. You opened your door quietly and carefully found your way in the dark to Simons door. You sniffed quietly and tried to fan your face to cool yourself down before going in.

“y/n?” Simons voice called from his room. Shit, you thought. Light footsteps started coming towards the door. The door opened and there Simon was. Stood in the same tracksuit bottoms as you with no shirt on. You looked up at his face and smiled. You were sure the tear stains and the red cheeks would give away to him that you had been crying. “Come here, little one,” he said pulling you to his chest and giving you a hug, “what’s wrong?”.

“I love someone so much” you said, muffled by his chest.

“Why didn’t you tell me? Who is it?” He said pulling you away from him, but pulling you into his room and shutting the door behind you. “I bet it’s JJ!” He said making you laugh, “oh come on! You totally fancy him!”, he sat down on his bed and so you sat opposite him.

“No it’s not!” You laughed, looking up at him. He looked at you with a questioning look, as if to say ‘who then?’. “Well, Simon, its you!” You said, looking to him again to check for some kind of reaction.

“Are you serious?” He said sitting up and closer to you, making you nervous.

“Pretty sure…” you said, subtly moving closer.

“How long have you..?” He said, trying to move subtly closer but by then your knees were touching each other’s

“A while…” you said putting your hand on Simons.

He picked up your hand and pulled you gently towards him. You sat up onto your knees and wrapped your arms around his neck. Simon placed one hand on your waist and one on your thigh, bringing you closer into him. Foreheads touching, Simon moved in uncertain, waiting for you to accept. You moved forward slowly and gently pressed your lips against Simon’s. The kiss started off slow, gradually got more passionate as your hands roamed his body. His hand on your thigh moved carefully up and planting a firm grip on your ass. His other hand trailed down and he lifted you up gently, sitting you onto his lap. His hands moved back up to your waist and tried to pull you closer again. However, you pulled away, letting go of his hair and putting your hands onto his cheeks.

“Do you like me, Simon?” You said pressing your noses together.

“Yes, of course, y/n. And I have for a while.” He pulled you down on top of him and cuddled himself around you. “Be mine, y/n?”

“Forever.” You said, pulling his arms around you tighter and closing your eyes.

anonymous asked:

This is not a prompt and I know you usually don't do asks... but! just in case: the finale is really messing up with my mind. The idea that she talks to him every day and he probably doesn't know she is alive is too much for me. What worries me the most is the idea of Bellamy getting romantic with somebody in the ark, given where the storyline is going do you think it's a possibility? How do you see things panning out?

In general, you’re right, I don’t do much speculation of this type, and I’m afraid I’m not going to start now. But here are some things that I consider to be important and good:

  • That was not a finale you write unless you care very, very deeply, about the relationship between Bellamy and Clarke. 
  • Clarke doesn’t really have a non-Bellamy love interest other than Niylah, and Niylah hasn’t ever really been treated like a love interest so much as a FWB. Obviously it’s possible they could leave her single or give her a new love interest from a number of places, but I think the lack of an extant obvious person is probably a good thing, in terms of Bellarke.
  • I also think their being separated makes it much more likely that the show is, if nothing else, considering making Bellarke canon. If they were together, they’d have to deal with their relationship in the Ark, with the following possible outcomes:
    • They get together during the time jump (unsatisfying)
    • They do not get together during the time jump and their relationship is at its current level for six years, and then they get together once they get back to Earth (bizarre and probably also unsatisfying)
    • They do not get together over the time jump because they are not interested in a romantic relationship and enter S5 as Firmly Just Friends (ugh)
    • They do not get together over the time jump because they have a Huge Falling Out and have to learn to be friends again on Earth (probably the most interesting of these but also like wtf why)
  • So being separated basically allows the writers to delay making a decision about whether or not they will be canon, whereas I think that leaving them together would have necessitated making that choice, and necessitated it in ways that would not be promising for the ship. I like the time jump, and as much as the sadness both of them are doubtless feeling during their separation hurts me, I much prefer it to the alternative, from both a story and shipping perspective.
  • Our cliffhanger was literally Clarke calling Bellamy EVERY DAY because she misses him so much and Bellamy being in actual mourning, so there is every reason to believe we are getting a fucking EPIC reunion.

On a broader note, I come from the old way of fandom, and from the old way of slash fandom, especially, where we never really expected our ships to become canon, and just sort of assumed every important conversation involving our OTP would end with some variation on “no homo,” so I get that my perspective on this is probably different from some people’s. Will I be frustrated if Bellamy and Clarke don’t mash their mouths together at some point? Yes, I totally will. I desperately want them to mash their mouths together, and I do think it’s pretty possible that they will. But my shipping of things has never really taken becoming canon as a very important factor in how much I enjoy them, so I am much more likely to think of all the reasons it might not happen to keep my expectations low than try to reassure myself that canonization is coming. So I’m not a good resource for that kind of reassurance.

But that also means what I mostly think about is all the things that will make me happy aside from actual face-mashing, and that finale was basically non-stop Bellamy and Clarke love each other so much, holy shit, with every indication that S5 will continue with that. And that is 900% what I’m about.


I thought I’d start a little series called Tips and Tricks, just some posts that could give some pointers to Naruto OC creators in terms of names, world-building, clothing etc. This is not to say everything in here is 100% accurate, this is just what I’ve learnt myself, or that it will automatically make your OC perfect. You can use as much or as little of these tips as you want. Maybe you’re just curious and bored and that’s fine too. If you want to talk more about any of these topics, just send us an ask :D 

OK, so let’s talk about character looks. In this post I’ll talk specifically about physique and genetics (or at least as much as I know about it lmao). The next T&T post will concern the outfit. Of course, given that it’s Naruto, I’ll be applying principles that aren’t necessarily applicable to the fantasy world, so uh, pick and choose what you follow from here, as always.


BODY SHAPE: As a ninja, your character will either be a well-rounded fighter or a specialist, meaning there are a variety of body shapes your character could possibly have. With the exception of characters like Akimichi clan members, they will likely be athletic, but here are some more narrowed down options for different specialisms:

               General on-duty ninja: meaning chuunin level at least active ninjas like ye olde background ninja. Could also apply to ninja who haven’t chosen a specific specialism, like Naruto or Kiba. These body-types will usually be slim, but not exactly lithe, with an average amount of muscle. They will be built in a way so they have access to a good amount of speed and strength and agility, while not favouring one over the other.

               Strong Fist/Physical characters: mainly taijutsu specialists or those with a lot of physical brunt-force attacks, people like Kisame or Gai. Neither Sakura nor Tsunade count in this one, because their strength comes from routing chakra rather than building muscle. These characters will be broad-shouldered with obvious muscles, probably tall and tanned from working out outside (although Rain or Mist ninja wouldn’t necessarily be tanned, because of the lack of sun in their homeland). These types of characters will also likely have a lot of scars and callouses, as well as chiselled features. Also prone to eating a lot or very fast, to rebuilt the energy they expended training.

               Gentle Fist/Medic/ninjutsu specialist characters: likely built for general field work but with a small focus on speed and agility. Likely with a reasonable amount of muscle mass but mainly focussed on the legs. Likely not with a large amount of scars or callouses. Gymnasts build rather than a runner’s build.

               Speed characters: Shisui, Sasuke and the like. Lithe muscles with focus on building leg muscles most likely. Shisui needs high speed for his body flicker technique and Sasuke and Kakashi need speed for their Chidori technique and the like. Again, these types of characters tend to be taller, but less tanned that Physical-type characters.

               Genjutsu specialists/desk ninja/not active duty characters: will have softer body-types. Shikamaru would probably fit into this category too. These ninja don’t move much in the field – they usually work in the background, relying on their teammates to protect their back. They will have the least amount of muscles, but will likely have a high agility with hand-signs/deftness. Least amount of scars too, and probably the palest out of the lot, since they mostly spend their days inside studying or in off duty ninja cases, teaching or fetching Tsunade more sake. The slowest and physically weakest. However, likely, jounin level Genjutsu users will still have a passable amount of speed and agility (like Kurenai is obviously field-capable despite being a Genjutsu-type).

               Special cases: As I mentioned, some ninja don’t really fit precisely into these types. Chouji, for instance, has a naturally large body size which works to his advantage with his family jutsu. Ino diets and whatever, but it doesn’t necessarily make her bad ninja material since most of her time spent in the field is in another person’s mind anyway. People like Gai and Lee, although Physical-types, are also Speed-types. Tenten would normally be a Genjutsu-type/long distance type of character, but since she’s also a weapons specialist, she would likely be a General-type too.

Take your ninja’s speciality into account when thinking of their body-type.

NOTE: what body type your character has will affect their weight. The more muscle they have, the more they will weigh. Hence, a Physical-type character of the same age and height as a Ninjutsu-type character will weigh more, even if they’re not over-weight. Do not be afraid of weight figures.

LOOKS || SKIN: The majority of characters we see in Naruto are light-skinned, with the exception of Kumo nin, who seem to be split roughly evenly for light and dark-skinned characters. And, while I know this isn’t canon, I would strongly suggest that if you make a Suna nin, you make them at least tan. They live in the desert, the amount of melanin in their skin is gonna be way high to protect them from harsh UV rays (however, if you do want to make a light-skinned Suna character, no-one’s gonna stop you, bc they are McWhiteys in canon for some reason). But, you know, if you have a character in any other village, if doesn’t mean their skin has to be white (see: Iruka is dark skinned, but lives in The Whitest Town).

LOOKS || EYES: Ok, so yeah, the Naruto world has a whole host of what-the-fuck eye colours, and that’s what makes it fun. While I would stay away from colour changing eyes, especially when it’s due to emotion changes, have fun with the weird colours eyes can be otherwise (e.g. orange, violet, red etc.). Here’s a helpful eye-colour chart though if you want to work out the colour of offspring/parents eyes with IRL colours.

Otherwise, you have a few options for the way characters’ eyes look – does the character have a double eyelid? Do they have prominent lashes? Are their eyes more rounded or more pointed? Do they have a pupil and iris (Sakura), iris and no pupil (Ino) or just a pupil/black eyes (Kiba)? Do they have partial/full heterochromia?

(Also, do note that Kishimoto himself has said that, in the highly unlikely event that a Hyuuga and Uchiha had a kid, they would have one Sharingan and one Byakugan, just to get that outta the way).

As for other dojutsu, I would say go ahead and make some up for yourself – the Sharingan, Rinnegan and Byakugan are all considered the ‘greatest’, so other types are in existence. Just make sure not to copy any of the canon dojutsu and not to make them more powerful them them.

LOOKS || HAIR: Ah, goody. Well, hair colour is uh, a horse that has been happily flogged around the Naruto fandom I think, so I’ll keep this brief: it can be basically any colour. It can even be two colours, but keep it to two and with a clear divide (not a gradient, unless that just happens to be your art style) and no streaks, if you want to fit into canon. Also would suggest no neon colours – stick to desaturated/pastel colours.

(I’m not even going to talk about how dumb Gaara’s hair colour is – the fact that his hair is red, and he’s pale af in the desert, from a long line of desert-dwellers…no. We’ll leave Pheomelanin concentration out of this.)

Take into account the ninja’s speciality when considering hair length – if they are physical/close-range attack ninjas, cut it short, or tie it up. Even tied up, I wouldn’t suggest hair past your shoulder-blades, unless your character is a sannin or kage level ninja whose hair isn’t likely to be caught or tangled in a fight. If your character is a mid to long-distance fighter, they automatically have a lot more lee-way for how long/styled their hair is (see: Kurenai and her sea of luscious locks, Ino and her incredibly inconvenient Spinnaker Tower). They aren’t likely to let enemy ninjas near enough to them to get a hold of their hair, so that’s alright. Someone like Neji, while a close-combat specialist, is a protégé and therefor unlikely to get his hair caught easily.

Another thing to consider, is where you stick yer darn fringe. I would suggest not putting it in front of your eyes if you’re a short to mid-range combat specialist. You can basically get away with it, again, if you’re a long-range kind of person, but really, just…think about if for a sec.

Some ways of stashing away long hair on missions is plaiting it, wrapping it in bandages like Yugito Nii, or tucking it down the back of a top. Idk why Neji has his hair tied like that, it seems ridiculously precarious tbh.

LOOKS || OTHERS: let’s face it; physically distinguishing features are one of the most fun part of designing characters. In the world of anime, where everyone’s faces basically look the same, having a way of telling which character is which even if they’re wearing different clothes is a super helpful thing. Some canon examples would be Lee’s spectacular brows (and Gaara’s weird lack of them), Kakashi’s mole, Naruto’s whiskers, Raidou’s scar and Tsunade’s forehead seal. These are all things that wouldn’t change even with a costume change (ok the seal might disappear, but only for a short while before it comes back, so sort of moot point).

Tbh, scars, I find, are the best, and most realistic, way of making your character stand out – they’re ninja, and are therefore very likely to collect scars as they go (or even choose to keep them as a tribute or whatever). Other characteristics might be pupil-less eyes (yes, this occurs in multiple characters, but it’s uncommon enough to stand out), generally otherworldly features (see: Orochimaru’s general creepy face), maybe weird teeth, tattoos, things like freckles or boils (like on Jiraiya’s nose) etc.

Hmm, other than that, what else…oh yeah, I would stay away from lots of piercings. I mean, apart from the completely terrifying prospect of getting a lip piercing caught in a fight and ripping your mouth open, the only character we’ve seen with more piercings than the average ear piercings, would be the Paths of Pein, and those weren’t even really piercings. So, yeah, earrings are fine, but I would suggest not going overboard with the additional piercings thing.

But yeah, that’s that for now, check in with me or Alice if you would like something covered in ore depth or if I wrote something completely wrong here.

Happy creating, folks!

-Mod Hal.

anonymous asked:

Henlo could you write a dad todoroki scenario where their daughter asks where babies come from and they ask for a sibling ,,, tha

((tag urself were u [Name]’s parents or Todoroki’s parents when it came to where babies r from I’m Todoroki’s))

“Hey dad! I wanna know where babies come from!”
Shouto damn near choked on his drink and looked at his four-year-old in shock. “I’m sorry, what?”
“Where do babies come from!? I wanna know! Everyone else knows!” How the hell could any other children all know where babies come from? He had to bluff something.
“Er, one second, sweetie. [Name], can you come here?”
You stuck your head out from around the corner, clearly in a bathrobe and just out of a shower. “Yeah, what’s up?”
“Hey! Where do babies come from!” Your daughter shouted, not even as a question anymore. “Dad isn’t telling me!”
“Well, that’s an easy question. You know how I take you grocery shopping every week?” You seemed smooth as ever, and Shouto was… really surprised that you could just pull that out. “Your dad and I talked about it for a very long time, and we decided we wanted a baby. So we went to the store—“
“What store?”
“The baby store. The store where you get babies that exists. We went to the baby store and picked you!” That was clever. Maybe your parents told you that when you were a kid. Shouto’s dad just told him what sex was.
“You went to the baby store?” She was incredulous, eyes wider than the moon and Shouto felt that all-too-common rush of love for the little family the two of you had made. “That’s awesome! The next time you go can I come? I wanna help pick!”
He almost choked again. “The next time?”
“I’m lonely! I want a little brother or sister! Lemme pick it out!”
You were laughing nervously, playing with your hair while you tried to come up with an answer. “Oh, uh, well…”
“You can’t come to the baby store because children can’t be in there.” While you floundered, Shouto was quick on his feet.
“Because children aren’t supposed to know about the baby store. It’s a secret. So you can’t tell the other kids about the baby store, okay?”
She nodded enthusiastically. “Okay! I won’t tell, but can I make a shopping list like daddy does?”
You laughed and ruffled her head. “Sure sweetie. But they might run out of some babies, so we’ll do the best we can, alright?”
Yeah, the three of you had a good thing going on.

The Summer (31/33)

The Summer (31/33) | Dan Howell has spent the last three summers at Camp Bergamot, but it’s never been quite like this before. This year, he faces a summer full of new friends, a new relationship, and an entirely new view on his own sexuality. Perhaps Camp Bergamot should be renamed camp self discovery for all the changes Dan has gone through, but one thing’s for sure - despite all the hiccups and the drama, he just might have found the love of his life. | Phan | Mature | Smut, Misunderstandings, Insecurity, Panic Attacks, Bullying, Minor Violence, Physical Fight | 400,000+ Words

Disclaimer: In no way do I claim that this is real or cast aspersions on Dan or Phil.

This Part: 18,257 Words

For reference, @botanistlester is Dan, @snowbunnylester is Phil.

(Previous) (AO3) (Masterlist)

Warnings: teasing, edging, dirty talk, neck kink, handjobs, stretching, penetrative sex, schmoop

A/N: Hey guys! Honestly, we cannot believe what a wild ride it’s been over the course of the last… how long? Few months that we’ve been posting this. When we started this RP, I don’t think either of us realized it was going to end up being over 400,000 words long, and yet it most definitely did. We set out for this fic to be an exploration of sexuality and, obviously, sex, and that’s exactly what we’ve done. We honestly hope you guys have enjoyed this wild ride as much as we have! But don’t worry, this isn’t quite the end! We’ve still got the massive epilogue to go, a whopping 55K words long that we’ve decided to split in half and post back to back thanks to your guys vote!

On Friday, we’ll hit you with part one of the epilogue over at @snowbunnylester ‘s blog, followed by part two on Satruday on @botanistlester ‘s blog! Of course, it’s also getting posted to ao3 in the same chaptered fic as chapters 32 and 33, so stay tuned, and I can’t believe the ride is nearly over… I’m going to try not to cry!

Chapter Thirty-One

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anonymous asked:

would you say you're in a place where you're happy? im still young (19 soon 20) and i want to feel happy but i feel like i'll only get there if i'm this totally made up version of myself that i'm not sure is achievable. were you ever in a place where you feel like you finally figured out who you are on your own? sorry if this doesn't make any sense.

i’m so happy, i’ve never been happier. that said i really only got to this place less than a year ago and i’m about to be 25 next month. i feel like i know who i am and what i want and how i’m going to get there. 19 feels so far away tbh, i was just in college having fun and fucking around lol. i had darker times when i was older like 21-23 yeas sort of terrible, like rock bottom a thousand times over. 

the best piece of advice i can give you is to stop planning, stop thinking so far ahead. be present. think about what you enjoy doing and who you enjoy being around and take time for yourself and just focus on right now. things don’t go as planned, people come in and out of your life and your feelings change and your interests change and you just have to welcome all of those things and let your life play out.

anonymous asked:

Coming out story? :)

ok ok but i also might make a video sometime but idk?¿?¿

basically i never really liked boys much at all. like in elementary school I was never ever interested in boys. Also i was obsessed with lily from hannah Montana and sam from icarly (clearly both more tomboyish) and like wanted to be them sooooo badly. I guess I dressed “girly” when I was young but I also didnt care and just wore tshirts and shit all the time lol (ok like clothing has nothing to do with being gay but idk it fits in with the story.) In middle school I had a boyfriend lol and he always asked if we could kiss and stuff and i always just thought I wasnt ready for that yet. I just was really uncomfortable showing affection to boys like i remember my friends had boyfriends and they would hold hands and hug and shit and i was just soooooooo uncomfortable with it. So then freshman year came and this guy started texting me and we hung out and I would flirt with him and stuff but then he started asking me how far I would go with a guy and im like ummmm im not comfortable with that like I dont want to do anything with a guy right now, and I still thought I just wasnt ready for it. Also whenever our friends would talk about relationships and stuff I would always say how nice it was to be gay and be with a woman lololol. Also freshman year I was obsessed with women celebrities and would be like omg they are so cute and funny!

Then I literally had an epiphany in bed one morning like im not kidding lol. I was laying there thinking about relationships and a man laying next to me and then I was like “but what if it was a woman?” and it was like WOAHHHHHHHHH 

So yeah then began me searching all over youtube to see as many coming out stories as possible and girlfriend tag videos and just like every gay thing I could come across lol. 

So I told my mom and my friend Dominique before anyone, even before I was even 100% sure because I was really caught up on the label thing and like what if in the future I wanted to date a guy??? and I was scared to put that label on it. But tbh my mom is like the fucking best and I talked with her a lot about stuff and eventually I just slowly started telling other people like my friends and it just slowly got around school and stuff. 

But I accidentally came out to my dad bc i had all mens clothing on my christmas list and he asked me about it (but was kind of joking) and hes like “are you a guy?” and im like nah dad and then hes like “lol are you gay” and i just froze. and hes like “wait oh my god are you? i mean i dont care just like are you really?” and i was like yup. and he was super supportive and stuff. 

basically everyone was really supportive and the hardest part for me was really understanding myself and figuring out what i wanted to label myself as (which like labels ik but it really freaked me out when i was coming out)


Not really little Error, just fanon one, but “My damn slipper…” Donno why I bothered semi-censoring it, considering even I say this out loud all the time :D

Canon interpretation is anything compliant with source material — meaning that the original personality, quirks and backstory are preserved.

Fanon interpretation is anything created — and widely accepted — by the fandom whether or not it matches source material.

Suffering through what he’d suffered for so long — and now he gets to meet a child version of himself, who has different issues but is going through such horrible experiences nonetheless… Geno isn’t exactly okay, you know. Plus he’s probably projecting too… Alaina described this behavior best as “ some form of…weird self preservation”.

…If the pose kid!Geno is stuck in in the comic looks vaguely uncomfortable… well, that’s because it is :D

There’s this big version of himself holding him close and making scary sounds on anyone who comes too close. I’d be very concerned too, tbh)

Maybe? Probably? Idk? You’re welcome to come up with whatever you want! Funkle sounds like a swear-word to me though o.0

Well, that comic was supposed to be the answer! :3

Нас много. Просто на английском среди нас мало кто говорит, потому на Тамблере и не водится!

Glad you’re enjoying my stuff guys! Bringing the others laughs is one of the best things that come with being an artist! Bringing the angst is another one!

Please take care of yourself though, ‘k? ‘K! ♥

…I feel like I’m being called out for something… :D