best thing to come out of this tbh

MBTI stereotypes vs. How I see them irl

ENFP stereotype: crazy, always yelling, always crying, loud, obsessed with rainbows and unicorns for some reason.

ENFPs irl: being an ENFP myself I’ll say that we are so much more mellow than you’d expect. Some of us are actually kind of quiet and can get confused as introverts. We are excitable people, without a doubt, but we’re picky about who we want to be excitable around.

INFP stereotype: dark, brooding, always sad, poetic, cries a lot, takes everything personally, probably emo

INFPs irl: I won’t deny that INFPs definitely can be like this, but they’re also surprisingly playful & don’t show their emotions as much as you’d expect. Every INFP I’ve met is super witty and they always have the most perfect comedic timing! Seriously, y'all could be comedians. They can sometimes be smartasses and seem like INTPs, even ENTPs on the surface.

ISFP stereotype: hipster, emo, crybaby, manic pixie dream girl, tortured artist

ISFP irl: I won’t deny that the stereotype is pretty accurate. But like INFPs, they don’t show their emotions as often as you’d think. They actually come off as quite aloof and unemotional on the surface. Also; even though they’re sensors, they are very much like intuitives! I dated an ISFP and we used to have the most interesting conversations.

ESFP stereotype: party animal, attention whore, loud, annoying

ESFPs irl: Like the ENFPs, they’re surprisingly laid back. And some can be confused as introverts; they’re very similar to their ISFP “cousins”. Although ESFPs are party animals without a doubt, they have a surprisingly mellow vibe. They’re also a LOT smarter than you’d think.

ENTP stereotype: asshole, always debating, just dicks in general

ENTPs irl: I have a lovely ENTP teacher and my dad is an ENTP as well. Honestly, I think ENTPs are one of the thinking types that can often be confused to be feelers. They’re often VERY friendly and charismatic— sometimes even more so than ENFPs— and you’ll find that they’re surprisingly very emotional when you get to know them. Remember, kids: thinkers have feelings too, they just have a harder time grasping them than feeling types.

ESTJ/ENTJ stereotype: mean, bossy, stoic

EXTJs irl: Both of these types are stereotyped to be very mean & bossy people. They sometimes can come across like that, but often times when they’re being bossy, they’re only trying to help you. A lot of people misinterpret their actions. Yes, some EXTJs abuse their power, but a lot of them are just looking out for people and making sure they do the right thing. They’re also very fun & social if you become friends with them! They’re so much nicer than you’d expect. 

ISTJ stereotype: boring, hates people, stoic

ISTJs irl: They aren’t boring, just very mellow. Every ISTJ I’ve met has a very calm tone of voice. Like EXTJs, they can come off as bossy, but often times they’re only trying to help you. They definitely have a fun, charismatic side to them too.

INTJ stereotype: evil, hates people, antisocial

INTJs irl: Yeah, a lot of INTJs are like this. But they can be really good friends; they can just be quite picky about who they want to spend time with, because they’re often very very introverted. When you do get “chosen” by an INTJ, they’re actually super fun to talk to and be around. They have a soft, sweet side too that they’ll reveal to you if you get close enough. Like ISTJs, they’re often super mellow people.

ISFJ stereotype: pure, soft, will bake you cookies, very emotional

ISFJs irl: Alright. I’ll admit that the ISFJ stereotype is pretty spot on. But they’re also more smart & independent than you’d expect. They’re very caring about others, but will still go out and get what they want no matter what the cost; a confident ISFJ won’t be afraid to cut you out of the picture if you’re hindering their progress! They also give REALLY good advice. That’s typical of an XXFJ type though, tbh.

INFJ stereotype: extremely introverted. dark and brooding. probably psychic.

INFJs irl: I have an INFJ best friend and let me tell you, these types really do come off as extroverted! They can be very charismatic and chatty and are so much less mysterious/cryptic than you’d expect. They’re so fun to be around!! I’ll agree that they’re probably psychic though tbh. A lot of INFJs I’ve met have had weird spiritual experiences & predicted things that I never could have thought of before. They can also be huge party animals if you bring out their wild side!

ENFJ stereotype: typical “hero”, preachy, emotional, manipulative

ENFJs irl: I honestly don’t disagree with this stereotype. ENFJs can be manipulative, but they don’t always have malicious intent. They’re a little similar to EXTJs at times; they seem controlling, but often times they’re just trying to help. ENFJs sometimes get a bad rep, but I think they are super impessive and smart people. And yes, it’s true; they most likely know you better than you know yourself.

ESFJ stereotype: typical basic bitch, loud, charismatic, over emotional

ESFJs irl: I’d say the stereotype is true, but exaggerated. Some ESFJs can be a bit obnoxious, I’ll admit, but they’re usually super wonderful to be around. Their presence is often very fun & refreshing. They may seem smothering at times, but just know that deep in their heart it’s because they want to keep people happy. Every ESFJ I’ve met does their very best to put a smile on everyone’s face; they’re always joking around, giving out compliments, and giving out hugs. They often have good intentions with everything they do and you can just /tell/.

ESTP stereotype: daredevil, asshole, party animal, impulsive

ESTPs irl: They definitely have a tendency to be all of the above. But they’re also super friendly & charismatic, and very caring deep down. They’re also often really really smart, but don’t often show it unless you get them talking about a subject they’re invested in. When they’re not out partying and going wild, they are actually super chill people.

ISTP/INTP stereotype: assholes, nerdy, hates people, critical

IXTPs irl: Actually sweethearts. They often aren’t too great at expressing emotion, but they’re just so nice, they can even sometimes appear nicer than the IXFPs. They care so much for people without even realizing it. I dated an ISTP and he used to do the sweetest romantic gestures ever!! They come off as aloof, cold, and often robotic; but you still get a general sense that they care for the people around them, and they often truly do deep down.

Dating Jungkook would include

Originally posted by hohbi

Jeon Jungkook

- Texting all the time
- But not sweet texts
- More like that one things that’s like the “What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.” thing idk fr what it is but he would send you that
- And he’s not mad when he sends it
- You just asked what time he wants to go to the movies
- He’s actually a meme
- You could be in a group chat with the other boys and use your boyfriend’s face as a reaction to things they say
- And he’s so athletic w o w
- You’re dating the golden maknae, just a reminder
- Tbh he’ll never cheat on you because you’re the only girl he can even look in the eye
- He does really weird things
- All the time
- You look over and he’s making a weird face
- You turn around and he’s walking on his hands
- Who knows
- Your closet is full of white shirts because that’s all he wears
- You could wear one of his white shirts and he’d know exactly which one it is out of his 219 white shirts
- “YOU’RE WEARING NUMBER 46 DON’T GET ANYTHING ON IT, THAT ONE IS MY FAVORITE”
- “I THOUGHT 23 WAS YOUR FAVORITE? NEXT TO 114?”
- “THEY’RE ALL MY FAVORITES”
- You wear his flannels
- Matching couple shirts?
- More like matching Timberlands, lace up homie
- Random singing
- Also dealing with Jimin
- GETTING DOWN TO GDRAGON TOGETHER IT’S GONNA HAPPEN
- Honestly he’d probably pick you up the same way he picked up Jimin in that jail sene thing
- Minus the ass slapping
- But at the same time he might tbh idek
- But playfully
- He and every one of his fans can think that he acts tough all he wants
- But tbh he’s still slgihtly scared of doing something out of line
- His hyungs tease him because aw their maknae is dating someone
- What they don’t know is that your relationship is an all out w a r
- BUTT SLAPPING WARS
- YOU RUN UP BEHIND HIM AND JUST BAM
- HIM TURNING AROUND LIKE “FRICK U THAT WASN’T FAIR”
- “COME AT ME”
- Throwing a pillow at him
- “hAH TAKE THAT- o shit”
- Running from Jungkook after throwing said pillow
- Best friend couple tbh
- He goes from being really shy with you to being just so comfy and weird
- But certain things still catch him and he’s suddenly all blushy and shy
- Learning things together
- Shyly giving you flowers with that lil bunny smile
- But also
- Have u seen him move bc um
- W O W
- Golden maknae is good at everything
- E v e r y t h i n g
- if u catch my drift
- In general the relationship would just be so fun all the time
- It’d be a learning process that you get to do together and all of it is just so worth it

GOT7: dating Jackson would include

▪ literally the fluffliest of all fluff balls 

▪ always knows how to make you laugh. Always. Like you’ll just be sad about losing a game on your phone and he’d be like aw babe it’s ok do you wanna see me take off my shirt??? 

▪ and you’d probably agree after laughing don’t lie

 ▪ mark being the third wheel in most of your dates

▪ nah, like he’s actually a part of your guys’ relationship and you just accept it tbh nothing is gonna separate those two

 ▪ becoming best friends with Bambam as soon as you guys meet

 ▪ you two constantly teasing Jackson and coming up with inside jokes about the other members

 ▪ having to deal with Jackson’s pouty ass whenever he sees you talking to Bambam or Jaebum 

 ▪ “I mean I’m your boyfriend right?? Shouldn’t you talking to me about these kinda things???“ 

 ▪ “Jackson I was just asking for some chips” “…exactly”

 ▪ teases you so much. About anything and everything

 ▪ makes out with you while the others are near or within hearing range- on purpose, just to see if you can stay quiet. After a while he literally just begs you to moan his name 

 ▪ him surprising you with the sweetest gifts

 ▪ if he saw you eyeing something the other day, he probably already bought it 

▪ loves buying you jewelery and assisting you with putting it on 

▪ can you imagine him putting your newly bought necklace on you and tracing his fingers over your shoulders after he’s done bc he doesn’t wanna stop touching you oml

 ▪ you can’t even sit and watch a dang movie without him making a comment about everything or laughing about a certain actor 

 ▪ or he’s always trying to be sneaky and put a hand up your shirt “jagi, there’s no one in our dorm, let’s go…cuddle” “Jackson stfu they’re all sitting right here" 

▪ the most supportive boyfriend ever and will cheer you on for anything

 ▪ brags about you to anyone who will listen 

 ▪ “y/n is looking like an angel today. Where’s your halo, jagi???“ 

▪ you better prepare before a cuddling session with him bc he’s not going to let you go anytime soon 

▪ mostly bc he takes this time to be really honest and open with you and shares his deepest feelings. Teasing Jackson is gone and softie Jackson is here to stay 

▪ asks your opinion on everything. There’s been so many nights when you’ve come home and seen him sobbing over a picture of a puppy or kitten “y/n, can we please get one?“ 

▪ he prefers not to kiss you in public just because he values these intimate moments with you (no matter how much he wants to make the others jealous) 

▪ but in private he’s very touchy while he’s kissing you, and his mouth is everywhere 

 ▪ anyway, let’s not get carried away lmao

 ▪ pls treat this ball of fluff well and don’t ever let him drive 💜

Originally posted by defwang

Getting to Know NCT: Shows and More!

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Okay so this is not smut I know. 
But someone requested this and I can´t just let a poor soul wander around N City all lost and confused. 

Anon requested: Hello so this is random but I’m slowly getting into the nct fandom and was wondering if you could recommend any shows/interviews they’ve done id like to get to know the members better❤️ thanks! have a nice day :’)

???Author???: karma and yu

???A/n???: I always want to introduce new people to NCT so this was great!!! thank you so much!! Please, anyone, tell me if there is a mistake or if I need to add something. We really hope this helps you out! Also, we love random asks and stuff like that please dont be afraid to send things non smut related we like to engage with our followers!! 

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You Teach Them How to Draw/Paint (RFA + V & Vanderwood)

The last one got really popular, so here’s a sequel!

V
▪he can’t see, obviously, but you came up with a solution!
▪finger painting with different textures of paint!
▪You mix some things into paint and then added different objects that’d give it different textures
▪this precious boy is so excited
▪you pull the smock over his head, a plain white t-shirt with paint speckles all over the front and sleeves and hand him a bowl of warm water to wash his hands in
▪you take V’s hand and touch each of his fingers to the paints (some gritty, glittery, smooth, clumpy, anything you could do to make them different from one another) and tell him which of the paints are which colors
▪he immediately goes to work smearing the paint on the canvas almost expertly, taking great care into this painting
▪V gets some red paint in his hair and there’s a smear of yellow glitter on his cheek but his smile is so wide and pure that you just m e l t
▪forgets about the paint on his hands and kisses you
▪your faces are bright yellow and fuscia and that’s the day V seriously considers getting the surgery
▪kind of pains him hearing you so ecstatic and knowing the lengths you’re going through to make him comfortable and happy
▪"MC…you’re so beautiful"
▪he insists the two of you take a selfie to immortalize the moment forever what a cheeseball I love him so much but he doesn’t tell you that when he does get the surgery, he wants to see what you looked like today
▪finally, he adds a signature: the letter V in braille
▪it’s a clunky, glittery mess but you hang it right in the living room where you can see it all the time!

Vanderwood
▪dis boy ain’t got time for this
▪he takes the pencil and draws a lovely picture of a middle finger, titling it: “To 707”
▪707 finds it and pretends to be really touched, even goes as far to print out seven hundred and seven copies, and then proceeding to tape them all up on his wall

Zen
▪he doesn’t want to learn
▪he wants to model
▪"Draw me like one of your Korean guys, MC"
▪poses provocatively on the sofa and even tries his pose from Promiscuous Jalapeño
Zen pls keep this PG-13
▪Remember that Brandon Rogers quote? “This is my hippity house I like to do a lot of fun and creative poses here”
▪yeah that’s Zen
▪when you do sit him down and tell him to draw YOU instead, he nearly panics
▪turns out his behaivor was just a front
▪he’s not good at drawing and doesn’t want to disappoint you
▪tries his best and when it doesn’t come out quite right, he erases your face and draws a funnier one on to make you laugh

Yoosung
▪when he asked you to teach him, you were expecting him to want to draw an LOLOL character
▪so honestly, you were shocked when he pulled out his phone and snapped a quick pic of you
▪you give him guidelines and things that’ll help him
▪he pulls his bangs back and sticks his pencil between his teeth, scrunching his face up as he studies the drawing
▪something isn’t quite right about it…
▪he tried, at least!
▪he’s really proud of it (and tbh it’s really cute, just also really messed up)

Jaehee
▪Jaehee looooves watercolor painting
▪she has a few books of famous watercolor painters so when you offer to teach her, she’s beside herself
▪"Really? You’d teach me?“
Jaehee I’d eat my own foot if you asked me to
▪tries to paint a watercolor painting with different kinds of coffee and it actually looks pretty good, especially since painting with coffee is kind of hard!
▪her painting is almost as good as yours
▪You’re lowkey jealous since it was her first time but Jaehee was so excited that you let it slide
▪she hangs up her paintings in the coffee shop and her face lights up everytime she passes by them
▪paints Zen a few times
▪but when Jumin asks her to paint a picture of Elizabeth 3rd, she declines faster than Seven consuming a bag of Honey Buddha chips ▪literally lives for the days the two of you sit down at the table and open up all of the windows to paint
▪she thinks that you’re a whole different kind of beautiful when you’re focused, sunlight streaming through and bouncing off of your hair and eyes
▪she actually tells you one day though
▪you were surprised when she leaned over and brushed your hair behind your ears, telling you how pretty you were and how your eyes looked translucent in the pretty light
god Baehee makes me so gayhee

Jumin
▪you suggest oil painting!
▪he has the best paint, canvases, and easels imported from God knows where just for this
▪how did you even get them here so quick??
“I have my ways, MC”
▪…you mean money.
▪chooses to paint a picture of a landscape
▪Wait, no Elizabeth?
▪"Am I not allowed to have other interests besides Elizabeth 3rd?“
▪the two of you step out for a moment, and that’s when Elizabeth decides to take revenge on Jumin
▪you come back to a green and brown cat, and have to chase her all over the penthouse to give her a bath
▪the painting actually turns out really nice, he doesn’t even wear a smock and manages to stay pristine the entire time
▪however, he does keep Elizabeth’s paw print on the painting, and insists she helped him with it

Saeyoung/707
▪actually begs you to teach him
▪you finally agree and sit him down, pulling out a kit of acrylic paints and a pad of artist’s paper
▪he, for once, looks really happy
▪when you ask him what he’s painting and try to look, he shies away
▪"I-it’s a secret, baka!“
▪really
▪just
▪….really
▪"if you must know, it’s a picture of my one true love! She’s beautiful, sweet, makes me happier than anyone in the world….”
▪You’re suddenly really happy
▪Elizabeth 3rd is a cat so she can’t like memes, so he must mean you!
▪*Donald Trump voice* wrooooong
▪turns the picture around
▪it’s a freaking painting of himself kissing a bag of Honey Buddha chips

some Yugyeom headcanons
  • the fluffiest boy of them all
  • when you call him yugyeomie he’ll crawl into your lap like a cat I swear he’s like
  • ‘yes that’s me I’m ur yugyeomie I’m your man that’s me ily’
  • he’s always laughing about you being impressed w/ his height lmao 
  • like you’re just “wow lol I wish I had those tall legs babe ur so lucky”
  • and then he just laughs and is all “bb ur perfect the way u are, honestly idk how you can be jealous of such a thing”
  • and things turn cheesy hella quick 
  • bc he will not stop until he’s made you smile and blush and tbh nothing makes him feel more accomplished
  • he’d throw shade your way when you’re always wanting to hang out w/ bam
  • you’re like ????
  • /he’s your best friend like u could just come w/ us and chill but no, ur too busy grinding salt and honestly ur so extra/
  • but that’s your boy :’)
  • he just wants you all to himself ngl
  • bc he deals w/ enough teasing and cheek pinches by the other members trust me
  • esp jinyoung
  • but yugyeom is chill when you come over during practices bc that’s his time to outshine the other boys and bruh his confidence gets a lil boost every time you kiss him in front of the other members 
  • esp jinyoung imma stop
  • but yes pls kiss him on the cheek and compliment him while they’re all watching he lives for that shit 
  • ok so
  • like he preaches about being adventurous together and all that, but when it comes to it…………..he’d really just rather have you cuddled up on his tummy while he plays w/ your hair as you both listen to music 
  • but hey would I complain ?? no
  •  he isn’t really naturally lazy, you just make him all comfy and he never wants to leave your arms and honestly he blames his sleeping habits on you
  • *pulls you back into cuddling w him* “y/n this is all your fault you made me this way”
  • he has a thing for candles and your shared apartment probably always smells like raspberry pie or unicorn tears 
  • so one day he was really hungry bc the candles were burning out and he’s like “hey y/n, you wanna recreate this candle and make an actual pie”
  • and you’re like !!!!!!!! heck yeah I bet we’d make great cooks xoxox
  • well you thought wrong 
  • the whole kitchen was a powdery mess and the fire alarms were on a couple times and…………..yall they have bakeries for a reason, pls refrain from ever doing this again
  • but it’s a shared experience that you both always tell at parties 
  • and everyone’s like wow………………..these kids were made for each other in heaven I bet 
  • he boops your nose a lot and tbh it’s cute even tho there’s no reason behind it
  • *ur trying to make the moment all romantic and lean in to kiss him all passionately* 
  • *boop* :)
  • “oh my fkin gosh binch why do u always do this”
  • this sounds hella cheesy and overdone but ye……..he loves it when you steal his clothes and then he wears it and smells like you bye
  • sometimes even sprays your perfume on his shirts again just in case they lose that ‘y/n scent’
  • probably has asked to take one of your perfumes before he goes away for a long time tbfh 
  • I still wouldn’t be complaining 
  • his voice is so squeaky when he says I love you and it’s the most adorable thing
  • he still gets nervous no matter how long you’ve been together aw babe
  • like he still blushes when you fluff his hair or even show affection in public 
  • “we were just making out in ur car yugyeom don’t act like ur a shy lil kid and that u don’t know me pls”
  • “STrangEr dAnGEr!!!!!”
  • omfg pls take care of this one 🌺

Originally posted by chattyang

TIPS AND TRICKS: OC PHYSIQUE

I thought I’d start a little series called Tips and Tricks, just some posts that could give some pointers to Naruto OC creators in terms of names, world-building, clothing etc. This is not to say everything in here is 100% accurate, this is just what I’ve learnt myself, or that it will automatically make your OC perfect. You can use as much or as little of these tips as you want. Maybe you’re just curious and bored and that’s fine too. If you want to talk more about any of these topics, just send us an ask :D 

OK, so let’s talk about character looks. In this post I’ll talk specifically about physique and genetics (or at least as much as I know about it lmao). The next T&T post will concern the outfit. Of course, given that it’s Naruto, I’ll be applying principles that aren’t necessarily applicable to the fantasy world, so uh, pick and choose what you follow from here, as always.

 

BODY SHAPE: As a ninja, your character will either be a well-rounded fighter or a specialist, meaning there are a variety of body shapes your character could possibly have. With the exception of characters like Akimichi clan members, they will likely be athletic, but here are some more narrowed down options for different specialisms:

               General on-duty ninja: meaning chuunin level at least active ninjas like ye olde background ninja. Could also apply to ninja who haven’t chosen a specific specialism, like Naruto or Kiba. These body-types will usually be slim, but not exactly lithe, with an average amount of muscle. They will be built in a way so they have access to a good amount of speed and strength and agility, while not favouring one over the other.

               Strong Fist/Physical characters: mainly taijutsu specialists or those with a lot of physical brunt-force attacks, people like Kisame or Gai. Neither Sakura nor Tsunade count in this one, because their strength comes from routing chakra rather than building muscle. These characters will be broad-shouldered with obvious muscles, probably tall and tanned from working out outside (although Rain or Mist ninja wouldn’t necessarily be tanned, because of the lack of sun in their homeland). These types of characters will also likely have a lot of scars and callouses, as well as chiselled features. Also prone to eating a lot or very fast, to rebuilt the energy they expended training.

               Gentle Fist/Medic/ninjutsu specialist characters: likely built for general field work but with a small focus on speed and agility. Likely with a reasonable amount of muscle mass but mainly focussed on the legs. Likely not with a large amount of scars or callouses. Gymnasts build rather than a runner’s build.

               Speed characters: Shisui, Sasuke and the like. Lithe muscles with focus on building leg muscles most likely. Shisui needs high speed for his body flicker technique and Sasuke and Kakashi need speed for their Chidori technique and the like. Again, these types of characters tend to be taller, but less tanned that Physical-type characters.

               Genjutsu specialists/desk ninja/not active duty characters: will have softer body-types. Shikamaru would probably fit into this category too. These ninja don’t move much in the field – they usually work in the background, relying on their teammates to protect their back. They will have the least amount of muscles, but will likely have a high agility with hand-signs/deftness. Least amount of scars too, and probably the palest out of the lot, since they mostly spend their days inside studying or in off duty ninja cases, teaching or fetching Tsunade more sake. The slowest and physically weakest. However, likely, jounin level Genjutsu users will still have a passable amount of speed and agility (like Kurenai is obviously field-capable despite being a Genjutsu-type).

               Special cases: As I mentioned, some ninja don’t really fit precisely into these types. Chouji, for instance, has a naturally large body size which works to his advantage with his family jutsu. Ino diets and whatever, but it doesn’t necessarily make her bad ninja material since most of her time spent in the field is in another person’s mind anyway. People like Gai and Lee, although Physical-types, are also Speed-types. Tenten would normally be a Genjutsu-type/long distance type of character, but since she’s also a weapons specialist, she would likely be a General-type too.

Take your ninja’s speciality into account when thinking of their body-type.

NOTE: what body type your character has will affect their weight. The more muscle they have, the more they will weigh. Hence, a Physical-type character of the same age and height as a Ninjutsu-type character will weigh more, even if they’re not over-weight. Do not be afraid of weight figures.

LOOKS || SKIN: The majority of characters we see in Naruto are light-skinned, with the exception of Kumo nin, who seem to be split roughly evenly for light and dark-skinned characters. And, while I know this isn’t canon, I would strongly suggest that if you make a Suna nin, you make them at least tan. They live in the desert, the amount of melanin in their skin is gonna be way high to protect them from harsh UV rays (however, if you do want to make a light-skinned Suna character, no-one’s gonna stop you, bc they are McWhiteys in canon for some reason). But, you know, if you have a character in any other village, if doesn’t mean their skin has to be white (see: Iruka is dark skinned, but lives in The Whitest Town).

LOOKS || EYES: Ok, so yeah, the Naruto world has a whole host of what-the-fuck eye colours, and that’s what makes it fun. While I would stay away from colour changing eyes, especially when it’s due to emotion changes, have fun with the weird colours eyes can be otherwise (e.g. orange, violet, red etc.). Here’s a helpful eye-colour chart though if you want to work out the colour of offspring/parents eyes with IRL colours.

Otherwise, you have a few options for the way characters’ eyes look – does the character have a double eyelid? Do they have prominent lashes? Are their eyes more rounded or more pointed? Do they have a pupil and iris (Sakura), iris and no pupil (Ino) or just a pupil/black eyes (Kiba)? Do they have partial/full heterochromia?

(Also, do note that Kishimoto himself has said that, in the highly unlikely event that a Hyuuga and Uchiha had a kid, they would have one Sharingan and one Byakugan, just to get that outta the way).

As for other dojutsu, I would say go ahead and make some up for yourself – the Sharingan, Rinnegan and Byakugan are all considered the ‘greatest’, so other types are in existence. Just make sure not to copy any of the canon dojutsu and not to make them more powerful them them.

LOOKS || HAIR: Ah, goody. Well, hair colour is uh, a horse that has been happily flogged around the Naruto fandom I think, so I’ll keep this brief: it can be basically any colour. It can even be two colours, but keep it to two and with a clear divide (not a gradient, unless that just happens to be your art style) and no streaks, if you want to fit into canon. Also would suggest no neon colours – stick to desaturated/pastel colours.

(I’m not even going to talk about how dumb Gaara’s hair colour is – the fact that his hair is red, and he’s pale af in the desert, from a long line of desert-dwellers…no. We’ll leave Pheomelanin concentration out of this.)

Take into account the ninja’s speciality when considering hair length – if they are physical/close-range attack ninjas, cut it short, or tie it up. Even tied up, I wouldn’t suggest hair past your shoulder-blades, unless your character is a sannin or kage level ninja whose hair isn’t likely to be caught or tangled in a fight. If your character is a mid to long-distance fighter, they automatically have a lot more lee-way for how long/styled their hair is (see: Kurenai and her sea of luscious locks, Ino and her incredibly inconvenient Spinnaker Tower). They aren’t likely to let enemy ninjas near enough to them to get a hold of their hair, so that’s alright. Someone like Neji, while a close-combat specialist, is a protégé and therefor unlikely to get his hair caught easily.

Another thing to consider, is where you stick yer darn fringe. I would suggest not putting it in front of your eyes if you’re a short to mid-range combat specialist. You can basically get away with it, again, if you’re a long-range kind of person, but really, just…think about if for a sec.

Some ways of stashing away long hair on missions is plaiting it, wrapping it in bandages like Yugito Nii, or tucking it down the back of a top. Idk why Neji has his hair tied like that, it seems ridiculously precarious tbh.

LOOKS || OTHERS: let’s face it; physically distinguishing features are one of the most fun part of designing characters. In the world of anime, where everyone’s faces basically look the same, having a way of telling which character is which even if they’re wearing different clothes is a super helpful thing. Some canon examples would be Lee’s spectacular brows (and Gaara’s weird lack of them), Kakashi’s mole, Naruto’s whiskers, Raidou’s scar and Tsunade’s forehead seal. These are all things that wouldn’t change even with a costume change (ok the seal might disappear, but only for a short while before it comes back, so sort of moot point).

Tbh, scars, I find, are the best, and most realistic, way of making your character stand out – they’re ninja, and are therefore very likely to collect scars as they go (or even choose to keep them as a tribute or whatever). Other characteristics might be pupil-less eyes (yes, this occurs in multiple characters, but it’s uncommon enough to stand out), generally otherworldly features (see: Orochimaru’s general creepy face), maybe weird teeth, tattoos, things like freckles or boils (like on Jiraiya’s nose) etc.

Hmm, other than that, what else…oh yeah, I would stay away from lots of piercings. I mean, apart from the completely terrifying prospect of getting a lip piercing caught in a fight and ripping your mouth open, the only character we’ve seen with more piercings than the average ear piercings, would be the Paths of Pein, and those weren’t even really piercings. So, yeah, earrings are fine, but I would suggest not going overboard with the additional piercings thing.

But yeah, that’s that for now, check in with me or Alice if you would like something covered in ore depth or if I wrote something completely wrong here.

Happy creating, folks!

-Mod Hal.

Things I adore about Changkyun
  • His nickname is ‘cave boyx
  • Always apologises for not being able to communicate well but he’s actually really great at speaking, both Korean and English
  • He’s the ‘hawkeye’ x
  • He said one of his positions in the group is to ‘look old’ x
  • Okay LISTEN, he is so good at rapping. I am not being biased, it’s a fact, he is an amazing rapper and when his mixtape comes out it’ll be straight up fire x
  • He is so funny without even trying x x x
  • Once pretended to grab the sun and eat it x
  • He is actually so good looking omg his visuals needs a separate post of appreciation tbh x x
  • Apparently there’s a hierarchy within the group and he rules them all x
  • He actually takes the best selfies, this boy knows angles x
  • That neck grab thing he does in Stuck PLEASE x x
  • That one time in Right Now where he said he wouldn’t have any facial expressions on the Viking ride, but he ended up having the best expression out of all of them x
  • Just watch this video and pray for him x
  • “Be quiet I’m speaking right now okay?!” x
  • Wonho’s second job is to annoy the crap out of him x
  • He’s the true dance king x
  • Okay his opening of this performance got me so SHOOK, English and Chinese, boy was playing with my feelings x
  • “I’m Wonho who is in charge of being the maknae.” x
  • Okay it wouldn’t be an appreciation of Changkyun without talking about his amazing friendship with Jooheon, ugh it’s so pure and beautiful x x x x
  • When he fell down because he missed his chair and got so embarrassed and just sat on the floor looking over the table omg he is so cute x
  • He actually does rule Monsta X I swear, they all adore him so much x x x
  • He is literally Kihyun’s child x x
  • White looks SO good on him x x
  • He has such a beautiful smile x
  • That one time he wore the Nirvana shirt and his hair was parted in the middle and he was cute all day x x
  • He looks so good with glasses x x
  • His vocals got everyone shook x
  • His version of the Amen special clip was the most adorable thing I’d ever seen, those CAT EARS, that LIP BITE x
  • Not only is he cute af he is SO SEXY it’s insane x x x
  • I live for these pictures of him and Shownu x
  • I love how he’s a fighter, he didn’t let being disliked by the others in No Mercy get him down, instead he used that to prove he belonged there and worked so hard and I am so thankful and so grateful that he made it through.

before we go, there’s one last thing i want to do on our vacation…

"it's six o'clock in the morning, you're not having vodka" - Simon

Simon X Reader


Description: 24 “it’s six o'clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka"


Requested?: yes

Notes: reblogged a thing and a few people sent in numbers. I went on a bit of a ramble tbh 😂😂😂

You sat at the bottom of the stairs. Phone by your side, checking the time constantly. The boys had gone out last night and now it was 6am and they hadn’t come home yet. You were growing worried and had sent messages to everyone and anyone. No one knew where they were and they hadn’t replied, not even your best friend Simon, who would always message you to let you know where they were.

The door swung open, hitting the wall beside it heavily. "Hey, Kate! We’re home!” A very drunk and unstable JJ slurred walking over to you and hugging you tightly.

“I was worried! Why didn’t you message me?” You said throwing your arms in the air and looking straight at simon who was trying to pull off his shoes by the door. “Ah, don’t worry! Everyone, Bed!” You said, laughing at how mother-like you were being.

JJ, Josh and Vikk crawled their way comically up the stairs. You stood up and turned to follow them up the stairs when Simon took your arm and pulled you towards the kitchen.

“Simon! What are you doing?” You laughed sitting yourself at the kitchen counter whilst Simon rummaged in the fridge and cupboards.

“I need vodka!” He said throwing his arms up in the air as he found the last bottle on the shelf. He started to open the bottle but you snatched it away quickly.

“Simon! No! It’s six o'clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka!” You giggled, reaching into the cupboard on your tip toes to put the bottle back. You gave up trying to put it on the original shelf so put the bottle on the lowest shelf. You turned around to see Simon smirking. “I don’t know what you’re smirking at young man!” You said, pointing your finger at him and trying to act annoyed.

But, God, he looked so sexy. His hair wasn’t freshly spiked so looked fluffy and was flat against his forehead. His toned body could be seen through is skin tight white shirt. And all you could think about, was how much you wanted to kiss him.

A wave of emotions ran through you and made you quickly take Simons shirt in your hand. You looked up at him for some kind of feeling that he wanted the same as you. But there was nothing. Simon stared down at you, blankly and, if anything, confused. You let go of his shirt and laughed. Of course he wouldn’t want to kiss me, you thought.

“Good night, Simon.” You said, a dagger impaling your heart as he simply smiles and nods in return. You walk out of the kitchen and up the stairs and go to your bedroom.

You dump yourself down on your dressing table chair. You find your make up wipes and remove any make up that had survived the night. You grabbed your brush and tied your hair into a loose bun. Then, you changed into your black Sidemen tracksuit bottoms and matching hoodie and climbed into bed. Hot tears fell down your face. How could you be so stupid? Simon could have any girl he wanted, why would he pick you? The girl he’s known for 10 years? The one he’s seen with spots and braces?

A light knock at the door wakes you up from your daydream. You quickly wipe the tears with your duvet and quickly say “come in”. A small figure enters the room and your fairy lights light up Vikks face.

“I just came to see if you’re okay? It’s just, I could hear you crying from the next room?” He said, worry tracing his slightly drunken voice.

“Yeah, yeah, you know, hormones and that!” You laughed, trying to hide the fact you were so obviously lying.

“Oh, okay, as long as you’re sure! You know I’m just next door if you need me. But so is Simon, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind looking after you…” he said smiling and closing the door behind him.

You laid back down and pondered on what to do. You got up and grabbed your fluffy dressing gown and wrapped it round you. You opened your door quietly and carefully found your way in the dark to Simons door. You sniffed quietly and tried to fan your face to cool yourself down before going in.

“y/n?” Simons voice called from his room. Shit, you thought. Light footsteps started coming towards the door. The door opened and there Simon was. Stood in the same tracksuit bottoms as you with no shirt on. You looked up at his face and smiled. You were sure the tear stains and the red cheeks would give away to him that you had been crying. “Come here, little one,” he said pulling you to his chest and giving you a hug, “what’s wrong?”.

“I love someone so much” you said, muffled by his chest.

“Why didn’t you tell me? Who is it?” He said pulling you away from him, but pulling you into his room and shutting the door behind you. “I bet it’s JJ!” He said making you laugh, “oh come on! You totally fancy him!”, he sat down on his bed and so you sat opposite him.

“No it’s not!” You laughed, looking up at him. He looked at you with a questioning look, as if to say ‘who then?’. “Well, Simon, its you!” You said, looking to him again to check for some kind of reaction.

“Are you serious?” He said sitting up and closer to you, making you nervous.

“Pretty sure…” you said, subtly moving closer.

“How long have you..?” He said, trying to move subtly closer but by then your knees were touching each other’s

“A while…” you said putting your hand on Simons.

He picked up your hand and pulled you gently towards him. You sat up onto your knees and wrapped your arms around his neck. Simon placed one hand on your waist and one on your thigh, bringing you closer into him. Foreheads touching, Simon moved in uncertain, waiting for you to accept. You moved forward slowly and gently pressed your lips against Simon’s. The kiss started off slow, gradually got more passionate as your hands roamed his body. His hand on your thigh moved carefully up and planting a firm grip on your ass. His other hand trailed down and he lifted you up gently, sitting you onto his lap. His hands moved back up to your waist and tried to pull you closer again. However, you pulled away, letting go of his hair and putting your hands onto his cheeks.

“Do you like me, Simon?” You said pressing your noses together.

“Yes, of course, y/n. And I have for a while.” He pulled you down on top of him and cuddled himself around you. “Be mine, y/n?”

“Forever.” You said, pulling his arms around you tighter and closing your eyes.

Boyfriend Series: Iwaizumi Hajime

  • Iwaizumi is definitely the “responsible one” trope in relationships. He is very protective of you, often speaking for you, standing up for you, and doing most physical labor for you. He doesn’t mean this to be disrespectful or anything, it’s just in his nature to take charge and do things for them. If his you don’t feel comfortable with this, he will stop if asked.
  •  In the beginning of your relationship, things are a little awkward. He’s not very experienced with romance, so most “romantic” things he does are from movies or recommended to him by Oikawa. It doesn’t always go off as planned, but it’s endearing nonetheless. He’s pretty bad at initiating PDA as well. He does not want to push your boundaries or make you uncomfortable. As time goes on, he starts loosening up and will start easing into general relationship things.
  •  He’s oddly very receptive to affection. If you hug or kiss him in public he’s not really embarrassed and will return the gesture. He may blush a little bit, but other than that, there is no real reaction from him, especially if you are one to spark PDA often. He’s just neutral to it. It is a completely different scenario in front of his team, though. He gets so embarrassed when they witness him doing anything slightly romantic with you (He knows it will follow with relentless teasing from his fellow third years). 
  •  Iwaizumi takes care of you just as well as he takes care of himself. He usually buys groceries (or gives you a grocery list) with lots of healthy food and likes to cook most nights. If you guys go shopping together, he tries to be the adult, but he can’t resist being a little childish with you. If you load the cart up with sweets, he will give you a look, but he won’t say anything against it (because he wants some too tbh). He’d also be our workout buddy (but more like your own personal trainer tbh). He will do his best to get you to work out with him, and if you do, he will spend a lot of time showing you how to do things properly. Even i you already know how to do them, you just sit quietly and listen. It’s so cute when he he’s excited to teach you something new.
  •  He won’t say it out loud, but you definitely need to come to his games every once in awhile. It gives him a little bit of comfort and an extra drive to do his best when you’re in the stands, cheering him on loudly or silently. He looks so cute when he’s focused and it’s amazing to see how strong he is on the court. Also, his arms are on great display, and you can’t pass up an opportunity to see that. 
  • Movie nights are definitely a big thing between you guys! He not very picky, any movie you want to watch he just complies with. However, he likes Disaster/Action/Adventure movies, and would like to watch some of those with you. He makes some mean kettle corn (but he won’t tell you how he makes it smh)!!
  •  He puts off introducing you to the team for a while, but eventually, the time comes. You became familiar with Oikawa when you first started dating. He was a little annoying at first and he constantly teased Iwazumi about “finally getting a girlfriend” but after speaking to him for a few minutes, you could tell he really cared about his friend and was a nice person (and then he made his exit by saying “Ciao you guys, remember to use protection!~” You had to stop Iwaizumi from throwing his shoe at him). His teammates either take a liking to you or act very respectful. The underclassmen (even Kyoutani) treat you with the utmost respect, it’s a little embarrassing. You get along well with the other third years, they are all pretty nice and invite you to attend a game! (What you don’t know is after you leave they all sing the K-I-S-S-I-N-G song to Iwaizumi and he almost combusts) 
  • Iwaizumi has a little bit of an anger issue, and it’s really up to you to calm him down. He can get worked up and stressed over things easily, too. It’s best to just give him space when he’s upset and just come back to him after he’s cooled off. It’s really easy to talk to him about it though and he’s not above apologizing for scaring you or making you uncomfortable.
  •  He definitely keeps a chore log and makes sure you two are doing a fair share of work around the house. He thinks the way your house looks shows who you are as a person and he likes to keep a clean environment. But you guys still have lazy sundays.
  •  He definitely wants at least one or two dogs around the house. He thinks they are good training buddies and family pets, it would be fun to have a couple of pups to hang out with around and outside the house. Also, he read an article about how they can help prepare you for the responsibility of having a baby. If you guys get some, he will definitely spoil them like they are children. Sometimes he even feeds them off his plate. Stop him before he starts fixing them a seat at the dining room table. 

Originally posted by kikyoshirax

🏈 Dating Julian Castillo would include 🏈

▫ you’re the one that makes the first move, because he’s so bad at saying it???

▪ confessing your feelings after school

▫ you’re both just hanging out at the diner, with a cold milkskake in hand

▪ AND THEN BAM! it’s out, you said it

▫ (he totally blushes when he’s saying it back)

▪ HES A HOPELESS ROMANTIC????

▫ he plans the best DATES ever

▪ SURPRISING YOU ALL THE TIME

▫ (he’s that boyfriend that buys you flowers, it’s canon lol)

▪ always making sure you’re happy and asking you what you think about

▫ sitting next to him in all the classes you share

▪ [he loves to watch you when you’re talking to friends, because you’re so soft!!! And gorgeous]

▫ HE’S SO PROTECTIVE???

▪ and hates when you or his friends get hurt somehow

▫ getting angry very easy, but regretting it afterwards

▪ HUGGING

▫ (just being really close to you)

▪ K I S S I N G

▫ he loves to feel your soft lips on his own

▪ forehead kisses

▫ SO MANY!!! especially WHEN YOURE LYING IN BED AND CUDDLE

▪ & in school

▫ going to all his games,,,,,

▪ you’re his biggest fan

▫ CELEBRATING A HUGE VICTORY

▪ but you’ll give him space when your team loses

▫ (he’ll show up at your window at 1AM to talk about it)

▪ you’re dad doesn’t mind becuase Julian is a sweetheart

▫ [your home became really quick his second one]

▪ your dad loves to talk to Julian about sports, school and such

▫ & he loves to embarrass you too

▪ HAND HOLDING IN THE HALLS

▫ no weird love triangle nobody needs,,,,

▪ picking you up from home to walk to school

▫ wearing his pullovers when you’re cold

▪ (you’re not really but you love how they smell)

▫ VISITING HIS FAMILY

▪ they love you so much?????

▫ they invite you over all the time???

▪ “I think my family likes you more than me.” - “Really?? Never thought about it.”, you’re rolling your eyes so much

▫ STUDYING TOGETHER

▪ nishan comes over a few times to help

▫ study dates are the best

▪ being really patient with him

▫ HANGING OUT WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!!

▪ making him smile so often, wth?!

▫ “Stop it! My face hurts from all the smiling.” - “Never!”

▪ LAUGHING SO MUCH

▫ MORE KISSING & HAND HOLDING

▪ being best friends with hope,,,, she’s such an angel

▫ (listening to all the embarrassing stories)

▪ TAKING PHOTOS OF HIM WHEN HES NOT WATCHING

▫ supporting you in your decisions

▪ coming to you with problems or when he’s down

▫ WATCHING MOVIES AFTER SCHOOL

▪ he would do anything to make you happy,,,

▫ talking about things, because you’re a healthy couple

▪ you’re that couple™ everybody looks up to, tbh

▫ [WHY CANT WE DATE HIM???]

anonymous asked:

Henlo could you write a dad todoroki scenario where their daughter asks where babies come from and they ask for a sibling ,,, tha

((tag urself were u [Name]’s parents or Todoroki’s parents when it came to where babies r from I’m Todoroki’s))

“Hey dad! I wanna know where babies come from!”
Shouto damn near choked on his drink and looked at his four-year-old in shock. “I’m sorry, what?”
“Where do babies come from!? I wanna know! Everyone else knows!” How the hell could any other children all know where babies come from? He had to bluff something.
“Er, one second, sweetie. [Name], can you come here?”
You stuck your head out from around the corner, clearly in a bathrobe and just out of a shower. “Yeah, what’s up?”
“Hey! Where do babies come from!” Your daughter shouted, not even as a question anymore. “Dad isn’t telling me!”
“Well, that’s an easy question. You know how I take you grocery shopping every week?” You seemed smooth as ever, and Shouto was… really surprised that you could just pull that out. “Your dad and I talked about it for a very long time, and we decided we wanted a baby. So we went to the store—“
“What store?”
“The baby store. The store where you get babies that exists. We went to the baby store and picked you!” That was clever. Maybe your parents told you that when you were a kid. Shouto’s dad just told him what sex was.
“You went to the baby store?” She was incredulous, eyes wider than the moon and Shouto felt that all-too-common rush of love for the little family the two of you had made. “That’s awesome! The next time you go can I come? I wanna help pick!”
He almost choked again. “The next time?”
“I’m lonely! I want a little brother or sister! Lemme pick it out!”
You were laughing nervously, playing with your hair while you tried to come up with an answer. “Oh, uh, well…”
“You can’t come to the baby store because children can’t be in there.” While you floundered, Shouto was quick on his feet.
“Why?”
“Because children aren’t supposed to know about the baby store. It’s a secret. So you can’t tell the other kids about the baby store, okay?”
She nodded enthusiastically. “Okay! I won’t tell, but can I make a shopping list like daddy does?”
You laughed and ruffled her head. “Sure sweetie. But they might run out of some babies, so we’ll do the best we can, alright?”
“Alright!”
Yeah, the three of you had a good thing going on.