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Smut Weet: Day 6 | Min Yoongi

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

W/C: 1376

Originally posted by meanyoongis

Another late night for Yoongi meant another lonely one for you, recently that has been the way things were. He’d trap himself in the studio till late hours of the night and although he snap chatted, texted and even face timed you when he was trapped in there it was still lonely. What made it worse was that he knew it so he was always bringing it up to you. You were always fighting with yourself on wether you should beg him to come home at night, but you knew that despite how much the told you he loved you, the music was more important.

You had been facetiming with Yoongi all day, sneaking calls at work, propping him up as you cooked dinner, even as you showered. He looked to handsome this day in particular not to. Every time he would smile, or concentrate on his notepad to read off the latest line he wrote down you’d bite your lip and your lower half would tingle. By the time 8 rolled around you were horny and miserable as Namjoon walked in the studio and he said his good bye.

You paced around wondering if you should stay up late and wait for him, the way he would slightly laugh and bite his lip in the back of your mind. You needed him bad. You cursed his name as you slightly went to feel yourself. You were already sopping. You bit your lip and looked around already knowing no one was around before leaning your head back against the couch and slid your hand past the hem of your shorts, stroking yourself gently as you remembered the last time you and Yoongi were intimate.

Pinned against the wall he kissed down your neck, licking and sucking so hard that you knew he was bound to mark you. His hands were pressed on the wall and his body was pressed firmly to yours, his erection drug slowly across your core at an agonizing pace.

You sighed as you got wetter and applied enough pressure to mimic the feeling of his body on yours. You groaned slightly letting the tip of your middle finger push and pull of of you slightly.

The moment his hands went under your shirt you shivered, the feeling of his cold hands against your skin making your nipples go erect and poke through the thin shirt you wore. He teased and pulled at them making you whimper against his mouth as you needed more.

One hand reached up to tease your tender nipples through your shirt while your other hand began to tease your clit. You let out a soft whimper as your body began to heat and the backs of your knees came up. Making it easier on yourself you pulled your shorts down and continued to play with yourself, your mind wondering once again.

You had barley got to your bed before he was pressing into you, a mean growl escaping Yoongi’s throat as the feeling of pushing into you raw made the feeling of euphoria burst through his body. Your first time raw being the best thing that had ever happened to him.

Your fingers dug into your skin as you began to stimulate your clit, your back arching slightly as you got yourself off.

You don’t think he had ever pumped so fast before. Knowing that he didnt have to hold back thanks to the little white pills that sat on the bedside table meant he everything he held back with before was gone. The way his body rolled into yours and his teeth nipped at the lobe of your ear and his voice growled against your skin.

Your hand moved quickly against yourself. You could basically feel him in you as your body began to climb, the feeling of your body aching for his hands making you moan in both aggravation and in pleasure as your hand moved feverishly against your not sensitive parts. As your mind wondered back to your memories of him that night you couldn’t help but moan his name, trying to make his absence seem as far away as possible.

‘You couldnt wait for me?’ You heard behind you as a pair of arms wrapped around your chest.

Yoongi’s lips pressed to your neck as he whispered for you to continue. You moaned heavily and tilted your head to the side so he could reach your neck better. Your hand moved faster as his own started to run down your body, making you shiver just like that night. You moaned his name again as you pushed your hips up slightly, your body trying to cope with the pleasure that was shooting through your body.

'You look so beautiful like this.’ He groaned in your ear earning him a desperate moan as he kissed across your shoulder.

Your body shook and you whined as your orgasm started to pump through your body. He encouraged you with a smile as he kissed your shoulder and as your free hand went to hook around his neck to hold on while you orgasmed he chuckled.

'You’re such a good girl.’ He said removing himself and rounding on you.

He pulled your shorts off the rest of the way and wedged himself between your legs, kneeling in front of you. He kissed your roughly, like he hadn’t kissed you in years. Your hands tangled in his hair and your lent back so his body was pressed to yours. His fingers found your core and stroked, your body twitched as he touched your still sensitive nub. You moaned again as his body left yours but it quickly turned to a light chuckle as he quickly undid his belt and pulled his jeans down to release his hard member.

Your hands desperately grabbed him and pulled him closer, a needy scream leaving your throat as he pushed into you hard. The feeling of him in you bare so new but so amazing that you instantly became a moaning mess as he pushed your knees up. The sounds of his deep groaning made you cry out in pleasure before his lips met your again. He pulled you slightly so you were now bent in half, knees by your head as he pressed his own by your side to pump into you faster.

His hands found their way around the lower part of your neck so his palms pressed against your collar bones and his fingers put miner pressure on your throat. He mainly wanted to feel your the vibration of your moans as you screamed his name. His teeth bore as he started to lay out a line of dirty words towards you. Your second orgasm built so fast you hardly even noticed it through his pumping until you were shaking around him, your hand squeezing against his arm.

'You’re such a good girl.’ He said pumping into you harder as he rode out your orgasm until his own hips started to buckle.

'No no cum inside please!’ You yelled hoarsely, his fingers tightening around your throat making it hard for you to actually speak. He growled at your words and tried to pump harder through his body twitching.

'You want me to cum inside? Is that what you want?’ He said earning a breathy yes from you as your nails now dug into his skin.

He groaned loudly and his body stopped moving, the feeling of him releasing in you making you bite your lip and your head to fall back. His forehead pressed against yours and his hands loosened. You wrapped your arms around his neck and breathed in, missing his scent so much. You laughed as you came down from your high, the whole thing seeming like a dream until now.

'You came home early.’ You said making him laugh and kiss your nose softly before pulling out of you and sitting you up.

'I wanted to surprise you.’ He said biting his lips slightly. You chuckled and kissed him softly.

'What a way to surprise me.’ You said letting him help you stand up. Naked he put his arm around you and walked you to your bedroom where laid with you in his arms, his fingers stroking your arm as he told you about his day in between telling you how much he loved you.

It baffles me that so many people who feed their dogs nothing but biscuits look at me like I’ve just dribbled down my chin when I say I feed my dog raw food. Dogs are literally designed to eat raw food not dry biscuits made from a brand that cages animals to test food on them anyway

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At my high school we had a kid who would steal all the gaudy and sequiny clothes from the drama department's costume cupboard. He'd steal them a shirt or a hat at a time and then take them home to wear normally and I feel like that's a thing Taako would do

Do you know… how perfect this is…

My headcanon for the twins’ high school career is that they continued to travel with caravans and just went to class at whatever school was closest, then tested out of the classes. So, adding to that, they also raid the drama department of every school they go to. 

That’s their entire wardrobe for a while, because it’s completely free and entirely too easy to get away with. Some of it has to be customized of course, but for a while Taako and Lup both look like a theater class threw up on them - glitter and sequins and clothing from certain time periods and outfits that were clearly costumes once. Taako discovers that he really likes ridiculous hats. Lup likes whatever fake leather and spikes she can find. 

They should look ridiculous, they should look laughable, but they make it work - they own the look, and they’ve both gotten good at making the best of things with what they’ve got. With that much raw material, Taako and Lup are able to make a really impressive set of customized clothing. Those clothes are brighter and shinier and nicer than anything they’ve ever had before, and they love every single piece.

Even when they have enough money to buy clothes, they like the bright colors and exaggerated looks that were part of their first experience really getting to express themselves with clothing. They still customize everything they own to their exacting specifications.

Did you know that drinking tea can actually improve your physical and emotional health?

Confession: I’m not a huge fan of black tea. This came as both a shock and a disappointment to many of my relatives, especially since I live in the Deep South, where most people take their sweet tea through an IV. It’s just not my thing. I can enjoy a cup of English Breakfast blend if I’m say, at a tea party or a fancy-ish breakfast, but I definitely don’t see the appeal drinking it cold, and sweet tea has so much sugar in it that I may as well be eating a cupcake or something. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, it’s just not my thing, as I said. 

Herbal tea, on the other hand, is a different story. First of all, it doesn’t taste like tea. It tastes the way flowers smell, and it’s usually loaded with different health benefits, depending on the combination of herbs. My mom always had a couple boxes of the stuff in our pantry when I was growing up, and now we have an entire cabinet dedicated to our impressive collection of herbal blends. I was shocked when I entered the real world and learned that normal people didn’t end every single day with a big ol’ mug of Sleepytime Tea. And because beauty and self-care has just as much (if not more) to do with what you put into your body as with what you put on the outside, I thought I’d make a post about my favorite teas, and the wonderful things they do for your health:     

For Comfort and Stress-Relief: Chamomile

If you asked me what home tastes like, I’d tell you that it tastes like chamomile tea. Chamomile is a daisy-like plant that has been used for medicinal purposes for a really, really long time. There is significant evidence that it has anti-anxiety properties, and it is often used as a natural remedy for stress or even insomnia. As you’d expect, it’s very soothing. If I ever have a particularly rough day, am really worried or stressed, or am having trouble sleeping, this is the stuff I reach for. 

Personal Favorite Blend(s): Celestial Seasonings’ Sleepytime blend (a very calming and slightly minty flavor) or Tazo’s Calm blend (a sweeter, more floral flavor with rose and hibiscus)

For Stomach-Aches, Nausea, and Headaches: Peppermint

I’m sure you’re all familiar with peppermint, or at least with its flavor. What you may not know is that peppermint is one of the best natural remedies for an upset stomach, and recently people have been praising it as a cure for headaches as well. I had someone recommend it to me a few months ago when I was having random migraines, and ever since then I keep a box of it in the house just in case. Bonus: It tastes like candy canes! 

Personal Favorite Blend(s): Celestial Seasonings’ Peppermint tea (the only ingredient is peppermint: you can probably guess what the taste is like) 

For Sore Throats: Licorice Root and Slippery Elm Bark

First of all: this tea does not taste at all like licorice! A few years ago, I came down with strep six times in one winter, and Throat Coat (see below) became my best friend. It was the ONLY thing that made my throat feel less raw and painful. Especially effective when you use honey instead of sugar to sweeten it. 

Personal Favorite Blend(s): Traditional Medicinals’ Throat Coat blend (an earthy, almost spicy flavor)

For Cold and Flu Symptoms: Elder Flower

Elder flowers are actually the flowers of the Sambucus plant, which is similar to honeysuckle. Elderberry and elder flowers are often used in folk medicine to treat the flu, alleviate allergies, and improve overall respiratory health. It also smells and tastes nice, and makes a very warm and comforting tea. 

Personal Favorite Blend(s): Traditional Medicinals’ Gypsy Cold Care blend (slightly sweet and spicy with a hint of mint)

For Menstrual Cramps and PMS: Dong Quai, Chaste Tree Berry, and Organic Raspberry Leaf

(Sorry to any male readers, but this one is too much of a lifesaver not to share.) Ladies, listen up. “Dong Quai” (otherwise known as female ginseng), chaste tree (also known as vitex or monk’s pepper) berries, and raspberry leaves have all been used to treat premenstrual symptoms and improve women’s health for hundreds of years. And here’s the amazing thing: they all work. After drinking just a few sips of this tea, my cramps started to get better within minutes. Also, if your PMS mood swings can get really crazy, this can help with regulating your moods. I literally have about fifteen boxes of this stuff in my cupboard right now, just to make sure I never run out. It’s life-changing.

Personal Favorite Blend(s): Yogi’s Woman’s Moon Cycle blend (a very tasty, cinnamon-y flavor)       

For Better Digestion: Dandelion

I think just about everyone remembers wishing on dandelions as a kid, but those fluffy little weeds are actually full of pharmacologically active compounds and have been used for quite a while to treat infections and liver problems, and to improve digestive health. Who knew, right? It’s great for a detox, or for drinking every day to help keep your digestive track healthy and toxin-free. 

Personal Favorite Blend(s): Traditional Medicinals’ Dandelion tea (a very mild and delicate flavor) 

For All-Around Better Health: Green Tea

I’ve saved the best for last. This one is quite possibly my favorite on this list; it’s definitely the one I drink most often. And I know it’s not technically an herbal tea, as it is made from actual tea leaves, but green and black teas are VERY different (green is much better for you, from what I understand). To me, green tea has a taste that’s kind of halfway between herbal tea and black tea, and it’s very satisfying. And it’s literally overflowing with health benefits. It’s high in antioxidants and contains a variety of helpful enzymes. It can actually help improve the clarity and overall-appearance of your skin, lowers cholesterol levels in your blood, has been clinically proven to speed up your metabolism almost immediately after drinking it, reduces your risk of death from cardiovascular disease, may reduce your risk of stroke, and has been proven to gradually lower blood pressure if consumed on a daily basis. I’m absolutely in love with green tea: I tend to drink 1-3 cups of it every day, and I can literally feel an improvement in my health since I started drinking it. It also contains a small amount of caffeine, so if coffee makes you jittery you might want to give this stuff a try instead.       

Personal Favorite Blend(s): Stash’s Premium Green tea (a slightly herbal flavor that reminds me of my favorite veggie rolls for some reason) and Yogi’s Skin DeTox blend (a sweeter, more floral flavor with hibiscus and rose petal: tastes more like an herbal tea than an actual green tea)

What we put into our bodies is reflected in how we look and feel. I know that, personally, I’m much happier to sip on a nice, steamy mug of one of these teas than on a can of soda, which I’m sure my body is thankful for. They just taste so good! I love when healthy things happen to be delicious, don’t you? :)   

Broke Apart

Prompt: Feeling sad and lost after Kate’s death, so you go to Gibbs’ house to help him work on his boat and just talk. (Can evolve into smut if you want it to)

Requester: rhapsody-in-flannel

Words: 925

Warnings: None

Notes: I didn’t put smut bc idk I didn’t think it’d fit so sry

Rain thundered down against your windshield, and has been for the past few minutes. Every once in a while, a flash of lighting reflected in the mirrors. You couldn’t bring yourself to actually leave the car and walk into Gibbs’ house, though. After everything, maybe he just wanted to be alone. That’s how it seems he dealt with most grief.

But you couldn’t be alone tonight. And couldn’t go to anyone else. They wouldn’t be Gibbs.

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Sweet & Smoky Shrimp and Sweet Corn Fritters w/ Sweet Chili Adobo Crema

Quite literally one of the best things I have ever made. No exaggeration.

Ingredients for Fritters 

1 lb raw medium (31-40 count) shrimp (peeled, deveined, tail off), separated into 1/3 and 2/3 portions 

1 ½ cup sweet corn (I prefer frozen, but fresh is excellent here as well)

Seasoning blend: 1 tsp of each: lemon granules, kosher salt, black pepper, smoked paprika, hot paprika, Harissa spice, sweet paprika, granulated onion, granulated onion 

¼ cup of minced parsley 

Olive oil 

Vegetable oil for frying

Lemons, for serving 

Ingredients for Dipping Sauce 

1 cup sour cream 

4 tbsp sweet chili sauce 

1-2 chipotle peppers, diced 

1 tbsp adobo sauce 

½ tsp kosher salt

¼ tsp black pepper 

Minced parsley

Lemon juice (at your discretion) 

Directions for Assembling Fritters 

Using a food processor or a blender, make a paste from the 2/3 portion of shrimp. To do this, add the shrimp to the machine and begin pulsing with a small amount of olive oil. Continue doing this until the paste is smooth with just a few lumps of shrimp remaining. 

Cut the 1/3 portion of shrimp into medium bite-sized chunks. 

In a large bowl, combine the shrimp paste and the chopped shrimp, the corn (you may or may not use all of this – I used about ¾ cup of the corn) and seasonings. 

Mix well with a spatula or your hands. 

Using a ¼ cup measure, scoop out portions of the mixture and lay them on a parchment lined baking sheet, flattening them into disks with the palm of your hand. 

You should be able to make 6-8 fritters. 

Place the fritters into the freezer to chill for 20-30 minutes (or overnight in the refrigerator). If you were to fry them right away, they would fall apart. 

While the fritters are setting, you may now make the dipping sauce (see directions below). 

Directions For Dipping Sauce 

In a large bowl, combine all ingredients and adjust the seasoning and ingredients according to your preference. 

Directions For Frying Fritters 

Heat about 1 - 1 ½ inch of oil over medium heat until it is 360 degrees. 

Once the fritters have set, batch fry them, about 3 or 4 at at time in the oil for 2-3 minutes a side, until the shrimp is cooked. 

Place the cooked fritters onto a paper towel lined plate to absorb the excess oil. 

Once all of the fritters have cooked, sprinkle them with a small pinch of sea salt, squeeze with lemon juice, and serve!