best thing i've ever posted on here

anonymous asked:

On Saturday, I texted this guy that I've been talking to, to come over. My parents weren't home, but my brother was having friends over. So the guy and I went into my room and I played music so they couldn't here. But my fwb fucked me so hard doggy style and then flipped me around and out his hand around my neck. It was the hottest thing ever, and that day was my first time giving head. I couldn't walk straight for two days. Best. Sex. Ever.

anonymous asked:

;___; You guys are my fave rp blogs. You took something awesome and made it the AWESOMEST THING EVER. No matter what happens from now, thank you for this experience, it's totally amazing to watch everything unfold before our eyes in this way. Keep up the great work and always remember to have fun! <3

OP: Don’t cry, anon! We love you too! ❤ Thank you so much for the compliments; we’re doing our best to have fun but SOME PEOPLE (I’m looking at some very specific anons here) have been trying to make it difficult.

Also there’s this AND I QUOTE:

promptodiary mod: there is NOTHING FUN about waking up at 5am to write a post because i didn’t do it the night before, let me tell you.

COMPLAINS BITTERLY

(the rest is kinda cool though don’t make me out to be a bitch)

(you’re gonna keep that bitch part in there aren’t you)

(i’m going to mail you a box of spiders)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ as you see we are very responsible and we all adore each other

131. Jack Fenton’s Super Easy Holiday Fudge! (100)

Ingredients:

14.5 oz can sweetened condensed milk

12 oz bag chocolate chips

2 tbsp butter

2 tsp vanilla extract (or coffee for mocha)


Directions:

1. Melt the condensed milk, chocolate chips, and butter over medium heat, stirring occasionally.

2. Remove from heat, stir in vanilla and any additional ingredients (~½ cup of nuts, un-melted chocolate chips, crushed candy canes, shredded coconut, m&ms, etc)

3. Pour and spread into 9x9 aluminum foil lined (important!) pan.

4. Cool. Enjoy. (And hide with the good silverware if you don’t want Jack to inhale it before it’s ready.)

anonymous asked:

was with this guy who went to my high school who I had never really talked to (I just graduated college) and I had run into him at a bar. We went back to his place and we were just so hot for each other. I suggested we masturbate in front of each other and it was pretty much the sexiest thing I've ever done. He was super into being dominant so I let him spank me and yank my hair and we couldn't stop talking dirty to each other best sex I've ever had.

send your dirty confession here and I’ll post it. you can read them all here

anonymous asked:

I feel like I really want to start an art blog for myself but I'm that good I've been only drawing a little while and dont really have that much skill. I kinda want to wait until I'm much better but I know that it takes years of improvement to get where most artists are today. What do you think?

My dude, this was one of the first things I ever posted back in 2013.
Post WHATEVER you wish if you’d like to put yourself out there.
Starting my blog here on tumblr was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made and I’ve never regretted putting my work out there, even though I definitely didn’t feel qualified to.

This is a peek at the cover of the zine/chapbook I’m working on for my poetry class right now, which I’m currently calling “How To Build A Home In The Ever-Shifting Nightmarish Miasma Of Your Psyche (and other tales of existential dread)”. It’s going to be a collection of poems, many of which are going to focus on anxiety. I haven’t decided if I’m going to post the whole thing with the poems here, but you can probably expect to see more of the art from it. 

jeonsomi  asked:

I WAS READING SPIRIT! YUGYEOM AND NOW IM SO SHOOK I WAS SO SOFT AND NOW MY HEART HURTS AND I WANNA KNOW IF YUGS WAS PRANKINF HER OR ID ITS LEFIT BECAUSE WHAT I WANA HEAR IS THAT YUGS WAS PRANKING HER AND HES HER LOVELY BEST FRIEND BUT DAMN IM SHOOK DJSJSJ

THERE WAS NO PRANK MON AMI. ALL REAL UP IN HERE :D

Originally posted by mateytatey

anonymous asked:

Tonight my boyfriend type thing (I say that because we aren't official yet) came over. He pushed me on the bed and started eating me out so softly & then got progressively faster. I was begging him to fuck me. As soon as he got inside of me, he whispered "how do you want me to fuck your tight little pussy, baby?" And I was enjoying it & didn't reply so he yelled a little louder "if you don't tell me I'm five seconds I'm gunna shove my cock down your throat" literal 10/10 best sex I've ever had

aquiveringmoon  asked:

Hi! I just briefly met a johnlock shipper in a café in Seattle (long story short her friend screamed out something about her shipping johnlock) and honestly it was the best thing ever because I've never met a fellow johnlocker outside tumblr! But I'd LOVE to find her here on tumblr (bc come on she must have tumblr right) and talk to her... Could you please please help me find her? Maybe by posting this on your blog or something? Much love a Swedish johnlocker

Of course I’m posting it, fingers crossed she follows the blog so you can get in touch with her again!

ccarryonsupernatural  asked:

Hi there, I saw you reblog something about XKit and I've heard about it before but I have no idea what it is. Do you think you can explain to me what it is? :)

It’s the best thing that ever happened to tumblr, I would never be here if it wasn’t for xkit. 

Basically, it’s a browser extention for tumblr, that let you (amont other things) to: 

  1. Have an outbox. 
  2. Replace tags in your posts 
  3. blacklist tags that you don’t want to see
  4. block posts that you don’t want to see again 
  5. ‘read more’ now on your dash
  6. Timestamps: let you know when a post was posted 
  7. Cool things to ‘activity’ page 
  8. Reblog text post as text automatically and not as a link as tumblr does 
  9. TagViewer (lte you see the tags on a post) 
  10. ReplyViewer (same, with replies and text addition to reblogs) 
  11. Blog tracker 
  12. Crushes (let you post the most reblogged/ liked from) 
  13. Let you reblog things with a mini box and way faster (dunno how you call it) 

and many more. 

It’s a great extension! I really don’t know how can I ever tumblr without it. I never had to :) 

Link to more details 

KHUX be like
  • KHUX: oh you're upset you're so far behind the JP version? here have 50 missions a month :)
  • KHUX: oh you don't like the hackers? here let us punish them for you :)
  • KHUX: oh you don't like that we nerfed the Zootopia medals? here have a partial refund on us :)
  • KHUX: oh we underwent maintenance for four hours? actually we told you about that beforehand but here have some jewels we're sorry anyway :)

anonymous asked:

I worked in a warehouse and I found this guy extremely sexy and one day while we were working he asked to me help him in the back with something and when we got back there I was helping him and felt his bulge in his pants and couldn't help myself and got on my knees and sucked his dick and next thing you know we were fucking like crazy!!! Best sex I've ever had but the problem was he and I were in relationships!!! Oops 🤗🤗

HOW I DIED

    Otherwise known as I met Billie Piper yesterday, andI’ve been sitting in bed for the past 21 hours thinking about it. I am the legitimate example of the expression “I can’t”. I keep feeling like I’m seriously f l o a t i n g on air. I’ll get back to that though, because thebadddestwolf wanted to hear about my Billie experience. Hear we go.

      I got to Boston at like two in the afternoon even though I left at noon-ish because traffic was h e l l. There was a Soxs game, so that’s probably why but still. By the time my mom and I find parking, it was like two thirty. We walked in, and I nearly passed out because the first place I see walking in is the autograph sessions. Then there, right in front of me (well behind a bunch of people), was the goddess herself. 

     I took some pictures from behind the barrier before hopping in line because I really wanted to document this moment in my life.  These are the best ones. They were all really blurry…

   She looked like an angel of sunshine and happiness, and it took all of my being to not start sobbing. I saw Hayley as well, but I couldn’t take my eyes off of Billie. So my mom had to physically drag me into the line. I had my copy of her autobiography in my bag, and I was going to get that signed. 

   We get to the beginning of the line finally. I was like three people away from meeting Billie. I cannot stress enough how pretty she is in person. I don’t even know how it’s possible to be that gorgeous. We walk up to her, and this is EXACTLY how the conversation goes.

Billie: Hiiii!

Me: Hi! 

Billie: Hi Darling! How are you doing? Nice to see you! (I start trying to hold back tears) Hey!

Me: You’re such a huge inspiration to me, and I just wanted to say hi!

Billie: That’s so kind of you! (Seeing her book) Oh my God.

Me: My mom got it for a surprise once like “Look what I got you!”.

Billie: Oh my gosh! And have you read it?

Me: Yes I read it twice. It’s really great!

My mom: The first time she read it, it took her a day and a half.

Billie: Really? Aww.

Me: The second time was for school too. I ended up using it for a project.

Billie: Oh that’s so cool! Aww that makes me feel really good! That it’s been somehow useful and beneficial at school as well. 

My mom: We listened to your music the whole way in!

Billie: Oh my God, you got all revved up!

My mom: Yeah we were in traffic, so it was good to listen to music!

Billie then asked where we were from and how far away it was. I answered, and she said: “And are you going tonight? Back home?”

Me: Yeah. I’m going to the photo op too!

Billie: Then I’ll see you there! See you there darling!

   Words cannot even begin to describe how I felt. She was so sweet and genuine and really made you feel like she was interested in everything you had to say. I can’t even describe it more than that it was just so B I L L I E.

  So we walked away from the autograph tables, and fangirled briefly with the two people who had been behind us. They were a shaking mess too, so I didn’t feel quite as alone. We started to head towards the place where the photo ops were, but got slightly detracted by booths along the way. But that is for the better in the long run.

   So we finally get in line, and in this room we’re in its H O T. Behind us were this nice couple who we complained about the heat with, a couple who were dressed as Ten and Rose (DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW ON POINT THEIR COSTUMES WERE AND HOW CUTE THEY WERE BEING THE WHOLE TIME.), and someone I thought looked really familiar. She asked the cute couple if she could take a picture with them, and I leaned over to my mom and said “Oh my god I think I follow that girl on Twitter”. I had been talking to her earlier that day online about what to expect at the con and stuff, and she had been really helpful. So I go on my phone, and ask if she was behind the Tenrose cosplayers. She said yes, and after some confusion, I said hi to Sam ( peggyscarters )! It was such a huge coincidence, but it was so cool!

  We all start moving in line from one “air conditioned” (complete bull) room to another. The line was so long! But finally we got to the front! I walk into the little booth/tent thing, and go up to Billie.

Billie: Oh hello Darling! I just met you! 

  I had no idea how to respond. She recognized me oh my god. I do not have a rememorable face, like I look like a trash can. But now that she’s not sitting I can see she’s wearing a long velvet skirt. I felt so bad. She was in lights, in a hot room, on a 90 degree day. But she also had on her red heels, which looked amazing in person. 

  She pulled me in next to her, and put her arm around me, so I did the same. I barely had time to smile before the picture was taken, and I had to go. But before I did, Billie pulled me into a hug, and said “Bye Love!”.

  I cannot stress how sweet that was and how much it meant to me. I’m not even going to try to describe it. 

I waited for Sam over by the pick up area, and those cosplayers walked out. They had had Billie hold a bunch of bananas which I’m still not sure of where they had kept?? and 3D glasses. That picture is up on Twitter here as I found out : https://twitter.com/Twin_Alchemist/status/627657465644122112  It’s so cute.

  So Sam walked out, and we freaked out about how nice and perfect Billie was. We also took a picture together (at my mom’s request oh my god)

God I look so freaking tall. We went to grab our pictures and Sam’s was really cute! It was of her and Billie hugging which was really sweet. She wrote about her experience, and she’s going to be posting about that so go check it out!

  Then I got my picture, and oh my god. Billie looks so much taller than me ( and I’m 5′7 so she looks tall). She is also doing the tongue thing oh my god. I look fat and like shit, but whatever  because she looks great, and that’s what matters here.

 No, but honestly yesterday was the best day of my life. Ever. Period. 

  So since the car ride home I’ve been either to unstable to talk, crying, pondering if that actually happened, and sending that picture to everyone I know. I was laying in bed all day certainly not marathoing everything I have with her in it that’s for sure until I decided to type this. Thanks for reading this!

aquiveringmoon  asked:

Hi! I just briefly met a johnlock shipper in a café in Seattle (long story short her friend screamed out something about her shipping johnlock) and honestly it was the best thing ever because I've never met a fellow johnlocker outside tumblr! But I'd LOVE to find her here on tumblr (bc come on she must have tumblr right) and talk to her... Could you please please help me find her? Maybe by posting this on your blog or something? Much love a Swedish johnlocker

I hope you find your fellow Johnlocker!

Congratulations! I’ve never met a johnlock shipper in person, where’s everyone at? Lol

~Violet

anonymous asked:

Me and my best friend always had a thing but nothing ever happen but then one day he took me home from practice and going over there he started to grab my thigh and pulled over he took me to the back of the car kissed me all over while doing that he started to finger me. We went to his house and did it in his room he pined me next to the wall and on the bed for 3 hours best sex I've had !

anonymous asked:

my parents are divorced- one Friday night I told my dad I was going to spend the night at my mums house, when in reality my ex-boyfriend picked me up from school that day. we drove up to his house & I spent the night at his house; we hung out for the night. not thinking anything was going to happen, but the next thing I knew he was on top of me eating me out and then we started fucking; probably the best sex I've ever had- to this day nobody knows I spent the night with him