Finally found some honey for my chicken nuggets in the coffee area of the food court!
Is Canada the only place that dips nuggets in honey? I get strange looks in the US when I ask for honey then they give me honey mustard and no that’s totally disgusting
So I’m out with my seniors and coursemates in the car. And we fiddled with the radio till we ended up listening to a station that plays songs from the good ol days. And then that fucking song plays at THAT part specifically “..killing me softly with his song, killing me softly! With his-” and.. three of them started singing along like nothing’s going on but I was really quiet and then I looked into the rear view mirror and my senior was STARING AT ME and I knew that look. That look that bordered realization, horror and disbelief. I just found out who else had read Killing Stalking.
Reporter: Mr. Vice President, are you smiling right now because you genuinely like Mike Pence? GD NATIONAL TREASURE VICE PRESIDENT JOE “SICK OF THIS MALARKEY AND FRESH OUT OF FUCKS” Biden: No. I’m not.