honestly, one of the best things about samurai jack is that subdued 30% of the show that consists of jack seeing the weirdest shit ever and just giving this tight, polite, yet vaguely pained look, like
*writing* Oh wow, they are going to love this. This is by far my best work!
*witty lines* *perfect love making* *fluffy enough to kill us all* *a dash of angst, a smidgen of hurt/comfort*
Oh man. This is it. This will be my legacy! *sweats into fic* *bleeds into fic* *cries into fic* *spends days perfecting the grammar and verbage and sex scenes* *has 15 betas look over it*
Okay. It is finally time to release my baby on the world. Here you go fandom. You're welcome.
Ha, cute. *like* *kudos*
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*writing* Whatever. This is shit, I don't even care right now. A singing squirrel? Sure, let's do it. Haha, cheesy lines that make no sense, sure. Grammatical errors out the wazoo? Why not. No one's going to read this piece of crap anyway, I literally wrote it on a scrap of 1 ply toilet paper with a broken yellow crayon.
OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER GRANTED US WITH, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE, OMG, I NEED A SEQUEL IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE. WHAT THE. I'M NOT EVEN WORTHY. *kudosrebloglikereccomment*
everyone has that one character in a show they watch where during every ep they’re usually just waiting for that specific character’s scenes to come on and enjoy everything about them from the way they talk to the way they walk and smile whenever that person comes onscreen. a scene without that character in it feels like it’s just missing something and in your eyes they’re the best thing about the show and you don’t want anything bad to happen to them ever
Buffy the Vampire Slayer is without question the defining piece of media of my life. I watched it as it aired all throughout my adolescence and it profoundly shaped my life and self in so many ways from big to small (hell, even the way I talk and randomly slap together prefixes and suffixes as a phrase called for can be traced back to Buffy).
While it has its issues, the show taught me to believe in myself, to keep going, to treasure my weirdness and the strange and awkward things that don’t fit are the best things about me and what makes me me. It showed me that superheroes come in all shapes and sizes, with and without capes, in and out of the spotlight. It defined the kind of person I wanted to be and I know there’s a whole generation of people that feel the same.
In honor of the 20th anniversary here’s a list of my personal top ten most meaningful Buffy quotes. There are a billion and fifty amazing, quotable moments and these aren’t even necessarily my favorite. These are the ones that meant the most to me, the ones that stuck with me and I think of when I need them.
“No weapons, no friends, no hope. Take all that away and what’s left?” “Me”
“I’m the thing the monsters have nightmares about.”
"Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.”
“To forgive is an act of compassion, Buffy. It’s-it’s… it’s not done because people deserve it. It’s done because they need it.”
“I made it up. I’m making it all up. So what kind of hero does that make me?”
“No guy is worth your life, not ever”
“When I say ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a woman.”
“I guess I just realized how amazingly screwed up they all are. I mean, really, really screwed up, in a monumental fashion. And they have no purpose that unites them so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die… which they… they know is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They’re incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane. And yet, here’s the thing – when it’s something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they’re lame morons for fighting, but they do. They never… never quit. So I guess I will keep fighting too.”
“They’ll never know how tough it is, Dawnie. To be the one who isn’t chosen. To live so near the spotlight and never step in it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes because nobody’s watching me. I saw you last night. I see you working here today. You’re not special. You’re extraordinary.”
“The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.”
I remember when Carl Grimes was a little shit I wanted to punch in the throat.
Now look at my BOY!!! Like seriously, his character transformation is amazing!!!
Thank you Michonne for getting in there and parenting that boy. Seriously, Carl Grimes was not tolerable until the future Mrs. Grimes told him “no more bullshit.”
I mean, we are literally blessed with a family of straight up thuggish GANGSTAS. They make threats with guns in they face.
They give no fucks. And Negan ain’t even met the wife that got these boys wrapped around her finger.
With all the death to come next season, watching them absolutely destroy will get me through it.
Look at this SHIT!!! The OT3Gs ALL identically mean mugging. We blessed.
one thing that bugs me on jtv? the complete lack of acknowledgement of what petra’s been through. petra is an abuse survivor. the one constant presence in her life is a mother who amongst other things has threatened her, belittled her, constantly gaslights her, all for her own selfish gains. struggles through post-partum depression. discovers she has a twin- who could have become the family petra so desperately needs who drugs her, assumes her identity and tries to screw her over. watches her husband who she really does love fall in love with another woman whilst said woman is carrying the child she wanted so much. not to mention being kidnapped, suffering a late term miscarriage and feeling inferior to jane. and like? there is barely any mention of petra’s past. the only thing they bring up are her mistakes- which yes are a lot, and yes she has done some terrible things, but geez. please let petra go to therapy!!!!! please let petra be happy!!!!!!
Legends of tomorrow is like really really good like????? Great hilarious characters and strong female characters???? Awesome actors and amazing villains??? The heroes are not 100% good but that ok because they don’t have to be???? Beautiful characters developments??? Cool storylines and super smart plot twists????? Iconic films references??? It has it all and it keeps getting better I love it so much?????
Would you ever consider doing basic tutorials as to how you draw different face shapes etc...? I really admire your art and I've just started out drawing myself. ♡
Thank you :) Ahhh, it means a lot! <3 As for your question? I don’t know how to explain such things in a tutorial. When I want to change the shape of the face I just change it. I change the size and shape of the chin, jaws, cheekbones and forehead. But equally important is the place of the eyes, nose and lips and the distance between them.
I really don’t know how to make a tutorial that would show the process of those changes (I should think about it). Anyway, all the alterations might be more visible and exaggerated or more subtle. Everything depends on what you want to achieve.
yeah wait hold up let that liquor ride baby love the way you chillin
Christian sighed rolling his eyes as Dabin stared at you from across the floor. You were waiting by the bar with your friends after Live’s set finished. You’d been nursing the same drink all night, occasionally you’d catch Dabin staring at you and you couldn’t help but to smile and look away shyly.
Christian had fallen victim to your little game of cat and mouse and had grown tired of it. “Please ask her out already. Mate you’re drivin’ me insane over this”
“I will…” Dabin mumbled downing back the rest of his liquor. “I will…I’ll ask her out…” he stood up, squaring his shoulders before immediately losing his nerves and sitting back down. “After one more drink” he reached out as the waitress walked by and grabbed another glass of alcohol.
“You’re pathetic. Come on. What are you waiting for? She’s been to every single one of your shows this month. You know she’s into you.”
“It’s not that simple Hyung… She's…”
“Pretty hot and out of your league?”
“Yeah…” he frowned losing what little nerve he had.
“Invite her and her friend up here. Maybe she’ll ask you out.”
“I can’t just ask her up here. What does that look like? Hey, do you wanna come to the VIP area with me? That just makes it look like I’m trying to make a move on her.”
“You are trying to make a move!” Christian groaned raking his hand through his hair. “You are literally trying to ask her out. And if I have to sit here and watch you ogle her for another night I’m gonna ask her out myself. And trust me Mate, it won’t be for your benefit”
1.) What’s better, having high expectations or having low expectations?
2.) Would you rather go without junk food for a year or go without TV for a year?
3.) Describe your perfect man/woman.
4.) Thoughts on school dress codes?
5.)Any strange phobias?
6.) At what job do you see Donald Trump best fit?
7.) Who was your first crush?
8.) Who was your first best friend?
9.)What is one weird thing about you?
10.) Top 5 TV shows you like to watch?
11.) What are your favorite boys names?
12.) What are your favorite girls names?
13.) Do you have any tattoos? If so, what are they?
14.) Do you plan on getting (more) tattoos? If so, what do you want to get as of the moment?
15.) Do you have any piercings? Do you plan on getting more?
16.) Do you like hugging people?
17.) Think of ANY person on earth right now. Who did you think of?
18.) Do you have an iPhone?
19.) What is the worst thing that could happen in your life right now?
20.) Do you watch anime?
21.) What brings true happiness?
22.) What is the most expensive thing you’ve ever paid for?
23.) If you could have any job in the world and get paid millions of dollars a year for it, what would you be and why?
24.) Do you want children? If so, how many?
25.) Name and describe someone who you feel most comfortable around.
26.)If you could invent a holiday, what would it be?
27.)Would you rather have summer weather or winter weather all year round?
28.) If you could make an alien race, describe what they would look like.
29.) What was the first thing you learned to cook?
30.) Describe your sense of humor.
31.) What is the key to happiness?
32.) How many phone numbers do you have committed to memory? Whose numbers are they?
33.) Name three songs that make you want to dance.
34.) What job did you want to have as a child?
35.) Do you have any talents or skills?
36.) What was the worst punishment you’ve ever had?
37.) Did you ever do anything weird as a child?
38.) What is your dream car?
39.) Describe something that made you laugh this week.
40.) Did you have a dream last night? If so, describe it.
41.) Do you ever have repetitive dreams? Describe it/them.
42.) Describe the worst/ scariest dream you’ve ever had.
43.) Describe the best dream you’ve ever had.
44.) If God himself gave you a choice of either having unlimited money for the rest of your life or finding your one true love starting tomorrow, which one would you choose (keep in mind, you are still able to make a ton of money if you choose love, and you are still able to meet your soul mate if you choose money)?
45.) If you could do anything (and I mean ANYTHING) right now without consequences, what would you do and why?
46.) Do you have any recipes that you know off the top of your head? What is it/ what are they?
47.) Do you have your license? If so, do you have a car?
48.) Have you ever had a near death experience?
49.) Do you personally know anyone that has been to prison?
50.) Have you ever been in a physical fight?
51.) When you get out of the shower, do you towel dry, blow dry, or air dry your hair?
52.) When you go to the movies, what snacks and drinks do you take with you?
53.) Do you like going to the beach? If so, do you like to stay dry or go in the water? If not, why?
54.) Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
55.) If you could have a superpower ASIDE from being invisible or being able to fly, what would you have?
56.) If you were able to live for however long you wanted to (i’m talking thousands of years without aging), when would you choose to die?
57.) What do you think happens after you die?
58.) Do you believe in aliens?
59.) Do you believe in ghosts?
60.) Do you believe in spiritual things like ouija boards, tarot cards, and crystals? Do you believe they are portals for evil entities to enter the mortal world?
61.) If you could make one mythical being real, who/what would you make?
62.) Do you get tan, or do you burn?
63.) Describe your shower routine.
64.) Do you enjoy school? Why or why not?
65.) In your opinion, what is the worst way to die?
66.) Do you get carsick, sea sick, or airplane sickness?
67.) What’s one memory that you wish you could live again and again?
68.) What were some of your stuffed animal’s names from when you were a kid?
69.)Do you have any pets?
70.) Describe your daily wardrobe.
71.) Describe what your daily wardrobe would be if you were rich.
72.) Create a character right now. Give them a name, age, and character description.
73.)What was the last thing you bought?
74.) Have you ever bought a CD? What band was it for?
75.) Describe your perfect ice cream sundae.
76.) If you could make ANYTHING happen right now with no cost, trouble, or obstacles, what would you do?
77.) What are some of your favorite physical activities to do?
78.) What were some of your favorite shows as a child?
79.) Describe how you would survive the zombie apocalypse.
80.)What are some things you shouldn’t say at work?
81.) If you were told that if you killed someone, you would save 100 people, would you do it?
82.) How’s the weather right now?
83.) What is the background on your cell phone right now?
84.)Is it better to work at a job that you love or a job that pays well?
85.) What do you have within arms reach of your bed?
86.) Have you ever been fired from a job? If so, why?
87.) Have you ever won a trophy, prize, or medal? If so, for what?
88.) Do you have any posters, pictures, or art hanging on your walls in your room? If so, what are they?
89.) Are you afraid of the dark? If so, why?
90.)What is something that you’ve never done but would like to try?
91.) If you could choose three famous people or characters to be friends with, who would you choose and why?
92.) Do you smile at strangers when you pass by them on the street?
93.) Do you have a favorite TV commercial? If so, what is it?
94.) Do you like your handwriting?
95.) Cable TV or Netflix?
96.) What are your favorite smells?
97.) Do you consider yourself physically strong?
98.) Describe a time where you said something really rude or mean, whether intentional or not.
99.) Do you ask strangers to pet their dogs?
100.)What is your most embarrassing moment?
101.) Has anyone really close to you ever died? If so, who was it and how did you handle it?
102.) Describe your plan of action if you were home alone and you heard someone break into your house.
103.) If you were to be born again, would you want to be born male or female?
104.) What shampoo do you use?
105.) Guess the meaning of this word: ulotrichous.
106.) Do you let messages (phone, email, text, social media, etc…) build up, or do you have to look at them right away?
107.) Where is the nearest McDonalds to your house?
108.) If you had $1 billion and you had to spend it in exactly one week, what would you spend it on?
109.) What is the best thing you’ve ever eaten?
110.) If you could go on a trip around the world with up to three people, who would you bring (they can be people you know personally or famous people).
111.) What expletive/ explicit phrase do you say most often?
112.) What is your personal definition of success?
113.) How was your day today?
114.) What is the closest Big City you live by?
115.) Have you ever been in a car accident?
116.) Do you hide anything from your parents?
117.) If you could possess one talent, what would you be able to do?
118.) Ugly and smart or beautiful and stupid?
119.) What is the worst thing you’ve ever seen in real life?
120.) Use only 3 words to describe how you want your future to go.
121.) QUICK! give me a few things a brick could be useful for
122.) If you could make a dream society, describe it in great detail where it would be, who would be in it, and what rules there would be?
123.) If you could make any animal miniature, what would you make and why?
124.) What are your favorite candle scents?
125.) If you HAD to have one plastic surgery, what would you get and why?
126.) Do you prefer to hang out with the same sex or the opposite sex?
127.) If you could make a charity, what would the profits go towards? How would you raise money for it?
128.) Describe the body you wish you had.
129.) If you were a famous director, what would your next movie be about? Describe the plot, characters, and possible title.
130.) If only women were to rule the world, how different would the world be by 2050?
131.) What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
132.) Do you have a problematic friend?
133.) Are you more spontaneous or more of a planner?
134.) If you could change your full name, what would your name be?
135.) What is one song that describes your life?
136.) What is one show you’ve been meaning to watch but can never find the time for?
137.) Do you find it easy to drop toxic people from your life that you’ve known for a long time?
138.) Do you like children? Why or why not?
139.) What is your zodiac sign?
140.) Do you like to dance? Do you dance often? In front of other people?
141.) Name some of your favorite colors.
142.) Have you ever shoplifted? If so, what was it?
143.) If you could speak three additional languages, what would they be?
144.) Have you ever been in legal trouble?
145.) Have you ever had surgery?
146.) If you could change 2 things about yourself, what would you change and why?
147.) What do you want done with your body after you die?
148.) What three physical features do people compliment you most on? What do they say about them?
149.) If you could have your own business, what would you do?
150.) What current friend do you have that you’ve known the longest?