honestly, one of the best things about samurai jack is that subdued 30% of the show that consists of jack seeing the weirdest shit ever and just giving this tight, polite, yet vaguely pained look, like
everyone has that one character in a show they watch where during every ep they’re usually just waiting for that specific character’s scenes to come on and enjoy everything about them from the way they talk to the way they walk and smile whenever that person comes onscreen. a scene without that character in it feels like it’s just missing something and in your eyes they’re the best thing about the show and you don’t want anything bad to happen to them ever
*writing* Oh wow, they are going to love this. This is by far my best work!
*witty lines* *perfect love making* *fluffy enough to kill us all* *a dash of angst, a smidgen of hurt/comfort*
Oh man. This is it. This will be my legacy! *sweats into fic* *bleeds into fic* *cries into fic* *spends days perfecting the grammar and verbage and sex scenes* *has 15 betas look over it*
Okay. It is finally time to release my baby on the world. Here you go fandom. You're welcome.
Ha, cute. *like* *kudos*
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same fanfic writer:
*writing* Whatever. This is shit, I don't even care right now. A singing squirrel? Sure, let's do it. Haha, cheesy lines that make no sense, sure. Grammatical errors out the wazoo? Why not. No one's going to read this piece of crap anyway, I literally wrote it on a scrap of 1 ply toilet paper with a broken yellow crayon.
OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER GRANTED US WITH, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE, OMG, I NEED A SEQUEL IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE. WHAT THE. I'M NOT EVEN WORTHY. *kudosrebloglikereccomment*
1: What’s the most annoying thing about your best friend/s? 2: Least favorite TV shows? 3: Favorite moment with your best friend/s? 4: What’s one quality you would like to have? 5: Name three people of your same sex you would: marry,kiss and fuck 6: Do you like your full name? 7: Tell me your most embarrasing memory 8: Favorite color to wear? 9: Favorite restaurant? 10: What would be a good first date for you? 11: Are you a good wrestler? 12: Are you allergic to something? 13: Would you be a good singer? 14: Who’s the last person you told “I love you” to? 15: What car would you buy if you had enough money? 16: Favorite cover of a song? 17: What was your last conversation about? 18: Where were you born? 19: Least favorite app? 20: Tell me two facts about your country of birth 21: Do you like wearing sunglasses? 22: When it’s a good moment for a first kiss? 23: What are your nationalities? 24: What would make you drop college/university? 25: A crossover between two shows (any shows) you would like to see? 26: Long or short hair? 27:A character from a book/TV show/movie that shouldn’t have died? 28: Favorite movie scene? 29:Do you ship more fiction people or more real people? 30: Favorite country song? 31: Favorite John Green book? 32: Least favorite Ed Sheeran song? 33: Favorite ship? 34: How do you deal with sexual tension? 35: Name a celebrity who died that you miss 36: Favorite Harry Potter spell? 37: Something you are scared of losing? 38: Someone you regret meeting? 39: Have you ever been hurt by someone you thought he/she was your friend? 40: Do you easily open up to people? 41: What is a gift you love receiving? 42: What is something you could leave easily? 43: Rant about that’s eating you up 44: If you could make one phone call to anyone right now, who would it be and what would you say? 45:Are you easy to love?
So I’ve been re-skimming some LotR in between looking for new books to read and Boromir mentions his brother like, three times in the Council of Elrond. And I realize it’s dramatic foreshadowing shit, but consider (modern au apparently) Boromir who just talks about his brother all the time and has so many pictures:
“Hobbits like poetry? My brother won a poetry contest in third grade!!! You know who’d love to hear more about Dwarves? My brother. Gosh, I can’t wait until we all get to Minas Tirith so I can show you all the best things about my city and you can meet my brother.”
“Yeah, I’ve seen Boromir, he’s a great dude,” says Eomer, “but I hear he talks about his brother a lot?”
“How do I know you’ve actually met my brother?” asks Faramir. “And how do you know who I am?”
“… I have seen probably a hundred pictures of you and heard the stories behind all of them,” says Frodo.
“Ah,” says Faramir, resigned. “Yeah, okay, you’ve met him.”
Buffy the Vampire Slayer is without question the defining piece of media of my life. I watched it as it aired all throughout my adolescence and it profoundly shaped my life and self in so many ways from big to small (hell, even the way I talk and randomly slap together prefixes and suffixes as a phrase called for can be traced back to Buffy).
While it has its issues, the show taught me to believe in myself, to keep going, to treasure my weirdness and the strange and awkward things that don’t fit are the best things about me and what makes me me. It showed me that superheroes come in all shapes and sizes, with and without capes, in and out of the spotlight. It defined the kind of person I wanted to be and I know there’s a whole generation of people that feel the same.
In honor of the 20th anniversary here’s a list of my personal top ten most meaningful Buffy quotes. There are a billion and fifty amazing, quotable moments and these aren’t even necessarily my favorite. These are the ones that meant the most to me, the ones that stuck with me and I think of when I need them.
“No weapons, no friends, no hope. Take all that away and what’s left?” “Me”
“I’m the thing the monsters have nightmares about.”
"Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.”
“To forgive is an act of compassion, Buffy. It’s-it’s… it’s not done because people deserve it. It’s done because they need it.”
“I made it up. I’m making it all up. So what kind of hero does that make me?”
“No guy is worth your life, not ever”
“When I say ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a woman.”
“I guess I just realized how amazingly screwed up they all are. I mean, really, really screwed up, in a monumental fashion. And they have no purpose that unites them so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die… which they… they know is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They’re incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane. And yet, here’s the thing – when it’s something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they’re lame morons for fighting, but they do. They never… never quit. So I guess I will keep fighting too.”
“They’ll never know how tough it is, Dawnie. To be the one who isn’t chosen. To live so near the spotlight and never step in it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes because nobody’s watching me. I saw you last night. I see you working here today. You’re not special. You’re extraordinary.”
“The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.”
I remember when Carl Grimes was a little shit I wanted to punch in the throat.
Now look at my BOY!!! Like seriously, his character transformation is amazing!!!
Thank you Michonne for getting in there and parenting that boy. Seriously, Carl Grimes was not tolerable until the future Mrs. Grimes told him “no more bullshit.”
I mean, we are literally blessed with a family of straight up thuggish GANGSTAS. They make threats with guns in they face.
They give no fucks. And Negan ain’t even met the wife that got these boys wrapped around her finger.
With all the death to come next season, watching them absolutely destroy will get me through it.
Look at this SHIT!!! The OT3Gs ALL identically mean mugging. We blessed.