There is this absolutley brilliant author who goes by SOFTAGUSTD on AO3 and is @phanadox on tumblr and I felt the tremendous need to reccommend you every single one of her stories.
Settle Down and Let Me Know If You’ll Stay // Taegi, Namjin, Jikook “I can grant you three, no wait it’s four. Four wishes! Just say the word!” “What?” Or the one where Taehyung is a genie who found himself in the company of a drunk with a wicked personality and can’t help but want to make him happy. (FREAKING AMAZING (although legit all of them are))
You Were Beautiful On A Sleepless Night // Yoonmin, Taekook, Namjin “So you’ve been eavesdropping on my conversations with my family?” “Yes, now, listen. About that rash you’ve been talking about, I looked it up and found some medicine.” “Fuck off!” Or the one where Yoongi can’t sleep so he goes out into his balcony to smoke and listen to the family upstairs talk. And the Park’s family doesn’t know how to shut their balcony door.
It’s Still Beautiful How You See the World // Jikook, Namjin, Taegi “Wait, you promised him that if he graduates from high school, you’d date him?” Or the one where Jungkook confesses to Jimin in middle school. Jimin thinks Jungkook is too young to know what “love” is so he promises to date Jungkook after he graduates from high school and starts college. Now that Jungkook has graduated from high school, Jimin starts to back out of their promise.
Weight of Playing with Fire // Yoonmin, Yoonseok, Vmin “He’s walking this way, grab my ass!” “But mine’s coming this way too, grab my hand!” Or the one where Yoongi and Jimin fake-date to make their unrequited love(s) jealous.
From Here and throughout the Night // Taekook, Yoonmin, Namjin “We were deceased!” “I think he means deceived.” Jungkook leaned into Taehyung, covering the microphone as he whispered into his ear. “I think you mean deceived.” “Ah, yes!” Taehyung nodded. “We were deceived!” Or the one where Taehyung’s father runs away from his company, leaving Taehyung in charge. And leaving Jungkook in charge of the company and Taehyung.
I Know It’s Over By Spring // Jikook, Yoonseok, Namjin The one where Jungkook has been using Jimin as a slave since elementary school. Then one day Jungkook gets into an accident and suffers from memory loss and instead of feeling bad, Jimin decides to take his revenge.
The Last Scene for Our Dream Night // Yoonmin, Taekook, Namjin “They said they’ll fix it in an hour, which means we’re going to be stuck here for that amount of time. Will that be enough time for you to stop crying or should we tell them to give us another hour?” Or the one where Yoongi is bad luck, Jimin is good luck, and they’re soulmates.
Days Are Numbered So Move On // Jikook, Namjin Vhope Jimin is a spy. Jungkook is training to be one. Hoseok trains the agents to have agility. Seokjin just wants to be Employee of the Month. Namjoon is the leader nobody asked for. Taehyung loves the kids books. And Yoongi is in the wrong occupation. Or the one where Jimin is stuck training the new spies because of his last mission and Jungkook insists on being a nuisance to Jimin.
I Write Songs About Your Stupid Anecdotes // Taegi, Namjin, Jikook Taehyung keeps singing Spanish songs while Yoongi is trying to tutor his students. Jimin keeps “forgetting” his keys at Jungkook’s apartment. Namjoon won’t forgive Seokjin and Hoseok is the glue of all these six idiots. Or the ‘listen i know we’ve been best friends for years but i’m trying to tell you that i’m in love with you so will you fucking stop singing spanish songs’ au that no one asked for. (The first one that I read, that had me hooked! It was freaking amazing, and it inspired some of my writing.)
At 4 O’clock, I’ll Stay// Vmin “I hate him so much, Yoongi, I’m thinking of saying he has rats in his stupid bar just to get rid of him!” “Well, what did he do?” “He said that I was the best soccer player and shouldn’t talk shit about myself!"Or the one where Taehyung goes to Jimin’s bar to talk bad about his latest soccer matches and Jimin waters down his drinks by "accident.”
The Art of Lost Stars// Yoonkook, Vmin “You were supposed to come five hours ago.” Jungkook sighed, handing Yoongi a couple bills. “I know, time got away from me.” “Away from you, my ass. You’re lucky I didn’t walk out on the kid.”“I’m sorry, thank you.” Yoongi scoffed, looking through the money. “Your kid is upstairs asleep,” he pocketed the money. “She kept asking where he dad was.” Jungkook licked his lips, wiping his palms on his pants. He never knew why he got so nervous around Yoongi. Maybe it was the tattoos spread all over his arms, the piercings on his lip and eyebrow, or the fact that Jungkook had the biggest boner in the world.
What Can I Do? Your Eyes Became My Home // Yoonmin “I don’t care if you’re cupid or the fucking Gingerbread Man, I’m not falling in love with that guy so stop shooting arrows at my ass!” Or the one where Jimin has the record for most successful Fallings and Yoongi is a centimetre away at ruining that record.
I haven’t tagged the two KNK fanfics but if you’re fans of them PLEASE GO READ THEY’RE AWESOME AS WELL
Began his club career in England with Manchester United, with the scout who had spotted his talent at the age of 15 sending a telegram to manager Matt Busby which read: “I think I’ve found you a genius.” After making his debut for United aged 17, he scored 179 goals from 470 appearances over 11 years, and was the club’s top goalscorer in the league for five consecutive seasons.
Best was voted 8th in the World Soccer 100 greatest football players of the 20th century election in 1999 and was voted 16th in the IFFHS World Player of the Century election in 1999. He was on the six man short list for the BBC’s Sports Personality of the Century in 1999. Best was one of the inaugural 22 inductees into the English Football Hall of Fame in 2002. In 2004, he was voted 19th in the public UEFA Golden Jubilee Poll and was named in the FIFA 100 list of the world’s greatest living players. Former Brazilian footballer Pelé stated, “George Best was the greatest player in the world". Best was once quoted as saying, “Pelé called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life.” On what would have been his 60th birthday, Belfast City Airport was renamed the George Best Belfast City Airport. According to the BBC, Best was remembered by mourners at his public funeral held in Belfast as “the beautiful boy” [with a] “beautiful game”.
And PTA Sans is one of the most beautiful things I’ve seen, but consider this
Bake Sale Mom Toriel- She works at the school and immediately knows about all of the fundraisers and bake sales. She over does the baking and puts everyone else to shame with her butterscotch cinnamon pies and her lemon squares.
Soccer Mom Undyne- She trains Frisk on how to be the best soccer player in the school (even though she’s not quite sure what soccer is) and she threatens anyone with a spear that insinuates that Frisk can’t play soccer.
Wrestling/ MMA Dad Papyrus- He makes sure Frisk can take care of themselves at school, especially around Johnny Lowlife and Fuckboy Todd. He teaches Frisk everything he knows about fighting and self defense. During PTA meetings he questions why there aren’t any self defense classes offered, and offers to teach them for free. Every time, he gets turned down but it doesn’t stop him from offering it again.
Science/ Mechanical Teacher Aunt Alphys- She was hired by the Principal after meeting Mettaton and believing he was completely under her orders and hoped she could teach the kids about science and how to make their own robots. She spends the entire day watching anime with her students. All of her tests are about the animes they watch. The principal still isn’t aware of this fact and all of the other students aren’t sure why their friends are so eager to go back to such a ‘boring’ class. They just don’t know what they’re missing. She doesn’t show up to PTA meetings; she stays home and plays computer games and has Undyne fill her in later.
Theater Uncle Mettaton- He teaches Frisk everything there is to know about show business. How to dance, the proper way to speak in front of a crowd, how to train their voice to sing. There was a 3 day long lecture about the importance of glitter. There was no stopping, only bathroom brakes. Food had to be brought to the class or brought by a family member during class. He was fired after that, but still shows up to class because the principal is too intimidated to remove him forcefully. He’s taken over the cooking class and news club and yearbook committee. He made all of those classes better than they have been before. He typically doesn’t show up to PTA meetings, but when he does, someone is getting hell. *Cough* Linda *cough*
Gardener Asgore- He shows up daily to plant flowers and trim hedges around the school. The Principal never hired him, and is too scared to tell him to leave, plus he made the school look prettier than all of the other schools in the area. He loves gardening, but he really just wants to be around Frisk and Toriel. He sort of wanders into PTA meetings. Toriel told him to leave, but his horns got stuck in the doorway.
Botany Nerd Asriel- After being a flower for so long he wanted to know about other plants. He spends hours finding new facts about edible and inedible plants, pretty flowers, and places with exotic and rare plant breeds. He wants to visit the amazon when he gets older and stop deforestation. Meetings are always called by teachers saying how disruptive he is about his new flower books; Toriel told the teacher off and made sure to get Asriel in her class for the rest of the year. Asgore went to the meeting too and tried to calm down Toriel. He got a black eye.
Flowerpot Flowey- He likes to pretend to be a normal flower until someone comes up to him. He scares the shit out of the school kids. The Principal asked Asgore to stop bringing him to school. The Principal got a black eye.
Lunchroom Cook Grillby- He showed up to be around everyone else, saw the food being served and decided no one needed to be tortured with that kind of next to inedible monstrosity. He makes gormet bar food for all of the school children. He never speaks to anyone, but he still always has a friendly aura around him.
On a night we won’t remember - Montgomery de la cruz (part 1/?)
This is my
first imagine, I’m sorry if this is bad and if I make too much mistakes send me
some feedback please, and please have mercy on me.
Montgomery x reader
word count: 1051
It was a
typical Friday night for you. Listening to your favourite music while putting
on some comfy shorts, an oversized shirt and some soft socks. On your neck
still the necklace that your ex-boyfriend gave to you for your 1 year
anniversary, it has been 2 weeks since the two of you broke up but in your head
the story was far from over. Montgomery was not a typical jock. Of course in
school Monty found it important to keep his reputation high, being sometimes a
little too aggressive pushing kids against the lockers. But when he was with
you he was the sweetest, most caring person you’ve ever met. Monty would never
hurt you, you thought.
You were completely zoned out when suddenly
your phone lit up. It was a text from your best friend Justin.
(Y/N), I’m at Jessica’s party where are you?”
completely forgot. You weren’t a party animal but since Jess was Justin’s
girlfriend and he was your best friend you promised to go. Just to do him a
favour, and maybe for one night, forget about Monty and all the pain you’ve felt for the last couple weeks.
“ I was
still showering, I’ll be there in 15 minutes!”
“ What? A girl needs her shower ;) ?”
“ Nononooo not about that. He’s
here, just so you know..”
was at the party.., he probably looked mind blowing with a nice button down,
he’s perfect brown hair and his cute freckles. He hated them but I thought they
made him look perfect. It was his finishing touch. But since he was there you
had to look good, no not good you had to look great. You searched the dress he
loved the most. It was a red one, thightly hugging your body. Monty always went
crazy when you wore it, he said it made your body look even more perfect than
it already was. You put on some make up and let your hair dry in some loose
offered to pick you up so you could drink a little, he imagined you could use
some alcohol tonight. You were waiting in the living room when you heard a car
on your driveway. Finally Justin arrived, despite the fact you had to face
Monty you began to get excited for this party, just because you could be with
your friends and could do somethinf different than cry or study.
into Justins car, when you looked had his mouth fell on the floor.
you look hot!”
You gave him a sweet smile, Justin was always
the first one to make you smile with all his compliments “Thanks Justin, I hope I
have the ame influence on someone else tonight.” You winked at him and obviously
referring to Montgomery
“ I’m sure
you will, look at yourself, mindblowing. I’m pretty proud to call you my best
friend right now.”
Foley enough bluffing now let’s go, I don’t want Jessica to hate me.”
later you arrived at the party. Suddenly you felt the chills go down your
spine. You were going to face Monty after avoiding him for 2 weeks, after all
the crying, going over everything the two of you did together and looking for a
mistake you made. Looking at alle the pictures you had together for hours and
missing him, missing his touch and his genlte kisses and the way he shouted your name when you scored a goal on the soccerfield.
Justin looked at you “(Y/N) you look
stunning, don’t worry it will be fine, and if you want to go home just give me a sign.”
at Justin, he understood you with just one smile. The two of you went in,
he went to Jessica, kissing her. You walked straight to the kitchen fixing
yourself a drink. You went for some tequila, or in your case te-kill-a. When
you looked up you saw a tall Zach Dempsey looking at you with a grin on his face. “You lost
something?” you asked, with a little sass.
think I lost my heart to you, (Y/N)”
Zach, now come give me a hug, it’s been 2 weeks”
sprinted to you picking you up and spinning you around. You were talking with
Zach about his basketball, about how stupid Bryce is, and so one.
You knew Zach since you were 5, he made you a sports fan and he was the one pushing you to train harder everyday so you became the best female soccer player on the team.
Just then you saw him, Monty. He looked you
straight in the eyes. You froze, why was he looking so sad, was it because of
you, was it because of Zach picking you up? How long has he been standing
know how the behave so he ran off, you following his path.
You found a
lonely Monty 3 houses away, sitting alone on a bench with clenched fists
down to him, “Is this seat taken?” he looks up, his eyes were filled with
you even want to be here, I’ve been so mean to you?”
because I still care?”
“ Just go”
And right on that moment the most impulsive and probably dumb idea comes into your mind and before you know it
“ Do you
want to get drunk? We’ll probably regret this tomorrow but I think we can both
use this. since you’re sitting here with you fists clenched and I’m still
wearing your necklace.”
at you with his sad eyes nodding affirmatively.
Back at the party Monty fixed drinks for the both of you.
waiting outside watching a few boys playing beerpong. You were curious, how was a drunk night with monty going to end?
next to you giving you your drink, you could smell it had lots of tequila in
it, but you didn’t mind at all
“on a night
we won’t remember” he said while drinking the whole thing at once.
“on a night
we won’t remember” you said and you did the same
Let me know what you guys think and what you think is going to happen!