Best Silas Botwin Scenes:
#1 6x01 Twack
Silas: Shane, what the fuck happened at the party?
Shane: I killed Pilar with a croquet mallet by the pool. Goal.
Silas: Seriously, what happened?
Shane: Seriously. I killed Pilar. With a croquet mallet. By the pool. She was going to kill us, so I popped the bitch. Right in the melon. Twack, splash, dead. You gonna shoot? Three zip, you suck.
Silas: You’re serious.
Shane: Serious as Dad’s heart attack. Now, in general, I don’t like using that simile because some heart attacks aren’t all that serious. I mean, you recover. Reduce your salt and fat, drop a few pounds and life goes on. But dads, dad’s was serious.
Silas: You killed someone?
Shane: Yeah, but I’m family. You still gotta invite me to superbowl parties and shit like that. I assume you're forfeiting the game?
Silas: Holy shit, Shane.
Shane: I defended the family! Mom’s luck was running out. You called it.
Silas: You’re… you’re psycho.
Shane: Mom said that you stood and peed on her leg once. That’s kind of freaky.
Silas: How fucked up are you that you think my three year old squirt for attention is the same as murdering a woman with a croquet stick?
Shane: It’s a mallet! I’ll be in the car.