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LOL WTF DID I JUST WATCH

  • Chase Chrisley: I'm 16 and want a tattoo.
  • Todd Chrisley: people in hell want ice water, that don't mean the gonna get it.
  • Chase: I'm 18 so I should be able to come home whenever I want.
  • Todd: as long as you are living under my roof like hell you won't. The only thing open at 2 am are emergency rooms and girls legs, and you won't be found in either.
  • And my favorite!
  • Todd: talking to his oldest son, "How in the hell did you get a girl pregnant with something that small! I am ashamed."
  • My favorite family!

anonymous asked:

I MEAN THEY COULD HAVE SOLD SKAM TO SWEDEN OR BELGIUM OR SCOTLAND EVEN FRANCE OR GERMANY AND I WOULD HAVE BEEN OKAY WITH IT BUT AMERICA JUST FEELS WRONG

AMERICA JUST NEEDS TO FUCKING STAY IN THEIR LANE AND DO WHAT THEY DO BEST LIKE MAKE SHITTY REALITY TV AND MAKING UNTALENTED PEOPLE FAMOUS

shookstralian survivor really came back and claimed its title as the best reality tv show of all time…

ep 1: taller/slightly more attractive tony 2.0 forces a 6-6 tie because he doesnt want to be under president sarah samantha’s reign??

ep 2: 5-4-2-1 vote where more neurotic/heavier fishbach 2.0 who’s the target to go home plays the idol incorrectly on someone who got 0 votes and the majority alliance voted out one of their own because they thought jean robert 2.0 had the idol

ep 3: failed attempt by malcolm and denise 2.0 to throw the challenge and assassinate president samantha while on the other tribe, queen tessa (phoebe 2.0) finds out she’s in danger so she goes scorched earth on the woman who flipped on her and her entire tribe and she still doesnt get voted out and goes “youve got to be kidding me :|” because she still has to live with these people after asdfgfdsjf