shookstralian survivor really came back and claimed its title as the best reality tv show of all time…
ep 1: taller/slightly more attractive tony 2.0 forces a 6-6 tie because he doesnt want to be under president sarah samantha’s reign??
ep 2: 5-4-2-1 vote where more neurotic/heavier fishbach 2.0 who’s the target to go home plays the idol incorrectly on someone who got 0 votes and the majority alliance voted out one of their own because they thought jean robert 2.0 had the idol
ep 3: failed attempt by malcolm and denise 2.0 to throw the challenge and assassinate president samantha while on the other tribe, queen tessa (phoebe 2.0) finds out she’s in danger so she goes scorched earth on the woman who flipped on her and her entire tribe and she still doesnt get voted out and goes “youve got to be kidding me :|” because she still has to live with these people after asdfgfdsjf