best quote in any film ever okay

A man… out of time. He was okay. But then, he wished upon a star, and became… the horror turtle. Devestating any sort of skydiver, by chewing their balls as soon as they land. Unable to escape, they were stuck in trees cuz they can’t skydive properly. And then they were stung by killer bees. And uh… a lock.
—  Chris Trott, the best horror story I’ve ever heard tbh