best of con

anonymous asked:

3 characters: Rick, Daryl, Carol

Rick

Pros:

-#1 dad 

-Would give Michonne the entire world like she deserves

-Is just doing his best

Cons:

-”Ricktatorship”

-Is so tired / probably needs another coma nap

-Snot bubbles


Daryl

Pros:

-Is just a cat in a human’s body

-BFFs with Carol (and maybe even a lil more *wink wink*)

-Norman Reedus (that’s a pro all in itself)

Cons:

-Desperately needs a shower since Season 1

-Redneck Temper Tantrums

-World’s Ugliest Crier 


Carol

Pros:

-CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

-Does NOT have any more fucks to give

-Looks like a cinnamon roll, but could actually kill you

Cons:

-There are no cons

-She’s perfect

-I love her so much

anonymous asked:

For the three character thing? Maggie, Glenn, Abraham

Maggie

Pros:

-Is basically a ray of sunshine that can also murder your entire face off 

-Punched Gregory in the face (bless)

-Will soon be World’s Best Mom

Cons:

-SCOTT GIMPLE IF YOU’RE READING THIS

-PLEASE STOP HURTING MAGGIE 

-SHE’S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH OKAY?!!!?!?

Originally posted by dailytwd

Glenn

Pros:

-Loved Maggie with all his damn heart

-Would have taken Rick’s #1 Dad mug and fucking deserved it

-Literally an angel

Cons:

-DESERVED BETTER

-DESERVED BETTER

-DESERVED BETTER

Originally posted by sarcastically-interesting

Abraham

Pros:

-Loved Sasha and Rosita a lot 

-Was Captain of the Loyalty Squad 

-Would have given Negan a run for his money when it comes to jokes / fowl language 

Cons:

-DESERVED BETTER

-DESERVED BETTER

-DESERVED BETTER

Originally posted by carternotsoscene

Honestly, LGBT+ people want allies, BUT we don’t want them so much that we’ll settle for people:

  • who call us f*ggots
  • think misgendering is funny
  • still use “gay” as a slur
  • think “you need us, we don’t need you.”

We’re not desperate, deary. We just want respect.

  • pros of having a crush on one of your best friends: it isn't weird if you tell them you love them, you can cuddle, already know them super well
  • cons of having a crush on one of your best friends: oh jesus basically everything else oh fucking shit
While I Was Clearing Out My Desktop, I Found This Gem

It Still Remains as One of My Life Goals: Find Someone Who Will Hug Me the Same Way Oscar Hugged Evan

Speak your language day

Une des choses que j'aime le plus en français, c'est les expressions qui nous paraissent normale à nous qui sommes habitués mais qui ne veulent absolument rien dire si on les traduit dans n'importe quelle autre langue.

One of the things I like the most in French are the totally weird expression which seems normal for us but don’t mean anything in any other language

( and YES I don’t know how many times I’ve gotten weird looks from English friends because: no, “ It’s like peeing in a violin” isn’t something that make sense in English)

So yeah in honour of this day, here are some of my favourite ( with approximate traditions )

- être copain comme cochon / friends like pig -> being best friends

- “ t'es con comme un balais” / “you’re as dumb as a broom” -> you’re a fucking idiot

- “vas te faire cuire un œuf!” / “ go and Cook yourself an egg” - > fuck off

- “ Elle pète plus haut que son cul” / “ she farts above her ass” -> she’s full of herself

- “ on s'en fout comme de l'en 40” / “ It’s as relevant as the 40’s ” -> I don’t give a shit about that

- “ je vais péter les plomb!” / “ I’m gonna break a fuse” -> go crazy

- avoir le cul bordé de nouilles / to have one’s ass filled with noodle -> be lucky

- “ça casse pas trois pattes à un canard” / it doesn’t break three legs to a duck -> it isn’t that extraordinary

And my favorite:

- “ouais c'est ça et mon cul c'est du poulet!” / “yeah right and my ass is made of chicken” -> I know you’re lying


Feel free to add, in French or in your language!

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Vany’s birthday party [part 2]
Our overdrugs “cosplay” ahahah
@nataswilde as the young Genji that need healing
@vanycat as Tracer the gay’ja vu master
@airaly as Reaper the trashbag
Francesco as Zenyatta who’s questioning his life choices
Carlo as Symmetra the mistress
@martiverse9 as McCree the juicy McBurger
@crimson-pencil as Mei the demon from hell
@bjaisgod as Mercy which tits belong to Pharah
Giulia as Pharah with the iron tits
Gabri as the most beautiful Winston.
Peanut Butter as Miele della Coop ahahah

Also, my dog:

Beautiful photos made by our Mercy @bjaisgod, as always <3

  • Yuuri: Actually, this morning there’s a little surprise in your egg.
  • Victor: [lifts up egg shell to pull out a note]
  • Victor: “I love you.” How cute! I love you too, egg.
  • Yuuri: Oh, no. No, Victor, that’s me saying that to you. I love you.
  • Victor: Ohhhhhhhh…

@feartwd Comic Con Ready. @alyciajasmin @danielsharman @kjdickens @samunderwoodnyc @mercedesmason @kingofbingo #letsdoitbaby #feartwd #sdcc