best of both worlds guys

;little monster (m)

pairing— park jimin x reader | feat. kim namjoon
genre/warnings— smut, voyeurism sort-of, auralism? masturbation, teasing, switch themes
words— 8,844

:: summary— you’ve been good friends with your roommate Jimin for a while, occasionally flirting with each other, especially when you’ve had a drink, but nothing has ever happened between the two of you…until that is, he secretly listens to you and Namjoon have sex one day…He thinks you don’t know, but he’s wrong…

note— based on a request.

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Best of Both Worlds was so amazing that I almost cried ;-;

You guys did a fantastic job and seriously made my day. It was just incredible! I loved the storyline, character designs, voice actors.. Let’s just say everything about the video. Thank you for making minisodes eddsworld movie crew, the whole fandom appericiates it :D @the-eddsworld-fan-movie
People really out here like ‘The Pitt’ isn’t the best DLC Bethesda ever did

…sad

anonymous asked:

Have you ever made a move on a straight friend you've had? And if so please do tell :O

That’s kind of a complicated question for me. Since I’m mostly read as a girl by people, it’s usually straight guys making moves on me. I’ve never really tried to establish a relationship or sought after someone who was strictly a straight guy, but I’ve had a lot of guys who were “experimenting” with bisexuality use me as kind of a “best of both worlds”. They just wanted a cute kinda masc person who could fill a more dominant role while still having tits. These people usually ended up having some issue or embarrassment involving me being trans, ending with a “it would be easier if you were a girl” or “I can’t get past you being trans”, because they wanted to date a cute little queer boy but were unwilling to actually help support me when being trans was something I struggled with or, since I don’t pass, it became challenging explaining it to friends and family (like they wanted to date a boy, but they didn’t want to come out of the closet, so they just pretended I was a girl, and didn’t consider the emotional ramifications that would have on me). They would discover that being with a trans guy wasn’t “the best of both worlds”, but since they were attracted to what they perceived as my “female body”, instead of terminating the relationship they would subtly encourage and me and manipulate me into being more feminine and looking “like a girl”, despite knowing they entered into a relationship with a man.

So I guess all that whining was just my way of saying no. I avoid straight boys like the plague. Along with anyone who only likes pre-transition trans guys or trans guys who “still look like girls”.

If you’re someone who only likes trans boys when they look/pass as girls, or still want it to seem publicly like you’re dating a girl, then sorry, you don’t like boys, you’re fetishizing trans men.


Sorry for this rant I just have a lot of feelings about this subject lol

Auston Matthews #6.2

PART ONE

Anonymous said: How about a part two to that Auston Matthews #6??

A/N: i dunno if i really like this, but since someone requested a second part i thought i’d give this imagine an end. hope you guys liked it though :)

Word Count: 1,663

Originally posted by wonthetrade

It was Sunday morning before the boys home game, but more importantly it was your last game being employed with the Toronto Maple Leafs. Therefore, it was a sort of sad day for you. The moment you woke up and drove to the arena you knew it wasn’t going to be an easy day to go and leave what’s been your dream job for as long as you could remember. 

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Cat hybrid! Daniel
  • for @deepdickdaniel happy birthday ariane!! let’s talk more <3
  • better with imagination ;)

- ok so

- you always had somewhat of a soft spot for animals

- but you parents always told you to “take care of yourself first before getting a pet” so you never had the chance to have a pet

- the perfect chance came when you were out for a drink or two with your friends and when you were going to walk home

- you heard soft purrs

- you looked down, and there was a cat at your foot looking up at you with big eyes

- of course your first reaction was to bend down and pet it, and this cat was so cute

- it purred even more and wrapped its tail around your ankles, rubbing against your leg

- plus the cat was really beautiful,,,

- okay maybe it was just a ginger cat but its fur was really pretty

- and you decided to bring it home, because it clearly didn’t have a owner from its dirty paws

- besides you lived independently now so there’s no one to tell you what to do

- you placed it in a basin and started to clean it up

- surprisingly, unlike most cats who are scared of water or unwilling to bathe, this one was so eager,,

- you laughed and dried it up, allowing it to roam around a bit in the house while preparing some water for it

- you’d buy cat food the next day

- you filled some drinking water in a dish and went around to look for the cat, which you saw was going into your guest room

- you opened the door, just to see a guy in the room

- you were literally stoning there and your hand was still gripped around the doorknob

- the guy turned around, and wow what the hell, he has ginger coloured cat ears poking out of his head and a tail swishing around

- “i’m sorry-”

- thank god he was wearing a shirt and pants, you had some pretty big shirts and pants for comfort

- “what are you??”

- it kind of came off rude but it was the only thing you wanted to know

- he gives you a forced smile and points to his tail and ears

- “i’m a cat hybrid, kang daniel at your service.”

- oh wow okay that cleared up so much

- apparently daniel couldn’t control his abilities to turn into a cat or to his human form well yet

- and he had nowhere to go so you couldn’t abandon him

- you went to buy some male clothing and it fit well on him, and in return, daniel would help you around the house when you’re gone

- he learns really fast and well

- but there was a teeny tiny little problem

- you would wake up to him snuggled against you in the morning, with his head rested on top of yours, arms wrapped around you and his tail curled around your leg

- and you just get a mini heart attack because he’s too close and your poor tattered heart can’t handle it

- maybe you have a crush on him

- it started when you realised how much he cared for you

- you were both watching netflix and just munching on popcorn when daniel started frowning at you

- you asked him what was wrong and he just touched your forehead instead

- “you’re going to have a fever soon.”

- you weren’t even surprised tbh cats are more sensitive

- daniel immediately went to brew some herbal tea and ushered you to bed

- while you were half asleep, he went into your room again and kissed you gently on the forehead

- and honestly it was the first time someone took care of you so well

- but daniel was all clingy naturally, so you weren’t sure if he liked you more than a friend

- so life just lead on as normal

- until one night!!

- you were sleeping as usual, but heard the door open, and someone tripped on something in your room before cursing softly

- you were awake, and felt the bed dip as two arms wrapped around your hips and rolled you around

- you pretended to be asleep for because you were curious as to what would happen

- “y/n, you know, you’re the best human i’ve met so far.”

- “and you probably don’t know this, but i really like you, but how will a beautifully girl like you accept me? i-”

- you were opened your eyes, and heard everything

- and you kissed him

- daniel jolted in shock but he immediately kissed back, and hot damn he was good at kissing

- it was soft and sensual,,,

- and while he didn’t do anything rude, you could feel the vibes

- it was so daniel aha like gently sexy-ish

- but anyways, you two were dating, and girl you got the best of both worlds

- prefer cute guys? daniel would shoot endless aegyo at you and let out the cutest purrs ever

- prefer sexy guys? let’s not talk about his abs and how he’d purposely go shirtless in the house or when sleeping with you ;)

- dating a cat hybrid ain’t that different from dating a human, maybe just 12733838 times fluffier

- also bACKHUGS

- daniel loves it when he just drapes himself over you and rest his head on top of yours,,,

- generally fluffy but it gets hot sometimes

- ok i’ll just leave it there i’m underage

anonymous asked:

Uuuummm. I know you've already done quite a few spanking prompts and stuff but could we get some more but with 90's Pennyyy? 😋❤ Feel free to ignore of you're tired of the same old topic. >_<

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH SPANKING!!! srsly though is love these spank asks and i am so glad you sent me one for 90′s Penny as I was hoping for one involving the Papa clown. As i have gotten two ask’s involving spanking specifically I will do a HC list and a drabble so you guys get the best of both worlds. So here are some Juicy HC’s to wet your appetite before the story


  • 90′s penny is a lot calmer and more rational that new Penny and is much harder to work up and anger
  • Seeing as he’s not as easily angered it takes a lot more to do something warranting a punishment spanking
  • But if you do manage it then you are in for the most brutal spanking of your life that makes New Penny’s spankings seem like a walk in the park by comparison
  • Your ass will be black and blue by the end of it and you won’t be able to sit down for a week.
  • There’s no dirty talk of really any words from it at all, which for someone as chatty as him that is a very unnerving thing
  • Its the sort of spanking that is meant to teach a very very hard lesson and you are unlikely to want to experience it more than once
  • On the other side of the coin, Old Penny’s fun time spankings are much more enjoyable.
  • just settling down over his lap and enjoying the soft but firm slaps against you ass
  • his strikes leave that perfect mix of a sharp sting and that warm tingling burn you love so much
  • He growls at you in that low tone he uses when he’s feeling frisky, telling you how good/bad you’ve been and muttering all of the filthy things he wants to do to you
  • Hard gropes and squeezes interrupt the spanking on occasions he runs those soft gloved hands over your red skin
  • Eventually the spanking would lead to either him pulling you into his lap to settle you down on his cock or pushing you to your knees and pressing himself into your mouth
  • He especially loves watching your mouth bob on his cock as you jut your ass out so he can see his handy work
  • Once you had finished with his cum either inside you or on your face he would pull you close to his chest and stroke you like a cat
  • Muttering soft words of praise and making sure that you were calming down from the high of it all
  • He’s more than happy to let you fall asleep against him seeing as he is in no mood to get up and put you to bed

So all in all he’s more cuddly than New Penny but only for fun time spankings, Punishment spankings are not advised as he will destroy your ass. Now that you have a teaser I will will work on a tasty story involving Papa Penny and some spank happy fun times~

anonymous asked:

How do the paladins like their popcorn? (i.e. uses cheese powder, mixes candy into it, swears by caramel corn, etc.)

Shiro

Like any classic Dad Shiro is a big fan of simple salt popcorn. He’s not all into whacky flavours, but he likes to try them if one of the paladins offer some. Once Hunk made peanut butter popcorn which he really liked, so he wouldn’t mind having that either.

Keith

Keith is all about that ranch popcorn. (C’mon guys, I had to.) He’s also all about that legendary one of a kind drenched in butter movie popcorn. That’s the reason why after a movie night with the Voltron squad you’ll find him training for three hours straight after.

Lance

Sweet and salty, all the way. “What, I’m the best of both worlds. Salty to the bad guys, but sweet to the ladies~” is his reply when someone judges him for liking the taste. He’s also passionate about caramel and toffee popcorn- so an all round sugary popcorn kind of guy.

Pidge

Pidge adores salt and vinegar popcorn, along with truffle oil popcorn. She finds exquisite popcorn flavours absolutely delicious- the other paladins aren’t such big fans of her flavours…which means…more for her! On movie nights she deliberately makes the weirder flavours so that she won’t have to share…

Hunk

As a genius chef, Hunk loves to mix up his flavours. Think of any flavour- he’s probably made it before! He likes his popcorn with a bit of spice, like paprika or pepper, and especially crunchy. When he does feel like something sweet, he sticks to classic sweet popcorn or cinnamon sugar flavouring.

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so here’s the thing, like two weeks ago i shaved my head again for the fourth time and i was so freaking excited to be a bald character for my last spook day here in the city. time rolled around and it was 10.29 and i’m sitting in my bathroom, broke as hell, wondering what i’m gonna be. then it dawned on me to be aang, my blessed son and idol. BUT i also had the option to be eleven from stranger things, who is such a great role model and one of my favorite characters. both aang and eleven mean a lot to me so it was a hard decision to make. that being the case i did both! here’s my costume: eleven from stranger things dressed as aang from avatar. the best of both worlds, my guy.

anonymous asked:

What would you and Papyrus look like as humans?

 * it’s a fun thought to think of though greyface. maybe one day we can find out.

* huh. for some reason i still feel like we’d eat spaghetti a lot…

(( i really hope you guys like this one because i know i promised like 3 asks to be answered but i literally spent 5 hours on this straight through ;u;/ ))

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So, because I’m dying to talk about this scene and I don’t know how to take screencaps from a Blu-Ray, here are four pictures I took on my phone of my TV screen while watching the Riker and Troi deleted scene from The Best of Both Worlds.

You guys, THIS SCENE. It’s possibly the most perfect moment that ever happened between these two, and it was deleted.

It’s set during the second half of the two-parter - Will calls Deanna to his ready room to ask how the crew are reacting to the captain’s assimilation.

What’s beautiful about this scene is it illustrates perfectly how their relationship works both personally and professionally, and both actors are really selling it. They’re looking into each other’s eyes almost the whole way through and you can feel how much they care about each other, how worried they both are about each other.

He calls her there ostensibly to talk about the crew’s well-being, but they barely touch on it before she’s moved the conversation around to his feelings, because they both know that’s why he really called her there - because he needs help to do what he’s doing and she’s the person to give it, because of their friendship and because of her professional expertise.

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BK: Mike and I knew from early on that our heroes would travel into the Fire Nation for the bulk of the third season, but it was at the writers’ retreat that we came up with the idea that the kids would spend some time in disguise, acting like Fire Nation citizens. From a design standpoint, this was really exciting. I was tired of Team Avatar’s stock outfits. In most stories, the villains get the best clothes, but you get the best of both worlds dressing up your “good guys” like “bad guys." Concepts by Bryan Konietzko. Team Avatar, incognito designs by Bryan Konietzko and Angela Song Mueller. Color by Hye Jung Kim. 

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i don’t know what to do i’m so conflicted like part of me loves richard armitage all sweet and smiley like this

but then the other half of me is so attracted to him when he’s all broody and dark like

sometimes i’m drawn to the gorgeous ray of sunshine

and then the smirk hits me and i change my mind completely

but then he smiles like this

and then he’s all mysterious and haunted like this

sometimes i’m in the mood for this

and then sometimes i cry over this

damn it richard i’m so conflicted

Fantasy!!

So what does everyone fantasize about? For me there is alot of people I see in here I would love to play around with! I have never had anyone with tits and a cock! To me that would be the greatest sex ever! The best of both worlds I guess. And there is one guy in here I talk to that I really would love to meet in person someday!

Pain - Calum Hood 


Warning: swearing 

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Pain. That’s all you felt. you was 8 months pregnant with twins and everything just hurt; your back,  your  feet,  your  boobs, your hips,  your  legs,  your  neck. Just everything. it was the middle of the night when the twins decided to not let you sleep. You Just sighed with your hand on your head to try to contain the headache that was developing. Your side lamp was on when you turned your head to Calum, who was sleeping soundly to the left of you. “Cal.” You whispered. He didn’t answer. “Cal.” you said a bit louder while nudging him with your hand. “What.” He answered sleeply in a statement tone. “Everything hurts and the babies won’t let me sleep” you wined to him. He lightly groaned. “Cal!” You whined loudly. “What!” He yelled loudly, lifting his head up, you breathed out trying to relax yourself, “nothing.” you answered” “I’ve been taking care of you for 8 months!! Give me a mother fucking break!! I am sick and tired of taking care of you and hearing you whine ever second of every day of  every millisecond!! so just shut up and go to fucking sleep!!” he put his head down with a thud. “I should have never got you pregnant.” He mumbled with his hand over his eyes, you weren’t meant to hear it but you heard every word pin drop clear.  You swallowed the lump in your throat before answering. “Okay then.” you breathed loudly before quickly turning off the lamp and lying down on your right side, turned away from him. He sighed loudly.  you tried to keep your tears in but they traveling down your face to your neck. You covered your mouth with your hand to stop the sobs from coming out you mouth, But a loud one escaped.Before you knew it two strong arms were around within seconds. “Hey, Baby… I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean it. I love you so fucking much and love you bugging me all the time. I love you wanting my help, wanting me to help you at all and I would do it for the rest of my life if you’d let me I’d do it  because I love you so much, and I would never take back having kids with you because the only person I would dare make love to let alone have kids with would be you and I’m so excited to be a dad and to start our family” He kissed my neck and massaged my back a little. I breathed in and out from the feeling. “there.” He asked me massaging a specific spot in my lower back. “yeah.” You answered lightly. “Does it hurt?” “Yeah” You started crying again. He shushed you “Hey it’s going to be okay, the pain will be gone in the next few weeks baby.” He kissed my cheek. “The babies won’t let me sleep.” you said for the second time tonight. He stopped rubbing your back. “Okay, turn on your back.” He said moving back a little so you could roll over. when you were on your back he went to lie down in between your legs on his stomach. He lifted up your t-shirt revealing your very big pregnant belly. you put your hand below your boobs while he put his on your belly.  He started kissing all around it, you smiled down at him while he had his eyes closed. When he opened his eyes. He stopped kissing you. His hand we’re on both side of your large stomach rubbing it with his fingers. “Hey guys, It’s daddy. So I know you guys love to be awake this late at night but it’s really not good for you beautiful mommy.” you reached down to one of his hand and intertwined your fingers together while both of your guys palms where on the side of your stomach.”She needs her beauty sleep to be the happy person she is. I love you guys; if you could do this you’d be the best little guys in the world.” they both kicked your stomach you both laughed lightly and looked at each other smiling, He looked back down at your stomach before saying “thanks guys, dada loves you.” Then he kisses where each of them kicked. He then climbed up back beside you while you turned towards him. “I love you baby, The most in the world.” “I love you two, The most in the universe and definitely more than you love me.” you said back smiling. “impossible!!.” he said back loudly and laughed. You two smiling at each other before he kisses you with all the love he’s got inside of him. “goodnight.” You say before he says “goodnight baby, sleep tight.” while holding your hand on the side of your stomach.  

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Hey guys!! so I hoped you liked this!! If you did please request stuff i’d love to write fro you guys <3 @mikeyhotdog

6289) Being MTF means I truly have seen the best (worst) of both worlds. Back in my guy days, I realized that it's truly appalling some of the shit men will say about women behind their backs. Even the ones that seem sweet at first said some shit that makes me shudder when I think about it. When I called it out, they'd call me a faggot/pussy for having the audacity to... respect women as human beings? That's why I only date women even though I'm bi. I've seen men at their worst and it disgusts me.