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  • Ronan: *trying to concentrate*
  • Ronan's brain: *banging pots and pans together* ADAM PARRISH ADAMS HANDS ADAM PARRISH ADAMS HANDS ADAM PARRISH ADAMS HANDS ADAM PARRISH ADAMS HANDS ADAM PARRISH ADAMS HANDS ADAM PARRISH ADAMS HANDS ADAM PARRISH ADAMS HANDS ADAM PARRISH ADAMS HANDS ADAM PARRISH ADAMS HANDS ADAM PARRISH ADAMS HANDS ADAM PARRISH ADAMS HANDS ADAM PARRISH ADAMS HANDS ADAM PARRISH ADAMS HANDS
seconds before entering Jesse Dittley's cave
  • Gansey: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
  • Ronan: What if I bite it and it dies?
  • Adam, exasperatedly: That means you’re venomous.
  • Henry: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Blue: That’s voodoo.
  • Henry: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Gansey: That’s correlation, not causation.
  • Ronan: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Adam: That’s kinky

anonymous asked:

so...a Victuuri version of that Adam Scott, Mark Hamill clip needs to happen y/y?

“38.7 million views in 24 hours. Do you know what that means? You beat Adele. You beat the Avengers. You beat that Psy video where he wears harem pants and pushes people off treadmills. You are in a very exclusive club, my friend.”

The audience laughs, and Yuuri should laugh too, but Kerry Washington’s skin is perfect and he can’t stop staring. And her teeth are so white that they don’t even look like teeth. It’s like when he was writing his thesis and spent so much time staring at the opening sentence of the discussion section that he had to check four times to make sure he spelled “the” right. There’s a name for that sort of brain malfunction, but hell if he knows what it is. 

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The Godfather (1972)

Directed by Francis Ford Coppola

Cinematography by Gordon Willis

fake dating! zimbits

It was only by a stroke of luck that Jack happened to look at his phone just as he exits the lecture hall. The group chat was blowing up – the group chat was always blowing up these days – but the lack of all-caps or exclamation marks caught his attention right away.

Eric Bittle: Guys, I wouldn’t ask this of y’all if I really didn’t need this, but I have to ask a HUGE favor of one of you.

Shitty Knight: brah are you dying

Justin Oluransi: You can have my kidney, Bits.

Adam Birkholtz: u aren’t gonna save that for me just in CASE, JUSTIN?

Larissa Duan: shit, bitty, r u ok

Eric Bittle: Um, yeah, mostly, I just…..need someone to pretend to be my boyfriend.

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