Tom Cruise being a factor is what has probably turned a lot of people off on this, and I totally understand that. He goes from giving solid performances to being the top of the Scientology cheerleader pyramid in the span of a second, and Scientology has made itself known as the world’s most punchable religion. But if we stick to the movie side of things, the stereotypical Tom Cruise people imagine is no longer the Tom Cruise who appears in films. Anyone who’s seen the last few Mission Impossible films and Edge Of Tomorrow knows that Tom Cruise spends most of his time now getting the shit kicked out of him.
The trailer takes 30 seconds (a fourth of its total run time) to show you Tom Cruise getting tossed around in an airplane. And sure, he does that typical “I got SECRETS and a PAST” look in the beginning, and then shows off how fast he can run by the end, but if his recent roles are any indication, this film will feature way less of Cruise being insufferably badass and way more of him looking goofy while he nearly gets mangled in different countries. And that’s the best kind of Tom Cruise.
Sooo, have you seen Carol? Or the trailer for Carol? Best movie I’ve ever seen, probably. Oof. It’ll leave you an emotional wreck in all the best ways. Immediately after I saw it I wrote this song, and with the help of tittymalaysia it’s now a sad puddle of feelings that you can listen to. There are mild spoilers in the song, but it focuses on the tone of the movie rather than on details from it sooooo use your best judgement.
The song is split narrative; first verse is from Carol’s, second verse is from Therese’s, choruses are from both of them, and the bridge is split between them as well. Basically, anything I sing is from Carol’s perspective and anything Jaymes sings is from Therese’s. I’ll put the lyrics under the cut.
Whoever sent me the the new Poltergeist movie trailer under the false title “Best Beyonce Cover ever!” must now pay for all my therapy sessions of the next 40 years. But then again… Sam Rockwell is really super hot.