the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
It’s so meta. Batman narrates through the opening logos and they show clips from the other adaptations of Batman and talk about how Joker and Batman have been fighting for 78 years. My personal favorite is when Alfred calls Batman out for all the Brooding™ he’s done since 1966.
It’s freaking hilarious. I’m not exaggerating when I say it’s the funniest movie I’ve seen in years. The jokes always hit the mark and even just how the characters act are enough to get huge laughs.
The characters. Batman is of course amazing but there’s also Robin who’s a literal ray of sunshine, Alfred who is the coolest butler ever and so much more, one of the best adaptations of Joker, and Barbara Gordon who is such a competent leader and fighter and so amazing in general.
Batman’s and Joker’s relationship. Having Joker portrayed as wanting validation from Batman that he is his greatest enemy but Batman not reciprocating those feelings creates one of the funniest, most amazing hero-villian dynamics ever to be put to film.
It’s actually emotional. Amongst all the hilarity and action scenes the movie does take time to address the concepts of loneliness, confronting one’s fears, if you are really a good person or not (or if you’re in between), and the nature of family. It gives so much depth to Batman that is hardly seen in other adaptations and that’s what makes it so great.
Alright so Charles Xavier being senile and unable to control his powers was damn brilliant
Like fuck, that’s a brilliant idea having the world’s most dangerous telepath lose control of his powers and accidentally hurt those around him.
And it was brilliant having the intelligent and wise and gentle professor x reduced to such a pitiable, swearing and dirty and rambling state.
He’s still idealistic after all these years.
But he’s not just bitter, he’s broken.
It was honestly really something.
You never considered the idea that the benevolent kindly professor x would ever be…you know.
An old man.
He was an old man but he was more of a mentor figure. He was old but wise.
Now he’s still kind but he lashes out like a child. He’s doddering and rather foolish at times.
He’s helpless in a way he never was before, and I actually felt his weakness more than ever in this movie and that was great.
Watching Charles lose his shit and chant jingles and swear and accidentally hurt people AND BEST OF ALL, actually act like someone who ACTUALLY needs someone to take care of him…I mean it was my favorite part of the movie.
BTS reaction to their S/O always puts her hands under their shirt or up their sleeves to feel their skin as a habit
‘’Hello, can you do nct 127+bts reaction to their gf always puts her hands under their shirt or up their sleeves to feel their skin as a habit 😇 thank you in advance’’ ~ @sinerwhoisasin
A/N: Thank you so much for your request! I hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the gifs! They belong to their rightful owners! I also do not own BTS.
Unfortunately. Wish I owned them. So I would never walk alone. Bye.
Jin would be surprised every time it happened at first, but be completely cool with it later on. He is pretty confident over his looks, so if his girlfriend would touch his body too he would only get more confident about himself.
He wouldn’t really like it if you’d put your hand underneath his shirt in public, though. He’d probably quickly push your hands away and make up an excuse why you couldn’t do that. You would understand, though, and feel a little guilty since it was just a habit and you couldn’t really help yourself, either.
If you would up his sleeve, he’d be cool with that, though. And that is what you probably did most of the time. Especially if the two of you went shopping, at some random moment you’d up his sleeve and clung onto his arm, making him laugh out loud.
‘’Ah, Y/N. I don’t wear long sleeves for nothing! It’s cold like this,’’
Wouldn’t mind it at all. Heck, he’d probably love it. Not exactly in a perverted way, though. He would just love it that you liked touching him, even if it was just a weird habit. It was cute in his eyes and there is no way he would ever tease you about it. Maybe in his head a little.
The two of you were just chilling on the couch as you both had a day off for the first time in forever, and you made sure you would spend it in the best way ever - exactly, do nothing. Nothing than just cuddling every now and then as you watched a movie, or a random episode from a random series, and so on.
An action movie was next thing on the list, and the both of you were so into it. All the explosions, gunshots, everything just got you two hooked. You’d snuggle closer against him, and the next thing Namjoon knew was having your hand underneath his shirt which caused him to frown.
‘’Ahh you could’ve just said so, Jagi.’’ He laughed as he pulled up his shirt so you could touch his skin better.
Two things could happen - he could get incredibly shy, or confident. No in between. It would depend on the situation, though. When the other guys were around, he would react shy as the guys would be yelling stuff like: ‘’His abs will get their comeback someday, no need to check everyday.’’ or anything in that line. So he would just laugh it off a bit and try to distract the guys soon after.
However, when the two of you would be alone, it would probably ‘’awaken the beast inside of him’’. You had been bored for a while, but didn’t really want to disturb Jimin, who was reading through a notebook from one of the members which he needed for their next practice.
Yet, after half an hour, the boredom would really start killing you. You’d walk up to Jimin, wrap your arms around his waist and move your hands towards his front. Your hands would quickly make their way to Jimin’s ‘abs’, smiling a little. Jimin put the notebook down as he looked at you,
‘’Aish, Jagi. You know what that does to me, right?’’
And then, there’s Taehyung. He would laugh it off and tease you a little bit, just being playful as heck. Of course he’d still be shy about the fact that you were touching his skin just like that, I mean you could also just touch his cheeks, so why either his arm or belly? Was it more special?
Anyhow, he would still think it was the cutest thing in the world since sometimes you didn’t even notice your habit was showing up and casually touched him like that. Yeah, it could really make this smol baby smile.
You were hanging out with Taehyung and the other guys, having a normal conversation. Nothing special, really. Until you’d suddenly up Taehyung’s sleeve and poke his arm, all focused on that, and that only. Taehyung would laugh and hug you tightly in front of the others.
‘’Ahh see how cute Y/N is? She can’t even take her hands off of me!’’
Shook. End of story. Bye.
No, seriously. Jungkook would be really shook, and have no idea what to do or what to say. Push your hand away? Just smile it off? Say something about it, for example he didn’t like it or that he didn’t mind? That he’d prefer it if you were alone? No idea, he would simply have no idea and just stand there and wait until you’re finished.
So every time, once you were done touching either his arm or his abs, he’d just look at you with a slight grin on his face.
‘’Your habit was showing off again, Y/N. How did it even come to this?’’ he’d tease you a bit in the end, before pulling you into a tight hug.
Okay, I think we all know that Hoseok wouldn’t mind this at all, either. He’d smile brightly and fanboy about you touching him all over just because you felt like it. It was a sign of affection to him, so no way that it would get Hoseok either shocked or surprised. He would really be happy about it.
After a new concept was released, he would take a look at it together with you. This time, instead of fangirling like you usually would, you took a good look at Hoseok’s photoshoot, then to Hoseok himself, his photoshoot and then him again; you decided that after seeing the photos you really just wanted to touch Hoseok’s beautiful skin.
A smile appeared on your face, and you knew that it was just a stupid habit of yours, but you went along with it anyway - Hoseok didn’t seem to mind it, after all. You sat closer to him and quickly slipped both of your hands under his shirt as you smiled brightly.
‘’Hehe, the real thing is the best, yes.’’ You’d saying jokingly.
‘’Jagi, why are you so adorable?’’ Hoseok responded, smooching your whole face affectionately.
He didn’t exactly mind it, as long as you didn’t disturb him while he was resting/sleeping(no one would survive that). Yoongi wouldn’t really feel uncomfortable, but if you did it he would prefer you touched his arms instead of other parts of his body.
So sometimes you’d randomly up his sleeve and stroke his upper arm all the way down to the tip of his middle finger and back, probably smiling like an idiot since Yoongi had an incredibly soft and fair looking skin. Which is also how it felt like - soft.
‘’Y/N. That really tickles, you know? You’re really smiling like an idiot right now. This habit of yours is so weird… ‘’ Yoongi nodded his head a little, trying to hide a smile. ‘’That makes you… you, I guess.’’
Do you have any tips for writing in a snowy setting, particularly as a person that has never seen snow?
Okay, as a New Englander, I think I can help you out here. I’ll start with the negatives:
1. It’s damn inconvenient. It snows in your car and you have to shovel it out, even if you have a garage (it will obscure your driveway and the entryway) and it sticks to your windshield and roof, and it SUCKS.
2. It can get in your boots and makes your feet damp and clammy.
3. If you have poor circulation, like I do, your hands will sometimes get white and numb. As a kid, I had to spin my arms in circles to bring the circulation back in.
4. You need to bundle up more than you can possibly imagine, and parts of you will still be cold.
5. They never fucking cancel your college classes.
(Now that that’s out of the way, winter is my favorite season, so let’s move onto some positives:)
6. SLEDDING! I did it all the time as a kid in the park near my house, and now I take my little siblings to do it every winter.
7. Snowmen never look the way they do in movies, but they’re still so much fun to make.
8. Doing Christmas-y shit while the snow is falling is the best feeling ever. Carols on the radio, cookies, and TV specials all feel so much more authentic when there’s snow on the ground.
9. When it’s freshly fallen and smooth, snow is the most beautiful thing you’ll ever see. Bonus points if there are Christmas lights or pine trees somewhere in the picture.
10. There are few things more beautiful than the way tree branches look when snow is clinging to them. You feel like you’re inside of a snowglobe, but better.
How do you think the overwatch boys would care for their sick s/o?
(( Good question and I just so happen to love fluff, here you go, anon! ))
Reaper: -Would be a bit annoyed at first, due to the fact that he kinda forgot normal people get sick often. -He would make you a ton of spicy foods to clear out your sinuses. “ No complaining. You’ll never get better at this rate. “ - Doesn’t sleep at all, constantly hovering over you to make sure you’re alright.
-Like Reaper he hasn’t been sick in a very long time, but is extremely worried for you. He pesters Angela endlessly to make you better. “Genji, the common cold isn’t a bullet hole. It is not that easy.” -Will let you use him as a personal heater to sweat out whatever illnesses that are plaguing you.
-Makes sure you drink lots of fluids, especially hot herbal teas with honey. No sugar or milk much to your dismay.
Lying in bed, you cover your head with the duvet. You can hear the thunderstorm outside your apartment, something you have always been scared of. Taking your phone, you message your best friend, who lives in the floor below yours. ‘’Can you come over?’’ A minute later, you hear a knock one your window, and opening it, you see Peter. Letting him in, you walk back to your bed and lie there. He stands next to your window, his clothes soaking wet. ‘’I’m scared’’ you whisper, trying not to look at the sky. You have always hated thunderstorm ever since you were little. There isn’t really a reason, just the fact that they scare you. Peter knows that, and he usually watches movies with you when there were any thunderstorms, but this time, the thunderstorm is even stronger than other times and your parents have turned all the electronics off, leaving you with no chance to watch TV. ‘’Can you lie here with me?’’ you ask, your cheeks red. You have been best friends for years -when he first moved to live with his aunt, your parents had made you go and ask him to play with you. Ever since then, you two became one. When you were young, you two used to cuddle and watch movies together, but as you grew up, it all became a little bit more uncomfortable and you started to watch movies in different sofas, so that’s why you were ashamed to ask him to cuddle you. ‘’Like, with you? In bed?’’ he asks, flustered. ‘’Yes, Peter, with me, in bed. I don’t bite’’ you answer, feeling hurt at his rejection. ‘’But my clothes are soaking wet. I don’t want to make you cold’’ he says, pointing to his clothes. ‘’You have some spare clothes on my wardrobe’’ you say, turning around so he can change. After changing, he walks to your bed and slowly sits on it, contemplating what to do. He lies next to you and looks at you, his cheeks a bright shade of red. Suddenly, you can hear a thunder and flinch, scared. ‘’Hey, hey, it’s okay. Come here’’ he says, pulling your head on his chest and wrapping his arm around you. You can hear his heartbeat, calming you down. ‘’Thank you for being here with me’’ you whisper, grabbing his t-shirt when you hear another thunder. ‘’You know I’ll always be here for you’’ he answers, pressing a soft kiss on your hair. He pulls you even closer and you turn around, spooning. You close your eyes and relax, the feeling of his body pressed against yours making you happy. The next morning, your alarm wakes you up, Peter’s arms still around your body, reminding you of the amazing best friend you have.
The sun cast a caramel glow over the sleek curve of the Mustang in the driveway. Clay ran light fingers over the paint, and the sun-warmed metal bit at the new callouses just beneath his nails. His therapist had said the guitar lessons might help him process some of his emotions, some of his pain. Most days, she was wrong. But Clay kept showing up and strumming out new, awkward chords for those days when she was right.
With a squeal, the screen door opened and Tony stepped into the receding light. His boots were scuffed and loosely laced, coming up over his jeans. A leather jacket weighed on his shoulders. He’d gotten his hair cut a little shorter after his breakup with Brad, citing new beginnings.
New beginnings, Clay thought. We could use some of those around here.
Summary: A weekend away from your parents and an innocent sleepover with your two very best friends. The only thing was that they were boys, hormonal boys that you were very attracted to, and they had devilish plans when they showed up on your doorstep that night. A routine game of truth or dare quickly got carried away; and none of you were going to stop it. Smut.
(AN: yeah so
I need jesus. I can literally feel the hot hellfires nipping at my ass as I
write this. It’s over 6700 words of sin, so prepare yourselves please. Obvious
smut warning. And also you may have noticed all of my smuts start with
jokes/antics cause it’s my way of breaking the sexual tension w myself before I
write smut. hehe -Tanisha<3)
It was crazy.
It was crazy and stupid and it made him wonder exactly when he lost his mind.
Well, if losing his mind made him feel as excited as this, then he was prepared
to go fully insane.
Have you ever been obsessed over anything?
A book, a game, a TV show, a movie or anything at all?
I love that feeling. That feeling of always wanting to do that particular thing all the time.
Like if you are obsessed with a book how all you want to do is read it and know what happened next. Sometimes, you are obsessed to the point that you abandon food and sleep altogether. Even after the book is finished you are not satisfied. There’s a big hole left behind and you find ways to fill it– fan fiction, spin offs, the movie version and what not! You just can’t get over it. Ever.
Isn’t that the best feeling ever!
I just love being obsessed. That maniac desire is my favorite emotion in the world.
And I hope the day I fall in love, I fall not only in love but also in a life long obsession of that person. I crave for that feeling.