best man for the job

“Peter is Becoming a Problem”

Peter Parker x Reader

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Part 2 is HERE.

Warnings: Mild Language, Father!Tony-Clint-Steve-and-Bruce, Mother!Natasha, Basic Family Drama, Innuendos, Deadpool is here so yeah…

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TAZ Lady Week Day 6: Fluff / Beginnings 

A Sweet Flips Wedding! Merle has to stand on a table to perform the ceremony. Magnus is Carey’s best man and treats it as the Most Important Job He Has Ever Had. Ango and Noelle decorate the whole moonbase, including the voidfish. The Director has a seat of honor next to a framed portrait of Boyland and no one notices that she is quietly crying because Magnus is just fucking sobbing. Taako coaches everyone through cooking all the food for the party, while at the same time making the enormous cake himself. He jumps out of the cake at the reception and Killian punches him. 

I was at a con this weekend so this one’s coming late (Day 7 will be coming tomorrow!)

theshieldswordandcrown  asked:

🎶 Spider - Nino, Spider - Nino, does whatever a spider can 🎶

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir- And Also NINO! in this special addition of our heroes epic adventure, Ladybug is forced to step out of the city but trouble is still afoot! Who else can fill in for our lovely lady in red? 

Why Nino of course! Compassionate, fun, charming and willing to do his best Nino is the man for the job, but if you think he isnt going to sing the spiderman theme song every second he’s out there you are dead wrong. 

Prompt: “I would love it if you could write a Spock x reader where there is Vulcan kissing, I think that Vulcan kisses can be just so sensitive, maybe like one human kiss if you don’t mind.” - Anon

Word Count: 596

Author’s Note:  Although this ended up being kind of short, I really like the side of Spock I unearthed here. It makes me happy.  I hope you enjoy it, Anon, thank you for being so patient!

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Not So Gentle 2/4 - Peter Parker Drabble

Prompt: Reader has been kidnapped only to find out her long time best friend is apart of this scheme, she faces a whole new side of Peter.

Warnings: Mention of suffer, bleeding, beating, fluff, reassurance

Word Count: 876

Pairing: Peter Parker x Stark!Reader

A/N: part 1 . Leave your comments let me know what you thought. :)


“Was beating the crap out of him, really necessary?” The two men watched as Peter took a hit after hit to a worn out punching bag.

“The kid was showing weakness, someone had to remind him who he’s working for now”.

“Oh and he knows it! But if that was your way of reminding him, then we are far from getting anything out of the girl”.

“The first plan wasn’t working out, so we had to go in a different way”

“So turning Tony Stark’s hero in trainee against him, and kidnapping his pride and only joy was the best way to go?” The man quirked an eyebrow at his boss.

“The job wasn’t getting done” He shrugged.

“So it appears” Drew said.

“Any way, I have to go run some errands tonight, watch over them will ya” His boss patted his shoulder glancing once more at the boy who was letting off steam.

“Yeah”


“Hey Parker!” Drew nodded his head towards the basement.

“I’m going” Peter put on his jacket and zipped it up.

Peter opened the door and descended down the basement.

You heard the sound of footsteps approaching, but you were too weak to care about who was coming down again to make you suffer.


Your head hung low. Your stomach bleeding out slowly and painfully. The stab wound really did a number on you. And the fact that this was Peter’s doing made your suffering much worse. Whatever they embedded into his head, this wasn’t your Peter, he wouldn’t do this to you, to the team. You wondered what your dad thought of this, was he even looking for you, was he trying to stop Peter from doing the wrong thing.

An indistinct voice was what you heard. Sometimes you were going in and out of a conscious state. “Y/N? Baby I’m right here, okay, I’m right here” Peter took a hold of your limp hand that rested on top of the arm rest. He placed a hand to your cheek gazing over your broken down features.

“I’m so sorry, I’m so so sorry” He placed his head on your lap. “I-its n-not you-your -fault” You whispered. Your voice going rasper by the minute. “It is my fault, because of me….because of Spiderman, you’re hurt“ He cried out. “T-They f-forced y-you to-” You couldn’t even get out your sentence before Peter started interrupting you. “Don’t waste your energy okay” He kissed your forehead. “I’m gonna get you home, that’s a promise” He brought your hand up to his lips and kissed it. All you could do was give a slight nod.

Peter had to go again because Drew let him know that he had to be back upstairs. If it wasn’t for Drew, Peter wouldn’t even be going down to check up on you and trying to keep you alive. So for that Peter was at least grateful for.

“How’s she holding up?” Drew asked him as they sat in Peters room playing a video game until their boss came back. Out of everyone Drew seemed to be the only sincere person between the rest of the assholes. “She’s holding on for as long as she can” Peter muttered. “She’s a fighter I’ll giver her that” Drew nodded. “Yeah that she is” Peter breathed out. “Listen Parker, I’m not suppose to say anything, but Toomes is going to be gone all night tomorrow”. That sparked Peters’s interest. “Why are you telling me this?”. Drew looked around to make sure no else was around. “As much of a great asset you are, your still just a kid, as much as Y/N is, you two shouldn’t even be involved in this, and I know that’s not much of a choice for you, but she doesn’t deserve to go through that” He pointed out the door.

“But what’s does that have to do with Toomes?” Peter shook is head.

“Your not getting it” Drew palmed his forehead. “Toomes. Will. Be. Gone. You. Get. Y/N. Out!” Peters eyes widened in realization.

“Why are you helping me?”.

“Because I know what it feels like to have someone you love get punished for your own mistakes”. Drew looked down at his shoes finding them quite interesting. “I know that making you hurt Y/N was as much as my doing as Toomes, but after you did what we forced you to do, seeing her look at you with so much pain, I couldn’t just stand by and let her die”.

“I’m also helping you because if I don’t Tony will kill my ass… then your beat your ass because this plan didn’t go as planned!” Drew smacked him upside of the head.

“Hey I’m trying, and it’s not my fault you agreed to this!”

“The mission was to get in and get her out…well were in Parker…so now we just get her back home” Drew murmured.

“I didn’t think I’d have to hurt her in the process” Peter’s eyes watered.

“Hey, don’t worry, she’s going to be fine, and this will all be over before you know it” Drew reassured Peter by giving his back a slight pat.

“You needed an inside man, so I’m doing my job as one Parker”.

Peter simply nodded. “The Vulture won’t know what hit em”.

*Plot twist!

Part 3 :)

anonymous asked:

Recently realized how much I needed this omg, fics that have a lot of viktor yakov interaction, maybe also a bit of young viktor looking up to yakov as a father figure? *heart eyes*

Ohhh I really like this request! Thank you! I always saw Yakov as a sort of father figure in Victor’s (and Yurio’s) life. There aren’t too many of these fics, but hopefully these fit what you’re looking for!

Originally posted by kojiiro


Yakov & Victor


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Viktor insists that he and Yakov both go to pick Yuuri up from the airport. Fluffy and quick! Love!

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Yakov later found him in the men’s bathroom, his knees brought to his chest as he rocked back and forth. Tears were staining his costume as he shook his head, “I’m not a f****t coach, I promise you.” His voice cracked, “I’m not gay.” Yakov only nodded. This fic made me really love Yakov. 

Learning to Coach by Lanerose, Gen, 567 words
A tag for episode 8. What exactly does Yakov have to say in response to Victor’s sudden request? Lovely extension of the canon episode!

no sleep till Sochi by Naraht, Teen, 3.6k
Forced to share a bed with Victor at the Sochi Grand Prix Final, Yakov learns more than he wants to know. Yakov is the best coach ever, omg. Why didn’t I have a coach like this??

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If Viktor had managed to sneak in a call to Yakov before Yuuri’s free skate in China, it may have gone a little something like this… Got to love a little humor in a fic!

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in another life, zeus is lounging on the couch of his best friend’s house and saying, “i’ll get a job, man, i swear it,” even though CEO seats only smell of sweat and he’s the type to smell of leaving, he says, “guess what’s up my sleeve” to ladies and shows off lightning bolt tattoos and gets drunk and cries and begs hera to come home because he has only ever known rest at the seat of her collarbone

hera’s is louis vuitton, devil wears prada. pants suits and hair up in a tight bun. a warning lies ready on her tongue, she is quick to scold, hard to love. she pours fireball into her morning coffee just to remind herself of the way he always smelled of burning, just so she could face a little bit of him and not come back running. in this life, she is divorced, is doing well, sometimes meets up with the baby mamas of her sour-faced ex-lover (if she could wash him out, she would, she would, she would, but lightning loves towers and she only feels at ease in thunderstorms and twenty-four stories because olympus was rebuilt into skyscrapers and nobody can tell her otherwise), sometimes gets over her hatred of them. the one who jumps at swans is her roommate, they both like romance movies and staying out late. she chooses alone. she chooses: i make my own home.

aphrodite is a party girl with black pumps and a wicked smile, facebook messages hephaestus while sex-skyping her little god of war, she says, “sorry” a lot. sometimes she thinks she is running out of love, sometimes she thinks there’s not enough love left. she comes around again to the satin of her lover’s beds, never feels warm. she says, fine. she says, i’m okay. ares here is commander of the department of defense, never settled down, never got the wife and two kids. one day in this life hephaestus hears a knock on his garage door and walks on over. in this life, they’ve got braces for broken people like him. when he answers, it’s just her, no makeup, just her in her big-eyed weepy mess, and she says, “you actually listen” so he listens for a little. she explains slowly; new term, polyamorous. she says, heart is steady bead on both people. he says, “i know, i understand,” she says, “but it’s hurting you,” he says, “i gave up hurting for other people a long time ago,” he says, “the war god and i go out for drinks and talk about anything but you” she cries again, a whole ocean. he says, “i am learning, and one day maybe it will be all us three” she says, “you wait for me,” and he does. more and more often, when the world tastes too much, she shows up at his door, to be the person she is when she’s unbeautiful. in this life, a little down the road, she takes a break from all of it and starts a no-kill shelter called “the golden apple”. hephaestus builds it for her. she kisses him on the cheek. one day, when the ares comes around, the three of them play video games. after that, it is not share-her. it is all-the-same.

athena turns down apollo on the radio, his song trapped in the throats of all who hear it. a good song, a catchy song, a hear-it-once-and-never-forget-it song. athena dropped out of school to pursue knowledge. she teaches around the world with a backpack on her back and a smile on her face. her girlfriend is a librarian. whenever she comes home, she swings the little woman up in her arms and bursts with stories. the woman laughs because stoic athena in public is not the athena of private, is not knowledge-river athena. athena freelances as a journalist. anywhere she can give out information is good enough. eventually her name and “breaking news” are synonymous.

artemis goes to the red carpet on the arms of her brother, says that the world of hollywood is too much sunlight for her, she goes back to working as the city’s best detective, the hunt in her blood for monsters among men. in her free time, she follows athena down to places, traps poachers who would use her name to ruin the lives of beasts. hera has learned long ago not to pester her about marrying. artemis comes out as ace/aro one day to her brother, who rolls his eyes at her. “you still get grossed out every time people kiss,” and then he bowls her over in a hug she didn’t know she needed. this is one of the only times he sees her cry. the next is eight years later at his wedding. the man he chooses as his partner has already undergone a secret artemis-style investigation. he came out clean, and she came out with a second brother. when her twin asks her about the happy tears, she jokingly tells him she was worried his was going to marry his car. he laughs, big sun laugh and says, “trust me, i was this close.” in hot summers, they go down to the docks and the two boys throw atemis in the water. she never stops complaining or loving it and loving them and is entirely happy when he becomes a father.

in this life, demeter raised a flowerchild who never took to the backbreak of farming, and in this life, hades’s black leather jacket at first made her spit. she despised his motorbike and his big smile and how loud his dog was and how her daughter jumped up nimbly on the back of that thing and flung herself at the horizon. but hades tries as hard as he can: the engine gets turned over into clean fuel even though he breaks his third finger in the middle of it, the leather jacket gets swapped out for a faux replication, he becomes vegan (”’sehpone,” he says in wonder one day, “you taught me how to live off of pomegranates”, sephie laughs), he makes deer-crossing signs and petitions for the rights of small-town farmers. Persephone becomes a wedding designer, loves making big shows out of a lot of flowers. after many holiday gifts (some so desperately approval-seeking that demeter actually chuckled at them), she relents. they have brunch on sundays, made specifically by hades and his whole-grain all-organic house. demeter at one point says, “actually, you’re so earthy-crunchy it’s more than even me” and hades drops the plate he’s holding. demeter comes to the engagement party and laughs when the cake is in the shape of a pomegranate seed. sephie says, “don’t worry mom. he knows what will happen if he does anything to me,” and demeter gives her daughter a proud smile and says, “you’ll crush him like a bug, won’t you sweetie?” and sephie looks over at her duckling god of death and says, “exactly”

hestia finds dionysus because that is what she does. a social security worker at first, she becomes keeper of the hearth-less. she starts with a small group of people and eventually became leader of a chain of homelessness shelters, all immaculate and warm and held to her standards. dionysus cries when she picks him up, he talks about having fallen in love again, she says, “rehab is your only option.” it is here that he meets someone who is also pansexual. it is here he realizes he is not broken. it is here where they wean him off of whiskey and heroin (”what a bad combination,” he’d later say, shaking his head, “like you really gotta choose one”) and where he breaks down often and throws things at hestia’s head and calls her more names than have ever been strung against her: it’s here he makes his best friend. when he gets out, he finds he’s still ever-thirsty, but this time, there’s less empty in him. he helps at her shelters. he meets a girl who is bisexual, she takes him to pride rallies. he later bursts into hestia’s room with a rainbow on his face and says, “there are so many like me! i’m not invisible! i’m not fake!” and she smiles and watches the hearth of his chest warm up and helps him become a leading spokesperson for activism. rather than letting people like him die in the streets, he uses his experience to say, “i lived survival, and you can live it with me.”

hermes is a surgeon over in the children’s section, found that this is where he should be. silicone valley wants him for his communication systems, but instead he feels like he needs to be somewhere the action is. poseidon comes to him in darkness with rough palms and says, “i have a very long-standing secret,” and hermes just nods his head. the surgery is done quickly and without charge. poseideon says, “thank you” four million times, and then she takes back off to her company dedicated to clean energy. she calls up hera crying and says, “i dd it, i did it, i did it, but what will he think of me,” and hera says, “i haven’t talked to zeus in six years but if he rejects you i will walk up to him and shake him until the right answers fall into his head” and when artemis hears she says, “i will go with you” and walks at her side the whole time even though poseideon is awash with emotions and ready to burst into tears. zeus opens the door and looks poseideon up and down and says, “did you do something  with your hair, sis?” and poseideon says, “eat my entire” before she’s swallowed by happiness and has to sit down on the concrete step and sob into her palms for sixty seconds. later she puts him in charge of the wind energy portion of her company. he gets his own place, but he never stops missing hera, who watches him from a distance and checks up on him through poseideon. hera says, “right now it’s about me. it can be about him if he keeps up the good behavior.” poseideon has never been so happy. she has her family and she has herself, in one piece, finally. she calls up sephone, she says, “listen, i’ve got a plan, okay?” and of course the wedding planner would have to be in charge of everything. 

in this life, the reunion is beautiful. dionysus doesn’t touch the alcohol. hestia stands beside him proud and wonderful. apollo (who wouldn’t come without being allowed to choose the music) and his husband push artemis into the pool, she returns the favor with athena’s help. hades and persephone beat everyone at beer pong, but demeter crushes them at gin rummy. posideon dances with her sisters. hera stands back and her mouth quirks and zeus watches her the whole time, in his new three-piece suit. aphrodite is in between two men, but she’s no longer quite in between them. she walks over to her once-king and says “love needs time and understanding” and he thinks: of course. of course. he will change who he is for her. she never needed him. he needed her. he needed this to feel in place: he needed a family, as one, as olympus with its golden gates. in this life, for one moment, they are all happy.

anonymous asked:

This may sound rude, but what's your opinion on Vanessa? I find it a little strange that people ship Usnavi with someone not even in In the Heights and (most of the time) erase one of the best female characters? Do you pair her with someone else? Thanks for your time

Hey pal, I’m a gay man who works really really long weeks and I just want a little representation. Its not hurting anyone and it makes my friends and I really happy. I’m sorry if thats not enough for you.

Personally I ship Vanessa with Carla or Nina (but I love Nina and Benny sm)

If you are missing out on content or representation you can always make your own, I mean thats what I am doing.
Plus there are a few Vanessa heavy blogs out there to follow! There is the musical also.

Sorry please don’t hate me :( I’m a simple man with simple pleasures drawing shit on the internet. It helps me wind down from working two jobs and Im not upset about that

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The boss was supposed to come in today for the first time since his surgery, so this was my first commute to the office in almost a month.

I did not miss this train wreck.

I was almost 20 minutes late because of traffic … aaaaaaannnd then someone was too sore from yesterday’s PT to come in today after all.

Although it’s a little annoying I did this for no reason, at least that means I can go home around lunchtime to telecommute. Bright side.

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Empress Ki ▶ Prime Minister Taltal

His Majesty approves. He wants you to be his regent. It is not my place. It was meant for a man like you. Men like El Temur and Bayan nearly ruined this country. I trust you’ll make the right decision.

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he’s not okay with this either.


I make jokes but can you imagine?

The eternal, terrifying question of whether or not he’s measuring up?  If he would be making Shiro proud?  If they’re failing at saving the universe because it’s HIM in charge of Voltron and not Shiro?  How cruel it is that the universe was robbed of the best man for the job?

Every “that’s not what Shiro would do” cutting to the core, every decision prefaced with "what would Shiro do" pounding in his head?

The Stan Triplets

Evan (Left.) The youngest of the triplets, and called ‘The Runt of the litter,’ by the others. Through his younger years, he was very quirky, obsessed with his video games, but had his small group of friends, (As well as tagging along after Stanley and his friends.) He began to make little skits and gameplay walkthroughs on a YouTube Channel, named ‘ImEvanStan.’ This grew overtime, so although he started as a ‘Gamer,’ he now does cute little Q&A’s, Tags, Challenges, and Vlogs. He has 9.6 Million Subscribers on YouTube, and loves all the cute little comments and edits people make. He also has a dog; a white Akita Inu called Polar. Obviously, he’s not as innocent as he makes out to be, and his sense of humour is to die for. He lives in a ground floor apartment in New York, which still has a garden for Polar. Like most of us, one of his favourite pastimes is staying in with a takeaway and Binge-Watching anything you may find on Netflix.

Stanley (Centre.) The middle child, and tied between Evan and Sebastian when it came to most matters. He was probably the most prone to school; he did well, passed his exams with flying colours, and ended up on the Dean’s List of his University. He got a degree in History, and began to teach it at Universities all over the county. The students love him; he has a way of making learning fun and bearable, as well as planning School trips 24/7. They also asked him to host a History Documentary which was later released worldwide. Apart from this, he is also part of the ‘Big Brother’ programme. From this, he has a younger sister called Cassie, who he completely adores, and may even adopt one day. He lives in a terraced townhouse which is decorated to match his aesthetic. Out of all the children, he’s the one who goes home to visit his parents the most. 

Sebastian (Right.) The eldest, and the leader of the other two. He was a complete troublemaker during school, and after he was talked some sense into in his final year, he sat down and passed his exams with high grades, and began to look into the business side of life. Alongside one of his closest friends, Anthony, they work in business, selling stocks and shares, and making more money than they know what to do with. Although he was known for being a player, and a bad man, after a drug overdose put him in hospital, he came out a changed man. Although he still loves his job alongside his best friend, his money is now more wisely spent; a large sum of it going into a charity bank for War Veterans and Child Abuse each month. Other from that, he loves cooking and baking. Whether it be making cupcakes, or a dinner for the family, he is a Masterchef, and proud of it.

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shout out to the cast of yu-gi-oh! arc-5D’s:

sakaki ‘repression is a form of art’ yooyer, the kid who managed to reset his own development a whopping 3 times

jack ‘where the fuck is yuusei, i’m too old for thisatlas, the man who had to reprise his role as the rival because reiji was Done With That Shit

akaba ‘my keikaku is hoping that the show ends while i’m offscreenreiji who managed to not talk to his dad in the supposed pacifist finale (good job, my man)

gongenzaka ‘my best friend is not on first name basis with me and that’s probably why i’m getting shaftednoboru who remained manly and also probably has blisters on his feet

sawatari ‘i wanted to have a boyfriend but the show told me i’m only allowed to pine after girls’ shingo who almost ended up having misawa-status, but worse

yuugo ‘i wish my gf was still corporeal’ ‘gotta go fast’ ‘i somehow like yoyo now’ lastname, the dude who did nothing wrong

yuuri ‘your son calls me daddy, too’ ‘casual murderer’ lastname, sentenced to eternal prison inside his hot face twin’s body

yuuto ‘i love dying and being dead’ ‘i could’ve had two hot kurosakis but my teenage hormones made me take the bullet for yoyo’ ‘wow i got anger issues’ kurosaki (that’s his name, you can’t convince me otherwise), the dude who keeps taking the bullet without getting anything in return

hiiragi ‘yuuya!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ ‘i somehow forgot that i have friends’ ‘egao dream girl’ yuzu, sentenced to having to be alive in this world 

aaaaand crow hogan, yuuya’s best friend

wait, did i forget someone?

oh

fusion yuzu, yuzu’s former girlfriend who is now dead

xyz yuzu, who was liked by the cast more than yuzu herself. she’s also dead

synchro yuzu, who was strong but didn’t get a personality. she’s dead btw

goodbye

it was a ride