best man for the job

BTS reaction when their massage turns you on

Anon:
reaction with BTS? where their s/o has a sore back and asks for a massage, but the sounds you make start to accidentally turn them on? thanks <3
 

here ya go, love!

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Top 10 Drarry Smut Fics of 2017 (Extremely Subjective)

This was a very very hard list to make because I read so many good fics this year. I excluded all Erised fics, which made it a little bit easier to narrow things down to 10 out of the hundreds that I must have read.


This Christmas, I Give You My Everything by loveglowsinthedark

Summary: 

“I didn’t mean to imply that I wouldn’t risk it for you.”

“I see. Because you would? Risk it for me, I mean?”

Harry’s reply comes out a growl, his arms tightening around Malfoy. “I’d risk everything for you and you bloody well know it.”

This holiday season, Harry decides to claim the gift he wants more than anything else.


Phoenix Repair Services by carpemermaid

Summary:

Phoenix Repair Services — We’ll bring it back to life as if it was new!

Draco hires a suspiciously private wizarding handyman to fix his kitchen when he returns home to find it destroyed. He expects a middle-aged wizard with greying hair and a pudgy gut to show up. Instead, he gets Harry Potter—with a utility belt and a charming smile—who is more attractive than he has any right to be.


Cabin Fever
by aphiceland

Summary:

“We’re trapped. We’re fucking trapped!” Malfoy exclaimed, throwing his hands above his head and turning away in disbelief. “I’m trapped in a fucking love-cabin with Harry Potter!”

Harry and Draco end up trapped in a twisted, perverted, and royally fucked up house in the middle of the Forbidden Forest, also known as a Love-Cabin. Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like.


Moon-Eyed by loveglowsinthedark

Summary: 

Draco Malfoy, Head of Veela Affairs at the Department of Magical Beings, does not do people favours.

Harry Potter, recently turned werewolf, is not “people” – not to Draco anyway.

Does Draco plan to fall in love with Harry when he decides to help him? No. Does he end up falling in love with him anyway? Pft, what do you think?


Proof of the Pudding by gracie137

Summary:

When Goyle’s bakery opens on Diagon Alley, Draco doesn’t expect it to the place he ends up finding love, but then again things with Potter always had been anything but what Draco expected.

AKA: The One Where Goyle somehow ends up running both a bakery and a match making service.


Better To Burn Than To Fade Away by Ren

Harry Potter is a legend in the world of broomstick racing. He’s won almost every cup, trophy, and bowl – except for the historical London-Nome which has been on hiatus for the past several years. Now the London-Nome is starting again, and Harry will do anything to pull off one last big win.

Draco Malfoy is one of the organizers of the London-Nome. The race is infamous for its accidents, but Draco is adamant that this year nothing will go wrong. However, between bad weather and international problems en route, the biggest trouble is he can’t stop running into Potter.


Fallaway by PalenDrome (nerdherderette)

Summary:

Following his disastrous outing at the Ministry Ball, Harry is determined to learn how to dance. So why do his lessons with Malfoy leave him feeling like he has two left feet?

[excerpt]:

Blaise softened upon seeing Harry’s expression. “If you’re serious, however, I know the best person for the job. The man could teach an Erumpent to pirouette. He also happens to be in town for the next ten days, which may be just enough time to whip you into tolerable shape.”

“I can’t go through another night like tonight. Do whatever you need to make it happen, Blaise.” Harry took a deep breath. “Please.”


Inclement Weather by jadepresley 

Summary:

Draco is the best Unspeakable the Ministry have; his skill in magical control makes him the perfect person to help a struggling Harry Potter learn to contain his wild magic.

Or, Harry needs to learn control, and Draco needs to learn to let go.


Naked by bixgirl1

Summary:

Harry and Draco are sent on an undercover assignment to catch a Dark wizard — which might not be so bad if it weren’t at a Muggle nudist resort.

Now Draco has to deal with a very interested Harry, temptation he’s long-since learned to ignore, and threats around every corner — including the one to his heart.


The Rules of Matchbreaking by PalenDrome (nerdherderette)

Summary:

When Draco gets fired, he reluctantly agrees to break up a girl’s relationship for her disapproving mother. Through word of mouth, the one-time gig turns him into a professional Matchbreaker, however he winds up falling for one of his clients and must somehow balance his secret job and love life.

[excerpt]:

“So who is it? The Curse-breaker and the Veela? The head of the Department of Magical Transportation?” Draco’s eyes lit up. “The Dragon-tamer?” Now that particular Weasley could be fun.

“No. It’s Harry,” Hermione said, the name exploding out of her in a rush.

Draco blinked, stunned into silence.

“Harry,” he said, after he recovered his faculties. “You want me to break up Harry and the Weaselette?!“


//Edit 

It has been brought to my attention that Ligabus Filium was originally published in 2015 and reuploaded in 2017, so it’s been made into a bonus rec and another fic, Better To Burn Than To Fade Away has been added to my top 10. Thank you @snowgall for pointing it out to me!


Bonus: 

Ligabus Filium by Tessa Crowley (tessacrowley)

Summary:

It should be careful, deliberate, but it isn’t. Like every other part of their relationship, it happens gradually and then all at once, before they even realize it. And when the little blue threads bind them together, there’s no going back.

Prompt: “I would love it if you could write a Spock x reader where there is Vulcan kissing, I think that Vulcan kisses can be just so sensitive, maybe like one human kiss if you don’t mind.” - Anon

Word Count: 596

Author’s Note:  Although this ended up being kind of short, I really like the side of Spock I unearthed here. It makes me happy.  I hope you enjoy it, Anon, thank you for being so patient!

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TAZ Lady Week Day 6: Fluff / Beginnings 

A Sweet Flips Wedding! Merle has to stand on a table to perform the ceremony. Magnus is Carey’s best man and treats it as the Most Important Job He Has Ever Had. Ango and Noelle decorate the whole moonbase, including the voidfish. The Director has a seat of honor next to a framed portrait of Boyland and no one notices that she is quietly crying because Magnus is just fucking sobbing. Taako coaches everyone through cooking all the food for the party, while at the same time making the enormous cake himself. He jumps out of the cake at the reception and Killian punches him. 

I was at a con this weekend so this one’s coming late (Day 7 will be coming tomorrow!)

theshieldswordandcrown  asked:

🎶 Spider - Nino, Spider - Nino, does whatever a spider can 🎶

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir- And Also NINO! in this special addition of our heroes epic adventure, Ladybug is forced to step out of the city but trouble is still afoot! Who else can fill in for our lovely lady in red? 

Why Nino of course! Compassionate, fun, charming and willing to do his best Nino is the man for the job, but if you think he isnt going to sing the spiderman theme song every second he’s out there you are dead wrong. 

in another life, zeus is lounging on the couch of his best friend’s house and saying, “i’ll get a job, man, i swear it,” even though CEO seats only smell of sweat and he’s the type to smell of leaving, he says, “guess what’s up my sleeve” to ladies and shows off lightning bolt tattoos and gets drunk and cries and begs hera to come home because he has only ever known rest at the seat of her collarbone

hera’s is louis vuitton, devil wears prada. pants suits and hair up in a tight bun. a warning lies ready on her tongue, she is quick to scold, hard to love. she pours fireball into her morning coffee just to remind herself of the way he always smelled of burning, just so she could face a little bit of him and not come back running. in this life, she is divorced, is doing well, sometimes meets up with the baby mamas of her sour-faced ex-lover (if she could wash him out, she would, she would, she would, but lightning loves towers and she only feels at ease in thunderstorms and twenty-four stories because olympus was rebuilt into skyscrapers and nobody can tell her otherwise), sometimes gets over her hatred of them. the one who jumps at swans is her roommate, they both like romance movies and staying out late. she chooses alone. she chooses: i make my own home.

aphrodite is a party girl with black pumps and a wicked smile, facebook messages hephaestus while sex-skyping her little god of war, she says, “sorry” a lot. sometimes she thinks she is running out of love, sometimes she thinks there’s not enough love left. she comes around again to the satin of her lover’s beds, never feels warm. she says, fine. she says, i’m okay. ares here is commander of the department of defense, never settled down, never got the wife and two kids. one day in this life hephaestus hears a knock on his garage door and walks on over. in this life, they’ve got braces for broken people like him. when he answers, it’s just her, no makeup, just her in her big-eyed weepy mess, and she says, “you actually listen” so he listens for a little. she explains slowly; new term, polyamorous. she says, heart is steady bead on both people. he says, “i know, i understand,” she says, “but it’s hurting you,” he says, “i gave up hurting for other people a long time ago,” he says, “the war god and i go out for drinks and talk about anything but you” she cries again, a whole ocean. he says, “i am learning, and one day maybe it will be all us three” she says, “you wait for me,” and he does. more and more often, when the world tastes too much, she shows up at his door, to be the person she is when she’s unbeautiful. in this life, a little down the road, she takes a break from all of it and starts a no-kill shelter called “the golden apple”. hephaestus builds it for her. she kisses him on the cheek. one day, when the ares comes around, the three of them play video games. after that, it is not share-her. it is all-the-same.

athena turns down apollo on the radio, his song trapped in the throats of all who hear it. a good song, a catchy song, a hear-it-once-and-never-forget-it song. athena dropped out of school to pursue knowledge. she teaches around the world with a backpack on her back and a smile on her face. her girlfriend is a librarian. whenever she comes home, she swings the little woman up in her arms and bursts with stories. the woman laughs because stoic athena in public is not the athena of private, is not knowledge-river athena. athena freelances as a journalist. anywhere she can give out information is good enough. eventually her name and “breaking news” are synonymous.

artemis goes to the red carpet on the arms of her brother, says that the world of hollywood is too much sunlight for her, she goes back to working as the city’s best detective, the hunt in her blood for monsters among men. in her free time, she follows athena down to places, traps poachers who would use her name to ruin the lives of beasts. hera has learned long ago not to pester her about marrying. artemis comes out as ace/aro one day to her brother, who rolls his eyes at her. “you still get grossed out every time people kiss,” and then he bowls her over in a hug she didn’t know she needed. this is one of the only times he sees her cry. the next is eight years later at his wedding. the man he chooses as his partner has already undergone a secret artemis-style investigation. he came out clean, and she came out with a second brother. when her twin asks her about the happy tears, she jokingly tells him she was worried his was going to marry his car. he laughs, big sun laugh and says, “trust me, i was this close.” in hot summers, they go down to the docks and the two boys throw atemis in the water. she never stops complaining or loving it and loving them and is entirely happy when he becomes a father.

in this life, demeter raised a flowerchild who never took to the backbreak of farming, and in this life, hades’s black leather jacket at first made her spit. she despised his motorbike and his big smile and how loud his dog was and how her daughter jumped up nimbly on the back of that thing and flung herself at the horizon. but hades tries as hard as he can: the engine gets turned over into clean fuel even though he breaks his third finger in the middle of it, the leather jacket gets swapped out for a faux replication, he becomes vegan (”’sehpone,” he says in wonder one day, “you taught me how to live off of pomegranates”, sephie laughs), he makes deer-crossing signs and petitions for the rights of small-town farmers. Persephone becomes a wedding designer, loves making big shows out of a lot of flowers. after many holiday gifts (some so desperately approval-seeking that demeter actually chuckled at them), she relents. they have brunch on sundays, made specifically by hades and his whole-grain all-organic house. demeter at one point says, “actually, you’re so earthy-crunchy it’s more than even me” and hades drops the plate he’s holding. demeter comes to the engagement party and laughs when the cake is in the shape of a pomegranate seed. sephie says, “don’t worry mom. he knows what will happen if he does anything to me,” and demeter gives her daughter a proud smile and says, “you’ll crush him like a bug, won’t you sweetie?” and sephie looks over at her duckling god of death and says, “exactly”

hestia finds dionysus because that is what she does. a social security worker at first, she becomes keeper of the hearth-less. she starts with a small group of people and eventually became leader of a chain of homelessness shelters, all immaculate and warm and held to her standards. dionysus cries when she picks him up, he talks about having fallen in love again, she says, “rehab is your only option.” it is here that he meets someone who is also pansexual. it is here he realizes he is not broken. it is here where they wean him off of whiskey and heroin (”what a bad combination,” he’d later say, shaking his head, “like you really gotta choose one”) and where he breaks down often and throws things at hestia’s head and calls her more names than have ever been strung against her: it’s here he makes his best friend. when he gets out, he finds he’s still ever-thirsty, but this time, there’s less empty in him. he helps at her shelters. he meets a girl who is bisexual, she takes him to pride rallies. he later bursts into hestia’s room with a rainbow on his face and says, “there are so many like me! i’m not invisible! i’m not fake!” and she smiles and watches the hearth of his chest warm up and helps him become a leading spokesperson for activism. rather than letting people like him die in the streets, he uses his experience to say, “i lived survival, and you can live it with me.”

hermes is a surgeon over in the children’s section, found that this is where he should be. silicone valley wants him for his communication systems, but instead he feels like he needs to be somewhere the action is. poseidon comes to him in darkness with rough palms and says, “i have a very long-standing secret,” and hermes just nods his head. the surgery is done quickly and without charge. poseideon says, “thank you” four million times, and then she takes back off to her company dedicated to clean energy. she calls up hera crying and says, “i dd it, i did it, i did it, but what will he think of me,” and hera says, “i haven’t talked to zeus in six years but if he rejects you i will walk up to him and shake him until the right answers fall into his head” and when artemis hears she says, “i will go with you” and walks at her side the whole time even though poseideon is awash with emotions and ready to burst into tears. zeus opens the door and looks poseideon up and down and says, “did you do something  with your hair, sis?” and poseideon says, “eat my entire” before she’s swallowed by happiness and has to sit down on the concrete step and sob into her palms for sixty seconds. later she puts him in charge of the wind energy portion of her company. he gets his own place, but he never stops missing hera, who watches him from a distance and checks up on him through poseideon. hera says, “right now it’s about me. it can be about him if he keeps up the good behavior.” poseideon has never been so happy. she has her family and she has herself, in one piece, finally. she calls up sephone, she says, “listen, i’ve got a plan, okay?” and of course the wedding planner would have to be in charge of everything. 

in this life, the reunion is beautiful. dionysus doesn’t touch the alcohol. hestia stands beside him proud and wonderful. apollo (who wouldn’t come without being allowed to choose the music) and his husband push artemis into the pool, she returns the favor with athena’s help. hades and persephone beat everyone at beer pong, but demeter crushes them at gin rummy. posideon dances with her sisters. hera stands back and her mouth quirks and zeus watches her the whole time, in his new three-piece suit. aphrodite is in between two men, but she’s no longer quite in between them. she walks over to her once-king and says “love needs time and understanding” and he thinks: of course. of course. he will change who he is for her. she never needed him. he needed her. he needed this to feel in place: he needed a family, as one, as olympus with its golden gates. in this life, for one moment, they are all happy.

Not So Gentle 2/4 - Peter Parker Drabble

Prompt: Reader has been kidnapped only to find out her long time best friend is apart of this scheme, she faces a whole new side of Peter.

Warnings: mention of suffer, bleeding, beating, fluff, reassurance, Plot twist

Word Count: 927

Pairing: Peter Parker x Stark! Reader

A/n: Leave your comments let me know what you think :)

~part 1

~part 3 

~part 4

~Masterlist~

“Was beating the crap out of him, really necessary?” The two men watched as Peter took a punch after punch to a worn out punching bag.

“The kid was showing weakness, someone had to remind him who he’s working for now.”

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anonymous asked:

Recently realized how much I needed this omg, fics that have a lot of viktor yakov interaction, maybe also a bit of young viktor looking up to yakov as a father figure? *heart eyes*

Ohhh I really like this request! Thank you! I always saw Yakov as a sort of father figure in Victor’s (and Yurio’s) life. There aren’t too many of these fics, but hopefully these fit what you’re looking for!

Originally posted by kojiiro


Yakov & Victor


Sentimental by ProcrastinatingPalindrome, Teen, 3.2k
Victor wants to ask Yuuri to marry him and needs some advice. Yakov is perhaps not the best person to go to for that advice (or perhaps he is the best man for the job after all.) SO CUTE!

interlude by pageleaf, Gen, 1.3k
Viktor insists that he and Yakov both go to pick Yuuri up from the airport. Fluffy and quick! Love!

I’m Not Gay by kanekicure, Teen, 2.1k
Yakov later found him in the men’s bathroom, his knees brought to his chest as he rocked back and forth. Tears were staining his costume as he shook his head, “I’m not a f****t coach, I promise you.” His voice cracked, “I’m not gay.” Yakov only nodded. This fic made me really love Yakov. 

Learning to Coach by Lanerose, Gen, 567 words
A tag for episode 8. What exactly does Yakov have to say in response to Victor’s sudden request? Lovely extension of the canon episode!

no sleep till Sochi by Naraht, Teen, 3.6k
Forced to share a bed with Victor at the Sochi Grand Prix Final, Yakov learns more than he wants to know. Yakov is the best coach ever, omg. Why didn’t I have a coach like this??

Conference Call by istillfearkanna, Gen, 1k
If Viktor had managed to sneak in a call to Yakov before Yuuri’s free skate in China, it may have gone a little something like this… Got to love a little humor in a fic!

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The Princess and the Pilot Kallura AU, anyone? ft. Chika’s first attempt at screencap redraws

Allura is the princess of Altea, a nation at war with the Galra nation. She’s summoned to the mainland by her father, but the war is too intense for an envoy to make it through the Galra forces. Keith is an ace mercenary pilot, but despite his skill is treated poorly by his fellow pilots because of his mixed heritage. He’s the best man for the job to get Princess Allura to the mainland safely though, and it’s a job he’s committed to see through to the end

Short haired Allura is my aesthetic

upcoming fics :

  Limerence : past lovers!au

Taehyung x Reader x Jungkook

You forgot him, but he never forgot you. Every life he had, he spent it looking for you. Now, he’s found you. Only one problem… You were engaged.

  Temptation : bad boy!au

Reader x Taehyung

You had always hated him. Kim Taehyung - the boy who had everything he would ever need. He was always one to break the rules to get what he wanted. So what happens when he wants you at the point where you’re just about to leave.

➳  Yours Truly : first love!au

Reader x Seokjin

He needed to debut and you were in his way… you had to leave. You wrote to him everyday for a year until you gave up. Why didn’t he write back? It was because all the letters were kept hidden and forgotten about, and years later those letters still never reached him… until today.

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Sacred Sides AU — Roman Sanders

The Royal General and Last Archangel of the Ethereal who is not a resident of the Royal Family. It is unknown where he came from, but many speculate he was one of the Creator, Thomas’, first creations.

The Creator is now gone, as well as all proof of his existence. The few who knew him before the First War are the only remains of his story. Despite how many questions people will ask General Roman, he will not speak of his origin, past, or intentions. A mysterious man at best, and only around to get the job done.

His role in the Ethereal is to manage the major military and war affairs, as well as defend the realm of the angels from Underworldic attacks. Though… Because of his ranking in the angels, his soul is sought after by demons.

Especially when he falls into the Underworld.

Because when you take an Archangel’s soul… you become an Archangel when you ascend to the Ethereal.


“It is said that he had slain an entire Battalion of Zero-Class Demons in the First War; until he had met an Archdemon, whom he could not defeat.”

“He fled the battle against his match, but since then, the strange demon was never seen again; most say that he had befallen a tragic fate against Patton, the King of the Crossroads.”


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