best kind of guy there is

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Hey-o, everyone out there in SyberWorld. It,s old Creed Bratton coming at your again, here from my perch as a Quality Assurance Manager at Dunder Mifflin paper. Just a few observations on the world around me.

What do you guys think is the best kind of car? To me, you can,t beat motorcycles. They,re small and dangerous

BTS Relaxing with their S/O on a hammock

eokjin/Jin: 

This guy right here will make you feel like a friggen princess. He’ll make sure that everything will be right and comfortable before wrapping his arms around you and pulling you close. The hammock would be outside, possibly in a garden to have that fairy tale atmosphere and he’d probably have a picnic ready for the occasion as well. 

(This is how i kind of imagined it) 


Yoongi/Suga:

This would probably the best date for Yoongi in the entire planet because it involves the two things he loves the most; you and sleep. Definitely the hammock would be inside and it would most definitely be piled with soft thick blankets and dozens of pillows. It was, in a way, a safe place for the both of you, a little world just the two of you to sleep away. And if the both of you didn’t feel tired, it would just be relaxing in each other’s arms, underneath the warm duvet and having small soft conversations, or even nothing at all. 

Namjoon/Rap Monster: 

Having a relaxing day indoors would definitely be nice for him, especially after staying up late with Yoongi trying to come up with new lyrics or practicing his choreography for the video. Not only would this be a mental break for him but it would also be the best chance to spend some time with you. The hammock would be any where that you wanted but he would make sure that he would grab a couple of books because he’s a book nerd, he can’t help it. However, you being the lovely person you are, would snatch his books away, commenting on how his beautiful brain needs to relax. He would pout, but would finally succumb to your wishes before cozying up to you. At first you both would nap, but when you guys do wake up, or if you didn’t fall asleep, the both of you would have philosophical conversations, or conversations about small things that happened while the other was gone. And if none of those things happen, it would just be the two of you relaxing in each other’s presence. (That and the poor guy would snap the hammock. Oh poor namjoonie QwQ we all love you) 

Hoseok/J-Hope (the sunshine of our lives): 

Sweet hobi would think it would love to have an adorable date with you on a hammock. I highly doubt there would be sleep because he is just a bucket of happiness and sunshine. He’d probably take you somewhere like the beach to chill out, scare the seagulls which would only lead them to chase you guys. By the end of the day, the both of you would be watching the sunset and enjoying each other’s company. It was almost like a date in a way, from how you saw it, but regardless of what it was called, you would be glad that you got to spend some time with each other away from all the mayhem in the world.

Jimin: 

This little ball of fluff would be happy to spend some time with you on a hammock. He would be bashful with the closeness, but he would ease into it and slowly relax with you. The both of you would have small conversations as you would lay on his chest, until one moment you realize that you were the only one talking. When you look up, you would find him asleep and smile at how cute he was. He would’ve dosed off for a couple of minutes before he would wake up and be the bashful little peach he is. “Sorry Jagi, I fell asleep to your voice.” he would say with a blush. As much as you would like to tease him by pretending to be insulted, you knew that this super star meant it in the kindest way possible which just made you in the end tease him of how cute he actually was and how he reminded you of a soft fuzzy peach with muscles of steel. 

Taehyung/V: 

Tae would love to go on a hammock with you, probably because its just a fun experience. He too would also agree it would be a great time to relax and be completely lazy with you in pajamas and just talk about random things like why are corgi’s have adorable fluffy butts, maybe share a few sweet kisses here and there. Soon those sweet little kisses will turn into a heated make out session (cause lets be rEAL HERE! BOI CAN’T KEEP HIS TONGUE IN HIS OWN MOUTH). Once things get real heated and one of you tries to get on top of the other, the hammock flips and the both of you are on the ground with a loud thud. The both of you would be stunned at first, but laugh at the situation before getting back on. 

Jungkook: 

This sweet little puppy here would love to nap and be a complete fluff ball with you. Being the golden maknae of this talented group takes a lot of hard work and a lot of energy. A nap would be the best way to go and maybe having the hammock indoors would be great too! It would be a great chance for you guys to, not only have a peaceful nap without the worry of waking up to rain or bugs, but also you both can cuddle and probably watch some anime or any t.v show that the both of you like. Kisses would be shared, but cuddling would be the very best for this little pupper.

(Alright that was my second one! Hope you like it! I’m slowly starting to get a hang of this!)

anonymous asked:

hi! do you know how someone gets to be high warlock? like to be an alpha you have to challenge and kill an alpha, so how do you become a high warlock?

It sounds like it’s just a position that’s granted to a warlock who’s not only powerful but also highly respected and influential all around. It’s also possible they have some kind of voting or nomination procedure or the title gets passed down by the previous warlock who resigned.

Though given the fact that the high warlock seems to liaison a lot with the Clave and the local Institute, serving as a kind of diplomat or an ambassador within the Shadow World, I can see a lot of warlocks not even really wanting the responsibility.

Like, a part of me thinks a bunch of warlocks sat around like guys i know no one wants to deal with shadowhunter nonsense but we need to pick someone okay??? and they just all kept looking at magnus because everyone knows he’s the best qualified and magnus was finally like, goddamn it fine because deep down in his squishy heart he wants to take care of his warlocks.

Sorry to everyone who’s upset with the amount of asks I reply to...

But you gotta realize that to me asks are like the way I talk to you guys. I totally understand how seeing A LOT of asks may be annoying, like i totally understand where y’all are coming from. But like asks are kind of like the way i talk to you guys! Also I seem to get a lot, but I don’t actually reply to them all because there are a TON of them. Like I usually can’t keep up, which is REALLY cool and I L O V E that you guys want to talk to me! It’s flipping amazing! You guys really are the best followers in the whole world!:D So i’m sorry if it bothers you. that’s all I guess I have to say. I guess i could try to answer a few now and then, but yeah :/ sorry i guess.

This is kind of a thank you?? I don’t know what else to really say except for thanking you! I feel like I never show enough appreciation for all the people who’s helped me want to make a simblr and help me keep doing so! You guys are the best and I wish we could all go out for tea (or whatever drink you prefer) and talk about a bunch of silly things!!!

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anonymous asked:

Your opinions on the main Sonic cast in a nutshell

Sonic - Admirably noble, but often irritating.

Tails - Cute, kind and wise. The best combination.

Knuckles - Cool guy.

Amy - Used to dislike her thanks to off-putting portrayals in official and fan works alike. Now she’s one of my favourite characters.

Shadow - Don’t really care for his schtick and character archetype, but he’s a unique enough take on the archetype (ie: calm and polite) for me to give him kudos.

Rouge - Much more lovable than the “bitchy slut” misinterpretations you unfortunately tend to see from many people.

Omega - Funny guy.

Big - Doesn’t deserve the widespread mockery that he gets.

Cream - Neither does she.

The Chaotix - Vector is the best one.

Silver - Indifferent. Get a haircut. And a better design.

Blaze - An actual cool cat.

Metal Sonic - Jolly good when he’s not going rogue and auditioning for Pimp My Senpai.

Robotnik - King.

I’m gonna stop saying that i post shit because it looks like i’m asking for compliments and praise but i really don’t, and when you all start texting me with this kindest words ever it feels so undeserved🙈🙈

I do appreciate your love a lot thank you so much for being so sweet and kind i love you guys! I’ll try for you and do my best! ❤️❤️❤️

Hey also I told you guys I finished 3001 again but like no one here EVER talks about this part 

First off, the immediate reveal of Dave being the kind of guy who saves bugs. I love it, he’s great, 10/10 stuff. The subtle touch of Frank’s sarcastic sense of humor is nice. Then the casual mention that Frank and Dave are just having a nice walk on the beach is wonderful and all, but THEN the implications of that statement, that Dave and Frank just do stuff like this together from time to time because they’re best friends. I love it so much. These two paragraphs are some of the best in the whole book and I can’t get over it ever for the rest of my life. 

unicorn emoji reviews

bright! colourful! a victim of apple’s love of the blur tool and gradients but shes doing her best! 3/5

a sturdy boy with a golden horn! a bit plain but otherwise charming! 4/5

this guys a bit of a show off, the kinda guy who shows up to a party uninvited and starts telling you stories of all the princesses hes granted wishes for and then gets mad when you ask him to leave. 1/5

just a simple unicorn trying to get by, soft and kindhearted!! she’ll share her magic with you and not ask for anything back, if you’re lucky she’ll show you were to pick the best berries 5/5

soft and cute but all i want is for them to please stop staring at me 3/5

the kind of unicorn that can only be summoned by gay wizards in the most dire of situations. hes also gay 6/5

a minimalistic and bright pal, their stare might be cold and dead but thats just because theyre planning a really great surprise 4/5

a punk lesbian unicorn, she listens to thrash metal and captures the hearts of every gay horse from here to venus 5/5

this unicorn is perfect in every way. elegant, graceful, ethereal. she’s perfect 10/5

Someone probably beat me to the punch and made a post like this already, but honestly, I just had talk about this scene.

I’m sure all of you remember the infamous bathroom scene. This new flashback from episode 12 puts things into a different perspective. 

Here Yuri is, watching Yuuri’s past GPF performance. He’s trying his best to look disinterested yet you can tell he’s clearly interested. He even goes as far to admit that Yuuri’s step sequence grabbed his attention. And when he mentions the failed jumps he sounds almost…disappointed.

He isn’t making fun of him for messing up his jumps. He wants to see Yuuri be able to succeed and successfully complete a program.

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Merry Christmas!! The zine these drawings were originally meant for kind of fell through so I decided to post them today as a gift to you all instead. The theme was about giving kindness and helping out the community, what better time to share them than the holiday season!

Out of all of them, the Marinette and Alya one is my favorite. Which do you guys like best? :)

“It was no secret the way that we feel”

“A love that’s so pure, a love that’s so real”

“You showed me your world and it felt like a sign”

[You’ve shown me all kinds of amazing stuff, I never knew existed. I just wanted to pay you back. Show you something amazing, here on Earth.] 

“But you acted too slow and you ran out of time”

“I didn’t mean to hurt you”

“You didn’t have a clue”

“So you went out and got busy”

“And found somebody new”

“And now we’ll be just friends”

[What are friends for?]

“We will be just friends”

[You’re the best friend a guy could have.]

every time the media tries to navigate the complicated system of relationships in hollywood they always get it WRONG. like taylor dated harry and harry made out with kendall on a yatch (among several other places) but kendall was never friends with taylor. she’s friends with taylor’s friend gigi who dated joe who taylor and demi also dated. and demi was childhood friends with selena until she became best friends with taylor, so demi hates taylor and shaded her (and essentially every person in this planet) mulitple times. and selena dated joe’s brother nick, who is good friends with demi and also dated miley, who was demi’s best friend and never liked selena, probably they both dated nick. but miley’s smoking weed and engaged to liam, so she’s kind of irrelevant to the social circle now… as is a guy who’s name is also taylor, who both selena and taylor, who are best friends, dated. but more importantly, selena also had a thing with niall, who is in a band with harry and was interested in demi. niall also had a thing (SEX) with ellie, meanwhile ellie was  seeing ed, who wrote a very defamatory song about the incident. and ellie remains friends with taylor even though taylor is best friends with ed, who’s also friends with harry and wrote songs for justin, who’s selena’s ex. and justin also had a thing with kendall and kendall’s friend hailey. hailey is also friends with gigi who is now dating zayn who was in harry’s band and selena said she was open to dating but never did. and gigi’s ex cody is also friends with justin. zayn also feuded with taylor’s ex calvin, who is friends with ellie. and both gigi and taylor are friends with cara who selena may or may not have dated. but cara definitely dated harry, who again is taylor’s ex. and now selena has a thing with abel, who dated gigi’s sister bella, but bella was never really friends with selena or taylor. they were just in the same social circles…. is that so hard to get????

why your sign is cool

Aries: you’re so outgoing in a childish-yet likeable way. your energy is so youthful and it’s so refreshing in this day n age

Taurus: you’re so chill to hang around! if i had a stressful day, i’d go chill with a taurus. you guys always have food + comfort

Gemini: you always have new ideas and new thoughts! you guys are super flexible and easy to get along with, super funny

Cancer: you can always relate in some way, and you guys are really easy to vent to and you give the best comfort

Leo: you guys are so fun to be around! youre so sunny and bright, and give killer advice

Virgo: you all are so smart and kind!! you all always offer to do things for others and dont really expect much in return

Libra: you all are so gentle and pretty, you always have something beautiful to share

Scorpio: you all have a dark but gentle energy, you can always handle talking about ‘dark’ subjects and dark things.

Sagittarius: you guys are so fire-y and headstrong. you guys always tough through things and look fine while doing so

Capricorn: you all are so practical and real, you’re honest in a kind way and very mature and grounded

Aquarius: you guys are so wild and hard to keep up with, but in a fun way! there’s never a dull moment with you

Pisces: you’re so dreamy and idealistic, your dreams are so beautiful and you guys always try so hard for others

GUYS IM LITERALLY CRYING OVER THIS OKAY! FINALLY!!!!!!!!! ACE AND ARO REPRESENTATION!!!!!!!!!!! IN SOME VERY POPULAR MEDIA!!!!!!! AND ITS NOT EVEN JUST ONE CHARACTER!!!!!!!!! AND ITS CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE FIRST REPRESENTATION OF ANY KIND IVE EVER SEEN IN POPULAR PUBLISHED BOOKS AND STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE BEST PART IS: THIS IS ALSO ONE OF LITERALLY TWO POPULAR MEDIA THINGS I’VE EVER WATCHED WITH CONFIRMED ADHD REP!!!!!! AND THE ONLY THING I’VE EVER SEEN WITH CONFIRMED GENDERQUEER CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE PERCY JACKSON BOOKS AND @rrriordan IS A GIFT TO HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and to think, just today i tried to post about ace/aro representation not being a thing that exists just when the wifi cut out! what a coincidence!!!

anonymous asked:

i'm gay and i'm asking a guy out on a date (which will be my first date with a guy if he says yes!!), any chance you could send me over some of those positive vibes and charming good looks to help me?

Oooooo!!!! Best of luck to you!!! You seem very kind, so you definitely deserve a nice date!! No worries if he says no, it’s no mark against who you are!!

Why your MBTI type is so cool:

ENFP: You’re outgoing in a childish-yet likeable way. Your energy is youthful and it’s refreshing to others.

INFP: You’re chill to hang around. If i had a stressful day, I’d go chill with an INFP. You guys always have food + comfort.

ENTP: You always have new ideas and new thoughts. You guys are flexible and easy to get along with, super funny.

INFJ: You can always relate in some way, and you guys are really easy to vent to and you give the best comfort.

ISFJ: You all are so warm and kind. You all always offer to do things for others and dont really expect much in return.

INTP: You all have a dark energy, you can always handle talking about ‘dark’ subjects and dark things.

ISTJ: You are practical and real, you’re honest in a kind way and very mature and grounded.

ESFP: You guys are wild and hard to keep up with, but in a fun way! There’s never a dull moment with you.

ESTJ: No other type can get things done as easy, practical and fast as you can. Also you are very loyal.

ESFJ: You usually know what’s best for others, which makes you very capable of being of useful help which people appreciates.

ENFJ: You encourage other people and know how to bring out the potential in others.

ISTP: You don’t care for shallow things, you’re real and fun in a weird way.

INTJ: You know how to tell puns that aren’t too dry and how to keep them coming. Thanks for always brightening the sometimes awkward mood you create by clever puns.

ISFP: Competetive, a trait that makes you ideal as a teammate and ensures victory.