best invention of all time

interviewer: it’s a big deal!

junmyeon, jongin, jongdae: *laughing*

minseok, sehun: *politely laughing*

chanyeol and baekhyun: *mocking* BIG DEAL YEAH MAN

kyungsoo:

anonymous asked:

Honestly I just want Harry to have sex with/finger me/let me ride his thigh while I'm on my period because I'm always such a mess on my period. Such a horndog. Is it weird that I want that on my period? Do you think he'd deliver?

THIGH RIDING. THIGH FUCKING RIDING. THE BEST INVENTION OF ALL TIME.

“Ride my thigh like yeh would my cock.”

Bouncing his leg, making you grab his thigh, moan his name, your eyes rolling back. Harry looks at you, his hand on your hips the other one works on his shaft, pushing you more down on him.

“Get what yeh need.”

SHOWTIME is airing the world television premiere of MICHAEL JACKSON’S JOURNEY FROM MOTOWN TO OFF THE WALL!

From Oscar nominee Spike Lee, we’re debuting the highly-anticipated Michael Jackson documentary on Friday, February 5th at 9 p.m. ET/PT, with multiple plays throughout the month on-air, on demand and over the internet. 

The film focuses on a rarely examined chapter of Jackson’s career as he evolves from the lead singer of Jackson 5 to a solo artist recording what will become his breakthrough, seminal 1979 pop record, Off The Wall. You’ll travel with the global superstar as he strikes a new path with CBS Records, first with his brothers as The Jacksons and then stepping out on his own to create his own music with his own team. This illuminating portrait traces how an earnest, passionate, hard-working young man becomes the “King of Pop.”

Off The Wall created a whole new category in pop music. Written by Michael Jackson, the first single from Off The Wall, “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough,” earned Jackson his first Grammy and was his first single to hit No. 1 in the U.S. and internationally as a solo artist.  The album sold more than 30 million copies worldwide, making it one of the best-selling albums of all time. Off The Wall not only “invented pop music as we know it,” wrote Rolling Stone, it transcended music and entertainment altogether, becoming an important moment in African-American history.

The film is produced by Spike Lee, John Branca and John McClain.

Frisket is straight up the best invention of all time.

Also, for those who expressed curiosity, there most definitely will be prints of this behemoth available when I’m done. Prints in multiple sizes and styles, in fact! Also, I’ve decided that 25% of all profit I make off of anything I sell associated to this project will be donated to a conservation group dedicated to protecting and preserving the earth’s endangered wildlife. I’ll announce which group I’ve picked when the final piece is posted.

Happy Sunday!