best harry potter quote

Shit Slytherins Say: #128
  • Gryffindor: "You think you're bugging me sitting in front of me staring like that?"
  • Slytherin: "You think you're bugging me dancing in front of me staring like that?"
  • Gryffindor: "I'm not staring at you!"
  • Slytherin: "Then how do you know I'm staring at you?"
  • Gryffindor: "I cannot control where my glance goes. And the few moments that I can, my glance goes to Hufflepuff."
  • Slytherin: "So you can't control when you look at me, but you have to force yourself to look at them?"
happy birthday our chosen one

happy 37th birthday to one of the best wizards out there. 

to the boy who lived, to the boy who overcame so much just to grow stronger. to the boy who didn’t let anyone knock him down hard enough to make him stay on the ground. to the boy who always fought for what he believed in, to the boy who fought for love and for his friends and for justice. to the chosen one.

happy birthday harry james potter, i hope it’s a good one.

3:00AM in the Slytherin Dorms

Scorpius: Al, do you love me?
Albus, sleepily: Huh? Of course I do.
Scorpius: Tell me why. I mean, why you love me.
Albus: Right now?
Scorpius: Yeah, right now. I want to know.
Albus: Because you’re sexy.
Scorpius, rolling his eyes: Oh, that’s deep. That’s really deep. Do you—
Random Slytherin: Go the fuck to sleep Malfoy

A Love Story
  • <p> <b>Scorpius:</b> *reading a book*<p/><b>Albus, flops down next to him:</b> Hey<p/><b>Scorpius:</b> What's up?<p/><b>Albus:</b> Wanna marry me? *holds out ring in hand*<p/><b>Scorpius:</b> Sure.<p/><b>Scorpius:</b> *catches the gold ring Albus tosses at him*<p/><b>Albus:</b> Cool beans<p/><b></b> ...<p/><b>Rose, years later:</b> And that's how your father proposed to your other father.<p/></p>

f a v o r i t e  q u o t e s : 

“To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.” (Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone)