best fictional characters

i went grocery shopping last night at 9 in the evening like a sucker, and bought a half-gallon of milk, and this morning before breakfast i was worrying about whether i would actually be able to use it all in the few days i have left in providence, should i try to concoct some breakfast arrangement with milk in it, and then i opened the fridge to discover that the jug was two thirds empty

and i FREAKED OUT

like, WHERE DID IT GO! where did the milk go. WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE USED THAT AMOUNT OF MILK FOR, I DIDN’T COOK LAST NIGHT OR ANYTHING

then i realized that after getting home from groceries i just had the jug out on the table and was drinking from it intermittently like a gremlin, to rehydrate. that’s where the milk went. but first, i thought it was fairies.

Do you ever get that feeling when you’re reading something extremely cute and you’re smiling and you feel like you’re about to laugh really loudly so you try to keep it in so it feels like your entire chest is full of something and your stomach is all tensed and you have to breathe out super slowly just to not make a fool of yourself?

MARVEL asks
  • Avengers: What superpower would you like to have?
  • Iron Man: What is your favourite piece of technology?
  • Captain America: What is your sexuality?
  • Black Widow: Share a secret.
  • Thor: What is your religion?
  • Hawkeye: What is your favourite movie?
  • Hulk: How strong are you?
  • Loki: What is the biggest mistake that you have ever made?
  • Scarlet Witch: If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?
  • Quicksilver: Have you any siblings?
  • Vision: What weight are you?
  • Ultron: What is the last text you sent?
  • Ant-man: What height are you?
  • Wasp: What's your full name?
  • Bucky: Who is your best friend?
  • Falcon: Which fictional character would you like to hang out with?
  • Spider-man: What is/was your favourite subject in school?
  • Doctor Strange: Name a special talent you have.
  • Captain Marvel: What do you want to achieve in life?
  • Black Panther: How responsible are you?
  • Spider-woman: What is your favourite smell?
  • Nova: Do you prefer the moon or stars?
  • Luke Cage: What job do you want?
  • Jessica Jones: What is your favourite memory?
  • Daredevil: What is your favourite song?
  • Iron Fist: What is your favourite food?
  • Ms. Marvel: Who is your idol?
  • X-men: What social issue do you feel strongest about? (sexism, racism, etc.)
  • Professor X: What are you thinking about right now?
  • Cyclops: Do you wear glasses?
  • Rogue: What is your crushes name?
  • Magneto: What country are you from?
  • Mystique: What is one thing that you would like to change about yourself?
  • Wolverine: What are you afraid of?
  • Phoenix: What is your favourite book?
  • Storm: What is your favourite type of weather?
  • Beast: What is your favourite animal?
  • Angel: What is your MBTI type?
  • Magik: What is your star sign?
  • Gambit: When is your birthday?
  • Shadowcat: Have you any pets?
  • Groot: What is your favourite flower?
  • Rocket: What languages do you speak?
  • Star-Lord: What is your Harry Potter house?
  • Draxx: Who do you love most in the world?
  • Gamora: What is your worst memory?
  • Medusa: What colour/length/style is your hair?
  • Black Bolt: What is your accent like?
  • Ghost Rider: What is the worst thing that you have ever done?
  • Deadpool: Post a picture of yourself.
asexual kaz brekker
  • ace kaz who doesn’t know if his asexuality was there from birth or if it is a product of his trauma
  • ace kaz who embraces it all the same
  • ace kaz who is glad of his asexuality because it helps him cope with his extreme touch aversion
  • ace kaz who might be the only boy in ketterdam who can walk through the pleasure districts of the barrel purely on business terms and not care a jot for the the things that go on around him
  • ace kaz who subtly flaunts his asexuality with accents of purple on his usual black & white & grey businessman ensemble (a tie, a handkerchief, polished purple buttons, pURPLE GLOVES??? I’M LIVING) its no coincidence that purple is the color of both asexuality and kruge
  • ace kaz who turns his asexuality, like everything else about him, into a weapon - the guiles that other men fall for have no effect on him
  • ace kaz who finds security in his relationship with inej knowing that she will never ask of him what he cannot give
  • ace kaz who loves inej with unbridled passion; living proof that an asexual relationship is in no way “lesser” to other relationships
  • ace kaz who never loses his virginity  a n d   t h a t ’ s   o k
  • ace kaz

MY PUNK ASS WILL ALWAYS LOVE HINATA ABOVE ALL ELSE IN NARUTO!!!!

SHE CAN’T LOSE IN MY HEART.

MY BABY GIRL. THE OG FAVE.

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Favorite Semi-Fictional Characters 4/∞: Edmund Reid as portrayed by Matthew Macfadyen (Ripper Street)

You’ve seen Hampton. The promenade, the parasols, the polite conversation amidst the teacups. There is nothing of it that breathes. There is nothing of it that is alive and quick and stinking and bright. Whitechapel is life in all its wild and rotten splendor. Beside it, the rest of the world seems a tomb.

Originally posted by smellls-like-teen-spiritt

Louise Belcher is such a relatable character.
Also the best.  Louise Belcher is the best.
Which is also a relatable feeling.

Anne of Green Gables

So in case you guys haven’t heard yet there’s a new Netflix adaptation of Anne of Green Gables that just started airing - a few eps have already aired on Canadian TV and Netflix is releasing all episodes in May- and it’s so good! I wasn’t planning to watch it because it’s focused on Anne’s younger years and let’s face it I’m mostly in AoGG adaptations for the romance, but they cast an actress who’s the best fit for Anne I’ve EVER seen - soo incredibly charming and expressive and sensitive - but mostly I wanted to say -

I fell in love with Gilbert Blythe all over again.

Every.

Damn.

Time.

#one of the best fictional character ever tbh #true romantic lead #loved Anne when he first met her at age 14 #principled #stubborn #so awesome

reaons why travis is my fav rp-er in taz:

  • gets really into rping and is serious about his acting and the story
  • adores his own character and wants the best for him, you can tell
  • praises griffin’s dming consistently 
Torchlock, TLD and Janto/Johnlock parallels

THIS IS TRASH EDITING BUT PLS WATCH IT TILL THE END

i’ve been screaming about it since the night tld aired but now i finally made the vid

I WANNA SCREAM AGAIN SO EXCUSE THE BIG LETTERS AND SHIT TALK

tld was torchwood’s rip off as you can see i mean the scene with the td-12 and memory loss. gwen cooper even spends the evening with jack harkness and he impresses her and they have chips beer. NOT EVEN GONNA MENTION THE COAT.so in tld they put fucking torchwood labeled envelope on the mantelpiece and when john picks up the vivala shit you can see there’s even magnifying glass on it.

anyways, the important thing. that woman from the hospital, nurse cornish, asks john if “he’s involved much”. fuck. she played Ianto’s sister in Torchwood (for those who didn’t watch it). she’s harry watson’s mirror, okay? I SWEAR TO GOD- ianto jones is a bisexual character (one of the best fictional characters ever if you’d ask me) who’s been in relationship with Jack. i mean…….. fine. i guess i’ll die/

@jenna221b @the-7-percent-solution @sidryan @theveryunnecessaryfeelings @inevitably-johnlocked 

vimeo link in case youtube will be a bitch

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things you should definitely 100% not think about when you think about philip shea (except do because philip shea is perfect and you should always think about him)

- Okay, first of all, don’t think about how Philip was literally almost shot and actually did literally beg for his life for a moment and allowed himself to be scared about that for approximately .5 seconds before sucking it up and remaining seemingly calm for pretty much the rest of the show (except for when he realized tommy and tracey were in danger. because philip shea cares about other people. but once they are gone, he accepts it quickly and moves on. that is philips’ like number one skill. accept and move on. don’t think about why that is).

- Don’t think about how he somehow got to the city in the middle of the night and then didn’t even risk going inside. Don’t think about how he just curled up on the couch outdoors as if this was a common, acceptable place for him to sleep and passed out, alone, after almost being killed.

- Don’t think about how he goes from saying “I’m done. can’t go back, can’t go back there” to accepting he can’t live with him mom again in approximately ten seconds. He doesn’t argue too much about it. Doesn’t beg or plead or threaten to run away. Just says “I know” and gives his mom cigarettes and then sits and comes out to her because she wants to hear nice things about him and to him, lukas liking him back enough to kiss him is a nice thing.

- Don’t think about how when given the opportunity, Philip will sit next to a man who has almost definitely abused him and just do nothing but pretend the guy likes him.

- Don’t think about his honest confusion when he asks “Why not” after Lukas says he didn’t have sex with Rose.

- Don’t think about how Philip is so calm and willing to do or be whatever the person he loves (read: his mom and Lukas) needs him to be. I mean, yes, he tells Lukas no that one time and calls him on his shit other times, but really, overall, the kid is willing to put himself on the line for those he cares about: “Had to be cool for my mom—I can be cool for you to.” “What do you want me to say? I’ll say whatever you want.” Ugh, he just—he tells Lukas not to drink the hand sanitizer but then three seconds later he does the same thing, no questions asked, because Lukas tells him to. Don’t even get me started on the whole Rose debacle.

- Lukas freaks out when Philip hands him a condom, Philip minimizes it and says “It’s okay. it’s okay, it’s fine” coaxes him back down and no more pressure to do anything. Philip tells Lukas he told his mom about them, Lukas says “There’s nothing to say” and Philip just nods quickly, “Okay.” Doesn’t argue. Doesn’t call Lukas on anything. Just says okay and then offers to take Lukas into the city cause he thinks that will help him.

- Philip won’t get Lukas drugs, but he will help Lukas look for things to sell when he asks and go with him to the pawn shop and wait outside while he does it.

- And, like, I’m not saying this to say Philip is a pushover or weak, he’s not- he’s just contained. All the time. He is the stable one. The calm one. He is careful not to push too much. He thinks of solutions and waits to see if they will actually be listened to but is very, very cautious with actually being assertive with his ideas/wants/needs. He is just so much more attuned to everyone else.

- Oh, ALSO, don’t think too much about how Philip overheard Gabe and Helen arguing about him and chose to step out and put himself in that line of fire anyway. He could have just hung back and waited a little. Or, fuck, run off until things cooled down. But Gabe was being yelled at and they were arguing and so he decided to step in. Cause Philip wants to keep everyone happy.

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