i went grocery shopping last night at 9 in the evening like a sucker, and bought a half-gallon of milk, and this morning before breakfast i was worrying about whether i would actually be able to use it all in the few days i have left in providence, should i try to concoct some breakfast arrangement with milk in it, and then i opened the fridge to discover that the jug was two thirds empty
and i FREAKED OUT
like, WHERE DID IT GO! where did the milk go. WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE USED THAT AMOUNT OF MILK FOR, I DIDN’T COOK LAST NIGHT OR ANYTHING
then i realized that after getting home from groceries i just had the jug out on the table and was drinking from it intermittently like a gremlin, to rehydrate. that’s where the milk went. but first, i thought it was fairies.