Every Destiel AU Ever
- Castiel? Weird name. Your family must be Christians or love Angels a lot.
- Oops, I just called you Cas. You don’t mind right? Cuz Castiel is such a MOUTHFUL and I like to shorten people’s names. (But you’re surprised cuz nobody’s ever called u Cas lmao)
- You don’t know Led Zeppelin? Dude, impossible!!! Gotta make you listen to some then.
- Oh and meet my brother Sam. Y'all would get along bcuz ya know, NERDS.
- You don’t get along with your family except Gabriel/Anna/Balthazar? Lol I hate my Dad. (My mom died btw)
- I showed you my Baby and you liked her. ;)
- You’re family is probably rich and your house is huge, but you say it’s not your money, it’s your parents lol.
- OMG you’re eyes are so blue!!!
(And my eyes are so green!!)
- One of us notices the way the other frickin’ MOANS when the other eats pie/hamburger.
- I jacked off to the thought of you.
- I like you but I don’t know if you are into dudes/in a relationship with someone else or I don’t wanna ruin our friendship or I’m NOT GAY ffs. (And this might lead to a number of chapters of misunderstanding/miscommunication until our mutual friends tell us otherwise haha :)
- We finally discovered the truth! We are both IDIOTS. Let’s get together!
- Top or Bottom tho? (The sex could come in anytime during the fic cuz UST)
- The End (best Destiel fanfic eva)P/s: it’s on ao3