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@pangur-and-grim I opened that email in class and completely forgot to reply, but these arrived today and I am IN LOVE my tall dog is perfect and lovely and my friend commentex that it would make a cute tattoo and now I can’t stop thinking about that

Also I wasn’t expecting the one of the ferret queen but it’s beautiful thank you so much!!! I’m probably going to order a couple more since my tax returns just came in and I have many pets

(I ordered these from if anyone wants to get some of their own pets!!! I highly recommend it ❤❤)

Donut’s probably dead.

Hope you feel better soon, friend~

[submission by @mercuryblacksleg]


Last thing from me tonight.

If Iris West from the Flash TV show can literally tell Barry Allen–a boy she grew up with after he was orphaned then later adopted into her family with the infamous cliché line:

“You’re like a brother to me.”

Then proceeds to realize she has always been in love with him and not only still sees him as her family but also as a romantic love interest as well.

And are now together and later to be married (canon in the comics too).

That just means Sheith is halfway there.

What a day to be alive.

Originally posted by acekeith


Alright so guys I went to the com as you could see with my past updates and I will tell you what happened to me, Alright so let’s begin shall we?

First I bought 2 meets with Eliza, 2 photos and one autograph, alright so tomorrow I still have one meet left and the autograph, and today I took the two photos and one meet.

First at the meet: 

SHE WAS SO FUCKING SWEET OMFG AND on the first minute of the meet, someone asked her : which accent do you like to do more?

and she aswered: “Oh american accent is fun.” and so I just said out loud: “was it hard to do?” and I didnt except her to look at me and give me a little giggle and answer me looking right into my eyes, we had a chat about accents , and then we said she couldn’t say withdraw in the american accent and she laughed. alright so that was the first time we talked, and it took like 3 minutes OF ELIZA FUCKING TAYLOR STARING AND TALKING TO ME.

So I raised my hand and said: “ Eliza first I want to thank you for everything, it really helped a lot , I  have a really bad time with my mom and dad, specially my mom. “ AND THEN SHE SAID BEFORE I COULD EVEN ASK MY FIRST QUESTION. “ awww im really sorry to hear that , im sorry babe” AND I WAS LIKE OHSAUHEOUSHESOUAHEUSAHEUOASHUESUAEHSA KILL ME…. So I gasped and I couln’t even continue my question, and she saw that and giggle and I tried to keep up, and I said: “ Sorry Eliza I’m really nervous…. “ AND SHE SAID: *giggles* “Don’t worry Im nervous as well hahaha, its fine really.”  HER GIGGLE IN PERSON OH MY GOD. Anyways, I laughed and said: “ Thanks to this fandom I could meet my Girlfriend , she’s from California and…” AND SHE SPOKE AGAIN “ AWWWWWW gongratulations! Im really happy for you!!! That’s amazing!” And I was like UEHSAOEUHSAEHSOAUEHOSAUHEUSHA I CANT OMFG I CANT DO THIS. So I tried to recompose myself “ Thanks hahha so Id like to thank you for that , for your acting as well you are so good! But anyways my question is : do you recall any deleted clexa scene that we didn’t see on the show?”  And she said : “ Oh, no I think you’ve seen it all,  I mean there were sometimes that we had to reshoot some scenes but yeah” And I said : “ Oh and what about bloopers? we dont really have any Bloopers with Alycia.” And she laughed and said: “ Well there weren’t a lot of bloopers hahaha, but we had some but I guess they didn’t put it because they didn’t find it funny enough” And I said: Ohh hahaha alright and she said : “ But my favorite bloopers is from season 1 , but I CANT FIND IT ANYWHERE!!!” and so me and two other girls said: “its on the dvd Eliza hahahaha” and she looked at us “ It is? o.o oh my god! “ and I said: “ Yea it is, and also you should check youtube, it’s also on youtube.” and then she said: “ Alright I will thanks!!” 

So after I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT FANFIC HAHAHAHA BECAUSE I JUST HAD TO. so I said:“ So Eliza did you ever read any fanfics? “ and she laughed and said: “ No not really , but should I read them? I mean there are sex scenes in there right?” And I said: “ Well there are some fics with sex scenes but there are a lot that doesn’t, and they are really good too.” and she said : “ Oh realy? alright will you send me some after please?” AND I WAS ONCE AGAIN LIKE OAEHSIEHSAUHESAEA OMG and I laughed and said: “ SURE”  

So she was trying to say somethings in portuguese, and she looked at me when she tried to say: “ Churrasco” and I helped her and she tried again and I nodded she did that thing with her arm like: YES ACHIEVIMENT UNLOCKED while SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME SO FUCKING CUTE OMFG IM SO GAY I CANT–

Anyways . HAHAHAH so she tried to say “Eu te amo” which is I love you in portuguese, and she looked at me again hahahah, man omfg Im so…. and she said it IJSAIJEA *dead*

ANYWAYS. We talked about a lot of things, we talked about Clexacon, and she was always looking at me, and I’d always say something to her complementing things and she’d always chat back with me. IM STILL LIKE SEAIEHSAUHES SO I WILL ASK MY FRIEND WHAT WERE MY OTHER QUESTIONS BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I CATN REMEMBER SORRY GUYS. 

Anyways when we went to take the photo I WAS LIKE REALLY CLOSE TO HER , and she was trying to stay with one foot on the ground and the other on the stairs, and she was like off balance for a second and I said : “ Are you ok Eliza? “ and she looked into my eyes, and she was like 5 inches away from my face, “ Yes im ok hahaha thanks “ OH GOD IM SO DONE EISAHSUHUSEAAHUSE

Anyways so I had the two pics with her: I was holding this shirt that you are going to see on the photo, and I drew that and it was a gift for her. So I had two photos to take with her, so I came closer and said: Heeeeey she said : “HEEEEY” , OMFG SHES SO CUTE hahahahhaha and I asked if I could hug her, and she said: “ YES OF COURSE” and opened her arms really wide , I hugged her and GOD HER HAIR, THE SMELL HOESAHEOHAEHSA DYING, AND HER HUG ESHAOUSA, alright so I handed the shirt to her and said: “its a gift for you hahahaha I drew that” and she read it and said: “ Oh my god Clexakru captain YEEEEEI * while shaking the shirt* IM YOUR CAPTAIN “ AND I FUCKING CHEERED WITH HER : YESSSSSS OUR CAPTAIN! anyways she asked if I wanted her to hold the shirt on the photo and I said YES. SO GUYS HERE COMES THE BEST PART….. SHE HELD THE SHIRT AND TOLD ME TO HUG HER FROM BEHIND AND SO I DID, MY FRIENDS THAT WERE WAITING TO TAKE A PHOTO WITH HER, SAID WE LOOKED LIKE A COUPLE GOD I CATN WAIT TO SEE THAT PHOTO OMFG OSOEAHESUHUSEAHUSEA BECAUSE IM TALLER THAN HER SO FUCK I HAD AND HELD ELIZA FUCKING TAYLOR IN MY ARMS SEIJASIJISJAISJPAPSJAPIJSAPIJESPIJESAIJESAIJPESAIEJASEIJSAESIJAESJAIESJEAIJESAIJ WE TOOK THE PHOTO AND SHE SAID THANKS, AND ASKED WHAT I WANTED ON THE SECOND PHOTO BUT SERIOUSLY I WAS SO HIGH WITH THAT SAOHIESAHUSA THAT I JUST SAID: “ LETS JUST HUG OURSELVES” and she saw that I was still like OMFG and she giggled and said alright, so she hugged me tight hahahaha SO CUTE . so before I left she gave me two more hugs, SO 5 FUCKING HUGS, ELIZA FUCKING TAYLOR HUGGED ME 5 TIMES. and said thanks about the shirt OUSEAHUESOUAEHSA IMI SO… ANYWAYS I HOPE TOMORROW I HAVE MORE EXCITING THINGS TO TELL YOU IM SO UHSAHOSEAHUESA 


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keywords: police officer!luke, smut, handcuffs, fluff
word count: 2157
a/n: this is something ive had in my drafts for awhile and honestly i love how it turned out. its just legit 2k words of pure smut… i love luke so much, especially in a smut sense bc hes just so beautiful who wouldnt want him in your bed just sayin lmao. 

It’s a typical Wednesday evening, you’re blasting your favorite music out of the speakers in the living room and dancing around in your underwear while doing the daily chores in your house. Cleaning, the dishes, etc. Listening to music makes everything easier. 

You’re getting caught up on chores while your fiance, Luke, is out on call. His job often calls for that, with him being a police officer of course. While you do miss him a lot while he’s out, you’ve gotten used to being alone sometimes in the evenings. It doesn’t bother you to be alone, you almost kind of enjoy it. 

You were singing loudly to a song while doing the dishes, swaying your hips to the beat when you suddenly feel a pair of hands being placed on your bare hips, startling you a bit. “Well, this isn’t what I was expecting to see when I came home this evening,” your fiance soothed in your ear, the stubble from his beard rubbing a little on your cheek. 

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zheawesomeamy  asked:

2p's reaction to getting asked out by their crush? Idk I can't picture myself getting asked out by a guy. .-.

Hush baby, you’re perfect, and sooner or later, a nice person will realize that and ask you out

Hnnnnnnnn I feel like such a hypocrite now because I also could never picture someone asking me out

2P Italy: Oh… Why, of course I’d like to go out with you, sweetheart~! *holds their hand and kisses their cheek…tbh he would be a little disappointed that they asked him out before he could ask them out, but he would still be immensely happy*

2P Germany: FUCK YEAH I WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU OMFG BEST DAY EVER *he fucking loses it and starts screaming about how great they are and about how he had liked them for a while*

2P Japan: eh…fine, I guess. *he seems reluctant to accept their offer, but on the inside, he’s experiencing beautiful floaty fuzzy fluttery romance feelings. As soon as they’re out of sight, he’ll have a major fangirl attack.*

2P Romano: Awh sweetie, of course! *kisses both of their cheeks…starts talking about where their first date will be and what they should wear*

2P Prussia: *stares at them for a moment, then blushes wicked hard and looks down at the ground* uh uh uh UH o-okay??!?!?!

2P France: fine *looks completely emotionless but is lowkey imagining their wedding*

2P America: awhhhh babe fuck yeah FUCK YEAH….I’ve been thinking of asking you out for a while, you know……hnnnnnn you’re so cute come here coME HERE—- *lifts them up and squeezes them while mumbling about how attractive they are….if they try to escape, he’ll just sQuEeZe tHeM HaRdEr*

2P Canada: *blushes and looks away* uh, yeah, okay, yes, I mean, that would be nice, cool, uh, heh…. *happy but nervous…. He continues to say “yes” in dozens of different ways for 20 minutes*

2P England: *dainty little gasp* awh, how sweet! I would love to go out with you, poppet! I, uh, I must admit, I actually kind of have a crush on you?? Yes so uh uh uh here’s a cupcake *nervous in an adorable way….he’s unbelievably happy but tbh knows nothing about dating*

2P China: *iNHALES* Wh— Did you— I— *pauses to recover* I mean, heh, I would love to go out with you, babe~! *tries to play it cool by casually flirting but on the inside his heart is racing and his mind is pretty much blank*

2P Russia: Oh. Excellent. That speeds things along nicely. *acts all professional and calm….actually smiles for once*

  • Josephine: I have been receiving a number of requests from interested parties for information about your lineage since the Winter Palace...
  • Cullen: Maker's breath! Feel free to use the requests as kindling.
  • Leliana: I will take them... I want to know who *pines* for our Commander.
  • Cullen: I'm not *bait*!
  • Leliana: (laughs) Hush... just look pretty.

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