best cat i ever lived with

after some reflection I decided that year 2 of Night Vale supplied us with the best lines ever:

  • “Did he say something?!?!?! …Was it cute??????”
  • “He is holding a cat.”

  • “Oh,” I said again, but softer, sadder – which is when he leaned forward and kissed me. Just once. Just…gently. Just before slipping out of the car and into the lab.” 

  • “Hello? Hello? I’m Cecil! Cecil Gershwin Palmer! And you cannot scare me! You cannot! You canno –…Hello?” (this was great because we found out Cecil’s actual full name)

  • “Did you know there’s a Faceless Old Woman who secretly lives in your home? It’s true! She’s there now. She’s always there, just out of your sight. Always just out of your sight.” (the first mention of the FOW!)

  • “Ahh ahh, I see. The sun is going out. Yes. A black tumor of darkness, of absence, is on the face of the brightness. The brightness is dimming. The source of all life is going, is joining the rest of us in taking today to do nothing.That’s probably not good.We should probably do something about that.But…it’s like…well, anyway. At least I got to see how Breaking Bad ended.”

  • Listeners, the only thing more terrifying than seeing the devil is no longer being able to see the devil!

  • “Trees,” she said sadly. “They are us,” she added, waving her hand lazily in the air, as if to shoo away a very slow bee.

  • “We’re getting more updates about those doors. In fact, I have a very important scientist on the phone right now. He’s at the very top of his field, a really handsome scientist!” 
    Stop!”

  • “Sad is not the land that has no hero. Sad is the land that needs a hero.” 

  • “Not one citizen outside of Tamika and her band of brilliant, brave, children stood up to tyranny today! We all chose to stand down, and hope change would be won for us, and not by us! By someone else, we believed. A hero, we believed.But belief is only step one. Action is step two. Fighting for what you believe is step two. Solidarity is step two. Unity is step two. We did not take step two today, Night Vale!And now there will be no step three!”

  • “I’ve got guests in my studio. I don’t know how they undid my secret barricade made of cardboard signs that said “KEEP OUT!” and “SECRET ROOM!” in all caps with an exclamation point “ 

  • BASICALLY THE WHOLE OPENING PART OF OLD OAK DOORS PART A WITH KEVIN AND LAUREN LIKE HOLY CRAP I CRY LAUGHING EVERY TIME
  • I’m not a hero. I’m a scientist! 
  • A scientist is always fine.

  •  Cecil, hey. Um, it’s Carlos.
  • I– I– I hate that I got your voicemail, but listen, I figured it out.

:)))

THINGS THAT MADE ME SCREAM IN YOI EPISODE 10

This is gonna be a long post so hOLD ON TIGHT

- VICTOR SAYING THE WORD “LOVE”

- INTOXICATED PLAYING WHEN CHRIS APPEARED

- VICTOR GOING COMPLETELY THUMBS UP FOR CHRIS SKINNY DIPPING

- MAKKACHIN WOOFING AFTER VICTOR INTRODUCES HIMSELF

- VICTOR DESCRIBING YOUNG CHRIS AS “A YOUNG BOY RUNNING THROUGH THE SWISS MEADOWS” WHICH IS NOT ONLY BETTER THAN I COULD EVER DO FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE BUT ALSO FUCKING ACCURATE

- VICTOR CALLING YURIO A TOMBOY CAT

- THIS PHOTO:

- YURIO’S FANS CALLING THEMSELVES YURI’S ANGELS

- YURIO APPARENTLY HATING GUYS WITH SUNGLASSES ON THEIR HEADS

- OTABEK HAVING HOSOYAN’S VOICE

- THE MUSIC IN PHICHIT’S PHONE WHEN HE’S TRYING TO CALL YURI

- PHICHIT

- P H I C H I T 

- ALL OF PHICHIT’S INSTRAGRAM PHOTOS

- BUT ESPECIALLY THIS ONE

GUANG-HONG U LOOK  BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY AF JUST SAYING

- THE PHOTOS OF PHICHIT AND YURI BEING BEST BUDDIES

YURI YOU ARE ONE FANCY MOTHERFUCKER

- VICTOR CALLING YURI “THIS JET-LAGGED SLEEPING BEAUTY”

- “YURI’S LIFE AND LOVE HAVE TAUGHT ME ABOUT A BRAND NEW WORLD THAT I’D NEVER KNOWN BEFORE”

- YURI SEARCHING BLINDLY FOR HIS GLASSES AND FAILING TWICE

- YURI IN THIS SHOT:

- VICTOR AND CHRIS BEING FUCKING SUPER MODELS:

- THIS

- YURI’S BOOTER

(I KNOW YOU’RE FEELING STRESSED BBY BUT YOU’LL BE FINE <3)

- ALSO THIS

- AND THIS

- AND YURI APPARENTLY GETTING SANDWICHED BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM (WHY DID WE NOT GET A SHOT OF THAT)

- THE CONFIRMATION THAT YURI’S GONNA KEEP DOING THE QUADRUPLE FLIP HELL YES

- VICTOR HOLDING YURI’S ARMS AT THE SKATE RINK

- YURI PLACING HIS HAND THERE AND NOT ON THE SHOULDER CLOSEST-BY:

- YURI ORDERING VICTOR TO TAKE HIM SIGHTSEEING

- YURI’S LITTLE PUPPY-EYE SMILE THAT MADE VICTOR FALL COMPLETELY OVER THE EDGE:

- VICTOR AND YURI BEING THE CUTEST COUPLE I’VE LITERALLY EVER SEEN?!?!?!??!?!?!??!

- VICTOR SAYING “YAYYY”

- YURI APPARENTLY CARRYING ALL THE BAGS OMFG THAT IS FUCKING FUNNY

- VICTOR WHIRLING AROUND LIKE THE FUCKING BALLERINA HE IS

- VICTOR NOTICING HOW NERVOUS YURI IS AND KNOWING EXACTLY HOW TO HANDLE IT THIS TIME

- VICTOR REVIVING HIS IDEA TO BURN THE TIE BUT THIS TIME ALSO THE SUIT APPARENTLY WOAH VICTOR CALM DOWN

- YURI “KIND OF LIKING THAT SUIT”

- YURIO HIDING FROM HIS FANS AS IF HE’S GETTING CHASED BY YAKUZA OR SMTH

- “YURI’S ANGELS” LITERALLY SNIFFING THE GROUND AND RECOGNISING HIS HAIR DAMN THESE ARE SOME HARDCORE FANS 

- YURIO’S EXPRESSION BECOME ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GORGEOUS WHEN HE’S SURPRISED TO SEE OTABEK

- YURI’S ANGELS FILMING HIS ESCAPE INSTEAD OF CRYING OVER IT

- VICTOR DESCRIBING OTABEK’S AND YURI’S MOMENT AS “THE HERO OF KAZAKHSTAN KIDNAPPING THE FAIRY OF RUSSIA” BECAUSE LET’S BE FAIR YURIO IS A WONDERFUL FAIRY

- “YURI PLISETSKY HAD THE UNFORGETTABLE EYES OF A SOLDIER”

- AND YURIO RESPONDING TO THAT WITH “A SOLDIER? ME…?” LIKE AWH 

- YURIO AND OTABEK ACTUALLY MATCHING SO WELL YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HAPPY IT MAKES ME TO SEE THEM GETTING ALONG

- “ARE YOU GOING TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME OR NOT?”

FUKCING SOBB I NG:

- “NOW, BACK TO THE MAIN STORY WHERE I’M SHOPPING WITH YURI”

- YURI COMPLETELY FLIPPING OVER A LOST BAG WITH NUTS AWH BBY YOU’RE SO PRECIOUS <3

- YURI BEING A BAE AND APOLOGISING AND OFFERING TO GET A NEW ONE (DARLING YOU WERE CARRYING HUNDRED BAGS THIS WAS NOT YOUR FAULT DON’T WORRY <3)

- LOLOLOL

- “WHEN YURI’S SEARCHING FOR AN ANSWER, HIS EYES SPARKLE, EVEN IF HE DOESN’T SAY ANYTHING” 

- IN OTHER WORDS VICTOR EYEING YURI WHEN HE DOESN’T SEE IT + VICTOR SAYING HE’LL WATCH OVER HIM

- YURI BLUSHING UP TO HIS EARS WHEN HE SEES THE JEWELLERY SHOP

- THE FACT THAT THEY’RE BUYING FUCKING WEDDING RINGS ARE YOU EVEN SHITTING ME????

- YURI WANTING TO THANK VICTOR FOR ALL HIS HELP YEAH RIGHT BBY WE ALL KNOW IT’S A SECRET PROPOSAL YOU SNEAKY KATSUDON

- YURI TAKING OFF VICTOR’S GLOVE I FUCKING DIED

- AND SHOVING THE GOLD RING AROUND HIS FINGER WITH TREMBLING HANDS

- YURI INITIATING THIS IN GENERAL - MY SUBCONSCIOUS REALLY THOUGHT VICTOR WAS GONNA DO SOMETHING AGAIN

- AND HIS BLUSHING FACE THROUGHOUT THIS SCENE IS SO BEAUTIFUL

- YURI OBVIOUSLY TREMBLING WITH FEELS WHEN VICTOR SHOVES THE RING AROUND HIS FINGER

- AND THEN CASUALLY WALKING AWAY WITH THEIR ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER #RELATIONSHIPGOALS

- THESE TWO ON A FUCKING DATE AND BOTH LOOKING SO FREAKING HAPPY ABOUT IT TOO

- VICTOR’S ABSOLUTE LACK OF REACTION WHEN HIS BOYFRIEND GETS TACKLED (BUT THOSE TWO WERE PROBABLY FASTER THAN SONIC LMAO NOT BLAMING YOU VICTOR)

- P H I C H I T 

- AND THIS BASICALLY BEING A TRIPLE DATE PLUS MINAKO-SENSEI AND MARI-NEECHAN

- IN OTHER WORDS MINAKO AND MARI BEING THE MOST RELATABLE CHARACTERS OF THE EPISODE

- OH LOOK IT’S US, THE YOI FANDOM:

- PHICHIT SAYING “HELLO LADIES” IN THE CUTEST WAY

- THE REVELATION THAT YURI ONCE GOT HELLA FUCKING DRUNK, DANCED-OFF WITH YURIO AND POLE-DANCED-OFF WITH CHRIS HALF NAKED

- PHICHIT: “YURI, THAT’S SO DIRTY”

-  THE RINGS IN EVERY SHOT BEING THE PRETTIEST ANIMATED THINGS LMAO I LOVE

- PHICHIT *CLAPPING LIKE THE CUTIE HE IS*: “CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MARRIAGE!”

- THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT CLAPPING WITH HIM WHEN HE SCREAMS IT ACROSS THE ROOM BLESS HIM

- OTABEK CLAPPING

- THE FACT THAT VICTOR SLAYED ME DOING THIS

- PHICHIT’S WINGED EYELINER:

- EVERYONE GETTING THE FUCK OUTTA THERE WHEN JJ ARRIVES LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

- THIS BEAUTIFUL PAINTING

- GUANG-HONG AND LEO FACETIMING AWWWWWWWWW THESE BOYFRIENDS

- MINAMI BEING THE HEAD-CHEERLEADER OF TONIGHT’S PUBLIC VIEWING MY CHICKEN NUGGET CHILD IS SO FUCKING CUTE PROTECT HIM

- THAT MAJESTIC, DETERMINED LOOK IN YURI’S EYES THAT IS SEXY AS FUCK

- THE FACT THAT YURI CAN BREAKDANCE

- THE FACT THAT YURI CAN POLE DANCE

- THE FACT THAT YURIO ACTUALLY AGREED TO THE DANCE-OFF (ALL THE TIME LOOKING ANGRY AF LMAO)

- THE FACT THAT THEIR BODIES ARE ALL SO SEXY?????? BLESS

- JUST……. YURI AND CHRIS POLE DANCING……….

- VICTOR TAKING HIS JACKET OFF DURING THE DANCE-OFF AND LOOKING BEAUTIFUL AND COOL???

- AND ESPECIALLY THESE TWO PICTURES

- YURI PRACTICALLY GRINDING HIS YOUKNOW AGAINST VICTOR

- YURI ASKING VICTOR TO BE HIS COACH

- VICTOR FALLING IN LOVE WITH YURI

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this is anton!!!!! hes a cat that lives near my therapists office and sometimes he comes by to get treats, cuddle and hang out. Hes very beautiful and cute and i love him and hes the best therapy cat ever

♡ Questions for Simblrs ♡

Send me a sims expansion and I’ll answer the question associated with it :)

Living Large: If you were granted 3 wishes what would you wish for?

House Party: What is the best party you have ever been to?

Hot Date: What would your dream date be?

Vacation: What is the best vacation you have been on?

Unleashed: Do you prefer cats or dogs?

Superstar: Who are your favorite male and female celebrities?

Makin’ Magic: Do you know how to do any card tricks or magic tricks?

World Adventures: What is the coolest place you have traveled to?

High End Loft Stuff: What is your favorite possession that you own?

Ambitions: What would your dream career be?

Fast Lane Stuff: What kind of car do you drive? What is your dream car?

Late Night: What does your perfect Friday night look like?

Outdoor Living Stuff: Do you like to go camping?

Generations: Do you have kids? Do you want kids?

Town Life Stuff: Do you live more in the city or the country?

Pets: Do you own any pets? Do you want any pets?

Master Suite Stuff: What do you look for in a significant other?

Showtime: If you could be a singer, magician, or acrobat, which would you choose and why?

Sweet Treats Stuff: What is your favorite dessert?

Diesel Stuff: What is your favorite piece of clothing you own?

Supernatural: If you could be a fairy, werewolf, witch, vampire, or zombie which would you choose? Why?

Seasons: What is your favorite season?

70’s, 80’s, 90’s Stuff: If you could live in any decade, which would you choose?

University Life: Would you say you are more of a nerd, jock, rebel, or none of these?

Island Paradise: Have you ever been snorkeling or scuba diving?

Movie Stuff: What is your favorite movie?

Into the Future: Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?

When I was in high school I had an amazing math teacher.  He was an old hippie from a tiny mining town in Pennsylvania and spoke with a voice full of gravel that could rival Tom Waits.  He was a journalist, a story teller, a blues singer and musician.  He helped make the literal internet, some of the first computers.  One of his professors at MIT held the plutonium in his lap in the back of a car on the way to the testing site.  He touched so many people in his lifetime and everyone he ever met was struck so hard they became dizzy after he sat them down and talked to them.

He used to give me extra credit in his class when I drew pictures for him.  He made us recite our favorite poems and gave us all nicknames, made us all enjoy math and learning, taught us that everything was inextricably intertwingled.  

I remember someone asking him why he was a teacher when he could be working at NASA or a “better job”.  He chuckled in that old voice of his and told them that kids were the future and asked why the man had so little foresight.

my life as a cat burglar

Friday night. Another long work week survived. I was just about to start on my first glass of wine of the evening. Suddenly there was a cry from downstairs.

“Emily!” called my dad. “Your cat is in difficulties!”

I live with my parents because haha London house prices and also my parents are the best landlords ever: they charge practically no rent, cook for me, are retired and therefore have nothing better to do than run my errands and do my laundry, and the hardest part is getting them to stop washing everything in sight. 

Also they allow pets! 

They love my cat.  Yesterday my dad took the back door apart in order to install a brand new extremely high-tech cat flap. Taking things apart is his hobby anyway - the other week he took the front door apart to see if he could carve a piece of wood exactly the right shape to stop one pesky draft - but he’s very concerned about the cat flap at the moment because a New Cat has moved into the neighbourhood and it is the Gaston of cats, which is to say it is roughly the size of a barge. 

We call it The Panther. Capital T, capital P. It keeps trying to come in through our old (insufficiently high-tech!) cat flap and eat Fennel’s dinner. It is nearly three times her size. Anyway, when Dad said difficulties, I assume he meant he needed me to come and chase off The Panther with a water pistol, which is our new family funtime activity.

By the time I was halfway down the stairs, I could tell that wasn’t the problem, because when The Panther is around Fennel goes silent or hissy, and she definitely wasn’t either of those. I could hear mewing. It was very loud. It was a lot louder than I realised, actually, because I could hear it in the house and it was coming from next door’s garden.

Fennel’s thought process since she started exploring our garden has gone like this:

  1.  A pot! I shall hide behind it.
  2. If I jump down here and then here I am in a vast new world of things to eat that I probably shouldn’t eat
  3. What is this bucket the large human keeps moving around, should I sit in it (’EMILY! Your cat is in my weeding bucket again!’)
  4. A bush! I shall hide inside it.
  5. oh my god
  6. oh my god what is that it’s so tall
  7. oh my god a tree
  8. I’m gonna climb it

Three days ago, she clomb the tree. Tonight: she discovered the Branch That Overlooks The Neighbour’s Garden. A vista of possibilities opened before her. She leapt down into this brave new world.

At some point after that, she discovered that jumping down from a very high branch does not mean you can jump back up to it again. 

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i’m for my girls into cat sweaters and flower crowns and i’m for my girls who do drugs and want stick and poke tattoos and i’m for my girls who excel in academic settings and i’m for my girls who want to quit school and travel and i’m for my girls who want to date and i’m for my girls who want to have wild sex lives and i’m for my girls who want to wait till marriage or not have sex at all and i’m here for every single girl in between and every single girl who is none of these things or all of these things. i’m just here for my girls bruh

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This is Dr. Josephine Meowmuffins, M.D. She’s been living in the bathroom at the shelter I help out at for over a month now and she’s still looking for a good home where she can continue losing some weight. She’s one of the best cat ever because she loves belly rubs and will talk to you and give you kisses!!! She truly heals which is why she’s a doctor. The world needs to know about her.

❝ You’ll be fine. ❞

Plot: When Taehyung and Jungkook, your boyfriend and best friend, find out you’ve cancer after you faintend in front of their eyes. 

Taehyung x Jungkook x Reader

Words count: 1,4k+
Genre: Angst
For anon, I really hope you like it! M. ♥
Gif isn’t mine, credits to the owner! ♥

Originally posted by jungkookfortunekookies

Originally posted by bangts

“KOOOOKS, COME DOWN!”  

“NOONA, I CAN FLY!”  

The laughter fill the air around you and you keep to look your best friend on the ramp for skating, worried more than ever. Taehyung’s hand, his big hand with that tapering fingers you just love, starts to slip through your hair undisturbed, provoking you a slight thrill down your spine.  

“You look like his mother rather than his best friend, Jagi..”  

“He could be hurt, then your PDnim kills me not you two..”  

“I’m sure Kooks has nine lives like a cat..”

You shake your head, smiling amused, returning to lay with your shoulders against his chest.  

It’s a nice evening, finally you can hang out with your favorite people and they can relax and not think, albeit only for a few hours about the stress of the tour, the comeback and everything be an idols implies.  

His fingers began to brush your forearms, it seem almost he’s playing a piano on your skin as he press and raises his fingertips, manage to get small sighs of relief and pure pleasure out of you.

Those caresses are your favorites and he can remember so well that he just can spends hours to touch your body, admiring you in complete silence.  

“AISH.. YOU’RE DISGUSTING! COME HERE!”  

“Kooks.. I don’t see my girlfriend for more than three weeks, shut up! ”  

“HYUNG, COME ON, I NEED TO POUR OUT THE ENERGY. I’m too used to work and when I have some free time are so loaded that I’ve to take it out… ”  

“You know, Kooks, the way you said it.. It looked a bit… Nasty ”  

Taehyung bursts out laughing at your statement and despite the light is muffled, there’s only that of the lamps into the park, you can see the sudden redness that colors your best friend’s cheeks. You enjoy teasing him, because you know you’re one of the few people who can really do it.  

He makes the grimace to you, so with exasperated sighing you leave Taehyung’s embrace, walking along to the ramp to “play” with Jungkook.  

“Do YOU really leave me for him? Y/N! I’m your boyfriend! ”  

“DO YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE CRY THIS POOR AND LITTLE GUY?? I CAN’T STAND HIM AND HIS UPSET FACE! ”  

“I can hear you…” He murmurs, pretending to be annoyed, but you see him clearly “gloating” as for his victory on his Hyung.  

Hyung who doesn’t wait for more than two seconds to join you and you feel lifted, his arms tight around your hips, like you was light as a feather.  

You scream, your voice load of fun, starting to wiggle your legs in an attempt to break free from his grip. It’s the highlight of the last few weeks, and then when he finally lets your feet’re flat on the ground, you can’t help but smile and squeezing his hand in yours, doing cast off your fingers.  

Your look goes on that plot, his huge and tapered hand that perfectly holds yours, smaller and more delicate, making you think you’re in a beautiful dream. Still, after more than a year, you wonder how it’s possible that a guy like him has feelings for someone like you.  

“You’re so mushy that I’ve diabetes, guys….”  

“Be quiet, Kooks.” You whisper, looking at him with your “worst” killer gaze. You smile to see him do a little bow while Taehyung hugs you from behind and wraps with his body, making you feel safe and at home.  

His arms are your home and between them you’ve never experienced the slightest fear.  

“Now that we’re both here, Kooks.. what should we do? I was so comfortable on the grass to cuddle my girlfriend.. ”  

“HYUNG! You’re 24! You should be full of energy, we will have a challenge? You choose what kind of competition! ”  

“Oh God, why do you men must always put everything on competition?”  

“Nooooona, shhhh. Sit back down and look at the destruction of your boyfriend ”  

You raise your eyes, sometimes you want to kill him, charging a kiss on Taehyung’s cheek and abandoning, for the umpteenth time, his embrace.  

It’s at that moment, while you walk toward your bag on the grass, that your head starts spinning violently. You stop walking, squeezing your eyes and trying to breathe deeply; you think it’s just a sudden drop in blood pressure.  

The feeling is gone as well and you start walking again but everything vanishes completely when you fall to the ground, totally passed out.

                                         _______


“What happened?”

“We were in the Park, Hyung and.. She suddenly collapsed to the ground. She was pale and c-cold.. She seemed dead ”

“Taehyung.. You’ll see that it’s nothing, don’t worry. Her parents are talking with the doctors, she’ll be fine. ”

“Yes, Jin Hyung.”

“Where is Kooks?”

“With Jimin.. He’s trying to calm him down. ”

“Sit down, you need to rest a bit, too.

                                      ______


“What.. W-what does it mean… Cancer?? ”

“I’m sorry Ma'am..”

“N-No.. My baby.. ”

“The good thing is that at the first stage, there are 80% chance… We’ll do everything, I promise. ”

“M-my baby..” 

                                     ______


“Wake up Jagi.”

After those that you think are interminable seconds, you finally open your eyes and Taehyung’s smile welcomes you with love. But there’s something in his eyes, that causes a strange feeling you can’t decipher.

You smile and greet his lips on yours with desire. They’re touching and kissing like it was the first kiss and when he bites your bottom lip, with more subtlety than normal, you sigh just continuing to smile.

“I feel dizzy.”

“You’ve been asleep for two days straight.”

“T-Two?? Aigoo… Mom and Dad? ”

“They’ve.. They’ve a coffee. ”

His tone is weird and the uncomfortable feeling overbearingly bite in your chest. You look at him more carefully and see, something that you never used to be able to see, that even his smile is not the classic smile that you fell in love with.

“What …?”

“It’s nothing Jagi, It’s nothing.”

“Taehyung..”

“You’ve cancer Noona, is why he can’t tell you.”

Kooks’ voice hits you violently and you turn violently your head towards him, noticing only at that time your best friend, sitting in an armchair in the shadows as if trying to hide from the world.

“Jungkook..”

“Hyung.. You can’t wait.. She needs to know so she can start the treatment. You don’t want her to be saved? ”

“OF COURSE, BUT GOD YOU COULD BE MORE GENTLE. DO YOU THINK IT’S EASY FOR HER, NOW? YOU’RE SELFISH ”

“ME? HYUNG, SHE’S MY BEST FRIEND, YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO IS SCARED TO DEATH OF LOSING HER! ”

“Enough..”

You whisper while shock and the situation makes its way inside you. You’re 22 and you’ve cancer. Silence makes its way in the room, at that time, and immediately you feel Taehyung’s arms around you. They protect you, but this time they can’t do anything to help you.

You can’t cry, you’re still too shocked to react, but you lay your head against his shoulder and let yourself be lulled. His deep voice reassures you that everything will be all right but Jungkook’s gaze, tucked away into the shadow, can’t help you. You two are similar and the fear you read in his eyes is the same one that begins to cripple you completely.

“T-Tae..”

“Tell me..”

“I don’t want to… I.. ”

“You’ll be fine. You got us, you will always got us Y/N ”

Hi! My name may be Ebinezer, but I’m no Scrooge! In fact, I’m the best most wonderful mellow loving family-friendly kitty EVER!

Also, I like adjectives!

No, seriously, I’m a real lovebug who came to MSPCA at Nevins Farm​ in Methuen, Massachusetts, from the streets after a friendly nice lady brought me there so I wouldn’t freeze in the winter!

I’m around 11 years old and very social – I like kids and can live with other mellow pets.

Because of my time on the streets, I have a virus called FIV… but don’t be scared of it! I can live with another cat as long as we get along because FIV is not easily transmitted. And I’ll probably live a long, healthy life with no problems!

Please email methuen@mspca.org to find out more or come and meet me… you will love me immediately, and I would really make the New Year the BEST. YEAR. EVER!

Love,

Ebinezer Non-Scrooge

How cats act around Bleach characters


As requested by anon. :)


Let’s say that a whole army of cats invaded Soul Society, Hueco Mundo and the world of the living. Kinda like that one Ikea commercial, only more so. How would these cats act around various Bleach characters?


1. Yamamoto

Is woken up abruptly from a nap when not one but three kittens decide that his eyebrows are the best toy ever.

Yamamoto: SASAKIBE

Sasakibe:
Sir, what is it??

Sasakibe:


Sasakibe:
Sir are you aware that there is a kitten danging from each of your eyebrows?

Yamamoto:
No I just wanted some tea - YES I AM AWARE


2. Byakuya

Finds himself covered in cats whenever he stops moving. Because cats can sense people who don’t like them. It….attracts them.

Rukia: Nii-sama! The cats - they love you!

Byakuya:
Rukia please help me.

Byakuya:
They are chewing on my scarf, Rukia.


3. Rukia

Is also highly popular with the kitties. It seems to be a Kuchiki thing.

Rukia: You guys are so CUTE, yes you are!

Byakuya:
But Rukia they are tiny demons


4. Nnoitra

Finds his feet being attacked whenever he walks. But whenever he stops moving, he is resolutely snubbed.

Nnoitra: I SAID FIGHT ME YOU VICIOUS BEAST!

Tesla:
I believe that cat is asleep, Nnoitra-sama.


5. Komamura

Tries to be friendly. Unfortunately, his presence makes the cats poof themselves up and hiss.

Komamura: Does the poofiness and the hissing mean they like me, Iba?

Iba:
M-maybe you should give the kitties some space, Captain!


6. Soi Fon

Tries too hard.

Soi Fon: WAIT PLEASE DON’T WALK AWAY I HAVE OTHER JINGLY TOYS


7. Ulquiorra

Is confused by the cats. Mostly because they keep zooming erratically from one room to another and Ulquiorra can’t figure out why.

Ulquiorra: I think these felines are malfunctioning.

Orihime:
Cats just do that, Ulquiorra-kun!

Ulquiorra:
But why


8. Unohana

Always has one older cat sleeping peacefully near her.

Unohana: This cat brought me a mouse earlier. We became friends.


9. Sasakibe

Wakes up to find a cat sleeping on his face.

Sasakibe: Well at least the cat noticed me.

Sasakibe:
Even if it mistook my face for a cushion.


10.  Yoruichi

Is the queen of the cats, of course.

Byakuya: There are fifteen cats sitting there staring at you, demon cat.

Yoruichi: I think they’re waiting for orders!

Byakuya: …

Byakuya: Please stop ordering them to love me.

Yoruichi: What?


11. Yachiru

Makes friends with all of the cats by offering them food.

Kenpachi: You carry around cat treats?

Yachiru:
I found a bunch of them in Soi Fon’s place!!


12. Kenpachi

Is scaled by a couple of ambitious kittens. Does not notice.

Ikkaku: Captain, there are kittens clinging to your back.

Kenpachi:
There are?


13. Ikkaku

Loves to play with the kitties. Not matter how rough the kitties might be.

Yumichika: Ikkaku your hand is streaming blood.

Ikkaku:
Cats sure like to scratch!

Ikkaku:
They’re so great!


14. Yumichika

Is highly popular among all the fluffiest kitties. You know, the ones who love to cuddle! And shed. Mostly the shedding thing.

Yumichika: [desperately lint rolling his uniform]

Yumichika: IKKAKU I NEED ANOTHER LINT ROLLER

Yumichika: IKKAKU PLEASE


15. Matsumoto

Is highly popular among the sleepy kitties. They like to nap with her.

Hitsugaya: If cats decide you are their bed, it may be a sign that you sleep too much!!

Hitsugaya: …

Hitsugaya: And yet I can’t wake you up.

Hitsugaya: Stupid sleeping cat adorableness.


16. Hitsugaya

Keeps finding cats sleeping on his paperwork.

Hitsugaya: OKAY LESS ADORABLE NOW


17. Renji

Keeps getting snubbed.

Renji: Hi cat!

Cat: [walks away]

Renji: …

Renji: It’s like meeting Byakuya for the first time, all over again.


18. Kensei

Is mobbed whenever he tries to cook.

Kensei: I’M COOKING BEETS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP MEOWING AT ME


19. Hinamori

Gets bitten by a cat that *seemed* to be enjoying its belly rub just a moment before.

Hinamori: …

Hinamori: Everybody in my life turns evil.


20. Ichigo

Is fantastic with the cats.

Ichigo: [idly petting the cat on his lap]

Ichigo: So you’re sure you don’t talk, huh?


21. Yukio

Just wants to play his PSP. Without being “helped” by a kitty.

Yukio: Y-your tail is covering the screen again!

Yukio: Why won’t you leave me be??


22. Grimmjow

Every time he turns around, there is a squad of cats following him. He doesn’t know why.

Grimmjow: Fuck off I’m not your king!


23. Urahara

Comes out in the morning to find fifteen hopeful cats waiting outside his store.

Urahara: Okay, who told you I have the best kitty snacks?


24. Gin

Gets hissed at. A lot.

Gin: Strange how animals just never seem to like me!


25. Ukitake

Wakes up to find a cat asleep on his chest, trying to purr him better.

Ukitake: Awwww, thanks, little guy!

Imagine this

Will and Nico living together and one day Will suggests that they get a pet and Nico is all for the idea and says he’ll go to the shelter tomorrow. And the next day Will comes home to Nico in the living room with 5 dogs and 3 cats. And Will is just like wtf Nico I meant one pet. And he just looks up with this completely serious look and says “They were going to put them down if they weren’t adopted” And Will gets this appalled look on his face and says “Ohmygod the poor things of course we’ll take them all!!!”. And they just end up taking care of ALL of the animals and are like the best pet dads ever.

A Character Analysis: Big The Cat

I was debating on making this post due to Gamescoop!’s recent video and comment from said video, but I decided to go ahead and write this up anyways. 

Big The Cat is one of the most hated characters in the franchise and is even the source of a lot of Sonic memes nowadays. Yes, his gameplay in Sonic Adventure does not fit the series, and his gameplay is confusing and tedious if you just jump right into it, and his voice can get annoying, but do any of these things make Big a bad character?

I do not think so. In my opinion Big’s character is harmless.He appears to be a naive laid back cat who lives all alone deep in the Mystic Ruins with his best pal Froggy. 

By watching the cutscenes in Sonic Adventure, players can assume that Big has never been anywhere, and does not know anyone. No one in the game ever addresses Big by name and none of the other characters know who he is. He is the outsider in this whole game who got caught up in the stories events.

When I was playing Big’s story, this cutscene stood out to me.

I mentioned this cutscene before in my Sonic Adventure post, but I want to go a little bit more in depth because this scene actually made me feel bad for Big, and it shows he does have a character.

This cutscene alone shows that Big has no friends. Froggy is his only companion. That is why in the story, Big works so hard trying to get his pal back. He knows if something were to happen to them both, especially him no one would come and save them. 

I think if Big’s gameplay was more clear when you start his story, or if his gameplay did not exist and he was just apart of other characters narratives, or maybe his gameplay was even something different he would not be such a hated character. People may look back and shrug in indifference. Maybe they might even laugh because Big really had no reason to be in this game. He was more of an outside character who managed to become involved in the events when his friend got kidnapped. The idea is quite comical and a bit genius. 

I can not say much about Big in Sonic Heroes because I have not completed Team Rose’s or any of the other characters story in the game. I also do not know much about the franchise outside of the games or cartoons so I am not qualified to talk about that either. 

I just find it a bit sad that Big is still hated on to this day. I understand the reasons why, and I completely get them, but I do not think Big truly deserves it. To me he does have potential as a character in this series. It is just the way it is written. Personally, I think it would be hilarious if Big were to show up again with a small story role, kind of like his Adventure story where he gets wrapped up in events.  

This is just my silly little opinion that I wanted to get out there. I know it is not a popular one, but I felt like sharing it anyways. I am sort of indifferent towards Big, but his character does interest me, and that is why I wanted to write this post. 

~Mod Nerd

anonymous asked:

Zeus, Hestia and Icarus? (love your tumblr by the way ❤)

thank u, i try my best

zeus: if you could have one power, what would it be?

i love the idea of shapeshifting esp if u can shift into w/ever bc lets be honest, u can be a dragon, a cat, a shark, a doggo anything u wanna be

hestia: where do you live or want to live?

currently i live in trinidad, which is in the caribbean n i rlly just want to travel all over but i kind of want to settle in some european country like france or smth thats like super aesthetic yet far away from other ppl, somewhere quiet n peaceful

icarus: what’s your fatal flaw?

im so lazy like im supposed to be doing two history essays rn for tmrw n i started like 5 hrs ago n one was already halfway done but im still here

Hey @taylorswift!
I decided it was probably time for you to get to know me, seeing as though you have liked my posts a few times now and have followed me for nearly a year (THANKS)

Okay so I’m 17 years old (18 on the 12th of July) and I’m from New Zealand 😊 I’ve sadly never had the chance to see you live but don’t worry I’m never giving up on that because I know I will get to see you someday, hopefully soon, and it will be the best day ever and it will be worth all this waiting.

So obviously I love you and cats. Like I’m literally obsessed with cats. I have one called Sushi and she’s so cute and makes me happy! You have liked a post about her so I’m just gonna assume you know about her lol.

I love travel and makeup, I’m graduating this year and I’m so scared. I literally have no idea what to do but I think I’m gonna go travelling next year and just have a year off to decide what I wanna do in life. University isn’t really a possibility so yeah….. Growing up is really really scary but I feel comfort in listening to your music so thankyou for that Taylor.

Anyway that’s a basic little post about me!

Love from,
Leah xx

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the grey + white cat is my best friend boots, the fat tabby is hobbes and he’s turned into a neighbourhood cat that gets fed and housed by several families, and the smiling doggo is gracie, she’s ten and lives with my mom now! she’s the most well behaved dog I’ve ever met and she loves belly rubs
hope youre feeling better soon kit 💙

( THABK U BUG,,,, I LOVE THEM )

KNOWING YOUR PARTNER CAN POTENTIALLY
MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER.

REPOST. DON’T REBLOG.

– BASICS.

•  NAME: Erin
•   PRONOUNS:  she/her
•   SEXUALITY:  demisexual
•   TAKEN OR SINGLE: taken

– THREE FACTS.

oo1:I have a cat (Bowie), and two guinea pigs (Harvey and Poe
oo2: I know how to crochet, but I lose interest in most projects really quickly so I have a bunch of half-finished stuff floating around.
oo3: The very first muse I ever played on tumblr was Jorah Mormont.

– EXPERIENCE.

•   HOW LONG (MONTHS / YEARS?): Um….  I was 13 when I started, so….  14 years.
•   PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED: forums, tumblr, skype/im, gaia (omg so embarrassing) 
•   BEST EXPERIENCE: Probably about 4 years ago….  When a Joker RP-er who happened to live in the same state as me came to visit…  And became my girlfriend.  And now we live together.

– MUSE PREFERENCES.

•   FEMALE OR MALE: I prefer to play male muses, but I can do either 
•   FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT: I prefer fluff and angst.  I don’t typically like to do smut unless I’m super comfortable with the mun I’m writing with.
•   PLOTS OR MEMES: yes.
•   LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: I can do either, but I tend to do short to medium length
•   BEST TIME TO WRITE: whenever i can find the time tbh.  i work two jobs, and it keeps me on my toes.
•   ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): there’s a little of all my muses in me, if we’re going to be honest.  I think I see the most striking similarities between myself and the Riddler and myself and the Scarecrow, and maybe Bane, depending on which Bane I’m playing at the moment.

TAGGED BY: no one.  @paramounticebound posted it and I wanted to do it so I did.

TAGGING:i’m too lazy for this shit.  y’all just do it lol.