best bros best bros

[Kaitlyn walks into the house very hungover]

Chris: Kaitlyn, were you drinking last night?

Kaitlyn: Chris, do we really have to do this? You ask if I was drinking, I say “no” when we both know that’s not true.

Kaitlyn: I mean, aren’t we past this point in our relationship?

Chris: No young lady, we are not.

Kaitlyn: Then I wasn’t drinking last night.

D&D: So Gendry’s meeting Jon… do they have any important relationships in common that Gendry could mention?? …..

D&D: Nope don’t think so nothing comes to mind let’s have them bond over their fathers instead

What FanFiction and AO3 need is a “suggested story” list. When you finish one fic you really liked and you now need to fill the void, you just click on the option and find a similar one.

One time when i was 13 and in a tumblr homestuck rp group called thetruechronicles our whole group was like “let’s have the characters go on a camping trip” so everyone was posting about the fake camping trip and my mom stole my phone, got on my blog, thought i was really planning a camping trip with strangers online and got so fuckin mad at me. I remember specifically her pointing to a post by Bro Strider and being like “WHO IS THIS?? WHAT QUALIFIES HIM TO BE YOUR CAMP COUNSELOR??”