best bite

the best, most biting callout i’ve ever received was “it clearly shines through in nearly every aspect of your personality and general aura that you loved dave strider during your teenage years” like… dead on the nose. fucking eviscerated, right then and there. no one can top that. no one ever even needs to try because, beating that? impossible

I’m not sure my job could get any more fun. Discovered that dwarf mongoose enjoy popping bubbles. 

 This is the first time they received this enrichment- they weren’t sure what to think at first (especially because the machine makes a whirring noise) but then they got into it. Zookeeping win. Obviously mongoose would never see bubbles in the wild but this enrichment provides them with a novel, fun thing to watch and play with!

@aquaristlifeforme pls tell me your otters love bubbles

(Ignore the audio- I took this video in the public area and there’s just general chatter and some snippets of another animal demo in the background)

settle down | (m)

• pairing: min yoongi x reader, roommate! yoongi
• genre/warnings: smut, angst, fluff, slow buuurrrn, enemies to lovers
• words: 14,930
→summary: An unfortunate event finds you living with the man you practically despise over the summer. However, maybe through a series of fortunate events, you find yourself falling for him…
• note. this is a remastered version of the originally story I wrote called ‘and july’ (found here) that I wrote for suho back when I started this blog, albeit slightly (very?) different.

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vegetiod  asked:

also im reminded of the frames when steven finds peridot and it has like the best faces like she bites her fingers and its Good Faces like i miss those days give them back, SU Crew.

u mean this

from this scene that i will never shut up about ever because it’s like, mega fave moment??

what always gets me about this moment is that like. it happened RIGHT before she lost her limb ehnahcers?

It’s like. Way to show us how expressive they can be before removing them forever.

“Two Weeks”

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Summary: A narrative that explores how Steve copes after your tragic death.

notes: implied character death (reader), a failed attempt at writing sad things

A/N: thank you to @buckyywiththegoodhair​ for beta-reading this mess. i adore you, and god rest this old bitch’s soul.

One week has passed since you left New York for a month-long guest curatorship in Germany. Before leaving, you kissed Steve goodbye and promised to return in one piece.

One week has passed since HYDRA agents infiltrated the museum. They put the entire museum on lockdown, claiming it had World War II documents that were essential to the HYDRA agenda. Even the Avengers wouldn’t stop their mission to obtain these documents, they declared.

One week has passed since a certain HYDRA agent recognized your face from a tabloid, the headline screaming “Captain America Finally Finds Love!” He also deduced your title as one of the United States’ leading experts on Nazi Germany. It was the perfect coincidence.

One week has passed since HYDRA attempted to use you as a bargaining tool. “Give up the documents, and we’ll let you go back to your precious boyfriend,” they said. Much to their surprise, behind your simple dress and ballet flats was a woman not afraid to kick men in the balls, both figuratively and literally. You proceeded to do the latter.

One week has passed since the Avengers compromised the guards and rescued most of the hostages at the museum. Only one remained, but when it became clear that they’re wouldn’t gain access to any of the documents, HYDRA decided to inflict pain in the best way they knew how - by taking away the remaining innocent life.

One week has passed since your tragic death.
One week has passed since Steve Rogers buried the love of his life.

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But Percy singing ’How Far I’ll Go’ from Moana.

this is Muffin Man he’s really chubby and he’s one of my best friends! :) also he bites/nibbles my fingers when he’s hungry which is always :) this is a picture i caught of him when he was in the middle of yawning but he’s actually really photogenic! I love this fat man :)))

GOT7: Sexy Zodiac Time 🌚

My BTS version of this got so much love, I figured y’all would like one for GOT7 as well 💞 This is what I think Thot7™️ would be like during sex based on their personalities and 🔮zodiac signs🔮

*This is all based on my intuition/imagination and should be taken light-heartedly

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Thank you for 300+Followers

Just wow…thank you guys…I didn’t expect that in such a short notice I’ll get this many followers…seriously…thank you so so sooo much. I am literally dying from happiness! And still kind of can’t comprehend how in the world did so much of you start following me?! It’s been less than a month and I’m just out of my mind! cx

Now people who deserve a special mentioning! cx

@raiiju Do I even need to say something about you? You’re just…agh…an idiot. A big lovable idiot and my property❤ . The meanest person…and yet the sweetest. It’s quite hard to describe you given how big of a contradiction you are XD But…nerveless…you’re always there for me, cheer me up…and just make me feel happy and warm. My favorite part of the day is getting to talk with you! I love you ❤ AndIbettershutupandnottalkmorecuzIdon’twanttoembaressmyslef.-////-

@dilovhell or should I say my best friend!!! I think there really is no need to mention anything much cuz you know how grateful to you I always am!! *huggles* See ya tomorrow in the mall! cx

@emashino Girl, do you have any idea how much I adore talking to you? Pfff you’re super fun and sweet…like an older sister. Hehe ❤ I want to get to know you waaaay better cuz you’re just too damn sweet cx And we really need to learn to head to back sooner x’D And heck yeah we both love Youtubers!! *high fives you*

@thundermoon12 Alex, dear…God I really REALLY want to talk to you! We did talk a few times in the past and damn…you’re too fun! XD Besides…I love the fact you can tease Mint-san! Teach me your ways!! XD

@raijuu-hak or @shxdowofclarines *huggles the hell out of you* Mari…you’re too damn precious!! Super sweet and I genuinely enjoy all of our talks! You’re an easy going and awesome person…can’t get bored…and pff…you really need to send me more of those faces! Especially if you find Dazai’s!! XD

@magister-ludicro or @myriadofmuses You my friend are way more fun then you think! I enjoy talking to you…and seeing how you view stuff. It’s interesting! Also…i admire how seriously you take writing. You’re just…fascinating! ^^

@diabolik-artist-kiyumi Awe…i love you so much!! And you still stay one of main fav writers…very detailed…just ❤ Plus…i love talking to you ooc as well. You’re a really calm and sweet person…really gentle ^^

@akarxuu we talked so much in the begging!! DX I miss chu (;-;) *huggles you to death* Whenever you’re free im me! I love talking with you!! cx

@sugarsakamaki Sugaaar!! *sequels and huggles chu* Gaaah you have the best stories to tell!! I can’t get enough of them honestly! Like…you should write your life down…make a book and get famous!! XD Nerveless…I wanna talk more with ya XD

@moonlit-theft goddamnit girl i love ya! hahah you’re so fun and I enjoy all of your muses and pfff….you have too great sense of humor. Out of this world seriously XD It’s always fun talking with you and it’s even better when we try and scare Mint-san x’D

@narcasse we haven’t talked much…but damn Light, you’re super adorable and sweet! Please keep calling raiiju gay x’D i love how angry Mint-san gets x’D
Gah…you just seem like a really lovable person so…I hope I’ll get to know you better soon!! cx

@vxintas Noid…noidnoid!!! *tackles to death with hugs* The cat person, the funniest person without trying…you’re just wow. All I can say!! XD We should talk more like we used to!! cx Also hope you and @solitu are doing great!! Cuz i love ya guys to bits and find you adorable XD

@uta-chan-meganekko sweet!! SWEET!! gaaah!! TOO CUTE FOR THIS WORLD! I must have you!! We should tak way more because just…this ❤, now that is you! A full heart of love and genteelness and just…ngggh! *hugs till you pass out*

@the-soul-of-perseverance Elena…honey…i honestly really miss our talks…hope I get to see you more often! cx You’re precious ❤

@electrxfy Can’t help but mention you…you were there for all my blogs and I…just am so grateful for that…and love you and wanna talk more with you!!! Life is cruel!! DX Hope you’re doing fine since I didn’t hit you up in a while!! xc

@crazy-redridinghood *pulls you into a hug* Hope your health is better…we should definitely talk more like we used to ^^

@dinama heeeeey! how’s life, how’s everything!! we should hit up one another soon!! miss you!! cx

@revalya my love who sticked through thick and thin and followed me on every blog!! Thank you ❤ i loooved our ooc talks…and I hope you’re doing well on university! We should talk when you have the time darling cx

@anime-trash-goddess Rina dear! Haven’t heard from you in a while! How are you? hit me up when you’re free cx It’s always fun to talk or rp with you cx

Aham! Now just to tag every follower and once again thank you all so sooo much! ^^

Thank you: @ignoblesse @femalesfionafilthy @mikocchi @argentxhunter @magister-ludicro @ludomaniac @ofsakuras @hardsexniceday @solisnumen @pyoniumyankee @ofoblivium @mandy89321 @dreamer-rena-universe @facetiousdespair @bittersweet-tragedy-04 @limitlessduo @beautifulillusixn @asperiitas @dimeleo86 @txintedsorrow @just-some-female-human @chatain  @meybellin96-blog-blog @mikoshibainu @dryasiulia @animefox21 @fingersintwinedcoloursexplode @queen-yonadear @etherealbexuty @asriel20asi @kujakuhime @calvarycaptainofpars @vanaxgloria @grazja @ask-captain-gi-gan @immortal-serenade @heeeartyy @krystalepeterson @datxra @caveofwanderers @fightingxspirit @calamitouscyan @cantusecho @domesticdragon @solitu @the-soul-of-perseverance @rokumuku @vxintas @blxeflames @inkedace @redhotmetalvinea @l-lakuryuu @kingaratur @core-chara @asktheseventhhuman  @lonely-godokaeyo @raijuu-hak @blackknightofpars  @xking @crystalline-grace @dilxculum @braveblume  @titmouse-aka-owl @kimberlybarcher @mad-eggs-onthewall @travelingphotographer @akuxan @littlc-angcl @themoondragoness @spookyspiritking @hannahsheldon @trickster-angel-of-healing @thebloomingrosefamily @graceful-cure-swan @obscuritcs @irismansfield @ninshima  @friendofthecrown @lisagvargas @moonlit-theft @multifariousmuses @myriadofmuses @multlfarlous @lovelamiasanguine @lvnalilly @narcasse @akarxuu @shxdowofclarines @inhyexn @jiyxu @uchihabrat @latishafuib @wizardessheartprincess @tucichas99624 @saver2912 @rubuas93255 @lebloodyrose @limplamp @nellyxsharamos @tired-mum-yoon @ittybittyboneybae @imagineverything-anything @the-merciful-human @okay-feyre @nicole-vicky-hades @hana-chanfx @the-original-sinnamon-roll @doveilsoletace @unitygamerzstar @immortal-bloodied-roses @dani-cast @thundermoon12 @lichthime @fab-lady-killer @raiiju @enabean1234 @megahipstergoddess @bratfaced-and-hellspawn @khalimetov6e32h4h @anime-trash-goddess @kyiraseden @kitsu-neko-chan @kamikomitsura @xxodalyscortezxx @whateveridontcareaboutanything @angelsakamaki @animalpetcel @yuiusagichi @diadrabbles @mahoulii @marysasaki @toster-pudding @alistil20 @thetastyturnip @empty-white @rainbowvampiregirl @blackshadowxmoom @celestepie1 @themadhatter-wereallmadhere @shuu-the-lazy-prince @spadeskylar @im-a-misfittoy @bioluminescentapricots @ladybug1596 @themukamikouden @electrxfy @the-bloodied-rose @masochistickittenkomori @reginae-noctis @the-x-tender-xguardian @huntressc @kyunekohae @wretched-mirai @kyoukai-daisy @kitten-or-cat @thornhouse @go-beyond-this-planet @sapphrodiyte12544 @rukimukamilover @hellen-fma @bluew1tch @ask-sakamaki-subaru @bloody-geisha @lorrie49 @diabolikloversfan23 @corrupted-hopeless @ilovesubarusakamaki @namine-somebodies-nobody @writing-the-dialovers @shusakamakihell @witharandommind @mytamponjustfelloutbitch @luckybiashh @dialoverwaifu @hollymariesh @strictly-nsfw-diabolik-lovers @nekolas-cage @submissive-rp-lover @maxellera @bloodyrosemary @ayato–kun @the-celestial-exception @de-moreau @levirusclearlytripping @busterdianne @nekoghost24 @dissapointeduniverse @hellolovehell @eulee @diabolikiss @noellekeolani123 @kikkafox @unadulteratedllamatheorist @eeveedream @sugarsakamaki @hunterbeauty101 @broken-doves @xthe-blackened-kingx @s-trangeology @zerolover66 @thefirebreathingbaka @xhaosneon @secretocsandmuses @1diabolikloversreactions1 @au-tist @advice-from-kennie @msquallsb @hellraisertrolls @kenzdy @blood-roses-and-bands @thelonelyfangirl22 @the-lego-cutie-pie @iluvkazuya @laurastarkfromwinterfell @kiryuxhunter @saramoonwolf @princessyukikuran @mikaaso @amelia-the-professional-smartass @bishiebabies @wildcat347 @diaboyrpscenario @muse-domain @anguished-queen-of-cups @theperfectbluenetteuke @i-can-see-your-panties @deathnoteforever1 @masqued-kitten @picagirl07 @laitokunnoyouseitsukaima @that-angry-redhead @fifi550 @georgiasexy @diabolik-xana-sakamukami @tmntfanforlife757 @pjusken9059 @askshadowandsky @ajpixles @the-truth-in-your-eyes130114 @asksakamakishu @lisa-misa-chan @crazy-redridinghood @samanthafzz @thexgoddessxofxfate @bloody-chris @rpwithnicolefamilyandfriends @olgazubak @diabolik-lisa @diaboliklover162 @diab0lik–procrastinating @diabolik-artist-kiyumi @hitomi-fubuki @otome-jade  @fadetoblack124 @muniorpaio @evey-dv @purebloodxprincessyukikuran @zoedream98 @xxxhetalialover4lifexxx @kaiser-author-san-iii @thiswasntmyfirstusername @musiclovechocolate @hetoldmeiwasholy0 @datingsimotaku  @anime-demon-angel-book46 @little-miss-lyns @kookiescaramelmacchiato @asilenceddarkness @ask-aya-netsuya-rp @dinama @arxripa @lordfarquuadsback @queenofbloodythorns @rayofpurelight

Idk why you guys followed me…to rp with me…or interact in any way…or because of my art…but I am grateful…and the reason why I’m mentioning every single person is because I want to get to know all of you! And…want to thank you for following my blog…and just meet the awesome people you are…hehe
So…I hope you’ll im me…or send anons or whatever! I just want to get to know everyone! You all seem like lovely people so yeah…that’s all. Thank you again so much!
As a thanks, face reveal on Monday! cx

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This kid is passing up having a kickass father who can blow stuff up and steal money from locked suitcases…