best bad boy ever

redraw of one of my fav scenes from the new star episodes! and like,,, they rlly, they rlly actually made me love tom somehow??? which is,,, rlly fucking bizarre??? but whatever, just take my redraw

A Grocery Store Saviour

Request: Omg i love your writing sooo much <3 I was thinking if you could do a story based off Michael Buble’s ‘Just Haven’t met you Yet’. I understand if you wouldn’t want to do it but thank you for your time :)

Word Count: 2,852

Pairing: Newt x Reader

Requested by Anonymous but also tagging @dont-give-a-bother @red-roses-and-stories and @caseoffics


“Next!” You call, back aching and feet sore. Work usually sucks, but today it’s a living hell. Saturdays are the normally busiest days at the grocery store but add the fact that it’s the first day of spring that’s warmer than 50 degrees, and you’ve got yourself a full store. The bustle of people weaving around one another in the narrow aisles meant that you’d been sent to clean up five separate messes and help one bawling seven-year-old find his mother. His snot covered fingers had wrapped around your own until you’d found his mother who’d immediately decided to yell at you for not bringing him sooner. People bumped into you with every turn, resulting in scowls and foul language from some particularly angry customers. You’d had to ask people to repeat themselves four different times because of the clamor and been asked because of that if it were really right for a woman to be working. On top of all that, you wore heels today so your feet want to fall off and the store’s air conditioning hardly works, meaning hot sweat drips down your back and soaks your hairline.

Despite the annoying customers and the math involved, you’re almost grateful to work at the cash register now instead of work on the floor when you hear the horrific sound of gagging nearby. Your coworker Arthur rushes past you, mop already in hand.

Raising your eyebrows at the situation, you shake your head and take stock of everything a middle-aged man in front of you sets on the counter. He wears a dark suit and a cap to hide what you assume is a balding head. He’s muttering something to himself as thick beads of sweat slide down his face, over the patches of red dotting his cheeks and forehead and collecting on his upper lip. Every time he says something, a bead flings off its place above his lip, landing on the counter in front of you.

You cringe but reach for his items and pull them closer. Flipping the page on your notepad, you begin writing the costs of everything down.

“Do you not bother to keep your customers happy here?”

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FAN SIGN FAN ACCOUNT:

BRIAN was first and I told him I asked him to marry me in LA and he never gave me an answer and he said uhhhh. BUT HOMIE STILL DIDN’T SAY NO. SO YA GIRL STOLL HAS A CHANCE.

DOWOON. I’m sorry bb I was still talking to Brian when I saw you. But you’re so beautiful and kind. YOU RUN LIKE AND OLD MAN.

SUNGJIN HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU SNATCH MY WIG. I asked him how he was doing and he said good. Have you ever heard a better word ?! Sungjin INVENTOR of English!

WONPIL. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING SO GOOD IN A WHITE BUTTON UP MAN. WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT. I also asked WONPIL HOW HIS DAY WAS AND HE SAID NOT BAD. OKAY. not bad ? Boy we about to make today THE BEST DAY EVER.

JAE. lmfao. I asked him if he remembered me and he said HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GONNA DO THIS. biiiiii, he remembers me. BOY JUST PLAYING ME IN LA. But I told him my name AGAIN AND TOLD HIM TO SEE ME AT HI TOUCH.

I’m just saying- Austin fan sign was way longer than LA. I mean it wasn’t long but comparatively WAY LONGER AND I’M SO GLAD I’M HERE. WE OUT HERE FAM. BEEN HERE SINCE 8AM. COME AT US.

5

RJ and Lala finish their meal then walk up to a quiet pool area that offered even more amazing views of the city. Lala looks at the luxury around her and sighs.

Lala: I think about my life. I’ve been wealthy for many more years than I was poor, you know? My wealth started with a huge financial gift my sister gave me when we first met. The rest has been Remy and me working so hard. And still there are moments where I feel like I don’t deserve all this. I don’t deserve this charmed life. My husband that I fall in love with everyday like the first day we met. My amazing and wonderful and beautiful kids. *laughs lightly * Even my bad ass Manny is the best boy ever. My work that feels more like play. I can’t shake the feeling that this is play pretend and I’ll wake up back in Sunlit Tides, sleeping on the living room floor in my mother’s house, waiting for her to beat me. 

RJ softly: Ma, you deserve this and more. You’re a good person. The best.

Lala: I know. But I feel like there’s something in my blood, in my coding…in Allison too…something that tells us we don’t matter and anything good in our lives will vanish, poof! *snaps fingers*  Like that. And I feel like it’s been passed on to you, this sad feeling. It’s so hard for you to smile and relax and enjoy all the good things that happen to you, RJ. It hurts my heart very much. I want you to shake that feeling, my love. It’s not a way to live.

RJ intense: I don’t deserve this girl at all, Mami. She’s so perfect, she’s so beautiful. She makes me weak and breathless with how much I love her. But at the same time, I feel so strong next to her, like I could protect her from the world. All our lives, all I’ve wanted to do is hold her and protect her.

Lala curious: All your life? So it’s someone I know?

RJ curses inwardly, realizes his mistake.

anonymous asked:

I love ur stuff so far!! Mmmmmmm,,, how do you think the rfa would react to an SO that stanned for more of the manlier/bad boy groups of KPOP? Kind of like MONSTA X, block b, EXO, GD, etc? I feel like Baehee would sympathize with her SO's taste in men lmao.

you’re totally right! i just feel bad for yoosung haha.  enjoy!

Yoosung:

  • he gets really down when he finds out you’re into the “bad boy” type
  • literally pouts THE WHOLE DAY
  • “i bet you would rather be with zen, huh.. he’s got the motorcycle and the cigarettes and everything”
  • cue pout and puppy dog eyes
  • you have to actually slap some sense into him
  • and validate his feelings for the whole day and possibly the week leading into it
  • “they just have really good music! i don’t care about their looks!” (lies)


Zen:

  • his day has come
  • he pulls out his leather jacket, lights a cigarette, and puts on his best “bad boy” act
  • “i luh u bitchhh, i ain’t ever gon stop lovin’ u bitchhh”
  • jk jk
  • but he does pull you onto his motorcycle and take you around town
  • “why be obsessed with those kpop guys when you’ve got me?”
  • he’s got a good point tbh


Jaehee:

  • starts fangirling hardcore
  • she loves zen more than the kpop guys tho so she pulls out all of zen’s dvds
  • you convince her to watch a few music videos of your favorite kpop band
  • she ends up falling for them and becomes just as obsessive with them as she is with zen
  • you two often have nights where you just cuddle and watch a mix of zen’s dvds and kpop music videos


Jumin:

  • he doesn’t really get it
  • he thinks it’s some kind of fetish
  • ”MC, should i dress up in leathers and swing my hips?”
  • “uh, absolutely not”
  • the idea is amusing but you stick to your music videos
  • he is slightly jealous that you spend so much time tracking these random strangers and complains every now and then that you don’t spend enough time with him
  • once dressed up as a kpop member, which you of course had to get pictures of


707:

  • actually does dress up like a kpop member and has you videotape him dancing and lip synching to a music video
  • “if this was all you wanted, you could’ve just said so”
  • he is having the time of his LIFE
  • it’s hard to get him out of the cosplay
  • he even works in it, which vanderwood scolds him for
  • somehow manages to get saeran and vanderwood to dress up ? idk don’t ask me
  • every now and then when his depression spikes he gets really moody and suggests that you’d rather be with one of them than him
  • you have to either spend extra time with him or give him space, depending on the day
Good Boys Gone Bad

Summary: Shy!Dan has been dating bad boy! Phil for awhile now but he can’t help but think he isn’t good enough for the boy who stays out all night partying and drinking. So Dan decides to change that.

Genre: Fluff/Angst

Warnings: Swearing, underage drinking, parties, etc. 

Word Count: 5530 

A/N: This fic has been sitting in my google drive for months jfc. Also, I know virtually nothing about the British school system so pls forgive me if there are mistakes. But other than that yeah, thanks for reading and I hope you guys like it. Enjoy!! x

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anonymous asked:

Megan I feel like I've read every ziam fic and I need another do u have any obscure faves or know of lesser known high school or uni au thx love ur a gem

Here are some fics that I really enjoy and aren’t as well known, hopefully you like them too :)

You Make Me Strong by justyrae ( @1didntaskforthis​)

Liam’s a pro-boxer, Zayn is his trainer and it turns out Liam has a jealous streak.

When My Heart Is Lonely by Hannyski

19 year old Liam Payne is looking for a way to fund a University course in Behavioural Psychology when he finds the advert for a job playing au pair to three kids. The money sounds too good to be true but it’s worth a shot and that’s how Liam ends up standing on the doorstep of one of the biggest mansions in Bradford, wearing a suit two sizes too big for him and an earnest smile that refuses to falter.

Zayn Malik is 17. Zayn Malik does not need a babysitter. Zayn Malik resents being called a kid. Zayn Malik is spiralling out of control.

Zayn Malik is the oldest sibling placed in Liam’s charge.

Inevitably, they clash.

There’s a Bookmark Where I Met You  by  @romancemesomeziam

Zayn finds himself having to deal with a boy causing a commotion in the Library he works at.

Or

When Zayn finds himself faced with Curly Liam and can’t help himself.

Lifeguard by Mintyshark

Liam works as a lifeguard in his grandparent’s neighborhood. But when being distracted on the job leads to a near fatal accident, he finds out how to forgive himself.

I Wanna Be The Best You’ve Ever Known

“You’ve been a bad, bad boy Li,” he mumbles, biting softly at Liam’s earlobe, “and do you know what happens to bad boys, love?”

Zayn can feel the warm breath on his neck hitch, picking up slightly as Liam nods lifting his head, his big brown eyes wide and glassy, “Bad boys get punished.”

crackle fizz pop by retts

liam tries to stifle his grin. ‘wrong. a barn owl did this to me. pecked at my neck and everything.’

the prompt: Zayn and Liam kiss. Everywhere. All the time. Two minutes while they wait for the elevator - kissing. Waiting in line at the supermarket - kissing. And yet Liam’s says that he hates PDA. Louis claims Zayn’s corrupted him. idk just an idea :)

Burnin’ Up  by hostagesfic

“My hero,” Zayn says, shoving Liam over to flop half on top of him on sofa.

“Oof,” Liam grunts. “Hot. No. Stop.”

“Yes,” Zayn counters, propping his chin on Liam’s shoulder. “Need cuddles.”

(THIS SMUT IS SO HOT PLEASE READ IT LIKE WOW)

The Badboy and The Nerd, How Cliche by ZaynCentric ( @zayn-centric-duh )

High school au where Zayn is shy and quiet and likes to write stories and wear glasses.  Liam is his boyfriend that will rip the throat out of anyone that looks at him the wrong way.

Extrasensory by kbeto ( @overwhelmedbyfeels )

It’s Liam’s birthday, and Zayn has planned a surprise that will make Liam’s special night even more special. Or in which gentle dom!Zayn comes out to play. Ziam, a bit kinky, tonnes of sexual references and just a little bit of fluff.

     Wash Away by Grand Buzz (quodpersortem) ( @nobetterbumthantomlinson )

Liam should be doing his homework. Instead he’s got Zayn in his bed–and even after three years, he can’t say no to that.

anonymous asked:

Any Novahd fanfiction recs?

Damn took me a while I honestly try to stick with fanfictions that make James and Aleks in character as possible. Enjoy

» What Goes Bump in the Night - AceOfHearts67 3k+ words, T
Summary: There’s nothing gay about playing a prank on your friend and spooning in the middle of the night, right? James thinks so. Aleks, on the other hand, seems to have a different idea– One that leads to a certain realization for both of them.

» Skinny Jeans & Tattooed Arms - memelordaleks *UNFINISHED* 4 Chapters, T
Summary: James decides to do something he’s always longed for and goes in to get his first tattoo, his half-sleeve. Of course, he goes to only the best artist in Denver, Aleksandr. After going in for the few sessions it takes to fill his forearm, someone develops a crush.

» Trauma  - notebookw 7 Chapters, T
Summary: Aleks is involved in a car-accident, and is left in in a condition that has everyone wondering if he’s going to end up okay. James personally doesn’t know what he’s going to do if he isn’t okay.

» Have a Shot - thatsharkhat 24 Shots, Rating Depends
Summary: An ongoing collection of NovaHD writing from my tumblr.

»  Tear In My Heart - thebellsjon    *UNFINISHED* 2 Chapters, T
Summary: James was concerned and Aleks thought he was an idiot.

» Atlas - TwilightHayley 30 Chapters, M?
Summary: In the midst of a post-apocalyptic world, Aleks finds a home and builds a life with someone he never expected to meet.

» Losing - novahdiIdo 4 Chapters, T
Summary: “There’s no one to blame here but yourself. He didn’t lead you on. It was all in your head.”

» 100 Ways to Say I Hate You- BlueLovesStuff *UNFINISHED*10 Chapters, T
Summary: 100 fictional phrases (chapters) that show the transition from the platonic, slightly amorous, and finally romantic relationship of James and Aleks.

» Hold My Hand- angrymomvoice
31 Chapters, M
Summary: The Preacher’s boy and the Rebel without a clue. James needed excitement, and, oh, needed it bad. Aleks was the best he’s ever had..

» NovaHD ❀City Boy❀ - angrymomvoice *UNFINISHED*
6 Chapters, T
Summary: “Come on city boy.” James sighed as he walked out of the house and into the field. “City boy? That’s stupid and it’s not my name.” Aleksandr glared. “Hm, well maybe when you grow the fuck up I’ll respect you enough to call you Aleks.” The other flashed him a cute grin before ushering Aleks along. This was going to be a long summer.

» In the closet - idkbuns
2k+ Words, M
Summary: N/A

» Texting - k-chouko
21 Chapters, T
Summary:Aleksandr had nothing better to do. He was bored. He goes onto Omegle, a ‘chat with strangers’ website, to see if anyone had anything interesting to converse about. To see if he could meet a new friend. He comes across someone who happens to live in the same state as he does. They exchange some info, one thing leads to another and, well.. This is the story of how Aleksandr Marchant met, loved, and hated James Wilson.

»50 Shades of James - Sabertoothtigress *UNFINISHED*
25 Chapters, M
Summary: N/A

8

“Your real half brother is innocent.”

becauseforoncethisisme  asked:

How does narcissism play into Jaime never speaking of the wildfire? (Related: I understand why he did that for the sake of the story, but I don't from a Watsonian perspective. Dude, that will clear your name! You think Tywin can't manipulate singers and rumor?)

Because Jaime, quite a bit like Tyrion, has this anti-hero identity going on. The ignorant masses despise me because of the best thing I ever did, I’m so misunderstood, I’m also a bad boy because I sleep with my sister, but also I’m better than all of you and I don’t owe anyone an explanation, who are you to judge me, etc. etc. 

As we see here:

“Do you think the noble Lord of Winterfell wanted to hear my feeble explanations? Such an honorable man. He only had to look at me to judge me guilty.” Jaime lurched to his feet, the water running cold down his chest. “By what right does the wolf judge the lion? By what right?”