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i was tagged the cutie @loveofromance​. thank you!!!! :D

1. Last movie I watched. cinderella (2015)
2. Last song I listened to. glory - bastille
3. Last show I watched. the mindy project 
4. Last book I read. i started reading mr. darcy’s rival last night. but i think the last book i read was fear of falling: second impressions.
5. Last thing I ate. diamante negro (simply the best cheap chocolate bar you can find in brazil imo)
6. If you could be anywhere at the moment, where would you be? somewhere cold.  it’s way too hot here rn.
7. Where would you travel in time? every time i get asked this question this comic comes to my mind:

8. First thing you’d do if you won the lottery. i’d buy this beauty:

9. Fictional character I’d hang out with for a day. elizabeth bennet!!!
10. Time right now. 19:30  

anonymous asked:

1 to 10 💙👽

1: What was the first Twenty One Pilots song that you heard?
House of Gold
2: How did you first hear about Twenty One Pilots?
Maybe two years ago, when a friend showed me the car radio music video
3: What is your favorite Blurryface theory?
the big one tat included the twitter and the tweets being delete like two seconds later. That theory was intense
4: Tyler Joseph or Josh Dun? 
5: What’s your favorite song on Blurryface?
Fairly Local and Lane Boy
6: What is your favorite Twenty One Pilots vine?
7: Which music video is your favorite?
Fairly Local and Tear in my Heart
8: Reply with a link to the best Twenty One Pilots cover you have heard?
9: Do you have/want any Twenty One Pilots tattoos?
I want to get one really bad but i haven’t dcided on what yet
10: Which album is your favorite so far?
Regional at Best

//Send me twenty one pilots asks

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.
The signs as a celebrity
  • Aries:everyone speculates whether they're high a lot, known for doing wild stuff at parties, admired, talented and very fast paced with their career
  • Taurus:looks beautiful even in candids, owns a shit ton of Range Rovers, probably gets scolded by their personal trainer a lot so they sack them, honestly flawless
  • Gemini:somehow in every selfie ever taken at an award show, active instagram account, knows how to appeal to the public eye
  • Cancer:everybody wanna be their lover so bad, they endorse every product in the universe because they want to be polite, always publicly thanking their fans every 3 seconds, probably has a tumblr account to check up on fans
  • Leo:always gives back to their fans, throws the craziest and best after parties, generally well loved and popular without even trying and has every celeb thirsting for them
  • Virgo:know how to keep themselves relevant, every fan encounter is usually pleasant, wins a ton of awards
  • Libra:friends with every celebrity in the world, always looks amazing when they're out in public, charitable, aware of social matters, always on twitter, probably has a crush on every celebrity they meet but covers it up
  • Scorpio:the one everyone thirsts for, maybe not a person of many words but when they do speak they always say something iconic, knows what their fans want to see, very successful
  • Sagittarius:no fucks were given ever, swears in interviews, lights up a joint on stage, downs some vodka before they go up and accept an award, aside from that tho, they're charitable, talented, and appreciate every one of their fans, very admirable
  • Capricorn:so cute even if they don't think so, always neat in appearance, always some nice shit going on w their hair, very very VERY good at their job, inspire and help their fans without even realising, enigmatic, probably disappear from time to time tho
  • Aquarius:very weird and very cool, always stand out even in a photo of them with bigger celebrities, on the front page for something that never even happened, probably always accused of dating some celeb they made eye contact with 3 months ago, extremely talented but not always aware of it
  • Pisces:slept on so damn much, honestly one of the most talented and original people out there, always coming up with ways on how they could use their fame to make a difference, underrated af
Looking back, I can’t remember the truth. I blew everything out of proportion so I could feel the hurt and betrayal and write about it in vivid detail. It was my own method of torture. My own undoing; and I enjoyed every second of it.
—  c.j.n.

Learn to Crochet!
Crochet Gif Tutorials: Crocodile Stitch

A tutorial in 7 parts:
Part 1 - First Foundation Row
Part 2 - Row 1, First Scale
Part 3 - Row 1, Middle Scales
Part 4 - Row 1, Last Scale
Part 5 - Second Foundation Row
Part 6 - Row 2
Part 7 - Third Foundation Row

This tutorial shows my technique for making the crocodile stitch. I’ve looked at various other tutorials in the past and they all seem to have slightly different methods, but this is what I came up with as the way that works for me. I hope that it will help you too - but as always, play around and see what you like best!

So far, this tutorial only covers making the crocodile stitch in rows - so for things like scarves or anything rectangular. At some point in the future I hope to cover the adaptions you need to make to work this in the round.

Happy hooking! XX

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