Busy P: default theme. Comments on every fucking post but no one wants to call him out cause hes too nice. Uses :) a lot but not in the “um sweaty” way.
Justice: ultimate grab-bag blogs. one second dogs next second hardcore porn gif. Tag each other in everything but are also on each other’s dfif lists.
So Me: art blog that’s more “reblogs are better than likes” posts than actual art.
Sebastian: all black theme with no icon or blog description. Only posts text style shitposts with no tags, but they become meme sensations anyway. Everyone thinks he’s genius but really he’s just weird.
Gesaffelstein: has like 20 different aesthetic/suggestion blogs ranging from angel kin to suckdog ripoff to health goth. Also has a star wars fan blog but it’s password protected and nobody knows about it. Promos constantly with selfies.
Brodinski: 4 column blog of photography and high fashion. Always getting really weird anons but answers them with grace and style. Has more followers than anyone else.
Danger: he was actually just daftinthehead this whole time.
michael would offer you a big box, wrapped with a cute christmas paper for christmas. you’d spent 3 minutes wondering what this could be. finaly you would open it and find a smaller boxe in it, and inside the box, another one, and another one. you’d think to yourself “what a dork what has he done with my present?” and you’d just saw him with a big smile on his face. now you’d have the last box in your hand and when you’d open it, you’d find a beautiful ring in it and michael on his knees in front of you saying “will you be my wife?”