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Bertha Parker Pallan (1907-1978) was a Native American archaeologist, of Abenaki and Seneca descent. Her parents were Behula Tahamont, a Native American actress, and Arthur C. Parker, the first president for the Society of American Archaeology. 

Parker discovered and participated in many archaeological sites during her career, but she is best known for her work at the site of Gypsum Cave. Although she was originally hired her as the expedition cook and secretary, she was allowed to explore the cave and was able to reach more inaccessible areas. It is here that she uncovered the first giant ground sloth remains in association with humans, a discovery that received national attention among anthropologists. After her time at Gypsum Cave, she discovered two additional sites: Corn Creek Campsite, and a pueblo site at Scorpion Hill. She worked for over 10 years as an Assistant in Archaeology and Ethnology at the Southwest Museum, where she published a number of archaeological and ethnological papers in the museum journal. In her later years, she acted as a technical advisory and consultant on TV shows and movies depicting American Indians, and hosted her own TV show on Native American history and folklore.

Bertha Parker Pallan was a ground-breaker in many aspects. She is considered the first female Native American archaeologist, and she is one of the first women  recognized for conducting her work at a high level of skill in the field without a university education. Additionally, her role as a consultant for TV and movies influenced how American Indian cultures and their histories were depicted in the media.

  • Marlene: Please tell me the rumors are true!
  • Lily: Yes, yes, I am a big fat slut.
  • Marlene: No, not that one... The one where you got suspended for calling Bertha Jorkins a dick, and you punched her in the left tit.
  • Lily: I worry about the way information circulates at this school.

An Evening with Girlfriends by Lamplight (1891). Anna Petersen (Danish, 1845-1910). Oil on canvas. Hirschsprung Collection.

An investigation by the Hirschsprung Collection revealed that the women were all contemporary artists The Danish painters Marie Krøyer and Bertha Wegmann and the Swedish painter Jeanna Bauck sit listening to the Danish violinist Frida Schytte. The gathering of these Scandinavian pioneers for women’s right to express themselves in the arts imbued the painting with a certain emblematic quality.

things the VKs might do

-constantly ask people if they were really abused or if they’re just crazy/remembering things wrong

-hello auradon prep school psychologist YES i know it’s 3 AM but I can’t sleep

-meet an auradon kid’s normal parents, freak out at the lack of yelling. slowly wait for the other shoe to drop

-alternatively meet an auradon kid’s parents and start crying because they’ve never experienced so much parental love

-get underage wasted on mother’s day/father’s day

-hello auradon prep school psychologist YES i know i have class right now but i can’t stop thinking about the fact that my mom tried to kill me, do you have a minute

-”hey ben/lonnie/doug, is (insert horrifying anecdote here) a normal thing for strict parents to do, or…”