lesbian culture is watching the same wlw kiss over and over again in different gifsets and reacting as if it’s the first time you’ve seen it.

Me: Mom…….. I’m gay

Mom: Uhum.

Me: wa… Did you know it?

Mom: Uhum..

Me: H-how?

Mom: Uhummmmmm….

Flashback:

Mom: sooooo, I saw you speaking with that boy over there….;););)

Me: *not even taking my eyes off the cellphone’s screen* Yeah he’s cool.

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Mom: Hmm, who’s that girl? I don’t remember seeing her bef–

Me: OH YEah, we JUST MET like, ten minutes ago, she’s SO NICE she has such a good music taste and she’s so smart and funny her laugh is so cute actually she’s entirely super cute and her hair–