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Who You Should Fight: Founding Fathers Edition

John Adams: You can beat John Adams, and frankly I think you should. He is tiny and angry and a ball of unconstitutional rage. Just point out the Alien and Sedition Acts and you’ve already won half the battle. Sit the fuck down, John.

Benjamin Franklin: Don’t do it. Not only is he a kindly old man, but he’ll kick your ass. He’ll kick the dog’s ass. He’ll kick his own ass. He was willing to get electrocuted for science and thought a turkey should be the national bird, not to mention how the old dude managed to get laid right up to his death. He was not only cooler than you but stronger than you.

Alexander Hamilton: Why would you want to figh- okay, I know why, but don’t do it. The man is made of piss and vinegar, and yeah, like Burr, you might win the battle, but at what cost? He’ll talk your ear off before, during, and after, and at that point, who really won?

John Jay: It’s tempting, I know it is, but John Jay is from New York. You really want to fight that guy? Plus, as first Chief Justice of the US, he’s got the mighty fists of the law on his side. You may not have heard of him, but fight him and you’ll wish you hadn’t.

Thomas Jefferson: Fight him. If you don’t fight him I will. Not only was he the world’s biggest hypocrite by being a slaver and yet wrote ‘all men are equal,’ but he’ll be too damn busy working out how to use his French mac and cheese machine to notice you until it’s too late. The man helped start and ran from two revolutions and got put on trial for cowardice, you can take him, and for the sake of all of us, please do.

James Madison: Only fight him if you can’t find anyone else to. I mean, yeah, the guy was instrumental in a virtual smorgasbord of American politics, but is he really worth your time? If you find yourself raring to fight Madison then take a moment to look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself why.

George Washington: Speaking of kindly old men you shouldn’t fight, do not fight George Washington. Do not even approach George Washington with intent to do anything but smile heartily from a distance. One time a guy clapped him on the back and Washington gave him a glare so withering the guy thought he was going to piss himself. George Washington survived Valley Forge; he can sure as hell survive you.

10 songs you've heard if you listened to Hardrock/Heavy Metal radio in 2006 (Whether you remember or not)

1. Bat Country (Avenged Sevenfold)
2. Scars (Papa Roach)
3. I Hate Everything About You (Three Days Grace)
4. B.Y.O.B (System Of A Down)
5. Happy? (Mudvayne)
6. Breath (Breaking Benjamin)
7. Stricken (Disturbed)
8. Moon Baby (Godsmack)
9. Duality (Slipknot)
10. Bring Me Back To Life (Evanescence)

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Wes also touched up on Benji’s back and filled out more of his sleeve today.. aka I just ended up doing a complete rehaul of his back and left arm bye.

The corruption cases that could take down Benjamin Netanyahu, explained
It was early March, and Israeli police were questioning Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as part of a burgeoning corruption probe that could force him out of power — and potentially even send him to jail — when the phone rang at Netanyahu’s official residence in Jerusalem. The caller was President Donald Trump. According to his office, the two leaders discussed the Trump administration’s Iran strategy for several minutes, after which the interrogation resumed. Read more

reapingwithjoy  asked:

Butter Pecan and Peach

peach: how do you relax?

listening to music or watching youtuber or netflix, maybe getting some tea, that’s pretty relaxing


butter pecan: favorite songs for life?

ahhh i could go one forever and ever but i’ll try to make it short and just list really important songs with lots of meaning to me

  • My Chemical Romance - Thank You For The Venom
  • twenty one pilots - Goner
  • Rise Against - Life Less Frightening
  • Rise Against - Survive
  • Bring Me The Horizon - Go To Hell, For Heaven’s Sake
  • Billy Talent - Nothing To Lose
  • Billy Talent - This Is How It Goes
  • Papa Roach - Last Resort
  • Five Finger Death Punch - Coming Down
  • Breaking Benjamin - Firefly
  • All Time Low - Lost In Stereo
  • JImmy Eat World - Pain
  • Paramore - Ignorance
  • Placebo - Drag
  • Brand New - Millstone
  • Nirvana - Lithium
  • Panic! At The Disco - Girls/Girls/Boys
  • Muse - Stockholm Syndrome
  • Radiohead - Karma Police

yeah see that got out of hand really quickly lmao i’m a huge music nerd but these songs are all perfect


thank you joy!!!💞

Game Time
  • <p> <b>Benjamin *yelling at the soccer players on TV* :</b> COME ON YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING GODDAMN TAKE THE FUCKING BALL SON OF FUCKING---<p/><b>Amiel *eating popcorn*:</b> How many swears was that?<p/><b>Ezequiel *tugs on Benjamin's shirt*:</b> Yo, you mind toning that down a bit?<p/><b>Benjamin *sitting down*:</b> OH. sorry, haha. I'll chill.<p/><b>Ezequiel:</b> Thanks.<p/><b></b> *RIVAL TEAM SCORES*<p/><b>Benjamin:</b> PINCHE ESTUPIDOS BABOSOS COMO SE ATREVEN, HIJOS DE LA CHINGADA MADRE CARAS DE PUERCO<p/><b>Amiel *still eating popcorn* :</b> That sounded like a lot of swears<p/><b>Ezequiel:</b> -____-<p/></p>
The Eternal Mars

As Benjamin stared down at his fellow Martian he say closer with him. The two had sat themselves down on one of the Martian mounts to be with each other and stare down at the wonderous blue marble of Earth.

@coltisimagie