benjamin aguero maradona

Kun Agüero interviews Leo Messi for Mundo Leo
  • Kun: Who will be wearing the number 10 shirt in the future? Thiago or Benja?
  • Leo: (LAUGHS) ....I don't have a clue!
  • Kun: Let one have the "1" and the other the "0"! (LAUGHS)
  • Leo: I don't know, we'll see...
  • Kun: Maybe he comes out a "dancer"
  • Leo: I hope... I hope he likes football, and if he doesn't, it will be OK.

Entire Argentina squad: *wild rumours of en masse international retirement*
Tata Martino: *surveys his barren, empty dressing room*
Tata Martino’s phone: Incoming call from Paulo Dybala. Two new voicemails form Paulo Dybala. Fifteen new texts from Paulo Dybala. Reading first text: “Mister, I’m ready, I want to help-”
Tata Martino: I wonder how old Benjamin Aguero Maradona is now.